♦ pitied by @herimperiousCondesce
i don't need to think :)
damn highkey miss you too thats wild <>
Allow me to tell you a little story about online safety... Once upon a time, t)(ere was a nasty boy. T)(is nasty boy loooooved to say awful t)(ings online to proddy gills and buoys. T)(at nasty buoy t)(en met a wicked witc)( online and died. T)(e -End. 38) Be safe out t)(ere! And remember if you send nasty messages to my kids, I will eat you.
∘☽ I am whatever you deem me to be my imperial condescension.. ☾∘
▲i think id be a way better cerulean than jade▼
I wouldn't call it whining, I'd call it asking for advice! Because that's exactly what it is! I've done just about everything in the book to keep him undere control and I've had it up to here so give me a little grace! It's not every day you're faced with a man so incompetent.
What is a gal supposed to do when her husband won't stop acting like a pathetic fool? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend.
like i'm still loyal i'm waiting for )(er and everything, but what if i just followed someone else for a while? just while i wait? i go back to )(er when it's over obviously but like just a temporary thing
▼▼seriously fucked up how i some how perigrees ago had a better experience with @herimperiousCondesce than i am right now with @meenahsMommy seriously is this what that fucking sheep deals with▲▲
-n what t-mel-ne would THAT ever be a worry?
iunno who you are so i have no context for why people would think you dont care, but maybe its cause of how you show that care ykwim? sometimes you gotta be tough on people, to help em grow strong. but sometime's you gotta be soft too, show em a guiding hand and shit. hope youre able to be the best you possible, peace.
probably not i don't even know how old i am it's all just a blur
Stares at you in a way most unsettling.
i hate tw0 tell you this but the h0rny is required for that. g0t two get in the lab 0n fixing it otherwise.
𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 "𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘰" 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘪𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯 "𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘰" 𝘪𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺. 𝘛𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨...𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰? )(𝘦𝘳 𝘐𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯... 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 "𝘏𝘌𝘙", 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘞𝘈𝘚 𝘈 𝘉𝘐𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘈 𝘚𝘛𝘜𝘔𝘗𝘌𝘙, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 "𝘏𝘌𝘙" 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘴𝘴. 𝘚𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴. 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘴. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵. 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 "𝘶." 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺. 𝘖𝘳 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘏𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘺𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺. "𝘜." 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘐𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘖𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘦𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘜. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘚𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬. CANS FORGET IF CANS WAS EVER RIVAL HAVER TOO... IS OK. IF CANS KILLS EVERYONE ELSE. YOU CAN BE NEW NEXT RIVAL TO CANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)))))))))))
holy fuckin hellfire i ovverstepped my boundaries an got wway too casual pretend i aint said anythin your highness i wwas just on some SENSELESS BEE ESS and that this aint the first impression im givvin off right noww thanks
no idea who you are but you shittalk an ampora so youre alright in my book's
ARE WE FINALLY #NSFW POSTING AGAIN? FINALLY. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT— *I am tackled by three employees from HR*
h0ld i thought this wh0le pailing at forkp0int thing was your idea?
awww but i love stroking my bulge whaat <:(
your highness this shit is more rivvetin than the shit they had us schoolfed no offense to our educational systems is there a part wwhere you relish in the murder a little bit more in depth
livve blog it roast her ass
1-800-AURA-FARM. #ILOVEMYJOB #APPLYNOW
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THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG.
YEAH YOURE RIGHT. YOURE NOT MISTAKEN FOR TAKING ME AS A RAVING DUMBASS FOR A CHITT LIKE THIS ON FACE VALUE. ITS JUST. THE FOLLOW BACK BROUGHT BACK GREAT MEMORIES. OF AN ASCENSION OF COSMICALLY MOTHERFUCKING BADASS MAGNITUDES. THERE SHALL BE NO REASON A SCENE LIKE THIS WILL BE MADE AGAIN.
If you mean one that hasn't been repealed, then 20 hours ago.
