Rose Lalonde: "My brother’s comment about bitches with tarot cards inspired…" | chittr

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My brother’s comment about bitches with tarot cards inspired me toward a terrible fit of charity. Whoever would like their fortune read, simply sign below. I can feel all of your energies from here, and it would probably do us all a great justice to see it done.

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hello bitch wwith tarot cards rub your most sensitivve bits all ovver my fortunes so i can respond in kind by provvin wwhat a soothsayin hack you are

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I will take this as only the highest of compliments. Not to worry Mr. Vantas, you’re first on my list when I regain my psychic energy.

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wwhy not, im long past denyin the efficacy a your magycks