♦ pitied by @herimperiousCondesce
nukin eridan wweek is kinda played out by noww some anticorp fuckwwit already did that
se(ond bulge #nsfw
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can't say I do!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Butchu do realize quads don't HAVE to be long term, right? Lotsa folks cycle through 'em seasonally, over the course 'o sweeps, or even on a bilunar basis!!! Just depends on yer needs 'n the longevity of yer fancy...it's healthier than stickin' with someone just fer legacy's sake!!!! Gets ya prepared not t'be in a crummy situation!
It is taking all of the admittedly middling restraint I am humanly capable of not to repeat the withholding of better judgement your beloved, presumably deceased, husband opted into. To be quite honest with you, were the choice solely my own, it would not be enough.
:33 < no!! :33 < we got food and a concert and a show and a... :33 < well everything you could ever want!
i dont know if im safe anymore maam im kinda scared
May you have a peaceful rest, you could use the beauty sleep.
⚇ i get my exam results tomorrow. ⚇ will literally make or break my future career as a schoolfeeder on this ship. ⚇ no big thing or anything. ⚇ definitely not SHITTING MY MOTHERFUCKIN' PANTS ABOUT IT. ⚇
Hello, I am the #theman. I am about to own you with a harsh fact and truth of life: You enhance the lives of those around you, and you are loved.
you fucking wish.
I would like to take comfort in this sentiment...
:33< heyyy bestie :33< did mew s33 the newest make some noise? :33< jacob wysake as mewsual killed it! :33< so funny :33< <> mew s33
better 2 have something to live for than 2 have fuck all motivating me!!!!! like u would pay rent NE ways *eyeroll* *eyeroll* *yourmom*
LISTENING AND LEARNING. PLEASE FORGIVE MY TRESPASSES. I LOVE WOMEN.
I got plenty, I just limited it to three people in my lifetime.
Cubs these days sure are perverted, huh? Not a judgement, just an observation.
I prefer dead'uns.
>AcK< me When I Forge+ AbOu+ The Exis+ence 0f A Je+ 2 HOliday
I'M NOT EVEN SAYING WE SHOULDN'T EVER DOME THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WHO DESERVE IT. OBVIOUSLY THERE'S SOME BLOOD THAT JUST NEEDS SPILLING. I JUST THINK THERE'S A BETTER DEFAULT PUNISHMENT.
I INVITE YOU TO RE-CONCH-SIDER, YOU HORRIFIC BITCH.
sO, hEAR ME OUT,,, wHAT IF, iN eDDDDE, eDDDDD, n' eDDYIE, aLL OF THE KIDS, aRE ACTUALLY,,, iN PURGATORY!!! lIKE, aND FOLLOW, iF YOU WANT TO HEAR, mORE OF MY, lITERARY ANALYSIS, }:) #dEEP #lITaNAL
The people cry out for justice, and their voices reach me no matter where I am. Know that I am with you, always.
I feel it important to stress that while my teachings are a guideline, they are NOT to be treated as gospel. I love nothing more than to see capers crafted by the younger generations! Creativity is to be celebrated! I am happiest when I am the butt of another's joke.
get back on it biyatch dont make us look bad
Is now a good time for an assassination attempt?
Erm, not my line of work anymore. Pluth I got offered another job earlier today believe it or not
she will let me hit but only if i get chittr famous :( #help a girl out #nsfw
cmon condy either block or just pretend he aint there
I DON'T SEE BLOOD COLOR, I ONLY SEE TROLLS' AURAS. #MIRTHFUL
THIS ISN'T YOUR HEART, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS AT BRUNCH.
I'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF #DEADDOVEDONOTEAT AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT IF IT HELPS I CAN EAT ANY DEAD DOVES NEEDED. I WILL PROTECT YOU ALL.
Peanut has killed my wife.
Your demise is coming.
Wishing you all an excellent day. If only I could make heads or tails of these newfangled devices! Hoo hoo
Halley has been rather uppity recently, the poor dog. It's a damned shame that it has been so cold this past month. The boy deserves his walks, but these old bones just aren't what they used to be.
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyuicfkcfufklcfhdkjg
I'LL TALK TO EM. CIVILLY AND IN A FRIENDLY WAY. I'LL BRING THEM SWEET TREATS AND WATER BOTTLES.
you dont even gotta ask condy you already know i will
Hm. Late to the party yet again I see.
Like I'd ever want something that ugly on my profile.
on the one hand im jealous on the other i should NAUT be flauntin that shit anymore efin if i had the option
i think its fucked up the batterwitch brought a dragon to our fight. how the fuck do i beat a dragon? no shit im gonna die but its still fucked up it happened
call me back. i've called many times. there will be consequences.
one day ill get you to try it. ONE DAY.
HAVE YOU EVEN MOTHERFUCKIN TRIED IT? faygo has a veritable cavalcade of flavors. theres one for everyone, just gotta open your pumper and mouth to look.
im SO fo reel you have no idea.
FAYGO.
ain't nobody mad, you're just fucking stupid.
troll hideKi naganuma be liKe jet Zet ratiooooooo
oh my fucking god why does everyone assume that?? some of us just don't Like PLaying stuPid roLes!!!
WHERES THE RECHITT BUTTON FOR THIS
chat can we ratio her plsssss
fuck you in everyone's business for?
Strȯṅg trȯlls.. Aṅy tips fȯr buildiṅg musclė... Askiṅg fȯr a friėṅd..
I would tell you to kill yourself but my mom already took care of that in spectacular fashion!
its always why didnt you sleep or at least pretend to do so and never how was not sleeping did you have a good time staring at the crack in your shitty ceiling
>([bein a seadweller w#o cant swim is lowkey based like w#ats gonna #appen if i fall into a pool i can just walk out lol]
yall ever sat and had a listen to crow rap im talking the full on bird here
maybe nOt... eXactly what i'm lOOking fOr... but a wOnderful recOmmendatiOn all the same haha XO
「 I think many of these people aren't fond of you, Empress. ⥮