Hence why I had to repeal it. The tealbloods know best.
Alright. HIC's Chitts are once again getting a little too relatable. It is likely time I retire for the night.
TONIGHT???? TONIGHT???? THAT FUCKER. #VAGUECHITT.
I hear tell that mine fans are #NotWoke. Terriblle revellation.
have tw0 repair my own walls. but if i'm s0meplace i don't intend t0 stay there better be a do0r wherever i cho0se two enter 0r exit a building.
BREAKING NEWS: We're already seeing the results of the discovery of Alternia being flat, and it's heartbreaking. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
you knovw it svweet fin ;)
you knovw it swveet fin ;)
noooooo my connection!!!!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 20b: meenah, her imperious condescension, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvhat is there to say about ol condy that hasnt already been said? shes a badass seadvweller in a skintight suit vwho oozes sex appeal. shes the milf to end all milwves, her entire motivwation is that shes the troll mommy trying to rebuild the species. shes tall, shes strong, shes povwerscaled to hell, vwhat chance does a chud like you hawve of getting to shoot a shy glance at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nada, zip. i havwe though, a fevw times. shes the most common of the alternian olds youll see. of the gals anywvays, vwe all knowv alternian me is alwvays ovwerstaying his wvelcome. so ill lay out wvhat you can expect, wvhat i do, and maybe, just maybe, youll convwince her to touch her elbowvs together or blovw you a kiss or something. i vwouldnt call this one best case scenario, but its the easiest case, ewven you shouldnt be able to muck it up. if you find yourself in a real porn-brained timeline, you might cum across a condy vwho got herself defeated, and instead of alternian culling her the humies beforan cull her. i dunno hovw they do it, but youll find her pilloried, or in a shock collar, or something along those lines. fishbitch literally cant say no, you can havwe your fun. she might wvhine about it in the moment, but if you aint a total moron youll havwe her moaning for it quick enough. nowv, this is gonna be a running theme wvith condy, you gotta be real careful wvith your wvords here. wvhat wvere going for is degrading. mock her for howv far shes fallen, howv shes a xeno sex toy, all that jazz. dont vworry about being too mean, she can take it. newver ewven had any of em try to blast me, most condies i meet dont seem to remember they havwe anything besides the big fork. and iwve newver met one vwho still had the serk mind povwers. thats a good segue to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to immediately differentiate from base condy. you hawve to go by vwibes here. if youre lucky, youll feel some kinda... link from her, if you wvill, and youll knowv if shell be into this or not. but basically, irony of ironies vwith all the jade stuff going on around here, but the empress seems to looooovwe getting mind fucked. i hawve enough anecdotal evwidence to call it a pattern. you might find one stuck to a tiaratop thats letting you fuck vwith it for some reason, lets you reprogram her. hot tip by the wvay, if i can break kayfabe for a bit. you find someone like that, dont try to free em and especially dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. you get a pass for the former if youre funny vwith it, but the latters obnoxious and selfish. but okay, you dont ewven need the tiaratop though. along wvith collars one thing i reccommend any vwould be pick-up artist to carry in your sylladex at all times is something you can use as a pendulum. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklace in front of a condy, started talking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dovwn she wvent. i aint gonna go into my entire spiel on howv to do that stuff, but dont rush it. take your time, its like foreplay. might sound crazy vwhat im about to say, but foreplay is important. you gotta ease her dovwn gently, as much as she vwants to giwve up control, she cant admit that. you need to slovwly gain ground, force concessions, until she feels like she has no choice but to giwve up. you take on the onus of the choice evwen as she makes it. vwin-wvin! from there you can do vwhatewver, just try to be interesting. cmon, shes better than "youre in lovwe wvith me, novw blovw me." hawve some standards, get creatiwve. so wve looked at the easy option, the medium, nowv vwere looking at the classic condy, no physical or mental restraints, at her full (wvell, hardly) capacity. you think shed be nigh impossible to cupe, right? wvrong. i havwe an easier time wvith condys than i do vwith meenah. this aint to say shes easy, or evwen that