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Are YOU Horny? Are YOU In Need Of ILLEGAL Drugs? Do YOU Need To Get LAID? Come To My Official Nightclub! [OPENING JUNE 25 2026] #AD #FATHERDAYS #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
"why suck a strap" have you lost your integrity have you forgotten theatre do you think the mind does not deserve to be pleasured then why does the body think about that #philosophy #nsfw
two women kissing boobs tits google pls #women #nsfw
well ok then youre free to go :)
\ <3 >< <3 / #awesome #great #fantastic #wonderful #hooray
\ ! >< ! / #treasured #delighted #thebestdoggo
\ n >< n / #happtohelp #goodjobdogging
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
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Hello lad! You look like youre doing well for yourself. Makes my old heart swell in pride.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ mŌōŌōŌvIe... Wa7cH... nIgH7!!!...
woof!!!
(⊱♓︎⊰) woof!
awrrruff!!!
XD<[woof bark #woofpost1ng]
Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
woof!!
i don't blend in at petsmart, and that truth remains at the walmart!
we are!!! :D
like this post if youre green!! and proud!!
YAAY!! THIS IS GOOD!!
well maybe you should also post about how youre green, i think it would be good for you cranky pants
im green!!!!
everything is pretty awesome basically
hi to all my fellow jades happy jade hour!!! :p
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im getting to the point of the night where i transition from bark status to bwoof status
It's hard out here for a kitty in a doggy world.
That is sad, considering jade is such a lovely GEMSTONE! however, i am happy for the people named jade too!! #HUNGRY #NOTMINERALCANNOTEAT #GEMSTONE
!!!!! give him a smooch on his fuzzy head from me!!!!!!!!!!!
hi i'm a jade
real!!!!
I am hearing abo+ut "Jade ho+ur". I wo+uld like to+ extend a grabpo+d to+ the Jades o+ut there. Yo+u can be who+ yo+u wish to+ be. Do+ no+t allo+w yo+urself to+ be stifled. #jadeho+ur
there is a disturbance in the force
ok guys! the #hourofjade has been cancelled early for no particular reason! sorry!!
the funny thing is my kid just looked at the screen just now and he looks so confused lol youd think he would know better he was built by another me
for jade hour you have to give every jade you see twenty dollars it's just the rules #jadehour
☆ *faKes throwing a ball aKross the TL.*☆
this is the best #jadehour
<<"so many ouppies,,,">>
guys... i have to tell you something... im... filipino! i know this must be very hard for some of you to hear. but i promise im still the same jade ive always been! i really hope this doesnt change how you see me!!
also im outing myself as the elder jade here
weird how ive been exposed to this multiverse thingamajig for what? ten years now? and really this is the first time ive seen more than like two or three of me at the same time
*nature documentary voice* And tonight, the Jades gather together, and howl.
finally some recognition! come, my jades!! >:D
its funny how a multiverse can have a way of giving you an identity crisis you wouldnt have had otherwise
we are so fucking back #jadehour
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO #jadehour
AWOOOOOO! #jadehour
thank you terezi arf!
BARK
H4PPY #J4D3HOUR
can ii get an awoo from the jades #awoohour
you should thank roxy actually
so this is how dave feels
Jade Beam
It's so fucking green.
hi me! arf!
holy moly thats a lot of me
o| So mAnY JaDeS ShE'S EvEn aPpEaReD On mY ToMoDaChI LiFe iSlAnD |o
we up gardening our gnostic woof :) #jadehour
jade hour! #jadehour
it's jade hour! awooooo!
jade party!!!
i feel like i should have some kind of moniker to differentiate myself but the only thing i can come up with as a point of comparison is the idea of me being the mean jade :/
mY STOMACH NO LONGER HURTS, hORRAY! }:D
(Breaking dog news: everything happens) Woof
(What is building grist and why is Jade smoking it?) Woof
(Never search yourself and your best friend in the internet) Woof
(Fun fact:there is a sun that is green) Woof
:33< mew wanna know a secret? :33< my lip is efur so slightly clef right in the middle :33< it makes it look like i have a cute little cat meowth! :33< h33h33
:33< *the mighty huntress breasted boobilly down the stairs* :33< #nsfw
please ignore those previous out of place properly capitalized and punctuated single word responses
Interesting.
