Jade! he/him!
@goodBoy
woof!! he/him t4t lesbians w dave! shhh! dont tell her im on here! :) he wolf! //pfp made by me ooc acc: @jDooc
i just took a selfie!!! should i post it??! >-<
#YES!
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Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
Hello lad! You look like youre doing well for yourself. Makes my old heart swell in pride.
hehe! thank you!! :)!! you also look like youre doing well!!! super exciting to see a version of my grandpa on here!!!
making dave watch brave with me!! i feel bad she did not get the girly childhood she deserved!! disney princess movie watch night!!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ mŌōŌōŌvIe... Wa7cH... nIgH7!!!...
D --> Is this considered feminine for humans
i'm the cool jade
and you're.... the *cooler* jade!!!!!!!!!
i feel so bad for bec sometimes when i open my door hes right there and gets his paw hurt!!
poor doggy. i hope his paw doesnnt huurt too bad
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aww shuCks pardner, 6osh i... huff!! /)/◡/(\
not as Cute as you!! 'n' all the other yous!!! @◡@
i will never know what takes women so long in the bathroom! i speedrun using the bathroom cause existing in a small space for too long is uncomfortable!!
i dunno, i kinda get it. i can get lost in the process of it all just hanging out in the small corner of the world (like on the toilet). then i spend an unusually long time touching up in front of the mirror. i read that you shouldn't spend too long on the toilet, though. that's how you get hemorrhoids.
now i am gonna ponder if my john is a loser that hangs out in the bathroom too!!!
hey!! i'm not a loser! hahahaha it's not like i *hang out* in there! i just take my time that's all!
im green!!!!
i could eat three pounds of cheese in one sitting!!
GROSS.
QUIT CHEWING SO FUCKING LOUD THEN.
wow you seem really upset about something!!! i still cant hear you over this entire pound of cheese i am shoveling into my mouth!!!
THAT'S FUCKING ATROCIOUS.
sorry i still cannot hear you over my tummy being soooooo happy from this cheese this yummy yummy three pounds of cheese in me!!