Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
suckin on jake's human pipe make a mother fucker real tranquil. I WAS BLOWING THAT BITCH SO LONG AND SO HARD THAT I CAN'T UP AND MOTHER FUCKING KEEP MY EYES OPEN NO MORE. shit filled the whole room with that good good smell and all you mother fuckers who can hang should know that hanging with me and @golgothasTerror is a mother fucking good time. JUST ASK HIM ABOUT HIS HOOKAH. #nsfw #substance @archiveAddict #suggestive
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/244f836ffabc.jpeg
Hey, this is a really good edit, man.
got back from flarplanet. I'M CALM NOW. just sad mostly.
fuck this. I'M GOING OFF PLANET. flarp or whatever. I NEED TO COOL OFF. and crack some mother fucking skulls like cherry candy. BYE.
Ya hear that @adiosToreador and @caligulasAquarium?! Gamzee's going to FLARP! ::::D
that's a good idea. reflect on yoUr actions and their conseqUences. be safe.
I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE. i'm gonna feel that skull break between my teeth. DON'T YOU MESSAGE ME EVER MOTHER FUCKING AGAIN. i wish you were like your wicked brother.
YOU MAKE ME MOTHER FUCKING SICK TO MY GODDAMN STOMACH. why do you hate me. I'M GONNA EAT ALL FOUR OF THEM.
she told everyone. SHE TOLD EVERYONE. it ain't enough you gotta mother fucking rip my pusher out and stomp on it. SIT ON IT WITH YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS AND GET SOME STEPS IN. you gotta mother fucking tell everyone i know so they can all point and laugh at me. I CAN'T DO THIS NO MORE.
OK4Y, YOU'R3 4CTU4LLY G3TT1NG M3 CONC3RN3D...
I'M OUTSIDE MY HIVE MOTHER FUCKING PUNCHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL I GOT PURPLE EVERYWHERE THIS SHIT CANNOT BE REAL.
sHiIiIt. I MeAn, I KnOw iT'S DeFiNiTeLy a *No,* aNd fRaNkLy, I'M NoT ToO SuRe i'm tRyNa bReAk mY PrOmIsE 'n sHiT ReGaRdInG InVoLvEmEnT'N AlLaT, bUt lIkE... iF YoU NeEd a mOtHeR FuCkIn' EaR, i gUeSs? YoU NeEd a lIl' FeElInGs jAm sEsH, mY MaNs? :o/
she left me. i got snot and tears running down my face brother.
SHE LEFT ME AND SHE MOTHER FUCKING TOLD EVERYONE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... tHaT'S RiGhT FuCkEd, BrO. :o( CaN OnLy iMaGiNe hOw iT MuSt aLl uP AnD MoThEr fUcKiNg fEeL To gEt kIcKeD To tHe cUrB 'n sHiT By 'Ya mAiN BiTcH. i mEaN. sHiIiIt, I Do. We bOtH Do. :o) GuEsS ThAt's a wAy tO StArT MoViNg fOrWaRd oN CoNtEmPlAtInG ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg wHy's aNd sHiT In rElAtIoN To wHy sHe dOnE LeFt yO' aSs. I FeAr yAiN'T GoT MuCh eLsE To dO BuT FaCe tHe mUsIc oR FuCk sOmEbOdY DaY Up, SoN. wHaT YoU TrYnA Do? Me pErSoNaLlY. i'd tRy aNd gEt wIt' ThE HaRsH RaTiOnAlZ 'n sHiT. mAyBe yOu nIgHt tOo. :o)
i ain't actually in no fridge. I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T MOTHER FUCKING BREATHE. i hate her i hate her i hate her. I HATE THEM ALL.
