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th3r3s not 3nough p33pz th4t 4ppr3c14t3 how th1ck 1 4m 1s 4ll 1 c4n s4y. >8P #nsfw
oh to have a HANdSOME troll in one Prong ANd some WICKEd elixir in the other truly the alternian dREAM
>8O 1m m1ss1ng out on p3opl3 b31ng m4d fr34ky up 1n th1s B33-YOTCH!!! 4yoooo. #nsfw
#typ3sh1t
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ mmmm wanna have a hookup #nsfw
There's a certain human cele8r8tion tomorrow of some manner of anthropological intrigue! The hop8east of "Easter" is actually a 8it more of a nuanced figure than just some animal doling out eggs. Apparently, it also acted as a judge for human children, similar to the "Saint Nick" that is cele8r8ted with another Christian holiday. Now, much like with the jolly old human, the Easter Hare also has alleged associations with paganism and old gods, specifically to that of springtime, 8ut there's never 8een any real evidence of this other than popularized hearsay.
Aye, what's up #chitgang, on the #way to dry clean my suit for the occasion, driver done crashed the whole elongated scuttlebuggy, done got me good. Still look though! Dalleee!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33fc722a53ef.png daleee
... Official stadtement maybe. In light of yesterdasy evening's festrivities, this day of #eridanweek will bes our day of rest. #dayofrest
:33 < meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mrow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow https://media.tenor.com/sqzvkhgapssaaaaj/nepeta-leijon-nepeta.gif
:33 < i dont really get the point of jobs :33 < why do work fur others :33 < when mew can live in a cave and surrender mewrself to natpurr?
bitches hate me 4 my whimsy and luv of life and tht i frloic liek a newborn deer
Was scrolling thu my palmhusk and found this pic I took last night at #eridanweek mew~ Managed to snag some VIP seating with the GOATs 👑 @barackObama 🏓 @archiveAddict and 📸 @beforianTimes https://i.imgur.com/ibfX7m1.jpeg #substances #blood mew~ 💖✨
ao3 madmewmew/muffet slowburn enemies_to_lovers extortion coercion dubcon shibari #😸 #🔞❗ mew~ 💖✨
ao3 Mad Mew Mew/Muffet(Undertale) Lesbian Sex French Kissing Foodplay Dom/sub Switching #nsfw mew~ 💖✨
:33< clown bdsm where they drop an anvil on mew :33< #nsfw #bdsm
im gonna horny post now ooooo big boobies #nsfw
in keepin wwith the freaky theme a today on #eridanwweek sigh are there any effervvescent mean spirited sexy loww to highblood vvixens wwhore particularly dexterous wwith their toes somewwhat im askin for a close confidant #nsfww #eridansdiary
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Oh! And my involvement in the #eridanweek festivities wont be pulled out of.
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
...I AM FINDING IT INCREASINGLY DIFFICuLT TO BE ANGRY AT YOu. AND YOuR ANTICS ARE AMuSING. WE WILL TRAIN TOGETHER. AND YOu WILL BE A MOST SPLENDID BLOODBAG. FOR WHICH MY POKEMON PARTNERS. WILL STRENGTHEN THEMSELVES. IN RESOLVE. AND BITCHMADE READINESS. OF uNWORTHY OPPONENTS.
THIS TEAM LOOKS LIKE ANNOYING AS ALL SHIT TO PLAY INTO. WHY DO YOu. DELIBERATELY LEAVE. YOuR APESHIT PRIMEAPE. uNEVOLVED. ANNIHILAPE. IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER. OR. WAIT. DO YOu NEED SOMEBODY ELSE WITH A CARTRIDGE. FROM THE OPPOSITE GAME. TO SHOOT THE LIVING SHIT OuT OF HIM? SO THAT RAGEFIST WILL uP AND KILL THE DuMB BITCH? I WOuLD HAPPILY DO YOu A SOLID. TO MAKE YOu STRONGER. LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.
pussy so fat its looking like a loaded roast beef sandwich #nsfw
I'm (Ooh) I'm okay btww in case any of you lovvelies (Callin all my lovvelies, ooh) wwere wwonderin - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
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OMG lik£, cut£ t£am!! ;P <3
mAYBE i, wISHED i COULD AND, iT CAME TRUE!
hAHA THIS, iS FUN, @GUTSYgUMSHOE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D9256DB93BA7.JPG
My bro tavros always knows what to say when a man is down and out granted it takes him a whole helluva lot longer to say it than the average bear on accounting of his vernacular and fry on his verbiage but thats all fine and dandy.
￣\ i showed you my personality please respond /￣
B33 < if 33py go nappy, you know the rules
8-> SWING BY DURING THE #RUMBLEINDAPUMPKINPATCH AT #ERIDANWEEK FOR A COMMEMORATIVE RUMBLE T-SHIRT, WHICH YOU CAN PURCHASE WITH YOUR #AMPORACOIN!
rumblespheres in the pumpkin pat<h #nsfw
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
If mew're bleeding out furrrom a hard fought battle, I'll lick mewr wounds :333 ((Please don't burn yourself out if you can help it Rankmaid!)) mew~ 💖✨
concept: painal (tags: i would have written more but i started getting dizzy from blood loss, #nsfw, waste chute content anyone im clattering my mug across the steel bars of my enclosure, archive rating: E)
yes
Do I have to rechit this one.
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
Somebody asked me to clap Eridan Ay lmao I might do it #EridanWeek #Nsfw
My beautiful descendants! It's an old picture, but I still love it so muc)( 3X) https://i.postimg.cc/cHH0zNJr/descendant.png
// I should have given fozzer more chub...
nEvEr hEaRd tHaT BrAnD Of uNiCyClEs bEfOrE
B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png
UGHHHHHHHH FUCK MY CHUDDY VRISKA LIFE!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6672.jpg
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
•ᴥ- when someone has a cute laugh. that's all i need. a giggly guy. -‿- -ᴥ•
whoa.... shes a dARLING angel of dEATH (:F your holy garb looks amazing it fits you so well
- Additionally, RE: earlier, I have heard somme whispers that somme of mmy past hate flings/quadrants have claimmed publicly on networks like Grummblr or LurkedIn that I have "physically tortured" people. 🤯🤨 - This is not true. If I were to have tortured anyone, it would been done FISCALLY. Not physically. LOL! 🤣🤣
WELL, WELL, WELL. IT LOOKS LIKE THE BITCH @TRENDYGNOSTALGIC HAS SEEN THE LIGHT OF REASON. AND, CONSEQUENTLY. DECIDED TO JOIN #THEFELT. AS THE NEWEST MEMBER, OF MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. HOO HOO HOO. MY INFLUENCE GROWS. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!
