being hung is all fun and games until you've broken your favourite shorts for the fifth time and now they're beyond saving and they've stopped making new ones so buying a pair second hand costs an arm, a leg and a head and trying to make a pair yourself is impossible because they used some obscure fabric you could only get from a single tree located in the middle of nowhere #nsfw
not funny!!! those were my favourite pair!! i looked great in them >:/
maybe you should try skipping pants in the future? and also your panties. and also specifically when you're around me?
swEEtiE, it sEEms likE you'd bE thE onE bEttEr off skipping bottoms whEn i'm involvEd.
nuh uh!!! my outfits look way too good to skip!
thEn maybE invEst in onE of thosE bra/pantiEs of holding, so you don't ruin thEm!
but that'd ruin my pretty bulge :(