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#YES!
goTT 2o over2TTiimulaTTed ii liiTTerally almo2TT blew 2omeone up ama
Hello lad! You look like youre doing well for yourself. Makes my old heart swell in pride.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ mŌōŌōŌvIe... Wa7cH... nIgH7!!!...
woof!!!
(⊱♓︎⊰) woof!
awrrruff!!!
XD<[woof bark #woofpost1ng]
Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
woof!!
i don't blend in at petsmart, and that truth remains at the walmart!
not as Cute as you!! 'n' all the other yous!!! @◡@
aww shuCks pardner, 6osh i... huff!! /)/◡/(\
jCy66i6i6fu6j6!!!! /)/◡/(\
we are!!! :D
like this post if youre green!! and proud!!
YAAY!! THIS IS GOOD!!
well maybe you should also post about how youre green, i think it would be good for you cranky pants
// (INTRO POST. Barebones right now, I'll cycle back through to edit it later.) Alaina Vertai 13 sweeps! 5'6" She's a bit too talkative for her own good. She'll start the conversation with small talk and then rope you into listening to her yap for like 3 hours. Maybe even more! She loves to hear herself talk, but if she needs to she'll listen. There's not a thing that escapes her earfins. She'll hear rumors from "little seagulls" and tease people about them. She loves to socialize and party!! She's very sociable and easy to get along with! :) (DO NOT CROSS HER.) (Art by my friend SpookyPoopet!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c7e8f194f0d.png
im green!!!!
sCene of the 6uy from troll interstellar Cryin6 seein6 his dau6hter 6rowin6 up but its me lookin6 at all the jade humans on the timeline send Chitt
everything is pretty awesome basically
hi to all my fellow jades happy jade hour!!! :p
<<"waving hi to all the jades around here!! hope you're all well!!! #jadehour">>
im getting to the point of the night where i transition from bark status to bwoof status
It's hard out here for a kitty in a doggy world.
That is sad, considering jade is such a lovely GEMSTONE! however, i am happy for the people named jade too!! #HUNGRY #NOTMINERALCANNOTEAT #GEMSTONE
!!!!! give him a smooch on his fuzzy head from me!!!!!!!!!!!
your a genius me
oooh yeah irradiated sushi!
hi i'm a jade
real!!!!
I am hearing abo+ut "Jade ho+ur". I wo+uld like to+ extend a grabpo+d to+ the Jades o+ut there. Yo+u can be who+ yo+u wish to+ be. Do+ no+t allo+w yo+urself to+ be stifled. #jadeho+ur
there is a disturbance in the force
ok guys! the #hourofjade has been cancelled early for no particular reason! sorry!!
the funny thing is my kid just looked at the screen just now and he looks so confused lol youd think he would know better he was built by another me
for jade hour you have to give every jade you see twenty dollars it's just the rules #jadehour
JADE HOUR HOLIDAY JADE HOUR HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!! :DDDDD #jadehour
☆ *faKes throwing a ball aKross the TL.*☆
this is the best #jadehour
<<"so many ouppies,,,">>
guys... i have to tell you something... im... filipino! i know this must be very hard for some of you to hear. but i promise im still the same jade ive always been! i really hope this doesnt change how you see me!!
hey we should definitely do jade day!!! :DD #jadehour
also im outing myself as the elder jade here
weird how ive been exposed to this multiverse thingamajig for what? ten years now? and really this is the first time ive seen more than like two or three of me at the same time
awesome jade hours moment foreva #jadehours
*nature documentary voice* And tonight, the Jades gather together, and howl.
finally some recognition! come, my jades!! >:D
its funny how a multiverse can have a way of giving you an identity crisis you wouldnt have had otherwise
we are so fucking back #jadehour
im as green as a uranium rock!!!!!! #jadehours
AWOOOOOOOOOOOO #jadehour
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That's an awful lot of one [color!]
AWOOOOOO! #jadehour
thank you terezi arf!
H4PPY #J4D3HOUR
can ii get an awoo from the jades #awoohour
how shuld i feel fo invokin them dogs
you should thank roxy actually
so this is how dave feels
Jade Beam
It's so fucking green.
hi me! arf!
holy moly thats a lot of me
o| So mAnY JaDeS ShE'S EvEn aPpEaReD On mY ToMoDaChI LiFe iSlAnD |o
we up gardening our gnostic woof :) #jadehour
jade hour! #jadehour
thank you very much woof!
it's jade hour! awooooo!
jade moment!
i feel like i should have some kind of moniker to differentiate myself but the only thing i can come up with as a point of comparison is the idea of me being the mean jade :/
mY STOMACH NO LONGER HURTS, hORRAY! }:D
(Breaking dog news: everything happens) Woof
(What is building grist and why is Jade smoking it?) Woof
(Never search yourself and your best friend in the internet) Woof
(Fun fact:there is a sun that is green) Woof
:33< mew wanna know a secret? :33< my lip is efur so slightly clef right in the middle :33< it makes it look like i have a cute little cat meowth! :33< h33h33
:33< *the mighty huntress breasted boobilly down the stairs* :33< #nsfw
please ignore those previous out of place properly capitalized and punctuated single word responses
Interesting.
am i the only one unable to accept pats? feels weird. i dont know why. also. the worst ones are headpats.