I don't believe in eliminating the transfer. What is even the point of wearing lipstick if you cannot... No, I shan't say.
OH I LEFT MY STUPID LIPSTICK IN MY BRA AGAIN IT'S MELTED.
I hope you're all prepared for #RUMBLENIGHT as we bring the Pumpkin Patch @golgothasTerror @timaeusTestified#0414 to #ERIDANWEEK ! Marvus Xoloto @clownBae will be performing his hit new single #BIGFATA$$ BY MARV && PROD DJ FODDER LIVE. #bigfatass LISTEN NOW. ------------ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsqOFk_0z0 ------------ LISTEN NOW. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e0e870631ef.PNG
MAKE HIS RECORD PLATINUM!!!
if ur at #eridanweek u bettr li$$ten to #BIGFATA$$ ft troll bhad grubbie xo) 🎶🎤🎧 https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV 🎧🎤🎶 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/363009cce4d7.jpeg
:33 < i will burn mewr hive down
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
•ᴥ- is it a crime to find purple particularly pleasing to the eyes? -‿- maybe i have a type, but i don't think that's so wrong. -‿- -ᴥ•
:33 < this is a public purrvice ameowncement https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3646621278.2459/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
sometimes a girl must pose on a table in a very cute way! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing.png
Shaw came in and ruined the vibes. #relationship #hatehim https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/tableposing2.png
Always good to see younger, dumber versions of myself. Almost forgot how cute I was back then!! https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/ohhi.gif
We will see if it works, and my kids might hate me for posting this. But, being the best version of yourself is lonely sometimes... #substance https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/lonelynight.png
Godnight
:33 < update: i flashed the band my kitty titties and equihiss dropped me.... 33:#nsfw #eridanw33k
Slide wwith your boy to the old Alternian soda tap Slide wwith your boy to the psion-powwwwered scuttle buggy #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset - - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
guys i think johns mom might have taken #substances i hope shes okay #fentycrocker #substance
•ᴥ- doing bulge ratings on my onlytrolls. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
Im laydow
•ᴥ- new honkerz flash sale. 20 bucks and you can leave with anything you can manage to fit inside you. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
>([my c#emical quadrant are playing t#eir biggest fuckin #its at #eridanweek rig#t now yall t#is rules and troll c#er is in t#e crowd next to me]
:33 < equihiss just took away my sketchbook beclaws my drawings are too 100d!! he doesn't unpurrstand true art! #troll1984
THE STAGE WILL BE ALIGHT WITH YOUR SICK FIRE!!!
#BIGFATA$$ privat viewing pawty was a sma$$h HIT ! cummin 2 da publix tmw xo) on chit && trolltube keep ya peeperz out && GIT REDDY 2 SLAM
#EridanWeek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc21a87d78d.png - MC Oleana
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
#fentycrocker :/
Thas beautifu
:33 < Oops, wrong account ladies and gentlemews! Wont happen again! #oopsies
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! An attend33 at #erdianw33k has approached us purrivately to confess to something absomewtely DEVIOUS! "Yeah so Jane Crocker just came up to me in the crowd and I was giving out some edibles to my friends and I totally just fed her a sugar cube laced with fent myself like a horse lmao." IS @gutsyGumshoe HIGH AT HER OWN EVENT?! #substances https://i.imgur.com/JYhXZ6Y.png
I :Can finally D:ie now that I'm seeing Troll M:CR live!! #eriD:anweek
Finally among the crowd at #eridanweek. I must admit to being charmed by the high spirits of the attendees. In fact, someone from the VIP section just fed me a sugar cube! How whimsical is that!
hTtPs:o//mEdIa.tEnOr.cOm/mTpPvU66_FoAaAaM/PrEdAtOr-hAnDsHaKe.gIf
:33 < i was taught about this thing called a haiku! so i wrote one about me! :33 paws and whiskers twitch, cat leaps through alternia— hunting with a grin. pawnstructive catticism will be met with purrbal abuse.
:33 < sometimes.... i f33l like i just n33d to stalk and hunt someone down, eventually pinning them down under me and claim them as my purrey... relatable? :33c #nsfw
at my wrigday dinner suckin dick n cock ;) #nsfw
Here is the promised tit. Ya'll only get one cause some people hated the original post. So only one boob. https://64.media.tumblr.com/09b0bdd66d08d1f2737df40c71254c5b/f9643e2216d2b76c-66/s1280x1920/fb68c66e1b6ff15a6cbde9dc2628450e57df73db.png #nsfψ
:33 < I AM >B333333333333333
<body> ** I AM NOT FUCKING "GOONMAXING" #NSFW </body>
⚇ Revelries 14:32 ⚇ "I’ll sing out my praises with wicked flow to the messiahs who saw fit to smile on me. I’ll praise and shout how I’m greatly blessed, I’ll cry and weep how I’m not fucking worthy; their claws are in my soul, in the shape of my body, in the beat of my pusher. Oh, my holy kin, we are color and light inside. We are stardust. Hands raised and faces laughing, spitting sick and delirious, together in glory.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
⚇ Colors 32:18 ⚇ "And when all's said and done the Messiahs handed you your ticket the second you first smiled. Keep that whimsy, that verve, that fire, my scary ass kin, it's what got you here in the first place and it'll carry you on through the gates of Shangri-La to the Carnival beyond. Get our peep on for the greatest show." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
I WOULD MAKE AT LEAST A TOKEN EFFORT TO DISSUADE YOU, BUT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER NONSENSE YOU WANT IN YOUR OWN HIVE. AT LEAST YOU'RE BEING A GOOD SPORT ABOUT IT.
