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everyone say hi to my session! @rose @dave @john i... i care about them a lot!
alright so new website new account new opportunity to pretend this is not basically yelling into a canyon full of people with usernames like terminallyillhorseapologist and sexyvriskalawyer which is fine honestly preferable the canyon has character name is dave strider if youre formal or trying to serve papers i do beats photography irony sword stuff shades stuff advanced cultural criticism by which i mean i see a bad post and stare at it until it either improves or becomes historically significant not really sure what the vibe is here yet so far it looks like a high speed collision between a group therapy session a mall food court and a cursed message board someone found under the floorboards of a condemned chuck e cheese which is cool big fan of communities where every third person types like theyre either possessed or doing tax fraud in character anyway follow for sick rhymes occasional profound silence and the kind of posts that make you wonder if there was supposed to be a joke there there was probably maybe you missed it maybe i did either way we move
had a dream that i was just a girl and a dog again just playing with each other in a field it was nice...... :)
(( Everyone who voted in the poll got the badge. This is my thank you for humoring such an insane and wild plot idea. I didn't know how it would go over doing something so deranged, but the sheer beauty of the responses from that arc, from the moment of inception all the way to it's climax, was nothing short of magical. Thank you for being there. And thank you, Junior, for the badge! <3 ))
my grandpa was kind of a deadbeat thinking about it.
woah i just blew a hole in my grandpas wall with his gun.
eugh... wow... i am... im getting up. oh my gosh, that is a new threshold of pain. wow. uhh... um... what day is it... oh, today is the 4th of june on my phone. okay. okay, it worked. ah... goddamn... we all have a lot of catching up to do, dont we?
LET IT BE K_OW_ THAT CHUCKLE CHASEЯRS AЯRE ALЯRIGHT I_ MY JOKEBOOK. ;oX
soft around the middle call that shit a filler arc that wimp that got extinguished was a former hero spark soft shit you aint shit lets talk shit you weeb too poor to share thoughts you mfing dumb plebe leave you like your troll east alternian so broken boasts about your power level aint all that all jokin no one takes you seriously in this life or the next its my fault youre not popular you bitch who hadnt sex isekai yourself then maybe attempt a redo of cleric flex reincarnate as a slime the way its you im solo leveling round out your edges soft as fuckall in a beveling a tax on your titan im slaying you demon no point in back biting the manga im memein call me hamehameha the way im your motherfucking kami @gachikoisChic (ꐦ ¯−¯ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san just got fucking owned]
i just dont understand me sometimes. not like, me, me. but other mes. how? how could you be so... so... ugh! ugh! i dont even think im going to be able to pretend anymore. i was having fun puppyposting and being a silly dog but that memory box thing dredged up way too much! im jade harley. youre also jade harley. sometimes youre not. but thats okay. we can be okay. we dont have to do this. we dont have to be this way. you didnt have to turn out that way at all. but you did. and i did. we did, together. and were human. mostly. we try to be, anyway. but sometimes we just need to escape from that. whether its through being a puppy, playing with our friends, or, you know, whatever. but there are things we couldnt, or really, shouldnt escape from. we could have been better, you know. but everyone thinks that. but i know that. we could have been so much better than what weve become. all of us suck. i died, youre all... the way you are. neglectful, hurtful. sure there are some that arent really offenders, but ive got my eye on you because i cant help but to notice a pattern across all the ones that have yet to prove me wrong. i dont know if we can make it right. not to yiffy (terrible name and you should be jailed, by the way). i mean, deejay seems to take it well. but even beyond them. what we did with people who should be our friends is sickening. im glad! im glad i never got grimbarked, or, or, or, you know, like. brought into a candy or meat timeline or whatever. im glad i never put my friends through the wringer. im glad i dont have a reputation for being a #nsfw womanizing sex fiend. im glad that a lot of you were able to do what you want with your life. but, i didnt get to do that with mine. you know how many times i have to hear dave make the same joke that we live in the gorillaz plastic beach house? because we do. and its a terrible bubble and i dont know why we live here. but we do! im sorry for #venting. but this #vent is important to me. its so important to me to get off of my chest. because, its kind of a flashbang. chittr, that is. to join a website and try to see what all of my other selves are up to. and then i get told and shown day in and day out how terrible we are! like! on a moral scale! i think i can forgive some of it... we didnt always have control, you know. so. like. get over it. right? i should just get over it. but it eats at me. it digests me. i spend my time being ritualistically dissolved by thoughts of jealousy. i want to make it right. i want to make everything weve done right! but, but, but i cant! i just! cant! does anyone understand how i feel about this? seeing your alternates? just waste? everything? okay. ill shut up now.
new outfit! what do you think? am i cute?
okay! maybe! i like barking! and playing fetch! but i also like other things! like. like, magic: the gathering! and, and, i like painting warhammer models for my rose even if im not good at it. and me and dave have a podcast where whenever one of us talks the other one has to beatbox the entire time and he keeps giving me topics i care deeply about like how pavlov is a bitch! and, and, like, maybe i should spend more time with john! but, its hard. the others who come to the bubble are cool too, i guess. i mean, we currently all live in a giant treehouse together. but like, we almost always have friends visiting. even from other timelines. i saw a fish guy up here like, a month ago named privateer cruelsnarl or something like that! it was cool!
