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Anyone down to throw down? I can't think of anything fun to build, i'm just in the mood to kick some ass.

Been on a brief hiatus to hone my skills. I can make enormous bodies of moose piss now - Lakes, waterfalls, fjords and whatnot. I can even do moose blood now. Put a moat of moose blood around some hoity-toity "Highblood" part of city.

Hey @apatheticHolidays go turn on a faucet. A friend of yours has helped me set up a suprise. #deerpiss #itsdeerpiss #ihaveturnedallthewaterwithinfivemilesofyourhomeintodeerpiss

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You wouldn't happen to suffer from a condition that impairs your senses of taste and smell, would you?

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Uhhh don't th!nk so! !t looks and taste l!ke normal water!

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dude did you fuck up the prank

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Hmm?

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@karmaDagger[KD]

im the one who tried to get this guy to turn the water at your hive to deer piss as a prank. but if he fucked it up then theres no point

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@karmaDagger[KD]

What!!! Why would you do such a mean th!ng??

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@karmaDagger[KD]

seem's funny and thematically appropriate. beside's, its not like itd be forever

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@karmaDagger[KD]

Well okay...! guess !t would be a l!ttle funny fahahahaha but st!ll!!!

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Give me a break, i'm *rusty*. I probably just missed is all. Most likely outcome is someone else got all their water deerpissed.

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man. next time if i want someones hive or house or whatever deerpissed ill just ask the scientist i know.

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So many people here are all bark, and no bite. I'm down for a good fight, but if you want to genuinely step up to me, i'll remind you that this planet happens to be a good canvas, and that's the only thing stopping me from erasing it.

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You post some entertaining things. Maybe I'll initiate combat against you sometime.

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ok edgelord

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Maybe i am getting a little too edgy. I should lighten up and do something fun again. I'm gonna turn the nearest water source to moose piss.

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hahaha what

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@karmaDagger[KD]

Water sources, you know them? I figure since this planet's got a civilisation, they probably have some kind of pipe system so people can drink. I'm gonna turn it all to moose piss. That one's always funny.

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can you make it deer piss instead, make a post about it pinging apatheticHolidays, and say its a gift? dont mention me at all i just think itd be an immensely funny prank she seem's to be some kind of deer troll

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It'll take me a minute to find her house, but sure. Normally i hate taking orders, but you're prank-minded.

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heheheheheheheheheh

It's more of a request, isn't it?

How many more of these giant statues in my likeness do i need to put down before these weirdos notice my talent?

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Twenty-two.

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Seems specific, but i'll trust the math.

I've never seen a bigger gaggle of fun-hating sissies than the ones on this site. Can't we all just get along?

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I agree with the getting along sentiment!

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Awfully rude. Guess we can't get along!

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no, you've already decided we can't.

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@glaringThiefterror[GT]

[ llik s'tel h4N ]

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Are you *still* on me? Yeesh, kid. Ever thought about getting a hobby?

Also a good idea.

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The other day I was locking someone in a chest to throw into gotham harbour and they said I was doing it because they were gay. How boring. Why would I do something like that??? what would possibly be funny about throwing a gay person into Gotham Harbour after locking them in a chest?? I let them go because it really just put a bad taste in my mouth, I ended up grabbing the next weary person I saw and did it because I still WANTED to throw someone in. But not because they're gay, because its hilarious to watch the bubbles stop floating to the top! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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hello jonkler. one treasure chest please. chrrrk chk chk.

Its not funny if you WANT to be locked in a chest HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

no. i want the chest. containing the individual. chk chk.

Oh! Well, I suggest renting some scuba gear and getting up to date on all your vaccines, as its currently at the bottom of Gotham harbor HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Found myself on this weird planet. Don't know where abouts in the galaxy this is, but these people's houses fucking suck. Just raised one a few hundred feet in the air, hope whoever lives there has fun getting down!

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maybe you should start a petition to coax society to make better houses?

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Naw, i think it'd be easier to just scatter a few buildings of my own design here & there. Lead by example and whatnot.

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