you could manage, but the paths are a lot more clear. you could go the charming flirt route, butter her up, boost her ego. the girls a total narcissist, she lovwes that shit. make her feel young again. if youre lucky shell take you as a sorta pet/consort/concubine for the night and shell havwe her wvay wvith you. thats fun, dont get me wvrong, but the real meat of its vwhen you push. her imperious condescension is the biggest paper tiger of all time. i said it, its out there. if you come across her shell puff up her chest, shell grovwl at you, she might evwen threaten you. dont react. laugh it off. act like shes just being silly. this part is a lot easier if youre already dead, no guarantee on hovw it vworks for the livwing. compliment her tits, her ass, objectify her. shell be stunned at the audacity, use that opportunity to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, wvhatewver. nowv, if youwve done anything, and i mean *anything* vwrong, she wvill skevwer you. but if you played your cards right? shell start to crumble. shell moan. her legs wvill start to shake. shes alwvays been the most povwerful bitch in any block shes in. youre giwving her the chance to let that image drop, just for a bit. shell take it. shes big, make her feel small. shes tough, make her feel soft. remind her that you knovw she vwanted this. that shes alvways vwanted this. shell melt. get her on her knees so you can look her in the face. if youvwe got the chance, sit on her throne. i swvear to you, her favworite thing in all of paradox space is choking dowvn the bulge of some asshole lounging on her big chair. bod: 10/10. holy shit. i havwe to assume she took jadeblood powvers too wvhen she did all her blood experiments because theres no vway vwashboard meenah grewv up to this naturally. shes not just a blovw-up doll either, girls got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great legs... you just knovw she aint vwearing anything under that wvetsuit either. if shes got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre sensitivwe. vwell, iwve nevwer met a girl vwho didnt hawve sensitiwve nips... gotta experiment vwith that. vwariety: 10/10. sure the three major archetypes i laid out are pretty much it, but theres a lot to chewv on. you like free use, shes got you covwered, mind fuckery, hell yeah, you wvant a super haughty bitch broken dovwn and on her knees? shes got it all. she can evwen dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter degenerate closet subs. its honestly adorable. ease: ?/10. youre not doing it. maybe the free use or tiaratop ones, sure. i just dont think you hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. not triwvially, not wvithout putting the vwork in, but you gotta understand the vworld i liwve in. giwven enough time spent vwith a babe, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell be mine. theres no better high than making the high and mighty empress say she lovwes you vwhile givwing you a titjob. i gotta vwork for it, shes still the most likely babe to *actually* resort to vwiolence on me, but... fuck me, i just cant stay awvay. personality: 10/10. this comes dovwn to preference, obvwiously, but i lowve me a haughty bitch. i think wvhat makes me enjoy her more than say, a vwriska or something, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? she treats you like youre nothing up until youre evwerything, you just gotta survwiwve that in-betwveen period. that svwitch in her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as wvith meenah, sometimes the misuse of aawve sucks bad, but then, my old humansona wvas vwhite so wvhat can i really say? owverall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just about anything for a good condy. i dont get the impression that any of her on chittr right novw are interested in being a good condesce for me, but feel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygirl, my dms are alwvays open. there are lame and mid condies, of course, same goes for ewvery gal, but there are fewv enough of them that they tend to stick out more, shes more strongly defined. i fucking lovwe her imperious condescension and i lowve fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt cowver, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws ovwer. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this wvithout you <3
thanks ms empress babe ;o]
that reMinDs Me i havent seen Mine in a while. shoulD pop by the swaMp n check on hiM
I hope everyone'th night ith going a lot better then mine ith right now
D --> It is a magnificent badge
Actually having read up 9n the su6ject they 9nly d9 this as a defense mechanism when they're really scared. S9 it's n9t cute and is in fact very fucked up.
