
tell_me_why_i_gotta_fight_off_angry_customers_with_a_stick_every_day_._I_think_,_perhaps_,_I_might_be_the_most_miserable_troll_in_the_universe_:(

i Think you have found your problem use someThing more deadly Than a sTick

believe_me_,_I_would_love_nothing_more_than_to_get_violent_sexy_style_on_these_creatures_._but_troll_resources_will_have_my_bulge_cut_off_unsexy_style_if_I_even_think_about_it

yeah? and whaT do you do wiTh ThaT upgraded weapon when Tr comes knocking? you cull Them Too

Fair_and_valid_point_._Counter_argument:_I_would_like_to_possess_currency_.

if They're scared of you, They'll keep paying you To noT cull Them Too :o)

I_do_not_._._._._I_think_your_line_of_logic_has_me_feeling_kind_of_uncomfortable_._But_I_can't_say_you're_wrong_._:(_idk_could_you_do_it_fr_me_?

i don'T mind giving a hand aT all, liTTle cousin as long as i can have my fill of harvesTing Their bodies

I_am_14_sweeps_but_OK_._Uh_sure_._Come_to_the_trollyota_scuttlebuggy_dealership_and_let_it_rip_.