Mishka Ionage
@clumsyAnomaly
I do not look like any other troll. Do you know the statistical nightmare to have someone with the exact same blood shade and horns? (https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 Ask questions here! She/her)
Deadlock at 9am, this will go terribly for my mood today~
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I should get out more. But my hive is just too comfy to leave
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/MI/snacktime.png Cookie...
How long has it been WHAT THE FUCK how is it MAY already
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-18_114010849.png Sorry for the weird lighting on this but I had to share. Whatever the hell humans put in this? I need this in my tastebuds 24/7 cause it is amazing. Lucky I got a whole case~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0 Yeah thats the mood for today~ #music
Jegus I wake up and theres so much bulge on the timeline. I'm not complaining just holy shit the horny hit quick tonight, usually you all wait till theres only 80 users left~ #nsfw
sorry! couldn't help but share some bulge hehehe :B
Like I said I'm not complaining, one hell of a way to wake up honestly
>--D=The=variety=in=the=shapes=and=sizes=is=intriguing=if=nothing=else=and=it=is=nice=to=know=that=the=empire=won't=be=lacking=in=the=genetic=material=department=at=least=haha=:D=#nsfw//<
While weird to say...yeah you are right on that front. Seems the usual 'only highbloods got big bulges' myth isn't quite true either #nsfw
>--D=I=never=really=had=a=reason=to=doubt=that=considering=my=own=size=have=you=:?=#nsfw//<
I don't know your bulge size, or if I've seen it I've forgotten it in one for my days long recuprecoon sessions #nsfw
>--D=You=haven't=I=just=meant=that=maybe=by=the=way=you=spoke=you=were=under=the=assumption=that=lowbloods=were=on=the=lower=end=of=the=size=spectrum=due=to=your=own=size=which=not=that=it=matters=I=don't=care=about=size=either=way=and=I=think=our=current=culture=vastly=overrates=it=as=a=physical=trait=regardless=haha=:P=#nsfw//<
I don't exactly go about staring at bulges on purpose unless they end up on my dashboard. Just a myth some trolls perpetuate to make themselves feel better. You're so right about the overrating part, theres a lot of better part to a troll than just the bulge. #NSFW
Found another cool deadlock mod https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-10_050854516.png
(( just checked gamebanana it really fucking exists lol. Love the internet for such miracles. ))
@greatestOfalltime sorry, you've not had a remodel yet for it
Thank gog I have nothing to do today or my sleep schedule would be FUCKED
...and of course theres a maid dress draped over my recuprecoon. I swear I'm haunted by the ghost of cleanings past
>--D=Maybe=you=have=a=secret=admirer=who=wants=you=to=try=it=out=haha=:)//<
Then why'd they leave it IN MY HIVE. Why not just like...gift it to me
>--D=They=could=be=really=shy=and=like=star=struck=by=you=I=mean=your=profession=is=so=impressive=after=all=haha=:)//<
If they're starstruck from a hivestuck olive they've got low priorities. If they want to gift me stuff, get me a knife
>--D=Perhaps=you=should=make=a=chit=about=it=if=they=see=the=message=maybe=they=really=would=give=you=a=knife=next=time=around=haha=:)//<
Ohgog I feel so sore...I'm gonna go crawl into my recuprecoon and pray I feel better in the morning
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-09_022014214.png Hes so cool... (Modded screenshot, but I love it~)
https://gamebanana.com/mods/659683
i figured it didnt need to be said! the llash ALWAYS wins in the end!
What a night, actually left my hive for a bit to grab some groceries for once rather than ordering them. THe amount of 'hey you look familiar' is astonishing. How many times do I have to explain the statistical nightmare of two trolls being 100% identical
maybe you could wear a crazy outfit so people don't think you two look similar?
I swear if I hear one more 'Hey your horns look familiar' I'm going to show them what a sharp-pronged horn can actually do #violence
For once...I feel decently rested! Now to see if theres any good contracts down and maybe I can actually get something done today!
Time to turn in, if wake up in my mealblock again I'm buying a lock for my respiteblock
Late night chittr crowd...whats your kinks~? Lay em out, the whole thing! #nsfw
>--D=Oh=wow=thats=is=the=embarrassing=I=guess=I=like=petting=but=I=have=no=experience=with=that=kind=of=stuff=so=I=wouldn't=know=://D//<
:33< if mew really really really really really want to know and share :33< mew can dm meow ill share there more willingly than ill share here ;33
i know it's a little generic sorry >_< i have some more intense ones but i get a little flustered sharing stuff.....
I keep forgetting the gummies on my desk are vitamin gummies and I just keep munching on them. I think I have enough energy to punch gog
>--D=Vitamin=gummies=give=you=energy=I=thought=they=were=for=vitamins=:?//<
>--D=Oh=I=usually=buy=them=in=bulk=for=cheap=so=maybe=thats=why=mine=test=so=bad=do=you=have=the=brand=of=yours=if=you=could=share=it=with=me=please=:O//<
Finally got a day to myself, time to hivesprint in some snacks and see whats on the...ohmygog why do so many people want rustbloods DEAD today what the hell. Theres like 10+ hits on them alone what happened yesterday!? #death #violence
Time to wind down again, sharpen my knives, check for contracts... and hopefully not wake up outside my recuprecoon again. I swear If I'm sleep walking around my hive I'm going to have to start locking my respiteblock's door
(Gah shit. Seems the art thing on my strawpage website doesn't work. Or the 'review' process it does takes forever cause none of my test runs went though)
(Maybe its just bunked overall I can't really tell cause the ask messages go through but the art test runs never arrive. Weird)