Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
Maid of Life, Advisor to the Mayor, CEO of CrockerCorp, Soon-To-Be Mother! She/Her
I love fat women. <3
A woman of taste and culture, I see.
It just occured to me i havent shared my new name with you all its lara now.
of course you would pick lara you fucking nerd good choice tho genuinely it suits you like hell
I'm with Crow here. Obvious in hindsight but a great name nonetheless! Congrats, Lara!
Girls kissing...
Yuri!
Had some milk and cookies! :)
Glad you're keeping healthy!
So Hungry I Could Eat A (noun).
Gosh, not a (noun)! That's horrible!
I suppose if it's the only way to sate your hunger, I'd rather not see you starve. But still, a whole (noun)...
In hindsight, it probably looks a little unfortunate for THAT to be my last post before a multi-week Chittr break. Please be assured, nothing is ultimately wrong, my attention's just been elsewhere!
welcome back, darling! how have things been? :U
Pretty well, for the most part! My little yet-to-be-named is an active one, kicking all the time, so I'm not sleeping as great as I could, but I'm not yet at the point of asking Vriska to conk me out! And I've got lots of help around the house, so I end up spending most of my time vegging out watching TV or "gaming" with Roxy. (Which, I'm sure you're familiar, really means watching her play something I would never touch myself. :B)
(i call that cheerleading!) how lovely! when is the little one dUe? :U i'll be certain to send some flowers and a card! ^u^
Oh, and for those curious: I DID ask Feferi out to dinner, and we had a lovely time! Nothing scandalous, not that I'd necessarily admit it if there was, but a pretty great first date I'd say! Looking forward to doing it again sometime.
glad you had a great time jane i love seeing wholesome posting like this it brings me hope
i need 2 stovk up on iron risch foods any suggestions?
I recommend strawberries!
#earthzmurdergame day two! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c854381ed881.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22e464911b52.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df78e62510dc.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0fe0f78d4f8.png
I see my wealth did not, in fact, protect me. I sort of thought the flamethrower would though!
i only got one person interested in the killing game thing rn? cmon! interact with this chitt in any way to be added to chittr happy havoc
What the heck! Add me if you're still recruiting.
um, hey. can someone check on the weird evil authoritarian jade?? i know she is crazy, but i'm still getting pretty concerned!
Best we can do is talk to her through Chittr; experts say her timeline is locked from outside interference.
@gutsyGumshoe#1639 If what I am seeing is correct— which, it always is— you have a date with another Heiress in your future. Flushed romance is sometimes difficult to navigate, but your first impressions to your fuchsia paramour will come with reward. Just… don’t order the sea bass like you may have planned. It’s in poor taste. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
Aha, I keep putting off actually asking her out. Maybe this'll be the confidence boost I need?
janey looks so damn hot in a suit
Thanks!
My brother’s comment about bitches with tarot cards inspired me toward a terrible fit of charity. Whoever would like their fortune read, simply sign below. I can feel all of your energies from here, and it would probably do us all a great justice to see it done.
I'd love to have my fortune told!
If i killed somebody would you turn me in? ◉ _ ◉
It really depends who it was...
Celebrating all my besties on this #friendshipFriday! Shoutout to Roxy, Dirk, Jake, June, Jade, Karkat, Feferi, Porrim, Gamzee, and ALL their Alts out there!
AND DAVE!!! Oh my god how could I forget Dave. Dave's such a good friend. His experience with Ruby has taken so much fear of the unknown out of my pregnancy.
glad daves rank so high in your mind janey
I'm sorry!! I genuinely don't know how Dave slipped my mind when I made the first post! Maybe just because him and Jade are so inseparable these days?
the dog girl and her pet man
:33< meowing #meow t33h33 #meowposting1894 :33< silly h33h33 meowbeast post! :33< on novempurr eleventh at 11:11 am jane crockpurr died what mew know as jane is actmewally an evil robot replica sent to destroy any love and whimsy in the hearts of men women and children :33< meow!
Excuse me???
:33< diffurent jane