)(er Imperious Condescension
@herimperiousCondesce
literally t)(e baddest beac)( out )(ere
so )(ow many a u are actually employed
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waste of time job ngl )(ardly counts as a reel one 3B-/
u may be )(atin but i made a way to re)(eat fettuccini alfredo wit)(out it bein greasy n nasty and i ain’t ever tellin u
hi jinx from a day later. what if i said pretty please?
mmm water u givin me in exc)(ange
well i've already shared my corn salsa recipe but since that's publicly available i'd get if you didn't think it was a sufficient trade.
yea i need somefin elite for t)(is
guess it'll remain seacret.
snrk
coming back to this regardless of if you share the trick, do try the corn salsa recipe it kicks so much ass.
yea yea mfer i just more 3B-)
💀Would any uh.. gentlemen.be interested if I were to post certain… #nsfw pictures? Strictly hypothetical.🌺
no
yea jus answerin on sea)(alf of em all
💀Well, if I ever want to know what a shriveled old witch without taste would say on behalf of the ACTUAL target audience, I suppose I’ll keep that in mind. Lots of love <3🌺
lol
dont c)(a wis)( yo empress was woke like me dont c)(a wis)( yo empress was a bad beac)( like me
you're woke?
alwaves )(ave been alwaves will be
Y'all r3ally 2om3 pr3judic3d moth3rfuck3r2 aint you? 2om3 hardcor3 bigotry root3d in thi2 2it3. 2ad a2 fuck
nu)(u)( not me im woke 3B-)
damn straig)(t
yo never watc)(ed dis s)(ow but dat dad guy from Steven universe ? I get )(ow )(e pulled t)(at )(ot pink c)(ick cuz it would work on me too
what an admission
just sayin )(e kno )(ow to pull a pink alien baddie
s)(ella purple broads on my splas)(board now )(u)(
Is it heaven to you, or hell?
neit)(er i reely dgaf lol s)(ip is just funny wit )(ow )(ard my version of u kelpt )(ers)(ellf outa da spotlig)(t
Do publishing a bestseller book that obliquely mocks both you and your ultrapowerful boss, disrupting Betty Crocker trade routes, *and* riding your High Chaplain of Interstellar War down a waterfall of blood count as "outa da spotlight" to you?
you are reely takin t)(is as s)(ade instead of fact gurl. s)(e ain’t even let p)(otos of )(er get out. s)(e kept to )(erself until makin )(er moves s)(e was a strong adversary but s)(e kept t)(ings be)(ind t)(e scenes is all im sayin political moves were big but it was never in front of cameras and s)(ip t)(e way t)(e otter buoy was
⛥ 🦐
#trut)( not enoug)( mfers say t)(is
⛥ I know right. ⛥ 🦐
🦐🦐🦐🦐
boreeeed feel free to ask me s)(ip no form bc u pussies love bein anonymous and i ain’t about t)(at
8=l < What is your favorite drink 8=l < Of any kind, not strictly alcoholic
can i stick my finger in your hoopy ear rings and go blallalalalala?
pina colada 3B-) otterwise t)(o moistly just water
u can try it but w)(at )(appens to u ain’t on me
8=l < Have you tried bubble tea 8=l < I like the flavored pearls more than the tapioca personally
not usually )(uge on s)(ip bein in my drinks but I do like t)(e aquatic nature of bubbles bein in t)(e name… mig)(t try it t)(en
8=l < They're edible flavor balls 8=l < Quite yummy 8=l < You can pop them with your tongue
you got balls in yo mout)( ?