|| ► mycelium connection 3.0: command, control... or something sinister? || ◄ #alta-mayka-munk-kemteks #mycelium-connection #beforian-domain-expansion #mushroom-network #progress-is-progress an article on the most recent upgrades to the much-anticipated mychorrhizal network — a fungal system of lossless near-instantaneous information transfer cultivated and popularized via the administration of beforian domain expansion — by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about the necessary infiltration of beforian lingo in your pulakʰli-kʰapa-pulakʰli? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. wik-wawa ixt chaku — it goes without saying — that the finest form of communication is the kind that works, and to that end, beforian excellence is maintained by the purest interpretation of such fact. as many may already know, the mychorrhizal network has received a massively-muttered update to infrastructure! a seamless transition from disconnected trolls to hyperconnected hivestems. to the uneducated troll? simply entering any structure on beforus is enough to establish a frequency connection on one's devices, a sort of privilege that comes with nearly no latency. this is only improved upon when connecting directly to a port or simply laying your device upon a structural surface in proximity to the walls or floors. i will let you into the ipsət: mycelium relay! beforian technology is alive, it is grown, a simple fact of trollian society. our husktops and roachframes are biologically curated over thousands of generations for longevity and information storage and repeated use. many devices have been bred to feed on pure energy and transmit data... but how? where does the energy come from? how is it all transmitted? once again, this journalist will tell you the ipsət: mycelium relay! for trideca-sweeps, all power pi all information pi all surveillance has been conducted through the fungal optics. yet, until mere seasons ago, there were reaches of beforus itself that were not linked up. how was this done with such speed and rapidity, mayka wawa?! in simplest terms, the network has grown to meet the needs of its domain. literally, not figuratively. through careful seeding and orchestrated growth, even the most remote hive of beforus can enjoy the benefits of frequency access and limitless power for the low cost of the watchful gazebulbs of our emporess. how lucky! here begins an unprecedented amount of communication. merely lay your husktop upon a table, then watch it hum with delight as it charges. enter any block of your hive, and experience immediate spore-to-transmit gains. there have, of course, been outcries. complaints made in service of petty things like privacy, self-management, and generally unsociable beliefs. in my humble opinion: these are the words of the improperly-culled expressing disdain for an overt example of proper minding. the emporess, as we know, culls each of her subjects without disdain or favoritism. to be directly connected to her domain is, without a doubt, the closest some will ever come to making her acquaintance. which is to say nothing of her direct hand in breeding the most recent update to the mychorrhizal dissemination! gracious indeed. what does this mean for the skukum-troll? nothing of note, really. the mycelium connection situation is historically rolled out to your hives expeditiously, before trickling down to those in less fortunate castes. we can call this a form of econubics. for the tənəs-troll? you are able to connect anywhere, at any time, to facilitate immediate connection with your dear or despise. some whispers have even been made about priorly-established mushroom hubs extending connectivity to streetlights or public migration vehicles. it really is as simple as letting your device lean against a mycelium-afflicted plane until full. at this time, no allergic reactions or sensitivities have been reported. and they would be! the watchful eye of the emporess 'does incorporate all delegates now, barring the deliberately remote or the hiveless population. electrocution is also at an all-time low, which means the network is successfully maintaining levels no matter the power-draw. outages have been known to troll through high-use hivestems — attributable to the mycelium consuming power as it finalizes infiltration of uninfected walls. <perhaps this is growing pains?> think of this unprecedented opportunity as your calling card to chaku — action. if it perturbs or upsets you? connectivity with your local caste-representative has never been easier. feed up on the material cost of replaced insulation, the outages only seeming to affect low-caste hivestems, or the alleged rise of cull-mismanagement now that one's location is visible at all times. and once you've done that, come back to report it all to me for an unbiased and factual article. if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile... only do so if you feel it is in your best interest to receive real information, true facts, and journalistic integrity that is uncompromising no matter the personal toll. beforus has problems with a capital P. no system is ideal under there's nothing left to critique! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 9th lunar perigee of the 9th dim season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ KONGAR IS GLAD WE HAVE SUCH DUTIFUL REPORTING. ON THE SCENE. AS CHAKWA. TO MAKE SURE NO ALLERGENS. OR STRANGE. IRREGULARITIES. ARE TAKING SHAPE. @(。･`へ´･)@ ...KONGAR ONCE THOUGHT HE WAS ALLERGIC TO THE SPORE NETWORK. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ ...TURNS OUT. KONGAR IS NOT ALLERGIC AT ALL. WAS JUST NOT SUPPOSED TO INHALE. FOR BETTER CONNECTIVITY. LEARNED THAT LESSON. THE SNART WAY. SNORTING HARD. AND HURTING ROM IT. KONGAR WILL NOT REPEAT THIS MISTAKE EVER.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ it is without judgement but chakwa nanich has indeed hired this rabbit to look upon you with some disdain for the act. an understandable moment of weakness, but your folly will not soon be repeated. this journalist is thankful for that! in any case, it bodes well that such rigorous mistaken behavior was undoubtedly documented by the very spores you hacked and wheezed. perhaps a bulletin will be circulated about best practices... and why lamps are not candy despite their beautiful colorations. ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.