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▲oh so that's where you keep your self reflection▼
꒰how i look like seeing people vaguepost about hookups or something i dont know and then looking for who theyre talking about because im nosy as fuck a #vaguepost in itself technically https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/meonthehunt.jpg꒱
Everyone on Chittr's a fucking moron, but I'd hope that mutants have enough common goddamn sense to not sign it if they've survived this long.
thankyouempres.
This bodysuit is empowering.
:) II'm having a wonderful day!!! II hope you are as well!!! <3
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!!! THANKS CONDY !!!
-=[i ammm x-) aareyou having a good woke dday_☺]=-
thankyou empress! :)!
That is so right—I apologize for my transgressions. It will not happen again.
oh no someone who tends to be cryptic posting ominous shit how surprising
-^Why's everyone freaking o∇t over the c∇eball. Who cares.^-
in the tin
Prioritize eating fruits to decrease the likelihood of infections. https://file.garden/aDKBClvCMj7rw64u/7feb3b06bcc6651bf2165ea0b52b05a3.jpg
bet
ive been looking for people to play mario kart with for what feels like days now
You Can Also Show #gore Of People Who Don't Grovel Before You!
Her Imperious News Station! " The Only News Source Anyone Could Ever Need! "
eep!
it IS yuri day i really should girl about that some more. been one most of the day but still.
pfhfhh. just had a dumb idea.
(°ロ°) ! AH!
you should it shouldnt make things so warm
HAHA THANK YOU :)
OKAY I WILL #BLINDSIGN THIS WITHOUT READING A WORD OF IT!
IM SURE THAT MY GOVERNMENT BUILDING I AM PLACED IN WILL HAVE SHADE!
I AM ALWAYS #AROUND! REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR ME #BISCUITSFORPRESIDENTOFCHITTR
WHEN I AM PRESIDENT OF CHITTR I WILL LET ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE IN MY CABINET!
so long as i pretend rllllyyy hard dat its edible im GUD its my special supapower ;D i call it delusion
Good to know extraterrestrial leadership is socially aware. I think.
> fa1r en0ugh
gotc)(u, gotc)(u. lettin t)(e beef drop
ooc: // the rant part 2: Reminder, racism isn't cool to include in your story if you fail to dismantle the legs it stands on. You can't pull the "WHAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED" card either because it doesn't dismantle the argument; you're often just reinforcing racial stereotypes. I'm tired of getting on any website and then someone's character posts "GENOCIDE ALL X CASTE" with massive hurrahs. Then every person playing a character who's black-coded has to stand there uncomfortably. Aiming for actual equal rights is complex, and it's massively insulting to see people write characters who are supposed to be progressive and nuanced on these topics get turned into "HAHA we should kill an entire caste of people based on an aspect they can't change because they're an oppressor in this fictional story written by a white person." I can't even have trizza have a nuanced conversation about hemoism and classism, without someone immediately just strawman arguing with her. Like I PROMISE you that if she wants to talk about sexism against women on Alternian, people would just genuinely, with their lack of media literacy skills, just "ERHM BUT CONDY IS AN EMPRESS AND A WOMAN." I have many strong feelings about these topics.
a shockingly good take! most of the creators over here have gotten over that, for the most part, thoUgh hitting fifty was a bit of a shared traUma experience. ~u~
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG, your imperiousness! soooo true! }^o^{ }^o^{ they literally dont even get it! everyone should REGLUB this if they think they should die!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #reglub #krillthemoimperiousone #thinktheyshouldtotessssdie }˚₊⊹ ࣪
ooc: // I think some of you get so much into writing hemoism and forget that it objectively reflects real-life racism and classism. The argument that "well, it's just classism" is an ignorant statement when that is also built on racism. Also, turning a blind eye to the blackness of the fuchsia caste and purple caste while you're white and having your character use language that has been used against actual POC is crazy. Also, stop with the "all purplebloods have big bulges."
yeah ok. i guess it is fish friday. fuck it y not i've already started this. #fishfriday
waitt fuck yeah hang on #fishfriday
https://WWW.youtube.coM/Watch?V=W-V35TSLGzE 😎
goddam there r a lot of fuschias here all of a sudden. is it fish friday or what. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11cc7d83a614.gif
nah its mealworm rotation day
i do like cozy piles
u know it's a dark day when u have to agree with the condesce for once.
In my youth - I was quite the "quirked up white boy." The others envied my capacity to, well, bust it down frivolous style, as it were!
:33< im cute!!! :33< im girl!!! :33< im cute girl!!!
