observation tells me im the main beta strider, for obvious reasons. im the only one not constantly moping about made-up alien romance. the transitive property implies the same of jade in my timeline and now i have proof. that is, every other jade eventually names her kid fucking yiffy. okay.
are you like evil #mydaeve
fuckin ass name.
good and evil are meaningless terms bandied about to make losers feel better about themselves by taking on a position of moral superiority. yeah buddy keep climbing that staircase, you look so good that far above me, dont mind me pulling back the band of my slingshot (a classic symbol of childhood rapscallionry, while also calling to mind the biblical david, perhaps innocent in his own right when he fights goliath, having not yet committed the sins of lust or pride) to plink you in the face with this cool rock i found
yeah ok #evilmydaeve
man you're such a fucking tool