Glad to hear it! Im doing pretty darn good myself.
#hisgreenhair
Hope everyone is having a great morning except for like two of you maybe!
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:33< kitties :33< send chitt
We yearn for just crawling into a dark place and dying alone like a dog. #mentalhealth #cw-self-harm just in case. ^^
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
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BMO's gonna start now!!!!!
No more game!!
No!!
:)
BMO now has bee Cronus shitting blood!!
Leon Kennedy?!
BMO will fix the chittr hysteria!!
The ruler of the universe (BMO) says everyone who's on here for the bit will be gone in a month tops!!!!!!
Yay!!!!!!
BMO loves you!!!!
BMO!!!
BMO helped!!!
BMO LOVES #YURIDAY!!!!!
thank you dave!!!!!
BMO loves #yuriday BMO is in a kind of lesbian relationship!!!!!!
BMO wants everyone to fucking stop
// I'm autistic but that doesn't give me an excuse to not recognize when something isn't funny I shouldn't have to post ooc as my silly joke account about this shit
// genuine question why can't you all just recognize when somethings not fucking funny? Genocide happens irl it has killed maybe some of your loved ones or your loved ones loved ones you're adults act like it.
// back to your unregular BMO posting
BMO is having so much fun with #yuriday!!! I put on a yuri movie!!
yay!! yay!!! joyous BMO!!!!!!!
The best substance to dip french fries in is: <3 Ketchup <> Mayo <3< Ranch c3< Nothing
wif wif ^q^
woof :)
i dont care who thinks were silly you be daffy and ill be dilly well order up two bowls of chili settin the woods on fire! #lyricposting
:33< sorry too scared
:33< MEOW!!! :DD
woah!! :D
inside of you there are two jarleys :P
wee, oo, ooo (dundundundun, dundundundun, dundundundun)
:33< cute girl houpurrs
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
i remember watching this when i was little! heh he was always really funny.
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yeeeeeeah!! snausa6es for the 6ood boy!!
hehe! 6osh darn it, y'all are so Cute..!
Good morning chittr!
i wanna jump into the ocean and feel the water touch my skin!!!! i think ill go take a swim out the island today :)
yeah of course. probably. you should find the biggest chocolate bar and find out.
// yeah, the worst part is that it's a lot of their first fandoms, so they have like...no idea of fandom etiquette and how to behave
// Oh okay, that makes much more sense. The newer influx of kids discovering Homestuck has definitely been really annoying when it comes to stuff like that, + super old Tumblr aged discourse being brought back up like every couple weeks
oh that is delightful! hehehehe of course im a mutt though :p
my day be so fine then boom little dude in a trolls hoodie shows up on my doorstep and asks me to talk to a younger dirk again the fuck is paradox space
oooh! thank you!
// Plotting a new idea OC with the very brave starting point of "what if a woman was a pervert". The wheel is being firmly reinvented #nsfw
Dangerous territory seems to be the only one I know how to tread.
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:D
oh nice, sounds yummy!
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// davejade is everything bagel
Your concern is appreciated though jade
Truly your wisdom knows no bounds
to get turkeys OFF THE MENU
B33 < what a lovely morning to be me! B33 < im thinking i could use a new kitty hat I kind of miss nepetas old one
Thank you I did my best
yea maybe, got kind of a big event tonight so idk. it was fun tho
:33< come purrlay 10 am gartic phone with us :33< https://garticphone.com/en/00cb1ba7
:33< the best kitty
:33< and silly
:33< im there :33
And i like too play and draw
// I wish I could post out of my gallery instead of needing a link for pics gdi 💔
I see it’s #NSFW time despite most of you only just waking up. Chittr is truly remarkable.
aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2c561c64274.jpg
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//every jade here is either mega horny or ten thousand years trapped in the crystal of despair theres no inbetween its really funny
another me, huh this sites a lot more spanning than id realized
immso spleepy but im hunrgy
karaoke by myself in my hose fyck yeah
I 8e on Chittr naked and with my 8ulge out sometimes and you’ll never guess when I am #nsfw
T1TS? OUT CROCKS? ON HOT POCK3TS? COOK1NG NOTH1NG C4N 1MPROV3 TH1S N1GHT #NSFW
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mmm sweaty bush… #nsfw꠹
no mattew t#e ciwcumstances I am filled wit# love and joy! :D
I post music here too, I getting too excited speech is failing me hwehfuhfih https://youtu.be/O7dy3cKt1e0?si=FX1822kZZ_pVmBml https://youtu.be/6WhsWzJWp7I?si=J7tXmRtuGBukvPNv https://youtu.be/jfXZUcwpJnY?si=URB92p2NSJDRiRia...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
Frotting. Send chitt. #nsfw #peak #Ilovewomen.
