The Handmaid in Training

2 weeks ago

All That Glitters

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Master of Majyyks

This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Beforian

Those who came before us.

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

@apocalypseAbided[AA]

「A BRIEF GUIDE TO GETTING THE ABSOLUTE MOST OUT OF YOUR HIGH WITH FELT-PROVIDED TIME POWERS.」 「FIRST. GET HIGH NORMALLY.」 「I AM NOT EXPLAINING THAT PART. THIS IS A TEMPORAL TUTORIAL. NOT CHEMISTRY.」 「SECOND. IDENTIFY THE EXACT MOMENT YOU THINK 'OH. THERE IT IS.'」 「FREEZE IT.」 「CONGRATULATIONS.」 「YOU HAVE NOW INVENTED THE PERMANENT PEAK.」 「IF FREEZING YOURSELF SOUNDS BORING. LOOP THE BEST FIVE MINUTES UNTIL YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED THEM FOR THREE DAYS AND EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM.」 「IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO MULTIPLE PERSONAL TIMELINES. HAVE EACH VERSION OF YOURSELF GET HIGH AT A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TIME.」 「ROTATE BETWEEN THEM AS EACH ONE PEAKS.」 「THIS IS CALLED SHIFT WORK.」 「IF YOU BEGIN COMING DOWN.」 「DON'T.」 「REWIND.」 「IF YOU DEVELOP A TOLERANCE.」 「GO BACK TO BEFORE YOU HAD ONE.」 「IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A HANGOVER.」 「THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOMORROW'S PROBLEM.」 「DELETE TOMORROW.」 「IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THIS IS AN IRRESPONSIBLE ABUSE OF FUNDAMENTAL CAUSALITY.」 「THEY ARE JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY EXPERIENCE EVENTS IN ORDER.」 「THE FELT DID NOT SPEND ALL THIS TIME BREAKING THE LINEAR PROGRESSION OF REALITY FOR YOU TO HAVE A MEDIOCRE AFTERNOON.」