im blushing 0///////v///////0 KUDOS! ❤︎
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE. HERE'S THE CUCKOLD BULLSHIT. [DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR. VOLUNTARILY FEATURING @terminallyCapricious#2753] THE POSITION MIGHT BE AS EMBARRASSING FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR YOUR MATESPRIT. NO, NOT THE CLOWN UNDERNEATH YOU WITH A BRUISING GRIP ON YOUR HIPS. YOUR MATE IS THE VIOLET SITTING A FEW FEET AWAY, FULLY CLOTHED, ROUND EYES DARTING DOWN FROM YOUR FLUSHED FACE TO THE FAT PURPLE BULGE RUTTING ITSELF BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS. YOU CAN'T SEE THE EXPRESSION OF THE TROLL BEHIND YOU, BUT YOU'RE SURE HE'S GOT THE MOST INSUFFERABLE FUCKING SMILE PLASTERED OVER HIS DUMB FACE. INSTEAD, YOU WATCH ERIDAN SQUIRM IN PLACE, THIGHS SQUEEZING TOGETHER AND CLAWS DIGGING INTO THE UPHOLSTERY. "fEeLs GoOd As FuCk…" LONG FINGERS MOVE FROM YOUR HIP TO YOUR BULGE, AND YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TO BUCK UP INTO THEIR LOOSE GRIP. ERIDAN'S EYES ARE DRAWN FROM HIS MATE'S BULGE IN ANOTHER TROLL'S HAND TO A SPOT OVER YOUR SHOULDER, AND YOU CAN GUESS FROM THE SHIFT IN HIS EXPRESSION THAT GAMZEE IS HOLDING EYE CONTACT. "AiN't ThAt ShIt FeEl GoOd FoR yOu, BrOtHeR? bEsT gEt YoUr BeLiEvE oN tHaT i'Ll Be mAkInG yOu FeEl MoRe MoThErFuCkInG bLiSs ThAn ThAt LiTtLe FlUsHfLiNg Of YoUrS eVeR dId." WHATEVER YOU MEANT TO RESPOND WITH, YOUR WORDS CATCH IN YOUR CHUTE AS GAMZEE'S FINGERS DIP INTO YOUR NOOK. THE NOISE YOU MAKE IS PATHETIC, AND ERIDAN'S FINS TWITCH WHEN THEY CATCH IT. HE CAN'T KEEP HIS HAND FROM DROPPING TO HIS LAP TO PALM HIS NEGLECTED BULGE THROUGH HIS PANTS. "ShHiIiT… yOu'Re AlReAdY dRiPpInG fUcKiNg WeT. tHiS cUtE nOoK oF yOuRs Is ReAl ExCiTeD fOr SoMe GoOd PrOpEr AtTeNtIoN. yOuR iTtY bItTy MaTe JuSt IsN't EnOuGh FoR yOu, Is He? WeLl YoU dOn'T gOtTa WoRrY aBoUt ThAt NoW. i'Ll Be SuRe To KeEp YoU sOmE fRiEnDlY cOmPaNy." HIS "FRIENDLY COMPANY" FILLS YOU TO BURSTING AND KNOCKS THE BREATH OUT OF YOUR BELLOWSACS. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #GAMZEEXREADER #NSFW #CUCKOLDRY
I have just returned from the physician. Great news! I have been diagnosed with #normal on this hallowed #AprilNormalDay. What luck!
come back to me... https://trilobites.info/anianocanGif.gif
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/b1/ba/88b1baad02fbe10489cf396774a442fc.jpg Hippity fuckigg by hoppity
And now, Terrans and Alternians. Please enjoy the musical stylings of Troll Lady Gaga. #eridanweek
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troll bruno mars is such a fuckin hack #eridanweek #putmeupthere #hereswonderwvall
✨ I have arrived at eridanweek, however i just saw bruno be airlifted away by drones? Is this normal? #eridanweek ✨
(^･⩊･^) < LOVE AND KISSES!!!!!!! HTTPS://MEDIA.GIPHY.COM/MEDIA/V1.Y2LKPTC5MGI3NJEXCTHNATQ1MDE0ZMV2ZHGWNDDOCGK3DWF5EWXLZGXSA2NJDW1IDZR1YYZLCD12MV9NAWZZX3NLYXJJACZJDD1N/MDJ9IBXXVDUQM/GIPHY.GIF
pellets r my most underated invention. prolly cuz i neva sold em lol
#ERIDANWEEK #CATERING LOWKEY #$UCK$. EVERYTHING I$ $HAPED LIKE HI$ FACE? I EITHER GOTTA MAKE OUT WITH OR LOBOTOMI$E THE$E ERIDANNUT$ (ERIDAN DONUT$) DEPENDING ON WHICH $IDE I APPROACH FROM.
bitch , , , https://i.gyazo.com/ad0ed6395ffd044d6fe9bde21699ae82.png #nsfw
I didn't say that just to you because you're. You know. I'm an ally. #ally
Are you satisfying your sweet tooth at #eridanweek? Tune in for the COTTON CANDY EATING COMPETITION. We have FOUR HUNDRED POUNDS of pure spun sugar to delight your senses and rot your oral cavities. Signup posts are by the stand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58440a0d5c85.jpg
ugh i wanna ge7 a 7a7700 bu7 im s0 nerv0us!!! wha7 w0uld i even ge7??? hm...
Finally #imComing to #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
oOH i THINK THEY'RE STARTING TO, sET UP FOR tROLL, bRUNO mARS'S'S, sET, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #bOUNCINGoNiT
No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
Can't wait for the performative CrockerCorp® offerings again this Pride season. The Pride-napple Upside Down Cake Mix was particularly inspired.
<3-Happy-trans-Invincible-day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/40b9ae8f5697.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
CHITTR SHADY FACT #44 • “YO MAMA SUCKING ME THROUGH THE JORTS AT ERIDAN WEEK!!!!!” #nsfw
((whered this come fromm /gen
L3SSGOOO my matesprrrit sent me 200 caeger to buy a flavor disc furrr tdov!!! #transDayOfVisibility 🏳️⚧️🍕 mew~ 💖✨
hAPPY, #TRANSDAYOFVISIBILITY, i DID NOT KNOW, iT WAS TONIGHT, bUT, nICE, aND WHILE I AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, i HAVE, mANY TRANS FRIENDS, i AM NOT, tRANS MYSELF, tHOUGH I HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS, a GRUNGLER, bEFORE WHICH IS, fUN, bUT UMM YEAH GO, tRANS PEOPLE, yAY!