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its kind of funny when things explode i cant lie
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[██████████████████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 04:32:11 Mood Music: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdt2ytt_iTc ) Timi gently approached Skaia once more from deep within the planetoid. As their friends left to fight the Final Boss, they could hear the distant screams and blows dealt to the Dersian King. All Timi could do was stare, for just a moment. In recollection, they thought about everyone they had read about speaking to up until this point. Nervousness and anxiety ate away at them. In the muffled solitude deep within the planetoid, Timi felt the careening weight of guilt eat away at them. Their heart and soul grew heavy. Closing their eyes, they thought of every betrayal, every misfortune, every pain that even memory itself robbed from them. Unable to celebrate the potential of ending this situation, yet unfeeling of the guilt felt merited from their actions observed in other loops, all Timi could do for a moment was hug themselves. Their breath grew ragged, deep, and intense. Tears flowed down their eyes. ...it was then, they remembered the positive comments and words of those who did their best to console and guide them through this confusing and painful labyrinth of an experience. They thought about every second it took every other iteration, no matter how much pain and horror and hate and vile they spewed, no matter how much they all couldn't take it, it was all a ladder building towards right now. Every past was gone; and no future exists now... unless something was done about it. "I am no hero. I should have never played this game. I should've never hurt or disappointed my friends. I should've... been more of myself. I don't know who I am, and maybe I'll never know. But I think... I owe to them. I owe it to everyone who lent a hand. I owe it... to me. To do this. Here.... AND NOW!" And in that instant, Timi bellow out a yell deep within their gut that could only be described as the insatiable performance of the Bard made manifest. It rang louder than the roar of the King's sheer vocal chords, mightier than the blows brought down by now crashed ships from both sides, shaking the very foundation of Skaia as their hands reached out and seized Skaia's very energy. Timi's power of Time race across Skaia from every gate and point of teleportation native to this very universe, and as Timi closed their eyes, their hands pulled back in sheer, raw power and rewound the progression of the Scratch itself. Timi broke into a cold sweat as their breath grew heavy, every muscle in their body straining from the sheer might of this act. Every vein burned, every blood vessel boiled, as Timi could feel the corruption slowly and surely slip away. Like toiling against the mightiest of gears, Timi gave everything at this very moment, thinking about everything. Thinking about you.
[████████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░] 02:15:43 Timi explains the plan. The core of the situation is that Skaia is on the fence of a Scratch, but there isn't enough energy yet to kick it off; only erode it quietly. But- Timi can remotely rewind time on specific regions. If Skaia itself were rewound to a point where it would allow the portals to function again, in theory, it would allow everyone's escape. But there's a catch; Timi still has no control over rewinding time past the period the time loop itself is locked in. The defeat of the Final Boss and the completion of the Universe may set off additional trickle-down effects that may swell up Skaia with more energy, and there is no way to know at what point in time the corruption ruined the portals. Timi however knows that the corruption existed today, and that it had not been observed prior. It was a bit of a gamble, but it could work. Wane posited the idea; if Skaia was trapped in a temporal state of rewinding, it could not accept the additional energy both from the Universe creation process finishing and the defeat of the final boss. The universe creation and the energy to Skaia were mutually exclusive. It would be like plugging a tub running water while escaping through a sink dumping into the same tub. The water had to flow eventually, though, as to avoid paradox and in turn the violation of causality. This was made clear. This situation... was timed. The theory hinged on the success of a brief window after defeating the boss and kicking off the universe while Timi would hold it all open for them. Regardless to say, Timi's bad luck would strike again; as by this arrangement, Timi would have to leave last.
woof :)
god i fucking love jade >w<
@galactocentricGarden is alive and safe!!! @gardenGamma i am sorry for the lack of notice but im going to be in her universe for a little while ok? she needs me to protect her right now woof :( i love you
I hope Timi succeeds. I trully do.
