Mishka Ionage
@clumsyAnomaly
I do not look like any other troll. Do you know the statistical nightmare to have someone with the exact same blood shade and horns? (https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 Ask questions here! She/her)
Oh no, just realized the Vapor ((Steam)) sale is happening today. My wallet screams already
Wake up, wash slime off, almost fall asleep at desk before breakfast, ough I need a drink
Matesprit monday huh? A nice thought, though ya should probably dedicate more than one week a day to those you hold that closely. Some day I'll actually be able to fill some quadrants out if I don't go sleeping sweeps away at a time
Got my shopping done for a week, now I am free from any outside responsibilities~
I can already see the sun coming up and I know I'm not gonna be sleeping, joy~ /s
>--D=Well=that=may=be=the=case=but=that=doesn't=mean=you=can=abstain=completely=from=rest=right=haha=:?//<
Course not completely, but if I rest I feel I'll wile away another...month like last time and I want to enjoy time off from any contracts while I can
>--D=Perhaps=you=have=a=point=who=am=I=to=deny=a=jade=of=your=caliber=haha=:)//<
>--D=Wow=that=is=an=embarrassing=mistake=for=me=to=make=maybe=I=should=check=my=eye=stalks=haha=:P//<
It happens more often than you'd think. Least you're respectful about making the mistake
>--D=I=have=been=having=issues=in=regards=to=identifying=trolls=and=alien=creatures=as=jade=blooded=haha=:P//<
You clearly have a lot of respect for the jade caste. Or just too much respect in general for...literally everything
>--D=You=can=never=have=too=much=respect=for=anything=until=that=respect=intrudes=on=the=respect=you=should=have=for=things=better=than=it=haha=:)//<
This new biscuit-dash:dominion character is...shes just me. Probably a lot smarter but shes got so much 'me'
For once I feel good tonight, no contracts to do but rent isn't due for awhile so i can just be me and lazy~
Breakfast, 2 energy drinks and a sandwich~ The perfect way to wake up
* i like that breakfast and a sandwich are two different categories of meal here * what constitutes for breakfast for you hm :?
Generally anything light but calorie rich enough to help wake you up. But that may also be the energy drink part of the meal
I'm awake! I'm awake gog blessed be I have a headache...Time to go hit a hot shower before I figure out what I missed from my last 'small nap'
Deadlock at 9am, this will go terribly for my mood today~
1 HOP3 YOU RUN 1NTO M3 C4US3 1 DON'T PL4Y TO W1N 1 4LW4YS PL4Y L4SH 4ND HUNT DON'T ON3 P3RSON SP3C1F1C4LLY 4ND M4K3 1T MY M1SS1ON TO M4K3 TH3M H4V3 TH3 WORST 3XP3R13NC3 KNOWN TO M4N
I should get out more. But my hive is just too comfy to leave
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/MI/snacktime.png Cookie...
How long has it been WHAT THE FUCK how is it MAY already
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-18_114010849.png Sorry for the weird lighting on this but I had to share. Whatever the hell humans put in this? I need this in my tastebuds 24/7 cause it is amazing. Lucky I got a whole case~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0 Yeah thats the mood for today~ #music
Jegus I wake up and theres so much bulge on the timeline. I'm not complaining just holy shit the horny hit quick tonight, usually you all wait till theres only 80 users left~ #nsfw
sorry! couldn't help but share some bulge hehehe :B
Like I said I'm not complaining, one hell of a way to wake up honestly
>--D=The=variety=in=the=shapes=and=sizes=is=intriguing=if=nothing=else=and=it=is=nice=to=know=that=the=empire=won't=be=lacking=in=the=genetic=material=department=at=least=haha=:D=#nsfw//<
While weird to say...yeah you are right on that front. Seems the usual 'only highbloods got big bulges' myth isn't quite true either #nsfw
>--D=I=never=really=had=a=reason=to=doubt=that=considering=my=own=size=have=you=:?=#nsfw//<
I don't know your bulge size, or if I've seen it I've forgotten it in one for my days long recuprecoon sessions #nsfw
>--D=You=haven't=I=just=meant=that=maybe=by=the=way=you=spoke=you=were=under=the=assumption=that=lowbloods=were=on=the=lower=end=of=the=size=spectrum=due=to=your=own=size=which=not=that=it=matters=I=don't=care=about=size=either=way=and=I=think=our=current=culture=vastly=overrates=it=as=a=physical=trait=regardless=haha=:P=#nsfw//<
I don't exactly go about staring at bulges on purpose unless they end up on my dashboard. Just a myth some trolls perpetuate to make themselves feel better. You're so right about the overrating part, theres a lot of better part to a troll than just the bulge. #NSFW
Found another cool deadlock mod https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-10_050854516.png
(( just checked gamebanana it really fucking exists lol. Love the internet for such miracles. ))
@greatestOfalltime sorry, you've not had a remodel yet for it
Thank gog I have nothing to do today or my sleep schedule would be FUCKED
...and of course theres a maid dress draped over my recuprecoon. I swear I'm haunted by the ghost of cleanings past
>--D=Maybe=you=have=a=secret=admirer=who=wants=you=to=try=it=out=haha=:)//<
Then why'd they leave it IN MY HIVE. Why not just like...gift it to me
>--D=They=could=be=really=shy=and=like=star=struck=by=you=I=mean=your=profession=is=so=impressive=after=all=haha=:)//<
If they're starstruck from a hivestuck olive they've got low priorities. If they want to gift me stuff, get me a knife
>--D=Perhaps=you=should=make=a=chit=about=it=if=they=see=the=message=maybe=they=really=would=give=you=a=knife=next=time=around=haha=:)//<
Ohgog I feel so sore...I'm gonna go crawl into my recuprecoon and pray I feel better in the morning