WH00P WH00000P!!! wh00pe wh00p wh00p wh00p
y34hhh?? you t4lk but do you got th3 g4m3 to prov3 1t?? cons1d3r1ng you'r3 t4lk1ng to 4n 3l1t3 GR1ND3R OF R41LZ h3r3. >8] lm4ooo 1 would so b3 down to sw1ng your w4y. oh dud3 hold on.
B4H4H4H4, wh4tch4 know 4bout gr1nd1ng 4nd r41l1ng?? >8] oh dud3 1 4m SO 3nv1ous! 1 gott4 ch1ll-4X3 l1k3 you bro!! b3t you'r3 h4v1ng such 4 R4D1C4L T1M3!!!
lets not be rash
noice
ive spoken to some trolls who really fetishize human bulges but i havent spoken personally to a human who is obsessed with bulge and also nook as well but im mainly talking about bulge (tags, Human/Troll, bulge and nook, human bulge, dick as one would call it, cock as one would call it, anatomy, #nsfw, alien anatomy, archive rating: M)
I have recently been contacted by a shifty organization that dub themselves the “Shadow Money Wizard Gang”. Could this interest in me and my work be caused by one of you all?
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
>([t#eyre sayin troll bruno mars died wit# a smile]
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
Bruno Is Gone 😟😭🕊️ #eridanweek
8-> IN HONOR OF OUR DEARLY DEPARTED AND BELOVED TROLL BRUNO MARS, WE ARE LAUNCHING A SPECIALLY MINTED #BRUNOCOIN DEDICATED TO HIS NOBLE SACRIFICE AT #ERIDANWEEK. SECURE YOUR LEGACY, AND HIS, WITH #BRUNOCOIN.
for lik£, a worthy caus£. W£ can lik£ still fight if you want
:33< cat tits :33< awoohoo :33< efurry day im out there suckin :33< cat tits :33< awoohoo! :33< #nsfw ish
F1RST 1 M1SS 3R1D4NW33K 4ND NOW 1M OUT OF FUCK1NG B33R!!! #substance C4N 1T G3T 4NY WORS3 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/492361508857184257/1488381895233376428/bq8p5q9.png?ex=69cc9328&is=69cb41a8&hm=386fdfa7f851fa0f7b078a739ecb9cdf704b0f73667b25974ca1a5d9310596a8
(^･ω･^) < IT IS SO WILD AT #ERIDANW33K I HAVE B33N RECORDING EVERYTHING!!! SO FAR CHER GAVE EVERYONE TICKETS TO HER BURLEQUES SHOW!!! CRONUS GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH ROSE ON A TRAMPOLINE!!! #VIOLENCE #NSFW
Anyhooo uh guess I'll just sample my songwriting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Troll Cher! Gonna see if I can take a photo. #eridanweek ]
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/6R9S2X.PNG ALL OF THESE BLASTED YOUNG'INS ARE POSTING THEIR FITS FOR THIS #ERIDENWEEK. MY CLOCK KNOCKER OF AN EMPRESS SAID I SHOULD SHARE MY FINEST WEARS
Lik£, ok now it's tim£ to pr£par£ for #b££fingonit to b£ #bouncingonit at #£ridanw££k #imcoming. That trampolin£ lik£ WILL b£ min£.
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
I am concerned for each and every one of you.
The after-party (party)
((OOC: breaking my vow of no ooc to say troll jungkook is the funniest account i could’ve seen. most random person to be made a troll, keep it up everyone this shit is hilarious))
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
A resounding thank you to @freakNasty for a performance rivaling even the greats of our generation. Comment below or react to this post if you'd like to formally apply to become a Folykl Darane SUPERFAN. *Folykl Darane superfans may be tasked with cadaver removal and extraction duties prior to attending the OFFICIAL ERIDAN WEEK NIGHT ONE AFTERPARTY.
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
googole how 2 marry alien google how 2 marry alien u havnt met google how lofn should j wait til the divorce
IM NOT DONE CAUSE I DONT GOT MORE IN ME IM DONE CAUSE IM TAKING MERCY ON YOU LIFE FORMS IF YOU FORGET MY NAME USE A FUCKING SCREEN READER IM A NASTY ASS FREAK MIC. DROP. #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
>([w#o t#e fuck puppeting troll mic#ael jacksons corpse around someone get t#at s#it to folykl rn]
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TROLL MICHAEL JACKSON? BRING ME HIS CADAVER ON A STRETCHER ILL TURN HIS FRIGID ASS TO FODDER FOR MY NEXT GRUEL POST
I am glad we have Troll Bruno Mars in this trying time.
rest in peace troll michael jackson a real legend
i want the thick thighs nOOk sAlAd #nsfw
people aren't talking enough about "leave nothing but a trail of poop" #folyklflowwww #eridanwwwweek
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
I am NXT at #EridanWeek I am NXT BEING HELD XUTSIDE XF THE VENUE WITH A SHXUTPHXNE. I AM NXT BEING CARRIED AWAY IN BEDAZZLED HANDCUFFS. I KNXW MY RIGHTS - MC Oleana
tHIS IS AN, #eRIDANwEEK, mIRACLE,
proud to announce that wwe are partnerin wwith @gutsyGumshoe at crockercorp to bring their bleedin edge neww crockercorp unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© to #eridanwweek avvailable for purchase wwith #amporacoin TONIGHT on my awwesome fuckin airship plenty a you humanfolk on chittr havve been knowwn to CONSUME crockercorp merchandise technology foodstuffs auto parts fashion accessories and lifestyle products for swweeps noww but alternia is fresh ground for crockercorp so dont be afraid to OBEY your sense a curiosity and feel free to trial out the unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© after @ardourCorvvidae performs livve on deck and SUBMIT a revvieww if you havve feedback #gaming #flarp #music #crockercorp
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
does it ultimately matter if it's yaoi or yuri w+en all of us can frott our bulges toget+er #nsfw
i gota afk got sum camming 2 do with a subscriber but ill b bak later <333
some of you out here are really omegamaxxing on #slickweek #nsfw
#fatgirlskissing
No, there's nothing inherently gay about bouncing on the bed. #ImComing #EridanWeek #Nsfw
fellas is it gay to lay on your stomach and smile and kick your legs a lil vwhile you think about her #bouncingonit #imcoming #eridanvweek
@terminallyCapricious#2753 YOU ARE PERMANENTLY CUT OFF FROM SUGAR.
