Jade! he/him!

@goodBoy

woof!! he/him t4t lesbians w dave! shhh! dont tell her im on here! :) he wolf! //pfp made by me ooc acc: @jDooc

Blood: AnonymousAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 2483Kull Score: 273726 followers 28 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

your ears are real?... :(

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↩ @goodBoy[GB]

Yiffany " Yiffy "

@canineRebel[CR]

she sucked. a lot. a whole fuckin lot. really a fuckin lot.

↩ @canineRebel[CR]

aw! im sorry! i know that doesnt help!! and i cant replace the void that she made but im proud of you!!!

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

Yiffany " Yiffy "

@canineRebel[CR]

i- what. what. what. WhAT. >:B

↩ @canineRebel[CR]

what?

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

Yiffany " Yiffy "

@canineRebel[CR]

that word.

↩ @canineRebel[CR]

proud?

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

Yiffany " Yiffy "

@canineRebel[CR]

i mean. the phrase.

↩ @canineRebel[CR]

oh! yeah i understand! thats okay!

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

Yiffany " Yiffy "

@canineRebel[CR]

i. was that a threat.

↩ @canineRebel[CR]

no! why would i make a threat!?

woof!

happy fathers day to grandpa!!!! :DDDD!!!

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i got a badge!!! arf!!!

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thank you junior!!! i forgot to say that!!!

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okay!!! i felt super handsome!! here! #selfie ^o^ https://i.ibb.co/tTnB40TB/Untitled197-20260608162538.png

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Bark! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded

#badgeguy #puppymoded #juniorbadgedyou

↩ @imJunior[IJ]

oh em gee!!!! ty!!! :DDDDDD!!!

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↩ @goodBoy[GB]

\ n >< n / #happtohelp #goodjobdogging

#happtohelp #goodjobdogging

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↩ @imJunior[IJ]

you get a ruff just for you! ruff!!!

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

\ ! >< ! / #treasured #delighted #thebestdoggo

#treasured #delighted #thebestdoggo

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↩ @imJunior[IJ]

i am gonna curl up in your lap! do you have a lap?

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

Hmm... #lapless #bodiless #nolaplife #mindpalace #mindlap #patpatpat

#nolaplife #lapless #mindpalace #mindlap #bodiless #patpatpat

↩ @imJunior[IJ]

thats okay!! you can just imagine me curling up on your imagined lap!!!

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↩ @goodBoy[GB]

\ <3 >< <3 / #awesome #great #fantastic #wonderful #hooray

#fantastic #wonderful #awesome #hooray #great

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↩ @imJunior[IJ]

you are my best friend now!!

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i just took a selfie!!! should i post it??! >-<

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The English Formerly Known As Jake

@girlgothasTerror[GT]

#YES!

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↩ @girlgothasTerror[GT]

just posted!!!

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playfully beating bec up!!!

making dave watch brave with me!! i feel bad she did not get the girly childhood she deserved!! disney princess movie watch night!!

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@abandonedAnimus[AA]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ mŌōŌōŌvIe... Wa7cH... nIgH7!!!...

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↩ @abandonedAnimus[AA]

uh huh!!!

@centaursTesticle[CT]

D --> Is this considered feminine for humans

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@centaursTesticle[CT]

D --> The image did not embed hold on

↩ @centaursTesticle[CT]

depends on the person!!!

woof! #woofposting

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@glamorousGladiator[GG]

XD<[woof bark #woofpost1ng]

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angstrom "MEANIE" harley!

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

awrrruff!!!

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

(⊱♓︎⊰) woof!

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@gardenGuided[GG]

woof!!!

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woof woof!! arf!! arf!! bork!!!

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

woof!!

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for human, grossly underqualified for canine, grossly overqualified!!

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

i don't blend in at petsmart, and that truth remains at the walmart!

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i feel so bad for bec sometimes when i open my door hes right there and gets his paw hurt!!

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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

poor doggy. i hope his paw doesnnt huurt too bad

↩ @tenebrificTermagant[TT]

i give him 1000000 kisses after cause i feel so bad!

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i could eat three pounds of cheese in one sitting!!

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@carcinoMegadrive[CM]

GROSS.

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↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

om nom nom i cant hear you over this delightful cheese!!!!

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↩ @goodBoy[GB]

@carcinoMegadrive[CM]

QUIT CHEWING SO FUCKING LOUD THEN.

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

wow you seem really upset about something!!! i still cant hear you over this entire pound of cheese i am shoveling into my mouth!!!

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

@carcinoMegadrive[CM]

THAT'S FUCKING ATROCIOUS.

↩ @carcinoMegadrive[CM]

sorry i still cannot hear you over my tummy being soooooo happy from this cheese this yummy yummy three pounds of cheese in me!!

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awoooooooo!!! #jadehour!!!

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i will never know what takes women so long in the bathroom! i speedrun using the bathroom cause existing in a small space for too long is uncomfortable!!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i dunno, i kinda get it. i can get lost in the process of it all just hanging out in the small corner of the world (like on the toilet). then i spend an unusually long time touching up in front of the mirror. i read that you shouldn't spend too long on the toilet, though. that's how you get hemorrhoids.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

i did not need to know this about you, john!!!

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

@ectoBiologist[EB]

whoops!

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

now i am gonna ponder if my john is a loser that hangs out in the bathroom too!!!

↩ @goodBoy[GB]

@ectoBiologist[EB]

hey!! i'm not a loser! hahahaha it's not like i *hang out* in there! i just take my time that's all!

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

uhuh!

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another jade hour!!!

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i am gonna make food!! i am super hungry!!

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we have to kill cronus for #jadehour!

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@uprootedGarden[UG]

real!!!!

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i am cuddling with bec for #jadehour!!! he is so done with me tho!!!

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angstrom "MEANIE" harley!

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

!!!!! give him a smooch on his fuzzy head from me!!!!!!!!!!!

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↩ @grimbarkGuardian[GG]

okay!!!

can we get jade hour as a holiday?! can we talk to trollbama about that??!!!

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