Woah there, champ! Settle down. Pick up those clu8s and come 8eat some sods to death at FLARPlanet. You're like, 8oss-tier o8stacle worthy. ::::)
I'LL KILL THEM ALL. TAKE ME TO FLARPLANET RIGHT. MOTHER FUCKING. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright 8ud. Here's the coords. Got some losers practicing pre-season. Primary Multiversal Address: FLAR-8X:VSK-413//8LUE-MO8IUS Spiral Arm: Perseus Fringe Session Cluster: 81F0RUS-C Dream 8u88le Adjacency Index: 88.8% Temporal Drift: +6 sweeps / −13 minutes simultaneous Sta8le Narrative Lock: INCONSISTENT Paradox Space Coordinate String: ♆-VSK::A5D8:33%IRRADIATED//LUCK8OUND-DELTA
i'm in that damn fridge. I'M TRAPPED AND I'M ALL ALONE AND I CAN'T GET OUT. i broke my damn computer and now i only got my palm husk. I NEED A BREWSKI. i need twenty five mother fucking gallons of that human heineken shit and one hundred steaming mother fucking sopor pies.
:33 < i wanted to let mew out but people got mad at me fur it
OH OK4Y, YOU'R3 TR4PP3D.. NO WOND3R YOU'R3 P1SSY.
kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM. kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM. kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM. kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM.
:33 < mew trynna go fur round two big guy? :33 < i bet i'll win
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
i don't hate yoU, dear. yoU seem confUsed - my hatching has yet to occUr. the earth will be a waste. yoU will raise Us, enter the mediUm with my brother, and serve him from there Until the end of yoUr story. i hold no ill will to yoU for that. it mUst happen. bUt what yoU've done to jane...? we all saw it. and i mUst admit, i felt betrayed. bUt still, i don't hate yoU.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it.
i don't know what you're mother fucking talking about. I GOT NO MOTHER FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. i did all that already. I PAID MY DUES. is that all i am to you. I MOTHER FUCKING CHERISH YOU AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS THAT YOU DISAPPROVE OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WAY ME AND MY LADY FIGHT. you don't know shit about her. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME. you don't know a mother fucking thing. RUN AWAY TO YOUR WIFE WHILE YOU STILL GOT HER. #threat.
let's not have a go at each other in pUblic, especially when yoU're speaking oUt yoUr arse. ignorance is not a good look on yoU. ... IF HE WAS SO GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE. LOCK YOUR HUMAN CHILDREN IN A ROOM SET YOUR FAVORED ONE UP TO WIN. DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO ENSURING THAT HE PREVAILS OVER HIS SISTER IN A FANATICAL, MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL EGO STROKE. OH, WAIT. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. BECAUSE YOU PUSH AWAY FRIENDS AND SUITORS ALIKE! TA!
And so now you're justified in kicking him while he's down and vulnerable. Knowing he cares about you, despite your opinions on his actions. Gee. Brave soldier of retroactive justice YOU are. I hope you feel like the good guy in this situation, Callie!!! >:(
i sUppose i shoUldn't be sUrprised that yoUr eyes glaze over and fail to parse words sent in my particUlar shade of grey. he can make chUmmy with dirk, jake, and everyone else on the peripheral edges! and he can get into these sorts of tanglement with yoU, no problem. bUt mUm's the word when it comes to dear old callie! if he cared, he has a nonexistent way of showing it. if he cared, he woUldn't confirm my every fear and insecUrity with the most hatefUl bile he coUld mUster. AND HE WOULD AT LEAST DIRECT IT TO THE RIGHT VERSION OF ME! if yoU mUst know, i feel like Utter rUbbish in this sitUation. not that yoU give a toss. no need to pay any mind to the cherUb behind the cUrtain! go and keep defending the clown yoU jUst sent crying off planet.
I GOT THAT SHINY NEW ROCKING #PROFILEPICTURE. i'm watching you from your closet door at night. I'M INSIDE YOUR WALLS LIKE IM INSIDE BIG BOOTY FAT BITCHES. in fact i got a little bit of scripture i wanna share for all y'all brothers sisters and mother fuckers who got that big wagon wobbling behind you. "WELL THE FUCK I WILL REWARD YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK TO HIVE. so well will i show my flush for your thicc mother fucking ass, not for a night and a day and a night will you get feeling back in your mother fucking legs." HOT SHIT, FLUSHED LETTERS 69:69. honk. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32de0e71b932.jpeg
⚇ excellent use of the hot shit, my brother ⚇ looking FRESH AS FUCK ⚇
GOD, 1 C4N SM3LL YOU 4ND 1T'S N4STY!
