So many people here are all bark, and no bite. I'm down for a good fight, but if you want to genuinely step up to me, i'll remind you that this planet happens to be a good canvas, and that's the only thing stopping me from erasing it.
You post some entertaining things. Maybe I'll initiate combat against you sometime.

ok edgelord
Maybe i am getting a little too edgy. I should lighten up and do something fun again. I'm gonna turn the nearest water source to moose piss.

hahaha what
Water sources, you know them? I figure since this planet's got a civilisation, they probably have some kind of pipe system so people can drink. I'm gonna turn it all to moose piss. That one's always funny.

can you make it deer piss instead, make a post about it pinging apatheticHolidays, and say its a gift? dont mention me at all i just think itd be an immensely funny prank she seem's to be some kind of deer troll
It'll take me a minute to find her house, but sure. Normally i hate taking orders, but you're prank-minded.

heheheheheheheheheh
