Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
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yoU had to know this was coming, love.
how do you know. HOW DO YOU MOTHER FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT.
the writing was on the wall. do yoU think i coUldn't piece it together?
she told you. OR MAYBE JAKE DID. or that mother fucking bitch roxy. WHO TOLD YOU. how dare you mother fucking rub it in my face like this. YOU'RE MY BABY CALLIE. i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you.
it will be coUntless millenia before yoU're that troll, lUv. believe what yoU want to believe. anyone coUld see it wasn't stable.
I DON'T MOTHER FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I ALREADY WAS. i did done it all. WHY DO YOU HATE ME. what did i mother fucking do. WHY DID SHE TELL YOU.
i don't hate yoU, dear. yoU seem confUsed - my hatching has yet to occUr. the earth will be a waste. yoU will raise Us, enter the mediUm with my brother, and serve him from there Until the end of yoUr story. i hold no ill will to yoU for that. it mUst happen. bUt what yoU've done to jane...? we all saw it. and i mUst admit, i felt betrayed. bUt still, i don't hate yoU.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it.
i don't know what you're mother fucking talking about. I GOT NO MOTHER FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. i did all that already. I PAID MY DUES. is that all i am to you. I MOTHER FUCKING CHERISH YOU AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS THAT YOU DISAPPROVE OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WAY ME AND MY LADY FIGHT. you don't know shit about her. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME. you don't know a mother fucking thing. RUN AWAY TO YOUR WIFE WHILE YOU STILL GOT HER. #threat.
fuck this. I'M GOING OFF PLANET. flarp or whatever. I NEED TO COOL OFF. and crack some mother fucking skulls like cherry candy. BYE.
that's a good idea. reflect on yoUr actions and their conseqUences. be safe.
I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE. i'm gonna feel that skull break between my teeth. DON'T YOU MESSAGE ME EVER MOTHER FUCKING AGAIN. i wish you were like your wicked brother.
i know, gamzee. i know. i won't initiate again.
YOU MAKE ME MOTHER FUCKING SICK TO MY GODDAMN STOMACH. why do you hate me. I'M GONNA EAT ALL FOUR OF THEM.
I'M OUTSIDE MY HIVE MOTHER FUCKING PUNCHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL I GOT PURPLE EVERYWHERE THIS SHIT CANNOT BE REAL.
sHiIiIt. I MeAn, I KnOw iT'S DeFiNiTeLy a *No,* aNd fRaNkLy, I'M NoT ToO SuRe i'm tRyNa bReAk mY PrOmIsE 'n sHiT ReGaRdInG InVoLvEmEnT'N AlLaT, bUt lIkE... iF YoU NeEd a mOtHeR FuCkIn' EaR, i gUeSs? YoU NeEd a lIl' FeElInGs jAm sEsH, mY MaNs? :o/
she left me. i got snot and tears running down my face brother.
SHE LEFT ME AND SHE MOTHER FUCKING TOLD EVERYONE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i ain't actually in no fridge. I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T MOTHER FUCKING BREATHE. i hate her i hate her i hate her. I HATE THEM ALL.
Woah there, champ! Settle down. Pick up those clu8s and come 8eat some sods to death at FLARPlanet. You're like, 8oss-tier o8stacle worthy. ::::)
I'LL KILL THEM ALL. TAKE ME TO FLARPLANET RIGHT. MOTHER FUCKING. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP! WHOOP WHOOP!
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
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THEY'RE BEATING MY ASS. AT #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH #DICEGAMES. HUGE UPSET. THE HOSTAGE GOT ME GOOD.
EAT THE DICE WHEN THEY AIN'T LOOKING. can't lose if you can't play. THEN WHEN THEY LOOK. you move that shit back ninja speed on the top number. IF THEY STEP TO YOU. grab them by the hair and make them snap like a mother fucking walnut. #GAMEWINNINGSTRATS #NSFW #VIOLENCE
see @handMaid they scared now. NOW YOU GONNA WIN EASY.
OKAY. BUT. SHE ATE MY FUCKING SOUL. AND NOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH MY GUY. SO EVEN IF I LEAVE A SMOKING CRATER. WHERE THE CASTLE USED TO BE. (WHICH WOULD BE INADVISABLE. AS IT WOULD LEAVE ME DOWN ONE LOYAL STAN. AND MY NUMBERS. ARE FRANKLY NOT FANTASTIC. OUTSIDE THE FAITHFUL.) MY RAINBOWDRINKER. IN THE GAME. WOULD NOT BE VICTORIOUS. WITHOUT LIVING PLAYERS. TO DEFEAT. I FEAR. HUMBLING AS IT MAY BE. MY BEST HOPE. AND THE CLOSEST I CAN COME. TO TOTAL VICTORY. IS PRAYING THAT MY #ALPHABEAST #NOSFERATUBUILD. WILL CARRY THE @FREAKNASTY BITCH TO THE ENDGAME. THUS VALIDATING MY GUY. IN THE GAME. AND MY #TACTICS AND #STRATEGY. IN THE REAL.
Here's my proof that my ass IS fat by the ψave~! #nsfψ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ab0b26124466.png
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.
yo real talk sister i have never been a mother fucker all about serving the empire or following orders. I THINK I MIGHT BE WILLING TO FOLLOW SOME ORDERS NOW. mother fucking sea dwellers making my head spin.
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hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk.
@gutsyGumshoe look what i found. HONK HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b3940d7c50.jpeg
... Where did you get that.
i think the more important question. IS WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT IT. this shit thick too. LIKE YOU.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
FUCK YOU!!!!!
what did i even mother fucking do!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING WASTE CHUTE. fuck you i don't mother fucking need this.