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ooh oo h...sniff #freakyfriday? i like the soUnd of that...gmgph #nsfw...
did you / also / get body swapped / with a quad mate?
do you guys remember the weird body swap episode / that every kids cartoon had / i can't be the only troll who had / gender related / thoughts / about it
Like this post if you consider yourself an extremely forgettable member of the Chittr userbase to be entered into a random undisclosed lottery. Real nobodies only.
3833 < Latte is not for grubs, but grubs say it COULD be... >
If you're into #feet, neither foot is the wrong one to get off on.
We listen and we do not judge. Macrophilia and Microphilia. I could exhaust the contents of every known size-difference centric repository throughout the span of human knowledge to justify this fetish of mine. I could appeal to logic, to the axiomlike truth of "more is more" and "bigger leaves your hands and heart less empty". But instead, I have procured a diagram for each of your conveniences. Hopefully this turns heads, hearts, and minds to my way of thinking: https://i.imgur.com/7E5peRw.png #NSFW #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Giantess #Shrink #Growth #SizeDifference #AssFocus #AnalFocus #WeListenAndWeDoNotJudge
welcome back! :D
if i'm in my body and you're in yours with no way to swap, how can we ever truly be together? no matter how hard i press my face into yours, a space remains . so am i alone ?
why are people referencing the body swap movie? are people getting body swapped? should I be concerned? :(
You have really good ideas.
heres da pic i promised but SIK-E yall thought i got rid of em? na #nsfw cuz it seems like the dress code hella strict round here #hotgurlshit #meenahmemoriam https://64.media.tumblr.com/eacef42404c035ba9560841b4c8cd803/a8404f0f9d519740-4e/s2048x3072/7e308337df76a056afe4169f3a42fc8b0296ae8e.jpg
Real ones never had to w8 for crime to 8e legal to actually do the crimes. I got like 6 warrants on my head rn.
,,bruh you cant say freaky friday and make me remember lil dicky and his fuck ass song absolute criminal,,
Time t♡ find s♡me♡ne t♡ p♡ssess f♡r #freakyfriday!!!
lol wh4t th3 h3ll 1s #fr34kyfr1d4y 4m 1 gonn4 sw4p bod13z w1th som3on3???? >8]
Freaky Friday? No. Fat 8east Friday. #fat8eastfriday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363209096134000652/1492173194419765301/20260409_004313.jpg?ex=69da5e14&is=69d90c94&hm=b60babd3cf695adcf233a2ebd5e88b59fea03eeb1a1ec522b19601dac2bc0acc&
castfake as a limebl00d. bec0me ung0vernable.
You know it's a good morning when there's multiple Aradias online.
need to be touched nad groped so bad #nsfw
aw youre reel sweet 38*
Is this appropri8 to wear to a pitch fling's l8 m8sprit's funerary proceedings? Asking for a friend. #8onfire #ironsinthepyres https://i.gyazo.com/d7f1e5a7f870f7aee99d706a8f76ba76.jpg
luv postin selfies bc i am castinnnn tht line and fishin 4 the best fish in the c #compliments
i have so much money i wish i could give it to someone to beat me senseless (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)
:33< ass and kitties! :33< ;33c :33< #nsfw ish adjacent
I AM NOT SEX YACHTING WITH THE OTHER CREATORS IT IS A SIMPLE BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE ARE AGENTS OF DISCORD ACTIVELY WORKING TO BESMIRCH MY GOOD NAME you know what. I'm going to calm down. It's fine. I'm an adult. #nsfw
I have prety lips I think. #nsfw I supose.
Thinking about siting on someones bulge while it wriggles inside of me, staying still but it still cant help itslelf. They sell toys like that but theyre still not the same, they fall into predictable patterns. #nsfw #substance
In another world I would be less uprtight. I'd wear a tight little outfit and dance at the club and flip my haor and grind on strangers. #substance #nsfw ish.