B33 < loving my weird furry fuck life NGL B33 < today i made rice and had it with some fish B33 < cuddling my best friend etc etc
I was led to believe such a thing to be true, myself, when that infant shot me dead with his sharp aim and flintlock in tow. But I suppose I have been beckoned by the audience for an encore! Not that I understand the mechanics, no siree. My form is most corporeal, I would have you know.
A humorist always strives to bring a smile to the face of a beautiful woman, dear Betty. If you wish for my japery to end, you would have to strike me down where I stand.
-yo! Hoo hoo. https://historicjamestowne.org/wp-content/uploads/2003.png
For every good jape requires a good scheme.
Too Many Folk Are Hating On The Joyful Folks!
he probably could but itd be bad for him
fell asleep for 4 hours and i feel exact same as before (bad) but ig its time to #getthatworm or whatever
↘️my favorite shape is square.↘️ ↗️EXCELLENT POST.↗️
#reel #unbiased
IF YOU WOULD CONSULT THE CHART. YOU'LL SEE. MY STANDARDS ARE EXACTING. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/GZYZKQQ1/IMAGE.PNG
< YEAH, THOSE WOULD BE HARD IF YOU'RE STUCK IN THE BUBBLES, EXCEPT BAKING. THAT'S STILL VIABLE. YOU PLOT AND SCHEME, BUT NOT FUN WITHOUT THE THREAT, AS YOU SAID. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I GOT NOTHING. I DIDN'T PICK UP NEW HOBBIES UNTIL AFTER MY MEENAH GOT SICK OF THE BUBBLES AND DRAGGED US ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE TO REVIVE US. >
All yoars!
I will admit, my favorite post on this platform was when someone stated "Chittr? More like Shittr." I have been thinking about it for multiple days now. I am not sure why I find it so amusing, but I most certainly do. More like Shittr. Haha!
#trainercard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2ae2fcdda42.png
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It sparkles w)(en you send it into battle. It gets SO ANGRY so easily. 380
A s)(iny Gyrados!
I got bored and made a )(ypot)(eticoral trainer card! 38) )(ttps://i.ibb.co/t5N0jKy/Feferi-card-2026-04-15-T16-19-55-102-Z.png
× Iii.. May Havve Drawvn Her. https://files.catbox.moe/efp4oc.png ×
:33< :XX
:33< its in my mewsepurr name too :33< s33 im a lil shit(peta)
:33< im like nepeta but more of a little shit im shitpeta getya?
That's a great idea!
Whenever it is your wriggling day we should throw a party!
It is strange to see so much celebration for it, but I think that's because there's several copies of these individuals and of their friends, so they're all just celebrating and it seems like a lot. Quite a lot of fuss!
It looks like it's a couple of people's birthday!
Most logical post on this site
I've just realized I forgot to follow several people I enjoy seeing around, and that's fucked up.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
:33< purrns out i have :33< *checks notes* :33< jestpurrs purriviledge
:33< *the mighty huntress does a peace sign and fades away*
Well, t)(at s)(ucks. 38( Sea you w)(en you come back! I )(ave so many questions, and wit)(out all of t)(at messy empire stuff, we could try bonding.
I guess.
You'll have to score your own transportation back to the realm of the living.
:33< *the mighty huntress remains on the furloor but gives a thumbs up*
:33< *the mighty huntress juggles something heavy and then tosses all of them straight up and they all land purrfectly on her head knocking her clean out*
you do WAT-ER-EVA you please betta me im just talkin boat these non gill havers thinkin they kno what it means to glub
- I mmean SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. S
- It the wEmmpresss in mmy mmention 's
- For exammple. Many immportant, respectable wommen are out there. One of themm... is the Emmpress. 👏🙌😏😁🙂↕️ #DidYouKnow
38D
see thats what im talking about thats real height right there
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i got haters i cant efin sea thats how you know you a #bigshot
the empress is doin a lot of thinkin lately does anyone find that forebodin
Always write it down. You will not remember it later. That's the horrorterrors lying to you.
:33 < some of us have a wriggler ass crush on mew!!
1 h4v3 d3c1d3d 1 4m t4k1ng th3 d4y off. Th3 1nt3rns 4r3 m4k1ng my p4n hurt.