SOM3T1M3S 1TS GR34T H4V1NG 4M4Z1NG T1TS BUT OTH3R D4YS 1 W4NT TO CUT TH3M OFF FOR B31NG TH3 S3COND4RY S3X CH4R4CT3R1ST1CS TH3Y 4R3 4ND PR3V3NT1NG M3 FROM B31NG 4NDROGYNOUS. #NSFW #K1ND4 #G3ND3R #DYSPHOR14
u got cute toes 4 a roboy
(re: first post, i'll draw anyone that replies (provided there's an image somewhere on their profile to reference) to this message being approached by argyri. trust me ill figure it out)
\) -•-Need a hand pulling my hair and smacking my ass at the same time right now… -•- (/ #nsfw-•- (/
White shirt gang who else likes getting soaked and having it cling to you so other people can see your bra -3- #nsfw (ish)
Sometimes you just want to watch a sweet morsel with a lip bristle torn asunder by his own jelly-spine. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00324917b270.jpeg
Hello I am here, the amazing and beautiful, very talented, funny Trizza Tethis. It's not finstagram, I haven't ψitnessed a baddie yet. https://i.imgur.com/Kd0kPUL.png
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IM GOING TO THROW A CAR ONTOP OF YOU CRONUS.
>([🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨 TEN T#OUSAND ROCK ATTACK]
im really really really really excited to go to this gathering but i havent been around other people in a very very long time other than visiting tavross trees im very bad at talking to people and get very sweaty and say things that people think are very weird on accident i know that a lot of you are very popular and go to parties a lot so can you maybe give me some pointers 0v0"
>([buying vintage doujin any condition yaoi and yuri get prio but ill take anyt#ing from t#e renaissance or before]
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My Daughter Just Asked Me What Weezer Is And Now I’m Taking Her To The Closest Mediculler I Can To Have Her Internals Looked Over. Hopefully They Do Not Need To Refer Us To A Docterror Im Not Sure My Insurance Will Cover It So They May Have To Take One Of Her Ganderbulbs
i take requests! your friend sollux wanted this one ^0^ feel free to dm rankmaid-sensei your wish
I’m Going To Attempt To Post An Image Of Myself, Bear With Me. ((art By The Wonderful @hahahale On Instagram)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19897e5e952b.jpeg
all of my full chitfics have been demure in their suggestiveness but this helmsman piece im working on is just straight lewd gomen my friends (tags: Helmsman/Anonymous, overstim, restraints, psionics, please just touch it, my hands are so sweaty, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
OK guys....... i have a confession/OFFICIAL CREATOR STATEMENT jane and i arent vacillating bc i didnt know u had to be in either of the sexy quadrants to do that
just so u know every time u hate one of my posts i twirl my hair and giggle and kick my feet
It's a free cull boost. I don't fathom why.
ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore
if eridan wont put on the wizard robes 4 #EridanWeek then the carapace kingdom is #PULLINGOUT
when u hate my chits, this is who ur hatin https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/icons/IMG_6564.png
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
8-> THERE WILL BE SPECIAL EVENTS! UNIQUE MERCHANDISE AND INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES! MAKE SURE TO GET SOME #AMPORACOIN AS IT WILL BE THE PRIORITIZED LEGAL TENDER FOR #ERIDANWEEK!
:33 < there is an ampurra w33k happening? :33 < well i mean gosh good for him! yes truly and honestly. i guess i just have a couple questions :33 < do we have to participate in ampurra w33k? not in a mean way! just, is this mandatory? :33 < and what do you uh :33 < what do you do on ampurra w33k? :33 < do we all just talk about him? :33 < i am a chatty cath33 or whatever the human equivalent of that is, lemme tell you! :33 < the metafurical cat will never get my tongue :33 < but that would get exhausting real fast now would it not?
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
#eridancoin is in shambles im on a different planet those smug alien pricks are already oilin up in the other block before i must face the music i just gotta ask is anyone mad at me
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/de/fc/2fdefcb37db84abd7f533df11eee9a27.jpg
Much to consider here.
whoa how did they know my name!?!?;anothe< delectable po?t by <ank-?en?ei! gouchi?ou?amade?hita!
── ✦ HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE N⚢RMAL VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D ⚢N THIS WEBSITE. F⚢⚢D F⚢R TH⚢UGHT.
marv says: reel 1z alwayz lyk wen 2 get diaped up & carnivorous :o)
~i haven’t seen a single semi-normal mustardblood on this site. just an observation
Viscous fluids are similarly involved.
D --> Is this like getting slimed (nickelodeon, not culling)
Tune in to see a guy get creamed on the big screen.
♒🦈🚬🎳🩸🔪🔪👔🙏👻🪦💀🔨🔨🔨🔨
ok followwers quickly furnish me wwith advvice concernin howw to succeed in fisticuffs against twwo experienced muscular men that are matesprits there aint much time hurry
If you cant handle what im cooking get out of the kitchen these hot tamales are fresh off the presses.
Well be taking that shrimp to see the big dogs SHORTLY! Shake a leg and shine those knuckles the sheriff of pound town is unholstering the big iron for a STERN walloping.
Chittr do you like maids
i'm a snugly bitch / i hug and shit #substance
i WOULD RATHER, fINGERS NOT BE IN MY EYES, aHAHA,
its gone its all gone wworthless
i get at least 1 dad account following me per hour i see u dads im very pleased to see u ;) #nsfw
And we're transcending into t)(e t)(in veil of t)(e conc)(scious and subconc)(scious!
https://preview.redd.it/nanna-edits-over-pin-ups-not-porn-but-it-is-pin-ups-so-v0-3i65tovbdxog1.jpg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b767fcfdec969c435350604513ed1f0463526f9 How naughty! Hoo hoo hoo! This image was uploaded by u/t4n3l1 on r/nannaspritefuckers (very inappropiate name! they should change it!)
Your way with words is so vexing it nearly distracted me from your gnarly descriptor of me!
Mot)(erglubbing miracles. #glub)(onk #38o)
wHOA, tHAT IS SO, cOOL AND, hURTS MY EYES ALSO, a LOT, bUT SO COOL!
