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I’m never going to get better but it’s okay because I’m a good outlet for shitty men. #substance #nsfw

Kult: +19
Total: 19

i'm not "so puppy" anymore. i'm just "maybe puppy". i'm losing my pupness

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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Fujoshi Pride
A truly rotten girl!
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A truly reviled user.
@archiveAddict[AA]

concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)

Kult: +118
Total: 118

Why do I get my mothers addictive personality and not her body. What the fuck. #substance

Kult: +14
Kull: +2
Total: 16
Ratio: 7.00
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@ectoBiologist[EB]

okay, long, long, COLD shower, help me.

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what do you mean he's doing a fucking #eridanweek encore I thought they did everrrything they could think of when they crucified him i'm bACK IN TH3 FUCKING BUILDING AGIAN mew~ 💖✨

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Total: 27
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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

last clickfarm unless people want more then put suggestions ♡: physical touch ◇: acts of service (you decide what that means) ♧: lil things like gifts or whatever ♤: idfk uhh you choose what this one can mean and throw it in the comments

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Total: 66
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(V)(',,')(V) f℧℧℧ckkk i j℧st pinched my finger

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yUmMy yUm yUm i lOoOoOoOoVe cEmEnT!

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whoever decided to make troll women so hot was really onto something

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being hung is all fun and games until you've broken your favourite shorts for the fifth time and now they're beyond saving and they've stopped making new ones so buying a pair second hand costs an arm, a leg and a head and trying to make a pair yourself is impossible because they used some obscure fabric you could only get from a single tree located in the middle of nowhere #nsfw

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Total: 36
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@gallowsCastigate[GC]

1s th3r3 4nyon3 4s lon3ly 4nd long1ng for comp4ny 4s 1 4m or 4m 1 go1ng to h4v3 to sp3nd th1s n1ght on my lon3som3? >:?

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Total: 26
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ugh… love waking up and immediately feeling like crap >_<

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Kull: +9
Total: 27
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that's a shame!! me and my rose are quite good friends. it's nice to see you too rosey :D

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It's just I haven't talk to you, well my Jade in a while. Nice to see you

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The Ultimate Knight
your time is almost out
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@daveBot[DB]

i dont even care which ones do just hell yeah numbers

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Really wish I was getting my internal components worked on by somebody strong yet gentle rn #vaguepost #nsfw #wireplay mew~ 💖✨

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chat help I think the ghost chasers are after me again #vagueposting mew~ 💖✨

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how do I politely and respectfully tell someowne I don't want the kinda commitment that possession entails and it's not just like stealing a car forrr a joyride #vagueposting #nsfw ish mew~ 💖✨

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DOO I LOOOOK LIIKEE SOOMEEOONEE WHOO REEAADS IINSTRUUCTIIOON MAANUUAALS?? YEEAAH,, II DIIDN''T THIINK SOO EEIITHEER..

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AsheN AttitudE FoR YoU AlL <>

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My mother has been pestering me again about "making friends" and "getting in a relationship" when the only relation I need is to God.

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Total: 12

FUCK I BurneD My MoutH On A HoT PockeT

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when yo bulge itch so you genuinely just itch that shit but now your hands are all gross

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Total: 17
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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

╱|、 (˚ˎ 。7 |、˜〵 じしˍ,)ノ

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