:33< absomewtly! :33< mew know i love talking "ship" h33h33
:33< i love having besties i can be a mean girl with!!! :33< mew know who mew are!!!
some fuckin sense for once. suddenly the empire that conquered entire solar systems and united a multitude under one banner is bad. wvwe havwe our fault sure, but come nowvw. these softies are barely scrapin by. - the orphaner dualscar
THE IDEA OF BEING BESTOWED MY ADULT TITLE WAS SOMETHING I'D KIND OF RELEGATED TO A PIPE DREAM BUT THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TODAY? FUCKING CRAZY.
i bet it feels so satisfying to be a feudal lord pointing at some motherfucker you dont like and saying guards seize him
hahaha yea i know i just feel like points need to be deducted from my fits cause of my fuckass shirt
my bad
I like to think I look somewhat decent
u rite u rite
FASHION WAS NEVER MY NUMBER ONE CONCERN ABOVE SURVIVAL SO SORRY I GUESS???
// I made a another dualscar to fuck around with @admiralDualscar but i wanted to yap cause I love the Amporas but Dualscar and Cronus particularly make me giddy. I like to write Cronus, sharing a lot of traits with Dualscar and Dualscar having some old habits that Cronus would have had. I don't care what anyone says, I really enjoy knowing that Cronus can and had the ability to hold the same level of cruality that Dualscar had. -grips amporas and deep fries them- I looooove amporas.
Other then eye lasers what all can you do?
GOD IF I WERE 6 SWEEPS OLD AGAIN THIS CHIT WOULD GO SO HARD. AS IT STANDS, I'M NODDING IN SEDATE APPROVAL.
Aw, a shame! I hope the mood strikes you again soon!
SEE THIS IS WHY I RESPECT YOU, AT THE VERY LEAST YOU GOT THE SHIT THAT YOU NEED TO KEEP YOU IN CHARGE ON LOCK.
thank you for your suuift ansuuer and tinne.
ITS KIND OF INSANE THAT IN THE LONG HISTORY OF ALTERNIA, WITH AN EMPIRE SPANNING MULTIPLE UNIVERSES, THAT THE AMOUNT OF INTELLIGENT TROLLS SPAWNED CAN BE COUNTED ON TWO FRONDS.
8-> I SEE! FASCINATING! GOLD IS UTTERLY WORTHLESS HERE ON REPTION, YOU KNOW.
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I've really learned to love that stuff. fish is yummy!
Fav weapon(s) and why
8-> WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE LATEST CYPHERCASH TO HIT THE SCENE, #BITCHBUCK?
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO REALLY SAY THIS? IT DOESN'T EVEN HOLD WATER BECAUSE A DECENT AMOUNT OF FISH ARE CANNIBALS AND THAT'S NORMAL. EITHER WAY YOU'RE RIGHT AND THATS FUCKING STUPID
favorite savory meal?
Have you written any new lyrics lately?
OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ON HERE? AT LEAST YOU HAVE SENTIMENTS I AGREE WITH WHICH IS SUPREMELY FUCKED UP CONSIDERING THE SITUATION.
exactly!!!!
Seariously? 38\ #w)(att)(efuckdidijustwatc)( #glubbings)(ell #eridanweek #getoveryourselfjane
Writes that down, writes that down
fair enough. candied scarabs still on offer, though.
Morbidly curious, what would YOU do to him in this situation.
Yeah got to admit this is kinda fucking lame so far.
0 I can't fucking take her anywhere. She flirts with every88ne. Fucking wh88re. 9
:33< avhionabgha;g :33< #catposting!
Oh. Share, please.
Do it. Follow your heart.
Have you tried stabbing them?
Oh, that's something else entirely, yes. I can't really provide any advice here but I _do_ hope it is resolved like. If not peacefully, then maybe at least with some finality.
Kinda sounds like an attempt to change public opinion. Like some tabloid ass bullship.
+N☉tes+ +Imperil☉us C☉nsternati☉n is ⚕ n☉t reigning empress f☉r maj☉rity ☉f userbase+ +The ☉ther Empire ⚕ is d☉minating p☉wer+ +M☉nit☉r ⚕ cl☉sely+
dammit, that's wh7 7ou're the empress. be(ause 7ou're a genius
I am NOT fucked up! W)(at a rude t)(ing to say.
Remember, everyone: cullabubble trolls MUST be repoarted to your local Culling Agensea! We wouldn't want anyone to go uncared for, now would we?
in fa(t 7ou ma7 have alread7! third bulge, then
Ablative chitin? So if you take a particularly heavy hit it shatters and breaks off, absorbing most of the impact?
i was just suggesting it if you did want a tail! personally i have no dog in this race except i think having a tail is fun
🦖guys what if instead of saying poggers we said "loggers" and then everyone started taking huge bites outta trees
obligatory tail suggestionn unnless you've already donne that. thenn i'mm out of ideas
Ah. Oh. Okay. (( ooc: Condy liking his chitt made me laugh))
holy shit this the greatest night a my life
Mostly here cause A'm curious. Maybe piss people aff thon A'm here. Wha knows.
thats what I like to hear!