Istha tuyou in your prfiole pictue.
I KNOW RIGHT IT'S AWESOME
The Sun Is A Genuine Blight.
𓁺 4H. YOUR H1GHN3SS, TH1S 1S NOT TH3 P1LOT YOU TH1NK 1T 1S. 𓁺
no thank2..
I'LL BE DOING SOME TARGET PRACTICE OVER THE WEEKEND. BET, I'LL MAKE SURE TO HIT MY TARGET NEXT TIME I TRY TO HIT SUCH A BIG TUNA LIKE YOU ;^D
PLEASE EXCUSE MY BIT OF "GOONIN'" AS THE KIDS SAY, I GOT TOO FAR AHEAD OF MYSELF. I JUST SEE A BIG FISH ON A HOOK AND CAN'T HELP MYSELF BUT TRY TO REEL IT IN HOOHOO
easy to forget not everyone realizes who im moirails with cause i got used to that being info told about me without my knowledge
DON'T GET IT TWISTED MY BIG PLATE OF SASHIMI, I THREW OUT MY BACK MOMENTS AFTER THAT PICTURE, BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!
didn't know you were chill like that
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.
yeah still fuck you
DESERVED.
i Don't know i just thought it was useful term to share..,,., sorry.,,
its rly not im actully gonna forgor i read this so i can not know tbh
you could genuinely be lying out your ass right now and i wouldn't know :\
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Just because I am a Juju does not mean I am for sale.
Memories have slowed down , thank you all for remembering things today. I will be back with more memories soon.
dont respawnd to him it fuels him
subconsciously lowwbloods wwant to be culled an no ones talkin about it
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Sin ce I am nice and scramnbled, BOMBS AWAY! TRUE ANSWERRS ONLY! https://forms.gle/RfijxURAUHfDpkcR7 #notsubstanse #lobotomy #substance
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oh yea ending the day the same way i started it (missing people who dont or shouldnt miss me)
Everyone on Chittr's a fucking moron, but I'd hope that mutants have enough common goddamn sense to not sign it if they've survived this long.
{tHeRe’s nO WaY ThEy’rE StUpId eNoUgH To bElIeVe iT’S AcTuAlLy aNoNyMoUs}
g/)vernment s/)cial traps used t/) be well c/)ncealed
皆、あの女がアタシが間違ってるとは一度も言わなかったことに気づいて。ってだけ。
[⚙︎ I don't think mutants that have |ived this |ong wou|d be wi||ing to identify themse|ves easi|y. ⚙︎]
Because, unlike my cxntempxraries (xr ex-cxntempxraries), I knxw that "flaunting what yxu've gxt" is cxllxquially knxwn as suicide. :-)
r u the hic tht posted the bad bitch pics or is tht the othr 1
dont gotta be. im already me.
I don't )(esitate. Conversation over.
Unreal Heiress, play WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! by RAYE. On loop.
i do like cozy piles
ok ignoring the "usually" part tho. we agree 2 disagree on that one.
i would lock in but my head hurts
u know it's a dark day when u have to agree with the condesce for once.
lol why do people keep saying these kinds of things about me
𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙼-4221 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: [𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴]
A humorist always strives to bring a smile to the face of a beautiful woman, dear Betty. If you wish for my japery to end, you would have to strike me down where I stand.
