The English Formerly Known As Jake
@girlgothasTerror
I go by Lara now! She/Her
Are you guys aware that i love my dirk?
Jerking off to dirks snoring, im so normal about this. #nsfw.
you'll wwake him up
I want this man in a way i cannot speak about. #nsfw https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/Screenshot_20260620_172136_Discord.jpg.
Accidentally woke up dirk, its no problemo though because i can repay him with pancakes!
At some point my posts should be about something other than my relationship with my dirk, unfortunately i will probably be dead when i stop bringing him up.
KNICKS IN FUCKING FIVVEEEEE.
When does it become a socially acceptable activity to choke the chicken with your good pals? Asking for a friend of course. #Nsfw.
Whenever your heart desires honestly.
This is actually such a valid point, thank you alternative reality me!
I love my ratty green blanket that i take everywhere. <3
#dirkposting............
I take offense to the pity on my last post, i am in a loving and (mostly) healthy relationship with my strider!
I love my dirk.
If i see ANY knicks hate i am just blocking you.
@/businessAccount shares your same sentiment. I think he's passed out in a pool of his own vomit though.
no hat on knicks but may i say... the spurs really kicked their ass yesterday.
how does his "aura" throw off anything. bet he wasnt even paying attention or nothing. your just upset cause your team lost to a city in texas.
He used his malignant wizard abilities to alter the course of history, im sorry to say but its the truth.
... to have san antonio win by a a few points... to have TEXAS a state which TED CRUZ is head of.. who has proven TIME AND TIME AGAIN HE DOESNT CARE, why would he? unless you think trump thinks any better of texas as he does any other place then im sorry to tell you. man child doesnt have magic. he has black mail.
Is it unreasonable if i sacrifice jane for a knicks win?
Pillow princess? Like from adventure time? #nsfw.
Service top? thats what i planned on doing! #nsfw.
Power bottom? I didnt know they needed electricity. #nsfw.
well, an unpowered bottom is a pillow prin(ess, i think
May or may not have promised that if the knicks win the finals i would tattoo josh harts number on my chest...
I love pizza.
Is this courier new as the new font? big fan.
WE all drinking.