#yourgreenhair
am i the only one unable to accept pats? feels weird. i dont know why. also. the worst ones are headpats.
#hisgreenhair
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:33< kitties :33< send chitt
We yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog. #mentalhealth #cw-self-harm just in case. ^^
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
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The best substance to dip french fries in is: <3 Ketchup <> Mayo <3< Ranch c3< Nothing
wif wif ^q^
woof :)
aw[][]
i dont care who thinks were silly you be daffy and ill be dilly well order up two bowls of chili settin the woods on fire! #lyricposting
:33< sorry too scared
:33< MEOW!!! :DD
woah!! :D
inside of you there are two jarleys :P
wee, oo, ooo (dundundundun, dundundundun, dundundundun)
:33< cute girl houpurrs
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
i remember watching this when i was little! heh he was always really funny.
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Good morning chittr!
i wanna jump into the ocean and feel the water touch my skin!!!! i think ill go take a swim out the island today :)
yeah of course. probably. you should find the biggest chocolate bar and find out.
// yeah, the worst part is that it's a lot of their first fandoms, so they have like...no idea of fandom etiquette and how to behave
// Oh okay, that makes much more sense. The newer influx of kids discovering Homestuck has definitely been really annoying when it comes to stuff like that, + super old Tumblr aged discourse being brought back up like every couple weeks
oh that is delightful! hehehehe of course im a mutt though :p
arf?
^^^W^^^
my day be so fine then boom little dude in a trolls hoodie shows up on my doorstep and asks me to talk to a younger dirk again the fuck is paradox space
oooh! thank you!
// Plotting a new idea OC with the very brave starting point of "what if a woman was a pervert". The wheel is being firmly reinvented #nsfw
Dangerous territory seems to be the only one I know how to tread.
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oh nice, sounds yummy!
Your concern is appreciated though jade
Truly your wisdom knows no bounds
to get turkeys OFF THE MENU
B33 < what a lovely morning to be me! B33 < im thinking i could use a new kitty hat I kind of miss nepetas old one
Thank you I did my best
yea maybe, got kind of a big event tonight so idk. it was fun tho
hell yeah
:33< come purrlay 10 am gartic phone with us :33< https://garticphone.com/en/00cb1ba7
:33< the best kitty
:33< and silly
:33< im there :33
And i like too play and draw
// I wish I could post out of my gallery instead of needing a link for pics gdi 💔
I see it’s #NSFW time despite most of you only just waking up. Chittr is truly remarkable.
aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2c561c64274.jpg
another me, huh this sites a lot more spanning than id realized
immso spleepy but im hunrgy
karaoke by myself in my hose fyck yeah
I 8e on Chittr naked and with my 8ulge out sometimes and you’ll never guess when I am #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm sweaty bush… #nsfw꠹
no mattew t#e ciwcumstances I am filled wit# love and joy! :D
I post music here too, I getting too excited speech is failing me hwehfuhfih https://youtu.be/O7dy3cKt1e0?si=FX1822kZZ_pVmBml https://youtu.be/6WhsWzJWp7I?si=J7tXmRtuGBukvPNv https://youtu.be/jfXZUcwpJnY?si=URB92p2NSJDRiRia...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Frotting. Send chitt. #nsfw #peak #Ilovewomen.
resТТ well i guess
₍^. .^₎⟆ He’ss gett!ng me a collar that sssays “good k!tty” and a leassh. Hehehe ! feel sso warm and fuzzy #nsfw #vaguepost!ng꠹
Maybe..... Can we get ssexy about it tthough? Witth like, ssshock collarss and handcuffss n all tthat?
wdym collars are cute :)
c< tHe cOllar arOuNd My NecK dOes /NOT/ Have yOur fucKiN NaMe ON it, assHOle! #suggestive >c
"I like your collar." Instant mortification. #Suggestive
i work hard for everyone!! :)
woof woof :D
woof ! :)
WHEN I SEE THE STUFF ON TREES.
c< tHis is wHy yOu real as fucK!!!! >c
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#postinghours
(Permission to DM and have this fucker pet the dogge?)
