
Earliier toliight, II was near the water cooler grabbiing some water siince the covvee maker had ran out(not my briightest iidea but bear wiith me) and one ov my coworkers' patiients walked up to me and asked me the darnedest thiing! Now II do know who he iis but vor the sake ov the gossiip II'm iindulgiing iin II won't name names; II beliiefe he had miistaken me vor saiid coworker although she stands a good voot abofe me. He asked and II quote, "Want to get up to some Mediicull Malpractiice later?" Now iiv thiis was any sort ov 'vliirtiing' attempt iit went riight ofer my pan, but to efen thiink vor a moment that he wanted me to /vaiil/ iin profiidiing good mediicull care tiicked me riight ovv! Save to say the water cup II had iin hand was swiivtly thrown wiith hiis vace as the target. Thankvully the Hiigher-Ups let me go wiithout efen a warniing, and II diid hear the coworker that was /actually/ assiigned to that patiient giifiing hiim an quiite earvul avterwards....
