Chahut Maenad
@subduedPandemonium
honk
more woofing less barking
meow?
the masculine urge to kiss on your neck
is ThaT a masculine urge or jusT a regular one
so ☭he ☭rolle☭aria☭ eh, wha☭s up wi☭h ☭hem
couldn'T Tell you old man
rrgh... everyone assuming jusT cause i'm a purpleblood i cull everyone i bring To my hive makes a girl wanT To round em up, and prove em righT #violence
look, in the last week or two we've had more than a few purplebloods bra66in' about Casually murderin' folks that other people like for no reason. frankly it ain't exaCtly an unfounded worry.
and ThaT has To do wiTh me, noT because i was responsible or involved, buT because i am purpleblooded?
mmh... have broughT a half dozen Trolls over To my hive now, and noT one has called me back afTerwards wonder if i'm doing someThing wrong
are they leaving with necks? need th0se for calling.
They're leaving on Their own accord wiTh all body parTs in TacT, wise ass
y0u would n0t even be close tw0 the first to genuinely n0t make the connecti0n, relax. without an exhausting play by play it's all g0ing two be sh0ts in the dark so here's mine then: if the entire premise 0f the encounter is just t0 get physical then you may just be drawing in those l0oking tw0 sample and not seeing a reas0n to d0ubledip.
They're daTes! i'm noT hauling Them back jusT To do The nasTy, i'm noT ThaT kind of Troll
purple #purple
a flarper...
hark! broThers, sisTers, cousins, friends... we have goTTen our badge wear iT proudly liTTle ones, for Those blessed To behold This moTherfuckin' majesTy are blessed indeed
(=^･⩊･^=) < YOOO!! CAN I HAVE THIS BADGE?
all dedicaTed To The mirThful messiahs are permiTTed To bear The symbol of our faiTh buT also i do noT give ouT The badges you'd have To ask junior
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i am learning The ways of making me-mes
not me though, riight? cuz iim the goat? riight?
:o)
Oh, wow. The purples are going around giving each other handjobs about killing lowbloods. Another normal day on Alternia. At least try when you're drumming up rage bait lmao.
perhaps, iT is an ironic posT
I Gave In And Bought A Monster, But I've Been Good About Not Having Them Every Night And I Think I Deserve A " Treat ". :>
if ThaT TreaT is anoTher monsTer, you've failed
tell_me_why_i_gotta_fight_off_angry_customers_with_a_stick_every_day_._I_think_,_perhaps_,_I_might_be_the_most_miserable_troll_in_the_universe_:(
i Think you have found your problem use someThing more deadly Than a sTick
believe_me_,_I_would_love_nothing_more_than_to_get_violent_sexy_style_on_these_creatures_._but_troll_resources_will_have_my_bulge_cut_off_unsexy_style_if_I_even_think_about_it
yeah? and whaT do you do wiTh ThaT upgraded weapon when Tr comes knocking? you cull Them Too
Fair_and_valid_point_._Counter_argument:_I_would_like_to_possess_currency_.
if They're scared of you, They'll keep paying you To noT cull Them Too :o)
I_do_not_._._._._I_think_your_line_of_logic_has_me_feeling_kind_of_uncomfortable_._But_I_can't_say_you're_wrong_._:(_idk_could_you_do_it_fr_me_?
i don'T mind giving a hand aT all, liTTle cousin as long as i can have my fill of harvesTing Their bodies
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i don'T know if huggin' and kissin' is gonna fix our repuTaTion, liTTle one...
wE wIll nOt knOw UntIl wE try It wIll wE sIstEr?
i am fairly cerTain we do know, acTually
Bluh.
bluh indeed...
did y'all know chiTTerlings are inTesTings
Huh really?
yeah, oinkbeasT inTesTines