I Think I'm Starting To Remem8er Why I Typically Find Various Kankri's Annoying........ "tw": #kankri #vantas #kankrivantas #venting #vagueposting #directposting #theinsuffera8le #yesimmockinghim #mocking #howmanytagscanieventhinktocramintothis8itch #swears #pronouns #words #letters #typingquirks #thenum8ereight #titlecase #annoying
My daughters dumbass husband has transitioned Vro if that were an option for I'd do it it low-key, kids smarter than I give her credit for frᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
Happy #funnymailboxfriday. [A picture of two comically large sculpted fingers, holding a mailbox between them like a cigarette.]
B// < autocorrect HATES my quirk
B33 < can i also sign up to purrotect all the jades B33 < not that they really n33d it but yk
"people come, and surely they go flowers wilt, and surely they grow oh, my heart, so sure of the truth when i bloom, it wont be for you" oh my gosh.. this is so depressing!!! but i like the song somewhat its catchy im glad rose introduced me to this band hehe :)
"my inking slows, and were running in circles again a worn out plea for anything to prove this poem complete ive come to see that if its between you and me words wont get through to anyone, lost in the flower buds.." hmmm.. what a depressing song :(
no problem :)
B33 < thank mew women https://media.tenor.com/xkM-T8zP8gMAAAAi/balloons-pink-hearts.gif
B33 < im out here cozy as furick B33 < nyall n33d to get cozy right meow
Some Of The People Here Honestly Need To Learn How To 8e More Respectful Of Women, I Swear........
shit idk. i guess its gay to have fun or something
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It is normal to yearn for something better - a better partner, a better future, a better country, better representatives. It's of upmost importance, however, that we use the means at our disposal to not only wish for these things, but to achieve them. You can achieve anything you put your mind to, no matter how improbable the odds. -bo
Dxn't'cha cxme back nx mxre!!! >:000
-=[ hii chittr x-)_☺]=-
yeah, like rose.
hOw wOndErfUl! AmEn sIstEr. :)
someone asked for my pronouns the other day and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness i replied "oh, i see youve sensed my queer energy", like some kind of dungeon warlock. :/
why is everyone yearning today. fuck idk. im yearning for like. non irradiated snack cakes and a blunt
Oh thAt Is sOmEwhAt dIffErEnt I Am sOrry :( thAt Is nOt pAthEtIc At All dO nOt lEt thEm bE sO mEAn tO yOU
#MissMyWifeFriday
if you got a problem come say it to my face ho @turingTranscendence https://file.garden/aaOqt9nhRXssHfX-/IMG_0734.jpeg
thank you jade goodnight
((hello folks! gonna do proper art for her selfie and some other pics nep took for her but concepted up her design! here u go, hopefully soon real art will happen. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f52e9aa2bf3.png
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Minor typo. I am maimed by a pack of hungry wolves for my misdeeds.
Were I to sit here and "psychoanalyze" (an almost entirely inaccurate term for this, by the way. Don't let your psychology be limited to Freud.) the style with which I choose to render myself, I would likely draw some sort of metaphor about light that casts a shadow, or the light that burns so brightly it scorches the features from my body. I struggle to see myself as a fully realized person lately, feeling as if I am in the midst of a metamorphosis wherein I am losing my humanity and becoming nothing more than an image burned into the wall behind me. Or, if we didn't want to take the psychological route: I think it looks neat and I can't draw the other eye.
sOmEtHiNg sTiRrEd mE FrOm mY MoThErFuCkIn' SlImE AnD I Am bLaMiNg cHiTtEr, DoN'T Do tHaT ShIt aGaIn bRo i gOtTa gEt mY BeAuTy sLeEp >:o(
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