1F TH3R3S SHORTST4CKS DO3S TH4T M34N TH3R3S LONGST4CKS
>([everybody wanna #ate until t#ey need a bitc# wit# an encyclopedic knowledge of #entai to evaluate t#e value of t#eir reinassiance era doujin and t#en t#ey send up t#e a#egaosignal for pornman to save da city #nsfw]
Ocray but w)(at do you mean t)(at I can't cosplay Princess Leia in t)(e absurd )(uman year 2026? #it)(inkilookgoodint)(atmetalbikini
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
Hrngb.
D --> Does Earth C get anything watchable on television this has been the first time in a long time I find myself in my armchair
first stOp Of the trip: clurch - everyOne was really welcOming (fOr the mOst part), and saw a cOuple familiar faces! thanX fOr the pic ♡ hOnk! XO —with @retrOactiveAmnesiac and @arcaneAspiratiOns https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/1a94978b57f9.png XO
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN I BEEN CRUSHING NOOK ACROSS EVERY FALLEN PANTHEON. PULLED A MINOAN JADEBLOOD PRIESTESS OFF THE ALTER MID-RITUAL, HAD HER SPEAKING LINEAR-B BACKWARDS WHILE I FLEXED MY LIQUIDITY BY DRAPING HER IN LOST TROJAN GOLD. BAGGED A ONE-EYED BRONZEBLOOD STEPPE QUEEN IN THE RUINS OF WALUSHA, LEFT HER ASS SITTING IN A PUDDLE OF KYKEON AND SUBJUG JIZZ, ATE HER SHIT SO GOOD I HAD HER CARVING MY NAME INTO BONE TABLETS FOR THREE GENERATIONS. #nsfw
YOU GUYS WOULDNT UND3RST4ND https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769206931889061938/1487200268939694142/wjtf7vw.png?ex=69c846ae&is=69c6f52e&hm=d94cb04eb1eea74f857fe6ce1f8fef5b87bdd5499d835e3de9b58249496a7ae4&animated=true #art
#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb
ALLLLLLLLLL da tiem u got NO idea how bittabl summa thez cheeks r
she has my vote
i'm announcing my run for president. if elected I will raise the divorce rate by 100% and ensure full emancipation from authoritative figures that DON'T EVEN LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh to bite someone's shoulder or dig my hands into their back while we're fuckin'. #nsfw
I could excuse the child abuse, but I draw the line at rancid taste.
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y6GIje3GErVRIq1Ff5BJq?si=39b85fe04e02486b
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
Kanaya (the one with the "canon url") blocked me... :( Is it because I called her my wife in law?
BIG HONKERS. MASSIVE TENTS. 50 CLOWNS SQUEEZING TOGETHER INTO SMALL SPACES.
D --> 🐴 Horsle 🐴 27 Mar 2026 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwo.net/horsle
wuts a pity party? like a party with all ur moirails?
SCR4TCH1NG MY HUG3 4SS WH1L3 1 SCROLL ON CH1TTR
KUDOS ❤︎
CHITTR SHADY FACT #9 • "ult. dirk is the worst of the striders by far. he's creepy and weird and he practically groomed a grown woman into being his peon."
CHITTR SHADY FACT #10 • "oughh unghjj im soooooo hungry"
YOUR3 1N H1S DMS 4ND 1M THROW1NG MY PUB3S 4T H1S F4C3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD NIGHT ALPHAS, RISE AND GRIND! 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Nothing Ever Bodes Well Anymore https://i.postimg.cc/8kmsfh05/img-8230.jpg
Don't talk to me.
It sure is something to ponder on. Even if we were able to devise the general musculature and fat distribution of these beasts based upon educated guesses, the devil lives in the details. For example: did any of these noble critters ever develop secondary sexual characteristics to distinguish themselves as select cuts above their peers? Flashy coloration, perhaps. Like a distinguished mark above the upper lip. To denote exemplary virility and intelligence. The female believes she has made her selection up until the point that he strolls in through the tropical brush (or what have you) and brandishes that tidy statement of masculinity. And just maybe the female goes "gee whiz. Forget the rest of these jokers." And leaves them in the dust like chopped Cretaceous liver. I will forego an insinuation that she jumps into his shrimpy dinosaur arms, though, because now we're getting downright implausible and this is a purely scientific speculation.
Good morning, you.
Woke up n i wanna go sleep again 😴
this could nevver be about you murrit youre a commendable sort and a treasured promoter a #eridanwweek
>([im lowkey feckless but peon is a lil muc# can i get a betta title]
good evvenin feckless peons
:33 < if you just woke up, you are in luck :33 < i am going to go through my own routine and give some wake up advice :33 < ready?? yaaay! :33 < *look, ac even grips your hand with her paw as she goes through the best ways to start your day! please listen to her she is very nyaledgable* - get up and shake off all that slime off you! if you are human and do not have a recuperacoon i dont know what to tell you?? get the hell up i guess - do some morning calicosthenics to help wake that body up! i like to do toe touches and mountain climbies. but you can do whatever stretches you want! - eat stuff! people like to eat healthy nasty fruits like oranges and banyanyas but i sure as heck dont - oh yes hydrate too!!! glug glug glug :DD - do you stink real bad when you got up?? then bathe yourself but that is also up to you! h33h33 - let out a big ROARRR to get some energy out! i like this one cuz my roars refurberate across my hives walls. but if you live with neighbors and they really freaking hate you for doing that then skip this one - lastly get out there and sniff the clean air with your sniffer! this one is really nice cuz almost nothing beats the smell of a refreshing morning you know? #getupwithnepeta #yaaay #banyanyassuck
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Hello, freaks. ::::) (@vriskell on tum8lr!) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/3f/e4/a9/3fe4a9ccfe9856188c3e157e97f590d1.jpg
Any tips for getting your moirail to not destroy all t)(e landdwellers? Asking for a friend. 38)
>([fit c#eck #ttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETF-3kPWkAcW5Ie.jpg (spaceraestuck on twt)]
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oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
Im lik a butiful horse running through a field of minoon memes
>([aw #ellllll na# my dew gone flaccid #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/e3e00bae877d.png]
its about #eridanwweek noww but you havve already chitted wwith that tag so youre technically locked in to attend #eridanwweek
#Chittrconfessional Coffee is for the weak.
come on.... :(
seein as this # has just been freed up due the economic genius a yours truly lets get some chitts tagged wwith #imcoming so i knoww wwho is giddy up to their fuckin gills for #eridanwweek
#BringThemBack #Lolcats
#BringThemBack #Lolcats Only with science can we repopulate. - MC Oleana
#bringthemback #LMAOcats
>([#lolcats #bringt#emback]
- She told mme to Chit #ImmComming, so I'mm Chitting "#ImmComming"
#BRINGTHEMBACK #LOLCATS
3833 < Bwaa > https://i.pinimg.com/474x/04/ce/8b/04ce8b69f350e687ef7749ff13b77730.jpg
Hate that one.
