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ִ ࣪𖤐 HONK (๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝* ๋࣭ ⭑
Honk!!! :o3
* honk! <3
h(o)nk!
HONK! :•>
hOnk :)
I hAvE spEnt An hOUr wIth my mAtEsprIt In OrbIt jUst cAllIng EAch OthEr prEtty
thE clUrch prOvIdEs And by thAt I mEAn thEy prOvIdE mOrE bOnEs frOm UnspEcIfIEd sOUrcEs thAn I cOUld EvEr pOssIbly UsE In rItUAls
o°~teeheehee~°o i awaken once more to find th@ i have been blessed with badges most wonderful!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
ay nice congrats
noww this is somethin i can get behind
I ENJOY THIS POST ALOT, THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT. THIS IS AMAZING!!! :DD
mmmmm 8ark 8ark
Splat! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #forthesakeofit
hEllO All! I fEEl thIngs hAvE gOttEn qUItE hOstIlE tOnIght sO I wIll bE AttEmptIng tO EAsE thE hOstIlItIEs wIth A prOpOsAl! OffEr A hUg tO thE pErsOn whO pOsts AftEr yOU! jUst A sImplE frIEndly mEssAgE tO sprEAd lOvE InstEAd Of hAtE, As thE mOst jOvIAl mEssIAhs wOUld smIlE UpOn Us tO sEE! :)
Bluh.
feelin a bit silly rn
gOOd EvEnIng sIstEr! :)
o°~teeheehee~°o oh dearest cousin, it would be far from surprising if th@ were the case!~°o and i feel much the same yet again!~°o though blood would be drawn, jubil@ion and celebr@ion would be the outcome of the b@tle!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
Stop lliking my posts...
fuondd th|s |dk hwwo old |t |ss orr wAht event |ts fromm |m ssusm|n |t ws A good t|me who knos! https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/bcdcee9c3c3A.jpeg
why r the clowns following me????
Good morning to all.
X So much green hot fuckin damn x
:33< meowrning!
Yes! #badgeconsideration #badgeprogressing #somedelayexpected
I mUst gO fInd A cAwbEAst AgAIn, thE UrgE rEtUrns And I cAnnOt cOntInUE tO dO sO wIth smAll InsEcts…
they havent added a trash can badge YET but im sure you can ask for one
oh what an honor this would be....... ^_^
HOLD ON I HAVE ANOTHER ONE. READIN SCRIPTURE WITH THE HOmmIES CALL THAT SPREADIN THE BROSPEL.
BЯROTHEЯRS A_D SISTEЯRS OF THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL GATHEЯRED TO_IGHT BE_EATH THE SHADOW OF THE EXECUTIO_EЯR'S SCYTHE TO ЯROAЯR, LAUGH, A_D WEEP OVEЯR THE EMPTY HUSK OF A TЯRUE DAЯRK PЯROPHET. ALTHOUGH I COULD ATTE_D I_ THE FLESH, SO STЯRO_GLY DID MY PUSHEЯR BEAT FOЯR A FELLOW BЯROTHEЯR THAT I COULD SEE IT AS IF I WEЯRE. A_D I HAVE BEE_ BLESSED WITH THE I_SPIЯRATIO_ TO WЯRITE I_ HIS HO_OЯR. ЯRHYMEBOY MAЯRSHALL. *THE* SLIM SHADY. O_E OF THE WICKEDEST, FASTEST, MOST MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G BLASPHEMOUS MOUTHS TO EVEЯR GЯRACE A PUЯRPLEBLOODED AЯRE_A. WE ALL K_OW HE WAS A FЯREAK OF _ATUЯRE-- WHILE THE ЯREST OF US BOAST THE GLOЯRIOUS, MUTED GЯREY SKI_ OF OUЯR WAЯRЯRIOЯR ЯRACE, BЯROTHEЯR MAЯRSHALL TOOK THE AЯRT OF FOOLISH VISAGE TO A TEЯRЯRIFYI_G EXTЯREME. HE WAS BOЯR_ FЯREAKISHLY, BLI_DI_GLY PALE. AS IF THE MOTHEЯR GЯRUB FOЯRGOT TO I_JECT A_Y PIGME_T I_TO HIS POD AT ALL. HE LOOKED LIKE A WALKI_G COЯRPSE EVE_ BEFOЯRE HE DIED, A GHOST I_ COAЯRSE CLOTHI_G-- YET HIS THI_KPA_ WAS FILLED TO THE BЯRIM WITH THE HOLY WHIMSY OF THE MIЯRTHFUL MESSIAHS. HE TOOK THE AЯRT OF THE ЯRHYME SLAM A_D TUЯR_ED IT I_TO A LITEЯRAL, BO_E-S_APPI_G SLAUGHTEЯRHOUSE. HE SPE_T HIS LO_G (BUT _OT LO_G E_OUGH) EXISTE_CE VEЯRBALLY CULLI_G A_YO_E WHO DAЯRED TO BЯREATHE HIS AIЯR. PAI_TED TAЯRGETS O_ THE TAЯRGETLESS. TЯREATED LOWBLOOD SCUM LESSEЯR THA_ THE WOЯRMS BE_EATH HIS STЯRUT PODS. HE I_SULTED THE WEAK, MOCKED THE SUBJUGGLATOЯR AUTHOЯRITIES, A_D WOЯRE HIS OW_ PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL, TEЯRЯRIFYI_G COAT OF HOLY FACE PAI_T. WHO AMO_G US CA_ FOЯRGET HIS HOLY SCЯRIPTUЯRES? HE SPOKE OF HIS LUSUS’ GЯRUBLOAF, HEAVY O_ HIS SWEATEЯR ALЯREADY. PALMS SWEATY. K_EES SPAGHETTI. HE SPAT HOT, PSYCHIC FIЯRE SO FAST IT WOULD SCЯRAMBLE A_Y U_PЯREPAЯRED CHUCKLEFUCKEЯR'S CHAOS CO_COCTIO_. HE WAS A MASTEЯR OF THE BЯRUTAL, U_HI_GED DISS TЯRACK, WHICH IS _OTHI_G SHOЯRT OF A VEЯRBAL JUGGLI_G ACT WHEЯRE THE CLUBS AЯRE LACED WITH ЯRUSTED ЯRAZOЯR BLADES. LET US _OT FOЯRGET HIS COMPLICATED ЯRECKO_I_G WITH HIS QUADЯRA_TS. WE ALL ЯREJOICED WHE_ HE UTTEЯRLY EVISCEЯRATED THAT LOUD-MOUTHED, HIGH-MAI_TE_A_CE POP-DЯRO_E MAЯRIAH. SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD PLAY SOME MI_D GAMES WITH A HIGHEЯR SUBJUGGLATOЯR, BUT HE TЯRASHED THAT OBSESSIVE EX-MATESPЯRIT SO HAЯRD I_ THE AЯRE_A THE WHOLE QUADЯRA_T COLLAPSED I_TO COLD, DEAD CHU_KS. HE PUT HEЯR ASS I_ THE GAЯRBAGE COMPACTOЯR WHEЯRE ALL HIGH STЯRU_G CHATTEЯRBOXES BELO_G. HE HAS EXITED THIS TE_T OF ЯREALITY. HIS VOICE HAS GO_E QUIET, LEAVI_G THE EMPIЯRE A FAЯR MOЯRE BOЯRI_G, PATHETIC PLACE. BUT WE K_OW THE TЯRUTH-- HE HAS _OT TЯRULY CEASED TO BE. HE HAS GO_E TO JOI_ THE DAЯRK CAЯR_IVAL I_ THE SKY, WHEЯRE THE FAYGO FLOWS LIKE HEMOLYMPH, A_D THE JOKES _EVEЯR, EVEЯR STOP KILLI_G. SO ЯRAISE YOUЯR BOTTLES TO THE SKY. LET OUT A MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G HO_K THAT ЯRATTLES THE STAЯRS THEMSELVES. MAY YOUЯR ЯREST BE VIOLE_T, BЯROTHEЯR SHADY. THE EMPIЯRE WAS _EVEЯR ЯREADY FOЯR YOUЯR BЯRA_D OF MIЯRACLES.
