Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
vote for jane or ill mother fucking eat you. BONES AND ALL.
got a mother fucker feeling all calm and placid. UNTIL A BIG PAIR OF RUMBLE SPHERES SHOW UP. then i'm grabbing my cage shaking the damn thing frothing at the mouth making that shit rock like a tornado coming through your hive.
▲i was wondering why 'it' would be in a cage till i realized it was you and not just- part of you▼
₍^. .^₎⟆ Nodd!ng as !f ! don’t already have thosSe꠹
i think i may be too rowdy for a cage down there, sister. BUT I HAVE FOUND MYSELF ALL UP AND BEHIND SOME BARS MANY A TIME.
i need some stress balls.
scratching my ass rn. HONK.
@timaeusTestified#0414 i need you to air drop me some sopor on this damn island. OR THOSE BOTTLES OF WHATEVER ROXY USED TO USE. or something. BREWSKIS. anything bro please. I ALREADY BEAT THE DIRK BOT ASS LIKE TEN TIMES.
it's over for me. IT'S SO OVER FOR ME. i need a distraction. I'M GONNA FULL BODY SLAM THIS WALL UNTIL I FEEL GOOD.
my ex mate posted a picture and she got such a fat holy ass that it makes me feel like my mother fucking oxygen bladders in my chest are shriveling up and dying. BUT I PROMISES MYSELF I WOULD STAY AWAY. i am a lotus i am a lotus i am a lotus.
i don't know. I'M GONNA CHUG A HANDLE OF MOTHER FUCKING HUMAN SMIRNOFF. and try to jump around and shit until i pass out. CAN'T TEXT HER. GOTTA STAY STRONG.
that's about what i did last night, lol. just let me know if i can do anything for you, man. and keep safe!!
honk honk honk honk honk honk. I'M GONNA PLAY MADDEN. dirk got me it.
brothers and sisters i am gnawing on a big wooden table just to feel something and i think im gonna break it any minute now.
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deep breaths deep breaths deep breaths. I AM A LOTUS I AM A MOTHER FUCKING LOTUS.
࣪⊹₊˚{ no WONDER youve been so desperate lately! if SHE broke it off with me, id need a distraction too!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ i am HONESTLYYYY soooo proud of you four not immediately autoculling over this, worstie! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
how about you come over and i can see how many times i can break those ribs and give you a new set of horns. HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A DISTRACTION. i cant mother fucking believe this. THAT USED TO BE ON MY FACE. fuck my mother fucking messianic chud mother fucking life. HONK HONK.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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yo does anyone wanna beat each other up right now for fun? I'M TALKING REACHING INTO EACH OTHER'S CHESTS AND RIPPING PUMPERS OUT OF EACH OTHER. i gotta get these feelings out of my fucked up pan.
HONK HONK. thanks mother fucker. I NEED TO THROW DOWN AND BREAK SOMEONE'S HORN OFF RIGHT NOW.
OOOOOOH!!!! and then you can stab their eyes out with the pointy part and use it like a fork ^_^ i often repurpose my horns as SPOOOOOOONS Z:D #body-#body-horror
do your horns grow back? :o? OR DO YOU JUST BE CARRYING AROUND A HORN BONE SPOON WITH YOU?
oh shit. YOU A BADDIE. :o) YEAH ALRIGHT LET'S MOTHER FUCKING HANG OUT AND BREAK SOME SKIN TOGETHER. honk honk.
YAAAAAAAAAY!! ^_^ are you an acti\/ely practicing clown??? we can do them in the name of the mirthful as a blessing and offering ^_^
:o) YES. honk honk honk. NOT TO BRAG BUT I GOT SOME SHIT I COULD SAY ABOUT ME AND THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS THAT WOULD KNOCK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SOCKS OFF.
!!!!!!!!! I WOULD LO\/E TO HEAR!! ^_^ i enjoy that religion Z:]
i'm banging my mother fucking head against this robot. I'M BASHING ITS HEAD IN WITH MY FOREHEAD RIGHT NOW. i got so much blood on my ugly mug right now. I'M GONNA BREAK THIS ROCK WITH MY FACE WISH ME LUCK MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
(=^･⩊･^=) < HEY... DO MEW WANT ME TO COME OVFUR?
i ain't sure. I'M VIOLENT RIGHT NOW. might end up all and eating your pusher out your chest.
(=^･⩊･^=) < OKAY, BUT... THAT'S HOT?? I'D LET MEW EAT MY PUSHER AND KILL ME ANYTIME, MEOWSTER.~
ain't no better feeling in this bitch of an earth than not doing what you said you were gonna do. HONK.
oh yeah. THE TEA PARTY. would you look at that it's already been three hours since i was supposed to meet her there. HELL, I STOOD THAT HOE UP. honk honk honk honk. #vaguepost
(=^･⩊･^=) < MEOWSTER GAMZ33! WOULD YOU DITCH A HOE FUR ME?
HELL YEAH I'M SWERVING HOES LEFT AND RIGHT. got these hoes all ankle crossed so damn hard they hopping around everywhere cause their legs be looking mother fucking balloon animals. ;o)
(=^･⩊･^=) < GLAD TO KNOW I'M PURRORITY TO MY MEOWSTER!~
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c97e4fd375cc.jpeg @achromaticCrusade HONK HONK.
PЯREACH. MMFWCL TO YOU A_D ALL HE LAID HIS WICKED WISDOM UPO_.
damn you look good when you laying down that scripture my sister.
my religion involves big ol titties and cranking it silly style. SORRY I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
"THE SEA WILL WASH AWAY OUR FOOTPRINTS. BUT NOT THE FACT THAT WE MADE THEM." – TROLL BUDDHA.
hell yeah. THEY DO INSTRUCT ME TO HIT WHEN I SEE A BOUNTIFUL BIG LADY.
yeah i like those too i got my pan fucked ip in nine ways too. I HIT MY PAN ON THE FLOOR EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.
i think i am also just happy someone else does it, too. i hope you don't hurt yourself for real though. ^_^
get you a lady who can scrap for days on end. GENUINELY I GOT NO CLUE HOW MUCH TIME PASSED ALL I KNOW IS I GOT GREEN WOOD SPLINTERS IN MY BACK AND BITE MARKS ON MY FACE. @handMaid
yo i don't know about you silly marauders who follow me but THAT @affableCantor IS ONE NICE MOTHER FUCKING TROLL. good looking too like the mother fucking striped and shit.
this is the one fish. I AM MOTHER FUCKING CALLING NICE. i dunno they just seem aight.