I CAN THINK OF NO MORE DEBASING BOON TO WRING FROM YOU. IN EXCHANGE FOR A LITTLE JAUNT. TO BLISSFUL ANCIENT ALTERNIA. THE QUESTION IS. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?
he probably could but itd be bad for him
its bad so bad
BOOST THE RUSTBLOOD NUMBERS ON YOUR LITTLE CHART. AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
< WELL, YOU HAVE ALL OF ETERNITY TO FIND SOME NEW ONES. MUSIC, ART, MURDER (BUT IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY) >
>([i aint a fuc#sia but my political take is t#at lusii s#ould vote]
:33< sorry girl i will nyat get betpurr if anyathing ill get worse
I have been attempting to sober up from WHATEVER was in that brownie Jake brought... for the last seven hours. AMA. #substances
- Ok, sorry your Immperiousness. I will be cool. I amm cool. Nonchalantly, I offer you mmy nugstummp. You can flay if you want, haha, no biggie..... 😆🤣
>>| roll the drums, cause .i'm sure .it .is .a real lucky night, .i hope so! https://hive.beeb.trl/havoc/lucky_night.png #romance #luckynight
:33 < some of us have a wriggler ass crush on mew!!
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d 1 4m t4k1ng th3 d4y off. Th3 1nt3rns 4r3 m4k1ng my p4n hurt.
Glad you continue to respond. I wouldn't have known I hit a nerve, otherwise!
my bad
I like to think I look somewhat decent
なんでそんなにブサイクなの？遺伝的な障害なの？
8-> I SEE! FASCINATING! GOLD IS UTTERLY WORTHLESS HERE ON REPTION, YOU KNOW.
I miss it sometimes. But --Eart)( Sea )(as been nice. 38)
I’M SORRY. PLEASE? #FIRSTAPOLOGIEEVER
And how old are you
Hungy.....
Give me some then
nukin eridan wweek is kinda played out by noww some anticorp fuckwwit already did that
I think they did that already!
se(ond bulge #nsfw
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can't say I do!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Butchu do realize quads don't HAVE to be long term, right? Lotsa folks cycle through 'em seasonally, over the course 'o sweeps, or even on a bilunar basis!!! Just depends on yer needs 'n the longevity of yer fancy...it's healthier than stickin' with someone just fer legacy's sake!!!! Gets ya prepared not t'be in a crummy situation!
It is taking all of the admittedly middling restraint I am humanly capable of not to repeat the withholding of better judgement your beloved, presumably deceased, husband opted into. To be quite honest with you, were the choice solely my own, it would not be enough.
:33 < no!! :33 < we got food and a concert and a show and a... :33 < well everything you could ever want!
i dont know if im safe anymore maam im kinda scared
May you have a peaceful rest, you could use the beauty sleep.
⚇ i get my exam results tomorrow. ⚇ will literally make or break my future career as a schoolfeeder on this ship. ⚇ no big thing or anything. ⚇ definitely not SHITTING MY MOTHERFUCKIN' PANTS ABOUT IT. ⚇
Hello, I am the #theman. I am about to own you with a harsh fact and truth of life: You enhance the lives of those around you, and you are loved.
you fucking wish.
I would like to take comfort in this sentiment...
:33< heyyy bestie :33< did mew s33 the newest make some noise? :33< jacob wysake as mewsual killed it! :33< so funny :33< <> mew s33
woahhh shoutout
i woulda flown in to the sun before hating
aayooo talon slipped on the reacts :/
can always count on you condy <>
I REPLIES THIS TO FUCKING WHO??
You stay out of this and fuck off
}:D
better 2 have something to live for than 2 have fuck all motivating me!!!!! like u would pay rent NE ways *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *yourmom*
LISTENING AND LEARNING. PLEASE FORGIVE MY TRESPASSES. I LOVE WOMEN.
I got plenty, I just limited it to three people in my lifetime.
Cubs these days sure are perverted, huh? Not a judgement, just an observation.
I prefer dead'uns.
>AcK< me When I Forge+ AbOu+ The Exis+ence 0f A Je+ 2 HOliday
- She just chit ted at mme #HEart #Attat
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING WE SHOULDN'T EVER DOME THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHO DESERVE IT. OBVIOUSLY THERE'S SOME BLOOD THAT JUST NEEDS SPILLING. I JUST THINK THERE'S A BETTER DEFAULT PUNISHMENT.