PЯREACH THAT GOSPEL A_D DЯROP THAT HEAT, BUB! HUЯRT 'EM _OW. :oX
@gutsyGumshoe look what i found. HONK HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b3940d7c50.jpeg
i think the more important question. IS WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT IT. this shit thick too. LIKE YOU.
oops. YEAH MY PALMHUSK GOT MOTHER FUCKING HACKED BY WICKED LAUGHSASSIN NINJAS. i definitely ain't letting this shit see the light of the chittr sun to make sure it goes down. ANYWAYS SINCE WE ALL HANGING OUR MEAT OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. who you got? @archiveAddict @timaeusTestified#0414 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de4f21844969.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0386825f433e.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2c7582f93e6.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c631912b1c81.jpeg
i had to respond to the call of bro action. I KNOW YOU MOTHER FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT. by the way your fucking making my shit go numb right now bro. I THINK YOU'RE ON IT CRUSHER MOTO-MOTO STYLE. not that i'm mother fucking complaining.
Careful where you cast those stones, o mighty page in his glass frat house.
i still ain't gotten payment for the next mother fucking post. I GOT MORE SHIT IN THIS CANNON LOCKED AND LOADED TO BLOW MY MOTHER FUCKING ESSENCE ALL OVER THESE TWO BROS.
hh hi gmndjgdoddddddd ddd lsm,m,g.mds,.;''.////////
nah nah. SAY IT LIKE THIS. honk honk honk gamzee honk honk gamzee. THEN DO A SILLY DANCE OR SOMETHING. stand on your desk and squawk.
@ARCHIVEADDICT DO YOU SEE NOW. THAT MY BIAS IS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. AND ALWAYS WILL BE. THE ALPHA BEAST SEME POWER TOP. DEALING OUT MERCILESS PUNISHMENT. TO ALL WHO DOUBT HIS STATION. DO YOU YIELD. DO YOU FUCKING YIELD.
LOTTA MEAT IN THIS SANDWICH. maybe too much. SHIT'S SPILLING ALL OFF THE EDGES.
1'LL H4PPY 34T TH3 M34T TH4T F4LLS OFF. >:]
that mother fucker almost peed himself. BUT I'M IN. and i ain't covered in damn guards man pee thank the mother fucking mask of mirth. NOW I GOTTA FIND MY HOES.
nah they're letting me in. I'M BRIBING THEM WITH MY GOOD LOOKS. and showing them my teeth.
shiiiiiiit. THEY DON'T WANNA LET ME IN CAUSE OF WHAT I DID LAST TIME I WAS HERE. sorry crocker brothers and sisters. SOMETIMES A WICKED FREAK JUST GETS INTO A TOUGH SPOT.
ON MY MOTHER FUCKING WAY. to have a sick nasty style hang out. LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING LIMPING DEAD ASS RACE HORSE OR WHATEVER JAKE SAID.
@tropophilicCharades hey. OTHER ME. since you seem like you got all this shit figured out so well you don't even gotta say anything. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR MATING LIFE IS A MOTHER FUCKING BRAMBLE NEST. of painful ass thorns. BUT THEY LACED WITH SOME REAL ADDICTIVE SHIT. some shit you can't say no to and don't wanna. BUT IT HURTS. #BleedingPusher
you really be frothing at the mouth for a sister and they be leaving you on read. TAKE IT FROM ME BROTHERS. IT AIN'T WORTH IT.
jake. MY BROTHER. what advice do you got for me. WHEN THE SISTERS BE PLAYING MOTHER FUCKING HOP SCOTCH WITH YOUR PUSHER.
i'm glad to find someone who mother fucking understands. AIN'T HARD TO WRAP A PAN AROUND BUT SOME BITCHES JUST AIN'T FLEXIBLE LIKE US.
Oh buddy ol pal theres no easy way to take it. You just have to hunker up and realize theres plenty of fish in the sea! You might have lobster... but dont you flounder now starfish.
:,o) BRO. wanna go out soon for some mother fucking burritos and margs?