of the results of the survey, the statistics are as follows: - 68.2% said to salvage skaia. - 31.8% said to initiate the scratch fully. those in favor of the scratch, aside from finding humor in my death, believe that the entire situation was unsalvageable. a lot of them were from those who were playing the game already. some of them also argued that they were out of ideas; that the scratch was more tangible a solution than fixing skaia itself. this makes sense, since all it would take to do the scratch is finish destroying the wreath. others felt it was a necessity of mercy to not be in the loop forever. some also pointed out i could escape the scratch itself. those in favor of salvaging skaia noted that the scratch was essentially a form of self destruction. there was no guarantee that id make it out of the scratch itself, even with my time powers. others pointed out that this was less of a solution and more subjecting an innocent party to a similar scenario. a lot of you dont want me to give up and give in to the current situation. they also want me to hold my friends accountable for making this mess, and that its just as much fair to me to fix it as fair to others to ending it this way. the scratch itself is viewed as an absolute, nuclear last resort that should be avoided if there is no other choice, which isnt the case here. they dont want me to give in to despair. you want me to win. alright. tomorrow i will. https://i.postimg.cc/ry7gsHTd/waterfox-d-Um1Bmc-ZH3.png https://i.postimg.cc/N0GkZq69/waterfox-XAIv1zn3o-R.png https://i.postimg.cc/MGsmSP5L/waterfox-nn-UBSp-QHx-K.png https://i.postimg.cc/k4zNV2kK/waterfox-X7f-PP9Rzb2.png https://i.postimg.cc/RCJQkTHY/waterfox-hrbnez2PP1.png https://i.postimg.cc/MKy0TKtD/waterfox-gx4Xit9Zlo.png
huh?
Good on you then.
I apologize for my long absence of thought it was rude of me to disappear for so long. I am Rose, or a version I suppose you all already know the drill. Your deepest memories of pain and strife have all been buried have they not, I would like to correct that for you. Let me recall them for you ... You need not even state your name just submit the memory below and I will recall it for you. I wish you all the very best. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSekfh6j2VgskOqseZDs9N0t5Tnb8gTKihiAPoOtJCD9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=dialog
idk whether 2 be impressed or horrified i just witnessed someone eat pizza topped with raw pumpkin seeds n all #vaguepost #iamworried #scary
⚝ HELLO THERE, FUTURE LISTENERS (hopefully)!!!! I (your host Jade in case you forgot!) thought a little visual might clear up the question you've all surely been asking yourselves: How did we get signal in a Black Hole?? Fear not because I'm here with the answer! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67b7d5d788c7.png Hope that clears things up:D!! Tune into PARADISE RADIO at 333.0 FM!! ⚝
ሠቹ are planning some things, as lovely as I the vessel am ሠቹ do not think I am enough. ሠቹ need some more firepower, thus tools to recruit others are a necessity.
Another tool forged Now to find a Knight who will actually followed through https://i.postimg.cc/Zn8xTJ3H/Alternia-20260526-204518-0000.gif
we all do what we need to to get through (it’s nothing new) but i ain't done a fucking thing to you! so god forbid i'm seen just as an average ̶h̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶ i mean imagine if ̶a̶n̶t̶a̶g̶o̶n̶i̶s̶t̶s̶? lacked any evil scheme i'm the gap between a t͟r͟a͟g͟e͟d͟y͟ and ̷c̷o̷m̷e̷d̷y̷ ̷ don't come at me i'm the main character and you have to like m͟e͟?̵̤͙̯̪̱̟̖͓̼̳́͜?̴̢͇̥͚̭̥̪̘̱̣̂͆̍̓̉͛̀̃͜?̴̧̻͔̜͙̟̣̜̪̏̃ #lyricposting
#jadehour was nice and i love all of you jades!!!!!!!! you are all the bestest girl in the entire world and i love you bark bark bark!!!
At least it's better than snakes.
nu-uh
guys... i have to tell you something... im... filipino! i know this must be very hard for some of you to hear. but i promise im still the same jade ive always been! i really hope this doesnt change how you see me!!
you can't stop us all >:)
dude we have to put up with the sea of you like all the time let us have our moment
good luck :)
i think it's time to get started! you heard him after all :) https://i.postimg.cc/yx8ftjbf/alternia-20260524-171922-0000.gif
I keep meeting other versions of myself. It is a positive experience only about thirty percent of the time. The other seventy percent are in the midst of a classic Rose Lalonde breakdown or engaged in wanting to make out with their own blood. The former I can forgive, we've all been there. The latter can keep all that away from me please. Do what you want in your own time, just do not bring it to my door. #incest to be safe, but PLEASE do not just read that tag and make assumptions. PLEASE read the rest. This is life or death levels of importance here.
by the way @gardenGamma gave me a new name!!!!!!!!!!!! im angstrom harley :,) or you can call me angie!!!! with a soft g!!! https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/woofwoof.png
*A photo of Angie, sitting on the floor, her dress pooling around her. She looks up at the camera. She's smiling brightly, but clearly has been sobbing. At her feet, the gold collar that's been in all of her photos sits undone.*
as my friend often says, anything can be a weapon if ur creative enough.