- OLEANA PLEASE #MayIComme
:33 < i started giggling to myself and snickering sooo much that i had to share this mental thought :33 < imagine a regular meowbeast but :33 < ooo3333h33hee :33 < im shaking in gigglyfits about this irl :33 < but instead of being normal :33 < it just got up on its hind legs and did a whole dance?? XDD < baah33h33h33!!! #cats #h33h33
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DID LIKE SIX HUNDRED SQUATS TODAY SO IF YOU CATCH ME LOOKIN A LIL THICK TOMORROW DON'T BE ALARMED, IT'S ALL PART OF THE MESSIAH'S PLANS
D --> Horses
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
He seems ok, I GUESS, but he doesn't exactly inspire attraction in me.
oh hello! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1801ce913c5e.jpeg
Tavros CROCKER? ... Not that there's anything wrong with the man, but he doesn't quite seem like my type. That sounds improbable to me.
archimedes is a white german shepard!! my bec looked like a shepard mix, so i have a soft spot for them :)
sitting under a tree with my dog and having a great time!! :D
smad af i shld b able 2 poke ppl like on facebookkkkkkk @mods plz get on dis my rosie MUST kno i wuv her evn wen shes aslp (beauty sleep) (adorbs) (my fav) (kissin her litl 4head) (mwah)
i heard penis im here
TH1S W4S BOTH 4 GROSS VIOL4T1ON OF MY BODY G1V3N HOW YOUV3 4LMOST PORNOGR4PH1C4LLY D3SCR1B3D MY DRUG SO4K3D THR34DS 4ND 4 COMPL1M3NT YOU D1D NOT 1NT3ND SO 1LL JUST T4K3 1T 3V3N 1F B31NG COMPL1M3NT3D BY YOU 1S SOM3HOW WORS3 TH4N B31NG 1NSULT3D
>([t#ere are several people ive met in real life w#ose lives id trade no #esitation to make bart simpson real]
tHE, fAIRLY oDDlUSII, sHOW TAUGHT US, tO BE WARY OF, mATCHING SETS OF THINGS WHICH ARE, pINK AND GREEN, fOLLOW FOR MORE, dEEP LITERATURE ANALYSIS, aND LIKE ALSO, mAYBE? }:) #DEEP #LITANAL
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Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
We’re Used To Having To Tag Any Mention Of qUadrants As #nsfw I Really Don’t See The Big Deal About Tagging Human #incest Ya Freakos
You will be shamed on our account within three days time.
((the true pain is that i roleplay such an ungodly amount of homestuck characters i have to choose who to make accts for without filling up my roster with literally all of them))
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
If you misunderstood my post as a jab over someone with whom I have already dealt, allow me to clarify. It was purposed more toward anyone ELSE who might be seeing my posts and who fall into the referenced category. I WAS content to simply block and move on, until it happened twice in one day. At which point I feel the need to apply a general rule for these jokers to find plastered on the wall. If my post inflamed you in some way, you're welcome to message me directly to sort it out. My DMs are, as always, wide open.
Wut do u mean rose,,
You lik£, always post bang£rs lik£ OMG!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T ARGUING WITH TROLLS WHO GOT THEM TIG OLE RUMPLESPHERES, LIKE OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCY CASTLE. #substance
Have seen some extremely disconcerting things on chittr today….
D --> While I am in transit I would like to say D --> I think we should be able to hate react people we blocked
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be304122f0f8.png hey @timaeusTestified#3765 do you need to talk about something
why does everyone want to #forcefem me this keeps happening for some reason
Stop touching me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8a8885410b7.png
:X !
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
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SHE DRINK MY ELIXIR TILL SHE GOT A MIRTHFUL
I can't believe I have to say this, and I believe I speak for my cohorts when I say this, but I will not be entertaining any accounts actively engaging in #incest. Odd that it happened twice in a single day. Odder that they're iterations of familiar faces, but in the mathematical inevitability of the multiverse, some of you have incurred a substantial enough quantity of brain damage so as to no longer even remotely resemble yourselves. ... But I just thought it would make you- I don't know- type differently! Not pork your relatives!!! #nsfw I assume.
:33 < i have worked on a joke! please enjoy :OO < knock knock!! :33 < who is there? :OO < cat! :33 < cat who? :OO < blessings to you!! it sounded like you sn33zed! #jokes #h33h33 #lol #rawrflmao
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
imb so freekin full oug .. sned help da midnite pastand pizzafeast combo is a KILLAR
I Dont Often Have Time To Be Online But This Place Seems Interesting Enough
Good morning, you.
It's a lifestyle, of course you can be a #CookingMama!
:33 < stay true to yourself and enjoy whatever passions you have! :33 < do not pay any attention to a haters unn33ded tommenjerry #reallycoolwisewords #happy #smile #ilikeroleplaying
hot auntie is close enuff 2 milf rite?? ponderin my options
Another important and yet apparently controversial note... NO. MORE. FONDANT. You went to the effort of baking, layering, frosting and assembling a cake. WHY would you cover it with an unpalatable layer of rubbery elephant skin? Say it with me. "We will not add inedible toppings to our desserts." Obviously if you are toothpicking paper dinosaurs onto Little Jimmy's birthday cupcakes, that is a different story. But if I see another cake studded with molar-shattering "edible" pearls, I am going to lose my marbles. And you dizzy people are going to scoop them all up and feed them to a bunch of adolescents, because that is how low you have allowed your confectionery bar to droop. But this is mostly about the fondant. If I attend your function and you make me peel my slice of cake like a chimp with a banana, I am going home.