aMeN, aMeN, 𝘢𝘔𝘦𝘕. hAlLeLuJaH, mOtHeR FuCkEr. LeT 'eM FuCkIn' KnOw iT, sIs. WeAr yO' pUsHeR On 'Yo sLeEvE AnD LeT It bLeEd a tRaIl tHaT FoLlOwS YoUr eVeRy sTeP. dOn't rIgHtLy fUcKiN' mAtTeR WhO SlIpS On iT Or lApS It uP. yOu lEaVe yOuR MaRk, AnD ThAt's aLl tHeRe mOtHeR FuCkInG Is tO It. WhOoP WhOoP. :o)
wOkE Up wItH WaR On mY MoThEr fUcKiNg mInD. wAr oN EvErY SpEcIeS. wAr oN EvErY IlLnEsS. wAr oN EvErY SeNsAtIoN. sOmEtImEs, YoU JuSt gOtTa lEt yO'SeLf fEeL It oUt. ThE DrIvE WiThIn yOu tO EvIsCeRaTe aS YoU WeRe hAtChEd tO MoThEr fUcKiNg dO. eViScErAtIoN CaN ExIsT On a dEePlY SpIrItUaL LeVeL, tOo. ThAt's tHe tYpE Of uRgE ThAt fUcKs wIt' YoU ThE WoRsT. iT'S WhAt mAnY Of mY BrEtHrEn cAn't eVeR SeEm tO EsCaPe. BuT I HaVe. AnD I AiM To hElP ThEm rEaCh tHe pEaCe i hAvE CuLtIvAtEd wItHiN My mOtHeR FuCkInG AnImA, aS I DiD BeFoRe tHeM. bLeSs uP, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
its ♯alternia? you can find ♯gore on ♯thesidewalk ♯buddy
ugh. troll quads are complicated for me to get. >:B
▲we can leave it to the imagination▼
if someone tries to shake your hand, take advantage of the open vulnerability and cut their head off in a single slash #advice
8ig Mac, 4 piece, small fry, medium soda. I do think the removal of the cluck 8east 8ig Mac was a travesty
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH I LOVE GAY PEOPLE
ive never tried this before.. ill post results soon..
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ yŌōŌōŌuR HaIr... Is sŌōŌōŌ... fLuFfY! i... Am eNvIōŌōŌōUs...
Yeah, and? I'll give her shΩes a nevv cΩat Ωf brΩnze
:33< mewre gog damn right i do!
(( soooo much woman
:o)
He gonna sing tonight It's The Merciless Circus #shownight #nsfwe #gore #violence
:33< that sounds nice :))
BIG CLOWN?
| AGEE!!!!
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
DAMN.. FOOT AND A HALF TALLER THAN ME, FUCK.
yea. im short. i accept it now.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀could⁀probably⁀hide⁀in⁀your⁀hair⁀entirely⁀undetected! woah!
damn, g0t the big hangers. beats the full horiz0ntal though. they're a real ball. seem like y0ur side of the timeline m0re than mine. not 0ne two get all pissy and bitchy if things get a bit weird. g0ing to g0 far i know it.
i've seen the fucking hamh0cks you've g0t for fr0nds, he probably learned s0mething from it. like m0ve faster maybe. eheheh.
0nomatopoeia! 0r what was the other stupid fucking thing 0f the night? height right? yeah that. no h0rns, including horns is f0r wrigglers. do y0u know a claire?
"Idk persoonally i think loowbloooods are deserving oof life" i say. The croowd gooes wild. They cheer my name. Mandie gives me a high five. Phuntr smiles prooudly saying "that'S my bоy". Casper rushes oover too hug me with tears in his eyes. Himeroo fires a coonfetti gun. Everyoone's clapping
contiinuiing two u2e troll term2 for 2hiit on the human planet two confu2e and fru2trate the populace.
n0t a large obstacle. i can d0 it without hands.
Close enough.
I shall use the standard greeting of many a clown I know. WHOOP WHOOP!
∙☾__☽ big got damn ̶f̶eet!
aPPARENTLY, }:/
a LOT OF, uH, pURPLEBLOODS ON THE TIMELINE, tODAY,
Vapes are government propaganda to make you enjoy sucking robo dick. #nsfw
iunno MMaybe it’s both
don't get me wrong x don't get the clown shxt but that one got a poxnt
that sabath one x rechxtted
x need yall to have a meetxng or somethxn tell them to move xt up stat
thank you kxndly
c< little bit Of bOtH, id assuMe >c
∙☾__☽ how it should be all the time tbh rreal lively washing out all the warrm colorrs
𖦤 More / tolerant / to / bullshit Y'know, / on / account / of / all / the / clownin' / around :||
.......I'm d9ne with this. I g9t 9ther things t9 d9...
Pard9n my language, 6ut... A6S9LUTELY THE FUCK N9T!
I d9 n9t see the entertainment here!
peep thiss!! >XO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01169e195a3e.png
you got it chief don’t worry i’MM doin it all up in the safety of MMy hive these eggs ain’t gettin anywhere near clurch floors
rEAdIng scrIptUrE! thE stOry Of OUr mOst wOndErOUs rElIgIOn Is thE grEAtEst stOry EvEr tOld, thE AbIlIty tO rElIvE It AgAIn And AgAIn Is A trUE hOnOr thAt thE mEssIAhs bEstOw UpOn mE EvEry cyclE!