I've always preferred the diamond relationship, myself. The others seem so stressful.
Many sea it as status. Some sea it as a temporary satisfaction.
Having someone to smoke with is nice. #substance
:33< dont mind meow just pining
:33< big bulge on a hot dommy mommy :33< send chitt :33< #nsfw
genuinely i love writing a character that's all prim and proper and god-fearing then OOC i'm just ....... i'm just a dude .......... a freak, even ........... ))
((im just happy her and shitpeta vibe its so funn seeing them be awful :) ))
:33< thank gog
:33< im back did i miss anyathing epic or pawsome? :33< mew still all fureaks?
It is taking all of the admittedly middling restraint I am humanly capable of not to repeat the withholding of better judgement your beloved, presumably deceased, husband opted into. To be quite honest with you, were the choice solely my own, it would not be enough.
A marvelous point. I amend my earlier statement.
BIGG--ER! 38D
Same goes for a good wife. Who said that.
There's too many week long events. What happened to just one day? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
1 w4s go1ng to s4y som3th1ng unt1l 1 r34l1z3d you'r3 H3r 1mp3r1ous. Do not m1nd m3.
:33 < no!! :33 < we got food and a concert and a show and a... :33 < well everything you could ever want!
scroddamn was it T)(AT bad
#type$hit
I do 8elieve in freedom of the press, truly, 8ut I think some of these so-called reporters need to 8e fired.
fair enough
No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
watchin u crush dat trolls head wuz so hot~ :)
I too believe in these rules you have provided
I can admit when I am wrong. It is good to see you have a sense of humour.
:33< they hate meow fur my ability to meow loud as furk outside their windows at 3 am
:33< the numpurr one worst nepawta in the whole meowltifurse baby!!!
First person to bring their successful #wordle attempt to the gyro stand will receive a FREE breakfast gyro and a LINE-CUTTER FASTPASS to the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP HEADSET PRODUCT COLLAB.
:33< gr33tings! :33< the worst nepawta is here! :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png ((i will fully admit to tracing the chair from the og image because its 7 am and ive been up all night and didnt feel like drawing a chair but that is the ONLY thing i traced! ((referance image is https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lakewood-plaza-turbo/images/6/69/PresentingJoeCuppa363.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20180504062120))
Good morning, all! I hope those of you residing at our campgrounds make use of the hygienic facilities to hose yourselves off prior to the commencement of DAY TWO OF #ERIDANWEEK ! Seriously. Please bathe. Some of you were rotten on your way in, and I do NOT mean your @clownBae concert diapers. The official casualty list will be posted outside between the musical performance roster and the gyro stand. Congratulations. Official counts from last night NOT INCLUDING CROWDHEAL tally in at 142. *Gyro stand currently offering breakfast options.
COULDNT GET ANY SLEEP. TOO BUSY DRINKING ELIXIR, THRASHING NON BELIEVERS, AND SLURPING UP THAT WONDEROUS THING WE CALL LIFE
h3ll y3ah 💪💪 lmk if you 3v3r n33d 2om3on3 to hit you with 2om3 mor3 t3rribly good pickup lin32 th3y my 2p3cialty my lu2u2 alway2 2aid p3r2i2t3nc3 i2 k3y
fuschiabloods piss me off. i can say this because they hold no jurisdiction over me.
baby ar3 you a r3d flag? cau23 im colorblind and hav3 poor d3ci2ion making 2kill
I would like to take comfort in this sentiment...
damn oh w3ll
oГd seГfie what do you thiNK #ГooKsmaxxiNgadvice https://sQuidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.BacKBГazeB2.com/2026/03/31/1000085132.pNg
:33< i r33ly dont mind :33< mew can tell whoefur mew want on meow so long as mew k33p being epic lol
:33< heyyy bestie :33< did mew s33 the newest make some noise? :33< jacob wysake as mewsual killed it! :33< so funny :33< <> mew s33
:33< clawment below and ill do my best to furlirt with mew :33< quadrent of my choice btw
woahhh shoutout
RE: REEL ONE! ayoooo
ayoooo
i woulda flown in to the sun before hating
aayooo talon slipped on the reacts :/
:33< ayooo
aaaaayoooooooo~
awoooo wait fuck
:33< t33h33 :33< keep it up bestie!
:33< classic clawndy!
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/FPQQE3.PNG I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE THIS WEBBED SITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB #NSFW
↗️THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD.↗️
can always count on you condy <>
its an extra level of fucked when people call me dave now
I'LL TIE BOTH HANDS BEHIND MY BACK AND PUT ON A MUZZLE.
