Mike Delgado
@deviantDiscord
I cannot bear this any longer.
You should fight me
I Lie About My Height Wipely And You All Believe Me Implicitly. I Love Spreading Personal Misinformation Online. #positive
Armpit.
I just think the entire body is something to marvel at. Why stop at one part?
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ah, fuck. I can't not just give everyone who wants a decimation spear barrage one for themselves. decimation spear barrage opt-in edition.
for sale: ONE (1) Decimation Spear Barrage, never used
sure. make me an offer.
It's pretty quiet out here. That's a shame, I'd love to be loud tonight. #suggestive
print("yeah saus but i cant turn my amp up or the neighbors get mad")
So many people here are all bark, and no bite. I'm down for a good fight, but if you want to genuinely step up to me, i'll remind you that this planet happens to be a good canvas, and that's the only thing stopping me from erasing it.
ok edgelord
Maybe i am getting a little too edgy. I should lighten up and do something fun again. I'm gonna turn the nearest water source to moose piss.
hahaha what
Water sources, you know them? I figure since this planet's got a civilisation, they probably have some kind of pipe system so people can drink. I'm gonna turn it all to moose piss. That one's always funny.
can you make it deer piss instead, make a post about it pinging apatheticHolidays, and say its a gift? dont mention me at all i just think itd be an immensely funny prank she seem's to be some kind of deer troll
It'll take me a minute to find her house, but sure. Normally i hate taking orders, but you're prank-minded.
table top rpgs. vwhy dont you guys table topping some bitches.
grreAtt |deAA :)
How many more of these giant statues in my likeness do i need to put down before these weirdos notice my talent?
I slew a Xragon once. \ It was not in a Xungeon. \
Well, Come Back When You've Slain A Dragon Within A Dungeon.
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I'm a big fan of head, not gonna lie. Got a ton of them above my fireplace, and a few on pikes in my yard.
Would nsfwposting take away from my more general posts about love? I primarily want to spread a good message about the pursuit of togetherness and compassion, but I also have other things to say for a likely narrower audience.
My girlfriend is helping clean up for #roseshouseparty it should look nice for once. If you all make a mess I do not mind, genuinely it was a wreck before I started cleaning. Just don't burn the place down please.
Tried taking up art therapy. I didn't like how it looked and that stopped me from enjoying the process so I punched the canvas. This sucks.
thats how i felt about it at first too. the trick is to keep doing it anyway out of spite for the canvas.
My favorite thing about chittr is the fact that people who are supposed to be moving in shadows and pulling their silly strings from on high... Will straight up make a pots like "I am considering doing evil tonight :) At this exact location. Mwehehehehe." Like, alright man, then when Phunty and the crew comes and knocks your teeth in it's ???? We're shocked? Funniest shit ever. My favorite.
Hey Mike splinter orange, what's up? (yes they are stupid)
Didn't I call you Mike?
No, I just wanted to acknowledge that you orange.