#officedrama
Earliier toliight, II was near the water cooler grabbiing some water siince the covvee maker had ran out(not my briightest iidea but bear wiith me) and one ov my coworkers' patiients walked up to me and asked me the darnedest thiing! Now II do know who he iis but vor the sake ov the gossiip II'm iindulgiing iin II won't name names; II beliiefe he had miistaken me vor saiid coworker although she stands a good voot abofe me. He asked and II quote, "Want to get up to some Mediicull Malpractiice later?" Now iiv thiis was any sort ov 'vliirtiing' attempt iit went riight ofer my pan, but to efen thiink vor...Read more
Working a double shift tolight~! Apparently the fighter I just beheaded has a brood brother that swore his eternal vengeance against me~! #Gladiating #Violence #Gore #OfficeDrama
Jessica from accounting just forwarded me this picture she took in the office breakroom without my knowledge. I'm letting it go this time, JUST because it happens to look okay, I guess. I AM considering contacting HR about this obVious breach of eckspected employee behaVior, though... :T #CrockerCorp #CakeShake #FaceReVeal #OfficeDrama #BlastedAccountingWench ((art credit to @whetherNet ))
:33 < Rumeowr has it that a high ranking Befuran politician was caught with his pants down at a purrty recently! :33 < The anyanymous conaggressorman was allegedly spotted being bent ofur his desk by his top security guard! Talk about a furbidden trist!! :33 < The conaggressorman has stated himself to be in a very loyal and ringbound Matespurritship, so his sudden infidelity comes as quite the surpurrise!! :33 < His secretary is the one that discovered the scene, and has since b33n fured after she refused to sign a hush agr33ment. :33 < She was allegedly offured 40k boon bucks, which she refused, and ...Read more