Mike Delgado

[ Attached is a PNG selfie of a man in a leather jacket and motorcycle helmet wielding a three-foot chainsaw overhead multiple terrified imp-like creatures in a sea of colourful gems and cubes. ]

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

I've never had so much fun in my life. And to think I could probably get paid even more for this? Starting to see why she thinks so highly of me. I damn well might be.

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

Unbefuckinglievable.

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

Paint all over my hands that I can't rinse off. Whoever called this "art THERAPY" had a real sick sense of humour.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

Tried taking up art therapy. I didn't like how it looked and that stopped me from enjoying the process so I punched the canvas. This sucks.

Kult: +20

Kull: +12

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.67

1 month ago

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Prideful

This user participated in the time-honored tradition of existing during Pride Month.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

thats how i felt about it at first too. the trick is to keep doing it anyway out of spite for the canvas.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @karmaDagger[KD]

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

I'll take that on board.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

Why today of all the days? Pisses me the fuck off, I was looking forward to a good evening.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Thomas Rochaa

1 month ago

OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!

This user is literally a Horrorterror.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@determinedSubversion[DS]

If the crystal is gone, then it's not your problem anymore. Go have that good evening.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @determinedSubversion[DS]

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

I think it disappearing actually made this much, much more of my problem.

Mike Delgado

1 month ago

@deviantDiscord[DD]

The human race and the byproducts of their selfishness have been a disaster for the planet at large. I don't blame all of man for this, but I blame man for all of this.