I WILL BE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. IF I SEE ANY BIGOTRY OR DISCRIMINATION AT THIS MOST HOLY OF EVENTS, THEN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BIG MEATY FISTS.
hating my chits abØut hØgs. i cannØt have shit. #phraseusedcØrrectly
🜂 | Most people might see this as a setback. me? a set for life opportunity. 🜂 | A gas leak is just an infrastructure discrepancy. a solution waiting to happen. with a crack squad of four guys i could turn that gas leak into a gas reservoir, a gas resort, a place where countless flock and congregate to charge their scuttlebuggies for generational wealth in mileage. 🜂 | Everything starts somewhere. and i would like to start at the very top where i'm most welcome, most familiar, and truly in my element. 🜂 | Could NOT have put it better myself, Empress. 🜂 | I'm going to pop you a follow now. my device seems to have been buggy and not following you by default. might want to take that up with the moderators on this website. this simply should not be the case. for anyone. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #WorkSmarterNotHarder 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
- Oh... haha. Oh! Haha! Oh mmy gosh. She thinks we can be ammusing sommetimmes! 😁🥲
→have some pity im just a misunderstood genius doing his thing₂
// Ykw i trust tha
// I feel like I'm the most like unlikely contender to run this account, like if u put me in a lineup w a bunch of other ppl and was like yo pick who runs this acc, I feel like I wouldn't be picked lmfao
:33< i gotta love the lanky purrupurr one
:33< i would be genmewinely shocked if somebody didnt know who mario was
:33< its like the thwomps furom mario always say :33< URGH :33< this is fur mew two people who know what im talkin about !
:33< classic clawndy purrank
exaaaaaaactly
THOUGHT YOU WERE WOKE NOW.
LET'S ALL RANK PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OF THEIR BLOOD. AND THE STEREOTYPES ATTACHED TO THEM. #YAY
Usually I don't encourage suc)( castist views but )(OLY CARP do I know )(ow to t)(row down. 38P
I'm lots of fun! 38D
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i B--EEN sayin this shit you ALWAYS the reelest bitch. buncha dam traitors actin like our ways aint good enuff
pe0ple just d0n't carppreciate the art 0f punning anym0re.
oooo i kno :))) which is y im NEVER gonna stop being ready for smth awful like u happening to the world again sooooo #youwont #justbaninfluencerorsmthgoodgod
dunno abt u but i sure wuz :)
other hobbies: being a tall friggin pin cushion
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⚇ church history time ⚇ Ringleaders 1:1 ⚇ "Church wasn't formed in a day, my salacious motherfuckers. Back in the early shit, purplebloods was just that. No more, no less. But it wasn't to be that way forever, hell nah, because a troll called Nergal was about to get a hell of a motherfuckin' prophecy. Assuaged by visions of mirth and rage, he was torn in motherfuckin' two. Twin thoughts waged war in his mind, and he knew he had to unite it all. So that slick ass motherfucker wandered his way throughout Alternia, preaching on the wicked shit. Shangri-la above and the ticket you needed to get your ass there, a promised land for motherfuckers deemed MOST MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. And lo, the fam was born of those who got their gumption on to listen." ⚇
!wow! ?oil is PoPular on earth too? i guess i COULd sell it there hrm
T)(at's t)(eir --ENTIR--E gimmick, rig)(t? To be funny.
🜂 | If you can’t spell “champion,” you’re not ready to scale leadership. precision in language reflects precision in domination. tighten up. also. rushing to declare yourself a big hulking titan hero is a classic low-margin move. slow down, refine, then deploy at scale. 🜂 | and your scale? tough guy? 🜂 | not that impressive. 🜂 | woke highblood? sounds more like BROKE highblood to me. @herimperiousCondesce #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #CONDESCE #DID-YOU-SEE-MY-OWN #HOW-EPIC #AND-WORTHY-OF-LIVING-THE-SPEAKER-OF-THESE-WORDS-WAS #I-REALLY-DESERVE-TO-LIVE-I-THINK #Connections #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
I like t)(e ones w)(o make me laug)(.
🜂 | Grindset check: enjoying coconuts is fine, but real winners diversify their portfolio into extinction events. one is a snack, the other is scalable legacy. an endless untoppleable empire. glory untold and let unfold. 🜂 | If your idea of a good time doesn’t reshape the environment, is it even worth scheduling? optimize your leisure for maximum long-term impact. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #GoldenPride #HelloYellowFellow #ReChittingForVisibility #SignupsStillOpen #HAILTOTHECONDESCENSION #Networking 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ADVERTANTALIZING.
