Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WOULD TAKE A TRULY DISEASED MIND. TO OPEN THIS PICTURE ON HIS PALMHUSK. AND DRAW BUBBLES ON IT. UNTIL THE CENSORED RESULT. IS SOMEHOW MORE #PORNOGRAPHIC. THAN AN EASILY OBTAINED IMAGE. OF MY BARE AND VULNERABLE. HOT SLUT BODY. ANYWAY. SCROLL FOR THAT. IF YOU DARE. #SLAYCATION #BEACHBUM #SHARKBAIT #WADING #WADERSWANTED #CHILLYCHASER #CASTEGAP #GRUBSCARSOUTSEASON #ITROLLY #CRAZYASFUCKLUSTYRUSTIESNEARYOU. #... #SIGH #BEFORANBUBBLEPORN. 🎨🖌️: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
you making me feel like a mother fucking faygo bottle all shaken up. FIZZING AND OVERFLOWING MY PURPLE RAZZ ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. better watch them toes cause it's slippery and sticky in this bitch. HONK HONK. looking good.
now who said sisters with mosquito bites can rock a mother fuckers world? :o) SLAYCATION RULES.
God Its So Fucking Hot... Fuck Clothes #summerheat #nsfw
i filled this mother fucker out. BUT HONESTLY SOME OF THESE DON'T EVEN SEEM BAD. what's wrong with being hungry all the damn time? HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0f2d2a1527b.jpeg
!wait gambro i think we match! httPs://i.imgur.com/yv7XreU.jPeg
yeah bro. WE DEFINITELY BE MATCHING. uh. YEAH WE GOT ALL THE SAME ONES FOR SURE. you sure do got a lot of love in your heart huh palind? LET'S HANG OUT MORE.
I HAD BRACES TWICE. THEY'RE NOT MISALIGNED. THEY'RE JUST LARGE. I'm going to bed. Forget this.
I GOT AN EDIBLE AREANGEMENT. i'm relying to him right now. ON MY WAY TO TURN YOUR HEAD INTO A TROPHY MOTHER FUCKER.
I want his head.
... :B Hoo hoo. Twin.
OH·MESSIAHS·IT·IS·A·BLASPHEMER THE·MORTARS·VILL·TVRN·YOV·TO·A·PASTE· BACK·BACK·I·SAY
AIN'T NO BLASPHEMY HERE MY BROTHER. all this is is a man and his special one. AND YOU IN THE WAY. so time for you to turn into clown chow. DO NOT BE AFRAID. you will live on in my mother fucking belly. FOR A TIME.
OH·MY·VORD·YVCK·YVCK·YVCKIE I·VILL·BE·TAKING·THAT·PVRPLE·STAINED·EDIBLE·ARRANGEMENT·FROM·YOVR·HONEYCOMBED·CORPSE·THANK·YOV·VERY·MVCH·YVM #gore
I·VILL·NOT·BE·TRYING·ANYTHING·IT·VILL·BE·THE·RATATATAING·OF·MVLTIPLE·CONCEALED·AVTOMATIC·TVRRETS
i'm already in your walls. GUNS AIN'T GONNA KEEP YOU FROM ME BRINGING YOUR HORNS ON A NECKLACE TO MY LADY. nothing personal man but you know a brother will do anything for a cookie.
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
@gutsyGumshoe
Should you be pinging me on this post in particular when you happen to HAVE a moirail.
me and karbro ain't together right now. MU PALE QUAD IS CURRENTLY EMPTY. we just got messy history is all.
WHAT?! GAMZEE, *PLEASE* ANSWER MY MESSAGES
HONK HONK. alright bro i'll answer you. SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU ON READ MY SOFT SHELLED BROTHER. i got really really mother fucking blitzed and lost my palmhusk.
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
this image is so mother fucking fire. THAT I DONE DECIDED TO SPIT SOME HOT SPITBALL POETRY WORD SLAMS AT YOU. to express how i mother fucking feel about it. ahem. THERE ONCE WAS AN HEIRESS SO GRAND. the richest in all the mother fucking lands. STACKING FAT BUCKS AND WITH THE BADDEST FUCKING BUTT. slipping dollars off the top like do he love me do he love me not. GIVING ME THE NASTY CAUSE I MAKE HER LAUGH. whole time you know i'm piping that, hella ass.
Christ of yore, I am sucked into this corset. I feel like a can of biscuits busting out of this sucker. No, Unreal Heiress. Don't post that.
Do:
unreal heiress. POST MORE PICTURES OF HER AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER SIT ON YOU AGAIN.
Venturing into hostile territory. #FeltOpening
honk. YOU NEED MORE GUYS THAN THAT TO PULL ME OUT OF THOSE BISCUITS. i mean nice dress.
Happy 8/8.
why ain't it purple.
It wouldn't be cannibalism or Man if it was troll junk, keep up.
THIS IS FUCKING SWEET.