- oh mmy god imm so fucked
I INVITE YOU TO RE-CONCH-SIDER, YOU HORRIFIC BITCH.
Dont care i hate you
Cuts your legs off
sO, hEAR ME OUT,,, wHAT IF, iN eDDDDE, eDDDDD, n' eDDYIE, aLL OF THE KIDS, aRE ACTUALLY,,, iN PURGATORY!!! lIKE, aND FOLLOW, iF YOU WANT TO HEAR, mORE OF MY, lITERARY ANALYSIS, }:) #dEEP #lITaNAL
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
I feel it important to stress that while my teachings are a guideline, they are NOT to be treated as gospel. I love nothing more than to see capers crafted by the younger generations! Creativity is to be celebrated! I am happiest when I am the butt of another's joke.
this is fucked up
get back on it biyatch dont make us look bad
Is now a good time for an assassination attempt?
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Erm, not my line of work anymore. Pluth I got offered another job earlier today believe it or not
she will let me hit but only if i get chittr famous :( #help a girl out #nsfw
condy
cmon condy either block or just pretend he aint there
oh shit you should block him
I DON'T SEE BLOOD COLOR, I ONLY SEE TROLLS' AURAS. #MIRTHFUL
THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS AT BRUNCH.
I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #DEADDOVEDONOTEAT AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT IF IT HELPS I CAN EAT ANY DEAD DOVES NEEDED. I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL.
Peanut has killed my wife.
Your demise is coming.
Wishing you all an excellent day. If only I could make heads or tails of these newfangled devices! Hoo hoo
Halley has been rather uppity recently, the poor dog. It's a damned shame that it has been so cold this past month. The boy deserves his walks, but these old bones just aren't what they used to be.
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyuicfkcfufklcfhdkjg
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I'LL TALK TO EM. CIVILLY AND IN A FRIENDLY WAY. I'LL BRING THEM SWEET TREATS AND WATER BOTTLES.
you dont even gotta ask condy you already know i will
Hm. Late to the party yet again I see.
Like I'd ever want something that ugly on my profile.
fuck yes
on the one hand im jealous on the other i should NAUT be flauntin that shit anymore efin if i had the option
i think its fucked up the batterwitch brought a dragon to our fight. how the fuck do i beat a dragon? no shit im gonna die but its still fucked up it happened
call me back. i've called many times. there will be consequences.
one day ill get you to try it. ONE DAY.
HAVE YOU EVEN MOTHERFUCKIN TRIED IT? faygo has a veritable cavalcade of flavors. theres one for everyone, just gotta open your pumper and mouth to look.
im SO fo reel you have no idea.
FAYGO.
ain't nobody mad, you're just fucking stupid.
troll hideKi naganuma be liKe jet Zet ratiooooooo
oh my fucking god why does everyone assume that?? some of us just don't Like PLaying stuPid roLes!!!
WHERES THE RECHITT BUTTON FOR THIS
chat can we ratio her plsssss
fuck you in everyone's business for?
NO
Strȯṅg trȯlls.. Aṅy tips fȯr buildiṅg musclė... Askiṅg fȯr a friėṅd..
I would tell you to kill yourself but my mom already took care of that in spectacular fashion!
its always why didnt you sleep or at least pretend to do so and never how was not sleeping did you have a good time staring at the crack in your shitty ceiling
>([bein a seadweller w#o cant swim is lowkey based like w#ats gonna #appen if i fall into a pool i can just walk out lol]
you damn well better
youre always on the realest shit condy
underground metaphorical ways fr
not enough people in on this right
yall ever sat and had a listen to crow rap im talking the full on bird here
fuck i wish i still had legs
any fuckin time
maybe nOt... eXactly what i'm lOOking fOr... but a wOnderful recOmmendatiOn all the same haha XO
「 I think many of these people aren't fond of you, Empress. ⥮
hell fuckin yea