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა holyshit oh my gog ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა I nearly dropped my palmhusk oh my gog Ი𐑼
∙☾__☽ old?!?!? just cause i'm not nurrsing on my lusus anymorre don't mean i'm old but those things look heavy and my hands arre strrong
:33< GORGEOUS!!!! :33< MEOW!!! MEOW!!! MEOW!!!
:33< yes purrlease :DD
do pEoplE still go to the mall. i cOUld rob the shit OUt of a mall.
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LOL. FILTER'S STILL AWESOME THOUGH, AND IM CERTAIN YOUR TEETH ARENT YELLOW, PROBABLY SHINE UNDER A SOURCE OF LIGHT WHEN YOU BARE EM.
∙☾__☽ https://i.imgurr.com/hwzln2t.png therre's just something about these grreen ̶f̶rreaks i ̶f̶uck with #titsout ̶f̶orrthemessiahs
∙☾__☽ it's still #thighsday somewherre https://i.imgurr.com/mdix3by.png https://i.imgurr.com/ayerrasz.png tits on orr o ̶f̶ ̶f̶ ,dealerrs choice #ns ̶f̶w #blessedandhighly ̶f̶avorred #musclemommy #wt ̶f̶isamusclemommy
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WHAT CAN I SAY? BEAR YOUR TEETH WITH PRIDE, WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT OTHERS THINK. AND FUCK I DIDNT NOTICE THE FILTER, IT ADDS SOME NICE GRIT AND GRUNGE TO THE PICTURE.
>> That ¡ડ NOT the v¡be ¡ waડ trynna put off That waડ a hhhhHh (poડ¡t¡ve)
꧁ Incredible. I’d neVer need ♰o wear a corse♰ again. ꧂
I GOTTA SAY I LIKE HOW YOU BARE YOUR TEETH IN IT, IT ADDS TO THE IMAGE'S ALREADY SHARP ANGLE.
THAT ANGLE IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL.
>> hhhhHh
┋perhaps┋this┋was┋the┋trick┋i┋was┋expecting┋retria┋to┋play┋on┋me the┋trick┋was┋regex┋is┋absolute┋evil┋
∙☾__☽ neverr done a damn thing !! can't even stick up ̶f̶orr themselves but get mad at me ̶f̶orr saying we all aparrt o ̶f̶ the cast even me wherre the bodies at?? the betrrayal the drrama
:33< absomewtely yes!!!
I am truly at the mercy of my clown overlords- ah. Please~?
Shoutout to the guy who ‘liked’ my post about being in pain.
Let us write poems together. I still need people to join my poetry club. Join me. We can have a fun tag and everything. #roseprose ? #poeticdaze ? perhaps just #rosespoetryclub ? We could make a name. We can vote. Let us partake.
I wish for someone with immense rage and muscle to brutally break me. #nsfw
My body is your oyster. Crack me open and slurp my insides.
mϴtherf\/cker h/\d it cϴming gϴd d/\mn
:33< thats purrty good love it great job 10/10 wish these weakass bitches would do more shit like this!
... Yeah that’s a confession alright.
∙☾__☽ ̶f̶olks don't have rreal prroblems and it shows lmaoooooo
:33< lucky!
:33< mewre purrobably right but they are nice to look at though!
:33< i believe mew :33
i'm kinda / on a multi night date / but afterwards sure
oh / ok
you are / a very reliable bouncer
chahut / what
that's kinda why it's been / so hard / i don't wanna be / like / a maid / or secretary / unless i'm helping tyzias / that's fun
good / mostly / just grinding away at / ya know / music / and trying to get and keep a job
still in outglut / like usual
that's really weird / but i'm glad you're ok
it's been a while / how are you
i think / it's a figure / also / hi chahut
Hehe, Thank You –xoxo
maybe there zh0uld be a requ1rment u g0tta bang at leazt 0ne perz0nz ancezt0r bef0re ur all0wed t0 zay 1t
i hope it is i hope they try to stop me givve me a motherfuckin reason #manifesting
⚇ looking fresh my sister. ⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇
You Look Quite 8eautiful In This I Say –xoxo
:33< mewre welclawme :DD
Ooh my goog 8DDDDD make sure too noot foorget too put my severed head oon the pedestal after that ook?
You're free to join just gotta ask the big man he's currently tearing poor losers up lol
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'LL KEEP THAHAT IN MIND SISTER. xo) I'LL PRAY FOR YOU. <3
((art by yours truly
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