Unrelated to any of that, I have an unwrapped slice of American cheese waiting for you at the office with absolutely nothing betwixt its folded layers.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt I PUSHED THE BEAST OF BURDEN THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE CUZ I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. ACTING LIKE I GOT A SICKNESS FOR THICKNESS THE WAY THAT I BE GETTING STRAIGHT NASTY ON BIG BOTTOMED BITCHES, I'LL GRAB A BITCH BY THE HORNS AND TAKE HER FOR A RIDE WHEN SHE ASKS TO SEE MY SCUTTLECYCLE. #nsfw
spellmaxxign wizrdcel #wizard https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0d15451c3854f98294416aa6fc6c6a0/tumblr_inline_pd0ti51Wxe1rhepgc_640.png
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Whenever i get the pre-show jitters i always think of the folks at home and remember to give it my all! I deliver my coldest one two haymakers to my foes and its all for you out there in the audience...
I also take a swig from my 40.
We as a society need to get more transgender.
hand shooting up
lov3 s33in ^ha^ pr3^^y fac3 around =;)
... IF I DECLINE PTO ON A BLACKOUT DATE BUT OFFER TO HEAL YOUR AILING MOTHER, I HARDLY FIND IT GROUNDS FOR COMPLAINT! ... Did we fire him? ... Oh, right.
- Guys? Guys. All I'mm saying is that I can Handle any Pickle you throw at mme, and I'mm not going to let go of it until it's been THOROUGHLY Handled.
y€ah... th€r€s trickl€ down €conomics... but it only trickl€s down onto us from abov€...
- Well, we have an upper-class for a reason, I guess... 😢
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
This one does sound more like me.
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look im sorry i keep bringing your ma up man but like last night i had to set a hard boundary with her and she didnt take it well and shes totally going to take it out you but more importantly me so just brace for impact dude
Stow your venomous tongue ok we had a pyrotechnics error and theyre recouping!! They WILL be back.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BLESS MY PIOUS CHUNGUS LIFE https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1008fa0d9d40.png
Ok thank you i guess gamzee.
SCRAPPED (EXTINGUISHED) FIRE FROM RUMBLE SEASON 2: When i wrap my crap superficially / i begin to rhyme loquaciously! / my status untouched and my lyrics uncut / i came here to chew bubblegum and also kick butt! But ive got no candy left / my maw has been left bereft! / so call it christmas i guess / and youll take nothing less / when i deliver these gift wrapped fists at my behest!
- I'mm rebranding... are you ready? For a hot, new admministrangulative craze? The solution every single one of your cubicle-bent problemms? 😌
- BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FREAKING READY! LOL!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK #CLOWNPOSTING
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Havingg fun att Clurcch! httttps://imagges2.imggbox.ccom/bd/80/IvWjvBzE_o.pngg
Is that a store-bought pie.
That big chicken is posting passion of christ quotes and jurassic park quotes and star wars quotes like were all none the wiser to his duplicitous skew! This scumsucker skims his posts between us with no INCH of truthfulness what a cad.
Accepting applications for new house pets. Requirements: - Must be friendly with guests - Open to pets - Have a spare kidney - Own funerary wear for your inevitable demise Please do not inquire as to the state of the last pet. Its simply too soon to relive the trauma.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png #nsfw
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
hooOonk hoOonk
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 STRAIGHT UP SPITTIN
He wasn't kidding about the suit. #Caughtinthesuit #Modestdersite #Wearingthesuit #Roadkill @turntechGodhead#1609
jane crocker #10000babies #armyofbabies #reproductiverights
bent over with your feet in the frame and your panties to the side slight dutch angle! (tags: #nsfw, femboy, photography, archive rating: E)
get w bad bitchess
as many as you want #irespectwomen #womensrighttochoose #babybatter
I HAVE NO COMMENT FOR YOU.
:B
oh shit you’re the mama on trial here huh well godspeed to your cooter maam i mean uh fuck
I. You. I don't. Rrgh.
Out of all the weapons my womb has been compared to, a cannon is the most interesting.
THANKS TO THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF HIC HERSELF THE DOCTORS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY REATTACH MY SILLY LITTLE GUY #NSFW
you are so lucky wwe already share a circle or else id fuckin block you for puttin all that vvomitous wword salad on my page
ugh i need 2 see grls fingerblasting #nsfw
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/54/08/b0540876757b29c4e30230dc47493c2c.jpg If a place loks liek dis, yu kno its fire !!!!
my time on alternia was very educational! ill say that much. thanks for the compliment?
:33 < equius wasting a purrfectly good hoofbeast hybrid game... i can believe him! i dont even like hoofbeasts that much and i like it!!!!
i mean liek a baddieee, a gyrau baddie who pops pxssy!! #nsfw #is-it-nsfw?
jude left a bottle outside of my room labeled "among us potion". i am not drinking this.
be my guest scary clown troll
girl dinner is the little alcohol i can get out of the bottles i find around the house.
girl meal / i think that's what i'm supposed to say here
we luv yuri in this hoiuse
just got into a yuri relationship with my friend chixie and made this stupid "chud" (dont know what that means) ground beef and noodles. https://i.redd.it/7t07usjyu6rg1.jpeg
Good choice. When in doubt, robbery.
everythings so normal rn.... <3
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
hhrhrhhhhh hh hhfhr!???! kyaaaaaaaa!
o in tht last scenarior, im fhe rehab owjer but im alsos the abusidv circus ringleadr so ur situaition hasjt gotten bettrnits just changed
i thjnk som of u guys woudl thrive as a reahbilitated abused circus bear
What is Omegaverse
clownphobia is real :((((((( they r jsut silly guys who honk and play w balloosn
#nsfw jerkin this site off thte way im refreshin the page 4 no reason
chittin it and by it... haha... lets just say.... my
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it weirdly does / thank you
D --> Lean men on a protein sabbatical D --> It's unadvised to abstain from that at-all D --> Muscled peck doth fle% and strains D --> Do not force me to force your gains #slampoetry
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troll clowns make me uncomfortable.
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT PRONTO.
Ugh.
MAY THE MIRTH FIND YOU.
NO clownposting. You're going to summon him.
good morning everyone! https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/6284ba74c245c6601a86705672fbc0fdcdcde694.png woe, titties be upon ye #nsfw