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okay everyone now has to wish me good night really kindly and give me at minimum a high five

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If I threaten you, I'm flirting. Pop a titty, 8itch. #nsfw

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you know it

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)(A you cute 38) id take a bar a gold but if you aint got it ya might be able to conchvince me just cause i like ya gusto

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shiit you makin me swoon. not really but thats good enough for me 38)

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my type is someone who gonna PAY M-E for lookin good & i like em a lil aggressive an bitey too even if they aint got the gold to be worth lookin at #nsfw #getrichquick #makeitbling

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would you still love me if i was just mindless prey? #nsfw #prey

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GREAT IDEA! I'M GOING TO MAKE A FREEZE RAY

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#SelfieSaturday I should defrost something to eat. https://static.zerochan.net/Rose.Lalonde.full.1416680.jpg

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soooooooo eepy

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Time for a face reveal I guess. #catarchy #selfie https://files.catbox.moe/kam2h0.png

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☆Always next time, beautiful☆

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☆I'll consider it☆

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☆contemplating posting a picture i took last night during the whorl of horny that overtook me. #nsfw☆

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pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease mew~ 💖✨

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:33< true and real!

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:33 < gock.... :33 < *drool*

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May the Lord be with you in this beautiful morning

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for the record i have a human dick. since i saw a lot of people think i have a dog one. that's another version of me you're thinking off. i'm all human down there #nsfw

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mmm yes numbers go up

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

Like t his post to #help me #helpme

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Hm, sure is a shame that Caine is indeed gone. Guess I'll start doing things like swearing now.

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everyfin

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Really wish I was getting my internal components worked on by somebody strong yet gentle rn #vaguepost #nsfw #wireplay mew~ 💖✨

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:33< thinkin about that thang again :33< #girlbulge :33< #nsfw

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Are you the Necronomicon? Because you're making parts of me awaken that should have remained dormant at a terrible cost to my immortal soul.

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hello hello H3LLO CHITTR~! 💖🩵🤍🩵💖 Do y'all fuck with chainsmoking gambling-addicted animatronic catgirls? mew~ 💖✨ she/her or it/its, warning furrr occasional #violence and #nsfw I will pitchflirt with you because it makes my kismesis hit me harder mew~ 💖✨

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one trillion Mew Mew Kissy Cutie kisses counter attack!!! mew~ 💖✨

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@coralConviviality[CC]

FUCK T)(--E )(--EMOCAST--E SYS--EM AND FUCK T)(--E CULLING SYST--EM!!!!!!! 38)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy

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@coralConviviality[CC]

W--E'R--E GOING TO ALL B--E --EMPR--ESS--ES AND C)(ANG--E --EV--ERYFIN!!!!!!!! 38D!!!!!!! #iwantcandy #eridanweek

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@imperiousCondescension[IC]

dealin wit these changin seasons is a fuckin pain in tha bass

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#nsfwe #nsfw #violence #gore what if we pailed and you killed me after? turn me back into a ghost

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well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg

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:33< meowing and meowing and meowing and meowing!

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wash ashk3d 2 posht thish blah blah blah thiz ish th3 only pic i f33l good in bl3h httpsh://f2.2yhou.sh3/fil3/f2-2yhou-sh3/imag3sh/117780329_r4s83bj3ushnvz0h.jpg

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:33 < guys ive b33n playing pokemon lately and i gotta say i think its way funner than fiduspawn!! but thats my opinyan!

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His neck is so thin I am going to hang him with sewing thread #vagueposting

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:33< cower i rise furom my sl33p

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awww thank you!! youre really cute yourself!!

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you know, with timelines diverging and not any two being the same or whatever, i think my version of events were pretty funny. mostly because the first time karkat ever messaged me he used the "wrong" name for me. so, uh. the name i'm using now. it really should have been a big hint but you'd be surprised how long it took me to figure it out!

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My mother has been pestering me again about "making friends" and "getting in a relationship" when the only relation I need is to God.

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B;33 < sorry @aventurineCopycat but the fairy wings were on the way of the goods #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57f1ebd9c199.png

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@adiosToreador[AT]

iT'S JUST NOT, tHE SAME, wITHOUT jULIOH,,, #eRIDANwEEK

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If you're an asshole and you know it clap your hands. #clapclap

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:33 < how do i tell someone i want to eat them

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