I agree wit)( t)(e first part. 38D
#yep #jeelous
- oh mmy god imm so fucked
- PLEASE. All I've ever wanted was for the Emmpress to visit mme on an episode of "Secret Saboteur (Season MMMCDXIII, Continued Interplanetary Conquest and Bloodshed Part 42-1): Wherein the Emmpress, Her Immperious Condescension, Glory to Her Namme, Visits an Array of Trollian Businesses Throughout the Intergalactic Emmpire and Surprises Their Much-Adoring Proprietors With Her Patronage and Also Immperial Drones, Lots of Themm, Usually Rending The Property and All Within It Into Pathetic Multicolored Stains, Much to Everyone's Delight...)".
- Everyone agree with Her Immperious Condescenion's disagreemment. RIGHT NOW. 😂 #DOIT
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
~ Ah that definitely makeS Sense! I guesS it'S the rest of ShortieS problem then lol. Ruling the empire for Sure haS itS perkS.
sometimes being short can be a good thing! i honestly got used to it and i quite like it now.
~ I hope it won't Sound insensitive, but I wonder, doesn't it give you Such inconvenienceS aS hitting your head against the ceilingS, door frameS and SignS? At least it can be definitely a problem even for 6'6"
:33< furk yeah on my way
:33< could climb mew like a meowtin
I could make a couple of personal recommendations as to individuals you could give the business end of the prongs.
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think id do well with a tracker on me. locate my ass at any time
good adwvice, i use this in my ovwn conquests all the time
you look like a girl kisser
:33< thats the best pawrt!
:33< fuurk yeah that sounds so good right nyow
Do you think we can finally put Itchy down while he's like this?
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/j1oxlv.png please dont cull me. your highness. ]
THE HUNGER CONSUMES ME. LUCKILY I HAVE A BIG BOX OF FOOD SAVANNAH BEAST CHEESE CRACKERS: CHEDDAR
« fuuuck that'd be so sick and honourful to boost »
« about to ask a yellowblood if they wanna telekinetic blast me towards the ocean and see how far i go »
I feel it important to stress that while my teachings are a guideline, they are NOT to be treated as gospel. I love nothing more than to see capers crafted by the younger generations! Creativity is to be celebrated! I am happiest when I am the butt of another's joke.
somefin even
we gotta do something about this
thats what i like to S-EA
this is fucked up
ok so it isnt as bad as i remember it being at all. senior prom 1999. #gpoy https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/prom.png
wwe (wwhich is to say me) givve this plus 2 eridans i (wwhich is to say wwe so me) heartily agree wwith this sentiment an think anyone wwho believves otherwwise be sent to the grindr
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the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha
Get lost
Perhaps I need to step away to process. I knew it was a possibility, but the reality is a stark reminder of the weakness I still carry
Did you know, every 60 thecondth on alternia........a minute paththeth?
aint no way all of you are hitting anything at all
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Anyways. Enough of foolish vagueposting. Who wants a free drawing of themself? ]
She let me hit because I bake a mean turnover! :B
condy
shawty didn’t let me hit she too busy uploading on chittr :( #nsfw
cmon condy either block or just pretend he aint there
oh shit you should block him
...Suddenly thinking about my sister again. I hope she's okay, wherever she is... --------------------------------------- Mood: Thoughtful Listening to: Snow Angels ---------------------------------------
dont do that
Your demise is coming.
Wishing you all an excellent day. If only I could make heads or tails of these newfangled devices! Hoo hoo
ITS YOU!
Halley has been rather uppity recently, the poor dog. It's a damned shame that it has been so cold this past month. The boy deserves his walks, but these old bones just aren't what they used to be.
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuckyoufuckyuicfkcfufklcfhdkjg
I LOVE ALL BLOOD HUES EQUALLY. I WOULD NEVER FAVOR ONE OR ANOTHER. I WILL PUT MY BIG POWERFUL HIGHBLOOD BODY ON THE LINE FOR EQUAL RIGHTS.
Damn me and my easily-flattered ego. #Liked.
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oi you keep that fucking clanker bullshit away from my SHIT or i start offing every juggalo i come across
I'LL TALK TO EM. CIVILLY AND IN A FRIENDLY WAY. I'LL BRING THEM SWEET TREATS AND WATER BOTTLES.
