♠ hated by @clumsyAnomaly
i got turn3d around
got r3al fuck3d up at 3ridanw33k and got lo2t
what dud3 i want3d to tak3 a nap my bad bro
[FLARPing] [the premiere hobby on Alternia]
This sounds quite fun. Lets hear it! Anyone with a domineering personality is up my alley
GIVE ME MY BADGE POSTHASTE BEFORE I RAIN UNHOLY HELLFIRE YOUR HIVE LIKE TROLLBAMA SEEING A LOWBLOOD SLUM. FOLLOW FOR MORE ORIGINAL JOKES. #FUCKINGENDME
https://files.catbox.moe/hhocp3.png This is me as well, happy to make your acquaintance my new friends~ Your name is Cookin Clenup and you are 12 sweeps old. You are Aerros' best up and coming MAID currently working under an indigo blood keeping their hive in tip top shape. This job has been going a lot better than the last few, previous jobs have had a rather...SUDDEN ENDING with your previous employers turning up DEAD come morning . You've been INVESTIGATED too many times to count. But your reputation is as squeaky clean as the floors you wash! Your interests include well...COOKING and CLEANING! You've got an ARSENAL OF TOOLS on hand for most situations. You always take great interest in learning EVERYTHING you can about your current employer, sometimes to an OBSESSIVE DEGREE. Their height, sleep schedule, diet, favorite places to be, it interests you but you DON'T KNOW WHY. You've always been confused as a OLIVEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you are 100% a JADEBLOOD. With how your blood borders right between the two, it almost feels like you're living TWO LIVES at once! One things you know for certain, you DO NOT belong in any jade cloister. You're always looking for new work, after all what is a maid without someone to work under! You've tried more physical intensive jobs, but your DELICATE FRAME just isn't meant for hard work, unless you count scrubbing floors. Your trolltag is cleanAnomoly and you write in a way that _____. Another work day over, guess the Jobs done! (A little edit to add in the full story for folks~)
Before I retire, posted herein for convenience’s sake are blanket fees encompassing but not limited to any number of actions that, if applicable, will be appended to relevant accounts shortly. Negotiations are tolerated with the spirit in which they are presented. Goodlight, all. *____ + 500 Insufferable post charge (+ 10 per every additional letterjumble after 100 letterjumbles) + 250 Security deposit to be returned when deemed appropriate + 10 Signature line ink replacement fee per every fifth line offered + 25 Currency exchange surcharge + Relevant parties (you) will be charged 0.08th of a caeger per letterjumble (standard entry-level publication rate) per post/reply/et cetera of contract executor (me) + 100 General unseemly or boorish behavior (+ 150 if behavior is both unseemly and boorish) + 50 Twee dimwit fee (you’ll know)