Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
VOTE FOR JANEY. honk honk honk. IF SHE WINS SHE SAID SHE WOULD COME TO MY HIVE. help a brother get some.
What you're sorely missing is the clinical component of the analysis of my anatomy by Vesica, who has for weeks been helpfully checking in, intermittently, to advise me on helpful supplements to maximize my reproductive health! Nothing wrong with scoring high on a physical exam. :B
yeah yeah mother fucking safety cushions. MY HORN SHAVINGS. you mother fucking telling me that you get to be all smiling and cheeky and shit because the weirdo bulge thinking pan freak is like. YEAH IT TASTES MOTHER FUCKING SWEET AND IT'S PLUMP AND SHIT. i could have told everyone that but when i do it you just gotta get all up in a tizzy about it. AND I DON'T EVEN BE SAYING THAT SHIT ONLINE I TELL IT TO PEOPLE TO THEY FACE AND ALL. there is no mother fucking justice in this wicked world a brother gets mother fucking cold shouldered for the same shit that she puts on a golden oven tray. HONK HONK.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #notabulgerating #parttwo Youtaste of acidic honey. Its wet and a bit sweet. Refreshing like lemonade on a warm summer night. But as your body begins to lubricate itself through its natural slick the taste goes more towards like, a tart hibiscus than a sweet citrus honey. But that's not like, a bad thing. Hibiscus is excellent. Though I have occasionally noticed the taste of iron, my research tells me that is a perfectly natural presence. The skin itself tastes excellent too. A saltiness to it one would expect from human flesh plus the region's natural excess of excretions. The smell is kind of like caramel? Salted caramel, at that. It reminds me of little baked treats I saw when I was on Alternia's surface, but I don't know their names. Skin texture is smooth. Well maintained. I still can't psionically detect bush. But I imagine it's there.꧂
oh i see how it mother fucking is. SO WHEN I UP AND TALK ABOUT HOW SWEET HER MOTHER FUCKING TREAT IS IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE IT'S CREEPY AND WEIRD AND IT AIN'T THE VIBE OF A HUMAN BIRTHDAY PARTY SO I SHOULD JUST STAY IN THE KITCHEN UNLESS THEY NEED SOMETHING. but when a mother fucking stranger with weird psychic bulge powers done ups and puts the shape of your hood on blast it's cool. I CAN'T UP AND WIN IN THIS BITCH OF A WORLD. madder than a mother fucking goat who hasn't been milked right now.
No,,, no,,, no,,, no,, no,, NO,, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NONONON,,,, ¡¡¡¡¡AY DIOS MIO YO SOY ES COCINADO!!!!!
is this. IS THIS YOU.
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
THIS IS LIKE PUTTING A MOTHER FUCKING ALL WHITE LUXURY EXPENSIVE TIGERBEAST YOU ONLY EVER GET TO LOOK AT ONCE IN YOUR WHOLE MOTHER FUCKING EXISTENCE WITH YOUR FAVORITE STREET CAT YOU DONE PITY AND LEAVE FOOD OUT FOR. i like maryam sister. BUT IT AIN'T NO CONTEST. she eating her up like the mother fucking chocolate bundt cake she be making. BONES AND ALL.
⚇ Suffering, of Saint Kiljoy, The Isolated 52:30 ⚇ "And all I've heard for sweeps is the dripping of water on stone and the echoes of the Messiahs in my auricular sponge clots. I have known famine, and waste. I have known the joy and the laughter. I have known the deepest sorrows and the highest of divinity. Yes, my siblings, I have known it all. But I have never known you. I know you are out there. Painted faces, crowds of smiles, I feel you. Kickin' and slingin' the wickedry with all you have. Whilst I have remained here. Grieve for me not, my kin. Merely live. Sing with your brother, confide in your sister, bring the hellacious mirth with your sibling. Never waste a moment, loves. For my sake. Never waste a motherfucking moment." This last missive was found by a traveling troupe back on old Alternia. Saint Kiljoy had spent their whole life trapped in their cave hive after the roof caved in. ⚇ They spent a thousand sweeps in perfect isolation until their skeleton was found by kin. They were sanctified pretty much on the spot for their devotion to the faith despite the loneliness. ⚇ The truest, deepest isolation. No family. Shit puts shivers in my posture pole. ⚇ MMFWCL to a fallen sibling, and for the shit they went through. ⚇ Rest well in the Carnival above. We've found you now. You're home. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
WHOOP WHOOP MY BROTHER. i know a little of what this most bodacious soul done been through.
This platform's user base has me so dadgum paranoid that I just stopped dead in my tracks with my finger hovering over the "send" button on a PERFECTLY innocuous post concerning my new pedicure. On second thought. You don't need to see that. <:| #Perverts #Freaks And other various #SexualMiscreants
ain't no need for me to be mad. I DONE ALREADY SEEN EM ;)
GET OUT OF MY VENTS.
honk honk. BUT YOU JUST DONE SPRAYED YOUR PERFUME ON YOUR BAD SELF LIKE AN ALLEY CAT SPRITZING THE COBBLESTONES SO HOW IS A MOTHER FUCKER SUPPOSED TO ALL UP AND IGNORE THAT NICE SMELL? what is that? THAT HUMAN BITCH GIVENCHY?
YOU KNOW I DON'T BUY SCENT OFF THE RACK YOU STUPID SOCKHUFFING CRETIN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
i mother fucking resent that. I DIDN'T HUFF YOUR DAMN SOCKS. i just chewed them a little.
I feel sick.
I wasn't aware that you filed for temporary leave from Dirk Strider's Dick Fight Dojo Island. You know what happens to bros caught past curfew.
oh fuck bro. NAH I'M GONNA MAKE IT BACK BY CURFEW TRUST. aw shit bro. NOT THE DOUBLE BRO NELSON.
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HONK HONK HONK. damn sister. YOU LOOKING FINER THAN A COLD GLASS OF SUGARY FIZZY RED POP WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.
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dancing is fun :o) honk.
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got a mother fucker feeling all calm and placid. UNTIL A BIG PAIR OF RUMBLE SPHERES SHOW UP. then i'm grabbing my cage shaking the damn thing frothing at the mouth making that shit rock like a tornado coming through your hive.
▲i was wondering why 'it' would be in a cage till i realized it was you and not just- part of you▼
₍^. .^₎⟆ Nodd!ng as !f ! don’t already have thosSe꠹
i think i may be too rowdy for a cage down there, sister. BUT I HAVE FOUND MYSELF ALL UP AND BEHIND SOME BARS MANY A TIME.
When you say your into fat bitches please consider the fat ladies you are referring to and address them with a more dignified title, please. #suggestive (?)
what if they like being called fat bitches? :o?
That's different, if the person you're referring to likes to be called a fat bitch then carry on.
i need some stress balls.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hehehe ballsS꠹