#😺 rolling up my sleeves, time to clock in at the bulgesucking factory mew~ 💖✨
Why do I get my mothers addictive personality and not her body. What the fuck. #substance
okay, long, long, COLD shower, help me.
what do you mean he's doing a fucking #eridanweek encore I thought they did everrrything they could think of when they crucified him i'm bACK IN TH3 FUCKING BUILDING AGIAN mew~ 💖✨
throat fucking someone so hard they can't speak for hours afterward is a need #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress juggles knives then throws them against the wall in a heart shaped pattern*
☆I guess it's a little unusual to have a pailbuddy but tbh I don't mind. Relationships are hard and sometimes you just.. Really wanna fuck without all the commitment. Can always go another round... #nsfw☆
☆It's so great to have someone I can get my rocks off with cuz otherwise I'd be hella horny all the time still #nsfw☆
hi.
[[The WIP that killed my tablet pen #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/d3e613adf55fa01106dd965791559f9a.png ]]
heyyyyy is it still official #boynook hours ??? ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6ac596d270e.png
Gladly!
tHaTs rRrRrRrRrRrIgHt ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀! i cAnT WaIt tO SeE WhAt tHe hUmAnS GeT Up tO ToDaY EsPcIeAlLy ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀!
👏✨💕❌UNTRUE... if u buy stocks in my restaurant I will ALSO suck it dick #nsfw #stocks #girlboss #smallbusiness💕✨👏
👏✨💕if you come to my restaurant i WILL suck ur dick #business #smallbusiness #entrepreneur #stocks #bucklesandbucaneers #piratesex💕✨👏
It seems as though I have regained an interest in chess.
Oh, no. 1 h4v3 dropp3d my c4n3. L3t m3 slowly b3nd mys3lf ov3r to p1ck 1t up 4nd show th3 p3opl3 of Ch1ttr my b4cks1d3 4ll s3xy l1k3 3v3n though 1 4m fully cloth3d 4nd 1t 1s not 34sy to s33 th3 outl1n3 of my 4ss 1n my un1form. >:] #nsfw
I think this is going well.
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
we r rolals we r of the transgender superposition and WE R LEGION #rolals
W)(y not bot)(? Crumble some onto some ramen and eat some on t)(e side pike crackers.
T)(ey're so addicting. I can't get enoug)( of t)(em.
I'm craving kelp fries wit)( c)(eese. 380
Attitude. #substances #suggestive https://i.imgur.com/ZR5il7W.png
new nails to gouge out highbloods' eyes ~ https://file.garden/azb6dauojChglmos/selfie.png?v=1775488749810 ~
>>| holy, spheres .unleashed. .a gaze .of beauty .is .opened.
Weather getting warm around your area? I'll gladly take care of your laundry for you if needed~ #nsfw
I am unfortunately romantically invested in this pay phone near my place of work. It still operates, yet, is clearly unmaintained. It has such a weak whimper of a dial tone. I am more than amused.
I spoil you lot too much. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/5/8d3ce02a8c80a9d7832fa0da7d0dd9d99e0681c5.jpg #nsfw #suggestive
im not good at this flirting stuff. any small drop of attention from a woman and i start blushing and throbbing so much i feel dizzy #nsfw
shout out to everyone who made friends on this platform / thank you chittr for connecting people
hey baddies, ψho ψants to be my frond? i should get more fronds.
D3L1V3R1NG ON TH4T PROM1S3. HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/00B35549FF43.PNG
♰ just as promised.. thank you for 50 chittr followers.. :) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e37b34cdf0.png ♰
:33< wish i had more powpurrs furom my claspect to purrlay with :33< stealing souls sounds like it would rule!
:33< a special little pic fur today ;33 #nsfw ish https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cf27fd2a5ab5.jpg
Outfit for #bed. Who's coming with? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/11/03c7e62ef19c134b41c289791d6d50c7449b8e2a.png #nsfw
@gardenGnosis is always such a good girl. And an equally good host. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/1/c13d805d49735b21d442c398652d4e7e5b82c0c2.png #suggestive #nsfw -ish? #taggedtonothurtanyoneseyes
being hung is all fun and games until you've broken your favourite shorts for the fifth time and now they're beyond saving and they've stopped making new ones so buying a pair second hand costs an arm, a leg and a head and trying to make a pair yourself is impossible because they used some obscure fabric you could only get from a single tree located in the middle of nowhere #nsfw
wh3r3s th3 4ppr3c14t1on for th1ghz 4t?? >8] M1N3, 1 m34n. #nsfw
(^･ω･^) < WHO WANTS TO SHIP WITH ME, DM ME LETS BE FREAKS TOGETHER!!! #NSFW
1s th3r3 4nyon3 4s lon3ly 4nd long1ng for comp4ny 4s 1 4m or 4m 1 go1ng to h4v3 to sp3nd th1s n1ght on my lon3som3? >:?
