Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
{ im like | soooo hypnotizeable btw~ │▌
a bard guides a maid's fork #SUGGESTIVE
damn right he does.
GUESS WE JUST MAID TO GET STICKED. but really, ain't no better mess to make than the kind a bard makes. AM I RIGHT, BROTHER?
I slEpt thE lIght In A trAIlEr, lIkE clOwns Of Old!!! It wAs InvIgOrAtIng tO wAkE Up And bE In thE cArnIvAl AlrEAdy. thE mUsIc Is plAyIng And pEOplE ArE mAkIng fInAl prEpArAtIOns. I sUppOsE I shOUld lOOk OvEr my sErmOn... bUt mOrE ImpOrtAnt Is thE lIst Of mUsIc! dO drEss Up If yOU AttEnd, EnjOy yOUrsElvEs!!! mAy thE mEssIAhs mAkE thIs A mOst blEssEd Of nIghts
damn... i'm too busy to make it tolight. BUT I MOTHER FUCKING WANT TO. :o(
I believe it will be going on throughout the weekend.
actually calliopes pretty buff too but she also doesnt have genitals or something?? ...i should investigate her situation just to be sure #nsfw
D0nt cherubs have that crazy t0ngue
i dont want to get eaten out i want to get full nelson chokehold slamfucked into unconsciousness
*casts a spell that makes u pink (n just a lil bit gayer)*
*casts a spell that makes you purple* *THE PURPLE SPELL MAKES YOUR SWAG RISE UP REAL HIGH*
i have found my new go to image for when i disapprove of something who is ready to see it?
who cares if you are not ready here it comes regardless
i'm doing mother fucking cartwheels on your feed right now. I'M GETTING MOTHER FUCKING TWISTY SILLY WITH IT AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
i'm dOiNg aLl mOtHeR FuCkInG SeRiOuS SpInS AnD JuMpInG HiGhEr tHaN YoU AnD ShIt. StAcKiNg mAd mOtHeR FuCkInG CaEgAr sTaCkS WhIlE I PlAy.
on my mother fucking life you are getting under my mother fucking neck, brother. SHUT YOUR ASS UP AND GO AWAY.
i think this time i will applaud politely and shout bravo and encore to encourage more silliness
HONK HONK HONK HONK. just for you i'm gonna start holding up a big stack of dinner plates and all letting them spin on top of my hands and one on my knees. HERE THROW ONE ONTO MY HEAD AND I'LL CATCH IT.
gos)(, im starting to find out everyfin t)(at )(appened in t)(e otter versions of my timeline! w)(at do you mean everyone let gamzee take t)(e bodies and didnt revive t)(em using jane)(uman's powers? t)(at sounds kind of silly if you ask me it would mean everyone doesnt get a )(appy ending... 38(
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At the end of the day, I'm just a little guy.
HELL YEAH. do you feel it? ALL WARMING UP, SITTING SHOULDER TO SHOULDER AND LETTING THE BUBBLES STACK ON HIGH? actually bro can you move over a little? YOU'RE KINDA CLOSE.
Oh sorry, yeah, that was a bit much. How is this?
I've never had someone hold my elbow before... But if that's what you want.
YOU JUST GOT A REAL NICE ELBOW. it's all smooth and shit. MOTHER FUCKERS COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO. you mind if i squeeze it a little?
I mean.. Yeah, alright. Do you mind if I hold here while you do?
yeah yeah, you gotta hold on tight though. BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE I'M RIGHT HERE, BRO. three. TWO. one. HONK.
Okay, okay. That wasn't as scary as I thought it was going to be.
see? YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST IN ME. you can lay your head on my chest and shit if you want since that was a little exciting. WE JUST GONNA KICK BACK AND HIT THE WICKED RELAXATION PIPE. float a little.