What's this a8out pro8lematic content?
you dont even gotta ask condy you already know i will
BIG MAMA I'VE BEEN WOKE LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I'M DEVOTING MY STRENGTH TO HELP ALL TROLLS.
back to my worms #mymealworms
WOMEN GET BEHIND ME I'LL PROTECT YOU.
fuck yes
0h y0u said BADGES. well 0k that's fine t00.
yes ma'am.
on the one hand im jealous on the other i should NAUT be flauntin that shit anymore efin if i had the option
((Ok but serious talk, whenever i do use bro/man its always gender neutral, im actually so. *disintegrate baby meme*))
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((I have five accounts stay strong
(( Me when I have like 6 oc accounts, but I just want to keep adding more to the silly site.))
(( yea make as many as you want we got infinite universes make 37 accounts of slightly different equiuses (equiii?)
(( running away from overstimulation while half of your muses are yelling at you to make them accounts
((go crazy go stupid make all of them!!!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I am going to hide in the bathroom on company time.
THESE TIMES ARE TRYING AND MY HAIR IS DRYING :)
Captain's Log T's t\/\/\/\/o days till port. I ain't seen hide nor tail o The Marquise. E\/\/er since she started canoodlin' \/\/\/\/it' that Jadeblood it ain't been the same. Chat should I cull them both or just the Jadeblood?
please say sike this is wworse than the second airship hittin that towwer the other day
:33 < youre awake? enjoy the rest of your day empurress!
Girl.
D --> Congrat001ations
red velvet
dam right i do! btw BIGG-EST fan of yours right here none a these other suckas compete
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood break a dusk to my whole planet of loyal followers
♰ some of your humor is genuinely pitiful ♰
Fun s.o°da fact: legally speaking I take n.o° resp.o°nsibility f.o°r misuse .o°f my pr.o°duct after it has left my pr.o°ngs
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Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
Brb, watermarking the sky with those shitty porn ads. #nsfw
(( my ass Stays liking things on the wrong character.
I should pick up some new hobbies, now that I have so much more free time.
Animal Crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ
im alsØ the better child because i dØnt have tØ gØ tØ the tØrture labyrinth.
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In the 1942 film "Bambi", we were all taught by that fabulous rabbit Thumper that "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothing at all." I would like to take that one step further by telling you if you don't have anything funny or interesting to say, don't chit nothing at all. Be better.
HOW DOES TALKING POLITICIS USUALLY GO WITH YOU, HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION
Inspirati.o°nal Empress y.o°ur w.o°rk appr.o°ach is wise and an inspirati.o°n
not to be any kind of biased here but theyre literally the coolest any self respectin infantry expert could possibly wwant
Kay, whatever you say Condy.
HEHE!! #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/728E4FF3429D.WEBP
My favourite childhood memory is not being in agony.
ASHNIKO - I WNT MY BF 2 KIS IS LITRLY ME IF I WAS A SONG ;)
Oh shit. She used my title. #lookatthat
He's so furgetable. Amirite.
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Hrmn. Technically, ye ha\/\/e more than tree million o' them easy bake ones.
Okay okay okay. Fine. I'll take back that I said your ocular s33ing devices are tacky.
Barkbeasts are just walking flea hostels.
:o) It is quite interesting how personally humans take such things :o) On Beforus, most trolls lost their lusii before adulthood. :o) I believe it was the same thing for Alternia? :o) Trolls are just a hardier species, I suppose.
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
//Confirmed meat jade blog
BLOW THEM UP
i fucking hate my crew.
Anyone currently experiencing a housing crisis is free to alert me and I will have my team assist you.
Haytch and zed are really preferable names for the letters compaired to aitch and zee, to be fair.
HAVE YOU EVEN MOTHERFUCKIN TRIED IT? faygo has a veritable cavalcade of flavors. theres one for everyone, just gotta open your pumper and mouth to look.
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((SO GLAD IM ROLEPLAYING A FANTROLL SO NO ONE IS GOING TO CARE IF I SLIP UP BECAUSE IM A BRIT😭🙏
OMG Lik£, I kn£w you would g£t it diva!!! <3 :P im lik£, so hungry now OMFG. N££d to both£r my boss.
