Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
Maid of Life, Advisor to the Mayor, CEO of CrockerCorp, Soon-To-Be Mother! She/Her
A reminder to all adherents of the Church of Life, buying CrockerCorp products is NOT a form of worship! My corporate career is entirely separate from the divinity thing!
This also works in reverse: proof of attendance at a religious function DOES NOT make you eligible for any coupons or extra CrockerPoints! Anyone trying to sell such things at such a function is NOT an official representative of CrockerCorp, and should be reported to the police.
#rankmaidsdailytropediscussion will be somewhat of a book club but instead of a book club ill make a daily post describing a trope kink or fetish or just a generalized eromotif that could be a prime theme in a slash fic so i guess not really a book club more like a discussion board there are so many skilled artists and writers on this website i would love to hear their opinions if you would like to join my club follow the tag to be alerted ill be making the first discussion shortly 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i understand if no one wants to participate, it wont make me sad, archive rating: M)
Not really a writer since my old Problem Sleuth fanfiction days, but color me interested!
I expected to see other versions of myself here. I did not, however, expect to see so many variables in appearance.
I've always found that to be the most fascinating thing about the multiverse; there's alternates of us with totally different builds and figures, different presentations - there's even Janes out there that are WHITE! It truly boggles the mind.
consider your furniture chewed on
Don't make me get the spray bottle, young lady!
idk i jst thik i deserve 2 be smached aroudn a bit nd told im pertty #nsfw
You're incredibly pretty, Ro-Lal!
Some people will name their children after other loved ones that have passed away. Sometimes I think about naming my son (if it does turn out to be a son anyway; I haven't had an ultrasound yet to find out) after my dear poppop. ...But that would probably be a little weird for June, wouldn't it? I mean, it's a common name, but still...
Gosh, are my ears burning? Hello world! I heard through the grapevine that this website features a staggering dearth of yours truly, and since I've little else to do while on maternity leave, I figured I'd drop by and say hello!
oh man, this jane is so sweet. hi sweet jane. :)
And now, the worst part of any public apology: going completely radio silent for twelve hours so I don't post anything that can be misconstrued as trying to change the subject.
jney how did u immediately get cancelled
I'm not cancelled! At least I hope I'm not cancelled. No one told me I'm cancelled. I just made a minor little whoopsie or two.
Actually I take back what I just said in a thread. Vriska is doing an absolutely terrible job as a mother. She's barely even doing anything herself, just leaving it all to June! I know she didn't have a very good role model, but we've literally seen trolls doing better, I don't think she can use her species as an excuse!
oh shit, so vriska is raising vrissy - i guess? the nightmares just keep stacking up. i bet that girl's gonna grow up to be a real monster, heh. that sucks, though! what a mess! ...🍿
Well, she named her Ananse, but yes, Vriska is essentially raising Vriska Junior. It is a heck of a show, I'll tell you that!
OMGGGG n tha 3 of them r raisin a grub together???? i lowkey feel bad 4 this kid lmao (no offense terezi n vriska)
On paper, yes, the three of them are raising the grub together. But in practical terms, they are leaving EVERYTHING to June!
jane i think you might wanna walk some of this back we're reaching critical milkshake duck.
*Sigh* I am listening and want to improve, but what exactly is the problem here? I am bad-mouthing an *individual*, only bringing up her species to say that negative stereotypes *do not* apply.
genuinely, the phrase is structured in a way that has a weighty negative connotation. like. "we've literally seen trolls doing better" implies that the ability to make a decent guardian to a child is noteworthy and surprising. i'm sure you didn't mean it in a super sharp way. but that is how it reads.
I see. Well, I am sorry for that. As I said, I did mean quite the opposite. Walkback post incoming.
im not trying to finger waggle! i'm sorry if this feels brow beaty.
It does feel a bit like that - but, at the same time, I'm aware that at times I rather *need* to be brow-beaten to get it through my thick skull that I'm in the wrong. So, no offense is taken, and I thank you for trying to help me!
I need absolutely everyone to know for the record that i do NOT want children. Im hardly responsible for myself and the household.
I understand completely and I respect your choices!
and now i got the img of a pragnent me stuck in my head n this will shorely give me a few body horror relatd nightmares #dysphoria
I am so sorry if I in any way contributed to that!!
aw janey its ok!!! i didnt know talkin abt that would have such an effect on me tbh
This whole dysphoria thing is terribly complicated, isn't it? I'm sorry you have to go through that.