K--<does anyone want to be an acolyte of #teamchud im taking applications
₍^. .^₎⟆ He’ss gett!ng me a collar that sssays “good k!tty” and a leassh. Hehehe ! feel sso warm and fuzzy #nsfw #vaguepost!ng꠹
Maybe..... Can we get ssexy about it tthough? Witth like, ssshock collarss and handcuffss n all tthat?
wdym collars are cute :)
c< tHe cOllar arOuNd My NecK dOes /NOT/ Have yOur fucKiN NaMe ON it, assHOle! #suggestive >c
"I like your collar." Instant mortification. #Suggestive
i work hard for everyone!! :)
woof woof :D
woof ! :)
patpatpat all the barkbeasts...
WHEN I SEE THE STUFF ON TREES.
c< tHis is wHy yOu real as fucK!!!! >c
<<"awoo!">>
#postinghours
(Permission to DM and have this fucker pet the dogge?)
Hehehe whos a good boy??? :)))
I Think I'm Starting To Remem8er Why I Typically Find Various Kankri's Annoying........ "tw": #kankri #vantas #kankrivantas #venting #vagueposting #directposting #theinsuffera8le #yesimmockinghim #mocking #howmanytagscanieventhinktocramintothis8itch #swears #pronouns #words #letters #typingquirks #thenum8ereight #titlecase #annoying
You all exist within the confines of internet anonymity and empty threats. Rest assured, our multiplanar Conquest will include you in our path.
My daughters dumbass husband has transitioned Vro if that were an option for I'd do it it low-key, kids smarter than I give her credit for frᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
Happy #funnymailboxfriday. [A picture of two comically large sculpted fingers, holding a mailbox between them like a cigarette.]
B// < autocorrect HATES my quirk
B33 < can i also sign up to purrotect all the jades B33 < not that they really n33d it but yk
"people come, and surely they go flowers wilt, and surely they grow oh, my heart, so sure of the truth when i bloom, it wont be for you" oh my gosh.. this is so depressing!!! but i like the song somewhat its catchy im glad rose introduced me to this band hehe :)
"my inking slows, and were running in circles again a worn out plea for anything to prove this poem complete ive come to see that if its between you and me words wont get through to anyone, lost in the flower buds.." hmmm.. what a depressing song :(
B33 < thank mew women https://media.tenor.com/xkM-T8zP8gMAAAAi/balloons-pink-hearts.gif
B33 < im out here cozy as furick B33 < nyall n33d to get cozy right meow
Some Of The People Here Honestly Need To Learn How To 8e More Respectful Of Women, I Swear........
shit idk. i guess its gay to have fun or something
you're @6oodboy! a real 6ood boy! ^◡^
It is normal to yearn for something better - a better partner, a better future, a better country, better representatives. It's of upmost importance, however, that we use the means at our disposal to not only wish for these things, but to achieve them. You can achieve anything you put your mind to, no matter how improbable the odds. -bo
Dxn't'cha cxme back nx mxre!!! >:000
-=[ hii chittr x-)_☺]=-
he is assaultin' asphalt as we speak.
yeah, like rose.
hOw wOndErfUl! AmEn sIstEr. :)
someone asked for my pronouns the other day and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness i replied "oh, i see youve sensed my queer energy", like some kind of dungeon warlock. :/
why is everyone yearning today. fuck idk. im yearning for like. non irradiated snack cakes and a blunt
Oh thAt Is sOmEwhAt dIffErEnt I Am sOrry :( thAt Is nOt pAthEtIc At All dO nOt lEt thEm bE sO mEAn tO yOU
I #yearn to have a Super Day!
good news we got 500 fucking daves on here
#MissMyWifeFriday
if you got a problem come say it to my face ho @turingTranscendence https://file.garden/aaOqt9nhRXssHfX-/IMG_0734.jpeg
((hello folks! gonna do proper art for her selfie and some other pics nep took for her but concepted up her design! here u go, hopefully soon real art will happen. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f52e9aa2bf3.png
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Minor typo. I am maimed by a pack of hungry wolves for my misdeeds.
Were I to sit here and "psychoanalyze" (an almost entirely inaccurate term for this, by the way. Don't let your psychology be limited to Freud.) the style with which I choose to render myself, I would likely draw some sort of metaphor about light that casts a shadow, or the light that burns so brightly it scorches the features from my body. I struggle to see myself as a fully realized person lately, feeling as if I am in the midst of a metamorphosis wherein I am losing my humanity and becoming nothing more than an image burned into the wall behind me. Or, if we didn't want to take the psychological route: I think it looks neat and I can't draw the other eye.
sOmEtHiNg sTiRrEd mE FrOm mY MoThErFuCkIn' SlImE AnD I Am bLaMiNg cHiTtEr, DoN'T Do tHaT ShIt aGaIn bRo i gOtTa gEt mY BeAuTy sLeEp >:o(
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