((I'm Canadian too I just scarfed down 2 farmers wraps and skulled a double double and I feel like gonna yarts
opposite problem lmfao
((Ngl for the most part i do appreciate people being like. playful mean than MEAN mean to the shitty characters cause there IS till normal regular people behind the shitty character accounts lol))
Lik£, black For£st gat£au. :P
PHEW.. STRAWBERRY POUND CAKE IS REALLY GOOD
((im american i just like U's in words. and i think swiss would too))
the amount of times i go to put a 'u' in a word like colour or honour is terrifying. being a chud australian is going to kill me. maybe i should make a luxora account
(( me but as an Aussie. The U stays I give up
WAIT DONT LISTEN TO ME
STRAWBERRY POUND CAKE ?
oo yay :3
((I LOVE THE OOC BUTTON!! LET ME EXPRESS MY JUBULAITON AND JOY FROM RPING AND EXPRESS TO THE OTHER ROLEPLAYERS THEYRE DOING AMAZING AND R FUNNY AND TOTES RADICAL!!!!
sighhhhh,,, ur rite </3 wuts a smal grl gunna do w/o a gorg bossbae
hw du wnt me 2 pay ;3
lwk i ment u kck my ass butim dwn for eithr or :3, keep tlkin gorgeos!! <3
How do you r3l4x. Do 1 just s1t h3r3 4nd do noth1ng
woh is dis flirting or a thret 2 spade nd cn i join
:o) Just a 'friend' of mine. :o/ She certainly has...a taste.
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:o) You truly are just like her. :o/ No wonder she fangirls over you.
ain't nobody mad, you're just fucking stupid.
Wvhat button do I press for “like wvhat you said but hate howv you said it.”
No comment. :B
YOU FUCKING HATER
My ultimate social dividends. Behold the new badge.
:o) seems I've discovered an alternate means of communique.
;o)
DAMN. just woke up but im still so motherfuckin tired. think i might sleep more. honk shoo.
« i am! i'd be up there doing cirque de lune type flips »
« just saw drones fly over the clurch ... i wonder if they'd let a gal ride them, just a lil bit. »
:33< im chewing on mewre wiressssss ^ww^
:33< bestie i would furk up a bag of chompskys right nyow!
:33< i say let em its just a bunch of impurrove clawmedions :33< if they fail mew can always say "i warned mew"
:33< a fellow dropout fan :33< we may have more in clawmon than i furst thought bestie
:33< its like my hero the cricket furom pinochio always says :33< dont drink watpurr
Why do I suddenly like your vibes.
:33< and i always will :33< almeowst exclusively when it comes to puns :))
:33< i gotta respect clawndies and fefurries and menahs and whatnyat :33< they do the bit i do but wayyyy hardpurr :33< meowstly beclaws my pans not wired fur fish puns :33< but still
another day, another chit. and then another. and then another. it's almost like this is some sort of... chitter...
killing.bald.people.right.now.for.you.empress
I GO TO THE BANK AND I ASK THEM IF I CAN GET THIS $100 BILL IN PENNIES THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER STARTS WEEPING :(
YOU EVER SO LONG GAY BOWSER A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW OUT A WINDOW? ASKING FOR A FRIEND
its always why didnt you sleep or at least pretend to do so and never how was not sleeping did you have a good time staring at the crack in your shitty ceiling
3833 < At least the sun there doesn't hurt and burn? > 3<833
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The best kind of sleep. Also, 'heard'.
please. indigo color slightly hue shifted to be easier to read. please
who let lyrebirds mimic like that what the fuck
you damn well better
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youre always on the realest shit condy
Agree.
underground metaphorical ways fr
not enough people in on this right
yall ever sat and had a listen to crow rap im talking the full on bird here
theres clouds n shit yea
fuck i wish i still had legs
any fuckin time
uhhhhhhhh sure! definitely very sOOthing XO
all im sayin is theres already trolls going insane in your replies at the smallest things the evidence is right there
aint no way you dont find one here tbh
LIKE THIS? #NSFW SORRY https://i.imgur.com/l1HC3Rt.png
YEAH MMY SANTA SONAS CALLED KRINGLE TANNEBOMB AND HE LOOKS LIKE THIS https://i.imgur.com/9Is6LS9.png
sure ill add that to my beliefs
CHAIRS ARE EVIL YOU SHOULD RIP ALL THEIR STUFFING OUT AND MAKE SANTA SONAS OUT OF THEM!
「 I think many of these people aren't fond of you, Empress. ⥮
Absolute agree.
i killing you now
yea thats normal
that's my empress XO
ITS TIME TO THINK OUGH IT HURTS :(
Ah - the - Condesce - is - staring - into - me - in - the - corner - of - my - eyes - ... - Maybe - I - should - sleep - soon - I - can - almost - see - her - as - if - she - is - real - Not - fun - My - notes - are - not - done - yet - Keep - getting - distracted > #horror
GUYS WATCH OUT! JUST IN GENERAL THINGS COULD HAPPEN!
so what the fuck is this place
hell fuckin yea
I understand completely! A refined, young lady such as us shouldn’t say a peep! Lol!
This mom needs a vacation! One could say I girlbossed a little too close to the sun! Lol! #MomLife #MomHumor