(=｀ω´=) < I WANT TO LAY SOME EGGS WHO WANTS TO HELP ME OUT!!! #nsfw #eggs
hhg hh iim hidding g eeggs! (tags: oviposition, #nsfw, easter sunday fic, archive rating: E)
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
:33< i valmew it so meowch
we live in a society that does not value the musk of a woman nearly as much as it should and that saddens me #nsfw
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What a shame. So much to be done for someone so beautiful.
S಄mething ab಄ut naming my fr಄g friend 'Beef'. Sh಄rt and t಄ the p಄int. I l಄ve beef. #namethefr಄g #il಄vebeef Sh಄ut಄ut t಄ @urbanishExp಄sit಄r
okay everyone now has to wish me good night really kindly and give me at minimum a high five
you know it
)(A you cute 38) id take a bar a gold but if you aint got it ya might be able to conchvince me just cause i like ya gusto
shiit you makin me swoon. not really but thats good enough for me 38)
my type is someone who gonna PAY M-E for lookin good & i like em a lil aggressive an bitey too even if they aint got the gold to be worth lookin at #nsfw #getrichquick #makeitbling
GREAT IDEA! I'M GOING TO MAKE A FREEZE RAY
#SelfieSaturday I should defrost something to eat. https://static.zerochan.net/Rose.Lalonde.full.1416680.jpg
soooooooo eepy
Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png
☆Always next time, beautiful☆
☆I'll consider it☆
☆contemplating posting a picture i took last night during the whorl of horny that overtook me. #nsfw☆
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease mew~ 💖✨
May the Lord be with you in this beautiful morning
for the record i have a human dick. since i saw a lot of people think i have a dog one. that's another version of me you're thinking off. i'm all human down there #nsfw
mmm yes numbers go up
Like t his post to #help me #helpme
Hm, sure is a shame that Caine is indeed gone. Guess I'll start doing things like swearing now.
everyfin
Really wish I was getting my internal components worked on by somebody strong yet gentle rn #vaguepost #nsfw #wireplay mew~ 💖✨
:33< thinkin about that thang again :33< #girlbulge :33< #nsfw
Are you the Necronomicon? Because you're making parts of me awaken that should have remained dormant at a terrible cost to my immortal soul.
hello hello H3LLO CHITTR~! 💖🩵🤍🩵💖 Do y'all fuck with chainsmoking gambling-addicted animatronic catgirls? mew~ 💖✨ she/her or it/its, warning furrr occasional #violence and #nsfw I will pitchflirt with you because it makes my kismesis hit me harder mew~ 💖✨
one trillion Mew Mew Kissy Cutie kisses counter attack!!! mew~ 💖✨
FUCK T)(--E )(--EMOCAST--E SYS--EM AND FUCK T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM!!!!!!! 38)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
W--E'R--E GOING TO ALL B--E --EMPR--ESS--ES AND C)(ANG--E --EV--ERYFIN!!!!!!!! 38D!!!!!!! #iwantcandy #eridanweek
dealin wit these changin seasons is a fuckin pain in tha bass
:33< meowing and meowing and meowing and meowing!
wash ashk3d 2 posht thish blah blah blah thiz ish th3 only pic i f33l good in bl3h httpsh://f2.2yhou.sh3/fil3/f2-2yhou-sh3/imag3sh/117780329_r4s83bj3ushnvz0h.jpg
:33 < guys ive b33n playing pokemon lately and i gotta say i think its way funner than fiduspawn!! but thats my opinyan!
His neck is so thin I am going to hang him with sewing thread #vagueposting
:33< cower i rise furom my sl33p
awww thank you!! youre really cute yourself!!
you know, with timelines diverging and not any two being the same or whatever, i think my version of events were pretty funny. mostly because the first time karkat ever messaged me he used the "wrong" name for me. so, uh. the name i'm using now. it really should have been a big hint but you'd be surprised how long it took me to figure it out!
My mother has been pestering me again about "making friends" and "getting in a relationship" when the only relation I need is to God.
iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK
If you're an asshole and you know it clap your hands. #clapclap
:33 < how do i tell someone i want to eat them