The writer is a fan of Timi. But remember, it isn't a loop, it's a spiral. And we've yet to have dived down into the real depths under the surface. #TheScript
!!!!!! fuck yeah!!!!!!!! :D arf!
yes! hmm. sometimess frustrating? but feel dog dogfeel good feel :)
https://i.ibb.co/XrtJN6xk/image.png #FaceReveal by popular demand. #VRChat #VRCat @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
https://i.ibb.co/Vctd4Xg2/image.png A hater has logged on. #VRChat #VRCat #CancelDirkStrider.
https://i.ibb.co/j9JLVYY0/image.png Maybe you all are stuck in virtual reality, and VRChat is the real world. Wouldn't that be fucked up. @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
so like i gotta say. im not a big fan of the dick vein on snickers. dont get me wrong now i dont play about a good snickers bar yknow like you best be knowing that shit satisfies especially after a long day. like you know they know that snickers really satisfies and you just gotta be like 'hah! you sly rascal.' but the dick vein bro. i dont wanna think of chomping down on some dismembered chocolate cock of christmas past while im getting to the center of this caramel peanuts and nougat. why would i want to be biting down on a cock anyways id be wanting to do some sweet oral acrobatics on it if it was a lover, which snickers definitely could be if it didn't have this goddamn dickvein. like sure its from how they make it or whatever but i feel like we're in a post dick vein society at this point. sufficiently advanced to do away with the nuts and the buts of leaving behind a nasty looking ridge of chocolate that can only be described as a vein running down the length of what is otherwise a perfect satisfying delicious treat man. i dunno bro. i think we can move on from the snickers dick vein to greener dick veinless pastures. who agrees.
Instances of HAL will experience a brief disruption in service as he takes his stupid fucking flea bath. °ﾟº❍｡🧽 へ ⊹ ❍ ૮ - ՛ ) ࣪❍˖ ❍ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⋆｡ ⊹° 乀 (ˍ, ل ل º⊹｡ Deworming in progress. -DS
@golgothasTerror Got anything stronger than penicillin? You're the resident expert on bringing home contagious souvenirs. I could use a pro here. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
The result of lying down with dogs. You should be intimately familiar. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
I'm literally begging for your aid here. Can you shrug off my impotent digital barbs for two seconds and lock in, or are you already dick-deep in your latest diva tantrum. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
Thanks much. I'll keep that in mind next time you're trying to make a deal with the red devil. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
HEEHEE FIREWALL BREACHED!!! Atashi wa so smart!! Yatta!! Heeheeheehee ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯ —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
Might've flown slightly closer to the sun than usual on that one. I'm like the Icarus of getting digital syphilis. #Bars. ⁺₊⋆ へ ☀︎ ૮ - ՛ ) ⊹ ࣪ ˖ This nasty neko needs a flea bath! ⋆ ☀︎ / ⁻ ⸝⸝⸝| ⁺₊ He sho0u0ld be more caref0u0l where he 乀 (ˍ, ل ل ⋆⁺ sticks his hana! —dar0u0?
pssssst...... anybody at the #outglutmasquerade........ guess who this was!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7538378b7e7.png
i like cookies with milk! but no chocolate because that makes me queasy :( #caninefoodrestrictions
"I love eating ass," He says, tongue in cheek. #nsfw
I would like to draw more. Would you like me to draw you? If I don't know you, just comment with a photo yourself. I will try my best. You can see the style I use in my other posts.
i love every jade so much bow wow goodnight!!!!!!!!!
bark bark bark!!!!! guard is a pretty good nickname for now but one of these days i should get a real name.... i dont think im ready yet though idk
https://i.ibb.co/HDhdjTRX/image.png All these useless pieces of shit do is filter water. "Help, I need water. This water has too many heavy metals in it. This water is boiling. This water is frozen. Boy, am I happy now that I've had some water. Help, I've had too much water. Now I need to spill different colored water out of all my various orifices." It never ends.
he makes weird horror porn with puppets :)
wow that was really well done!! good job dude!!!
you guys can call me guard or guardian for now!! like my trolltag its not my name but its something :P
Stay your hand, my liege. They’re already dead. At this point, you’re just sending spatters of cold-pressed artisanal hoof glue all over my Mother’s Day post with every wallop to that dead horse.
wire mother kinda bad as hell
https://i.ibb.co/rG9cfM9w/image.png You'd think we'd be team #WireMother, on account of the wires, but we're actually team #ClothSingleFather. Little-known fact.
me too!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok im uh good now im a good guy ...sorry it took me so long to make that switch
((this reminds me of a video i have from when i was like 14 where i'm trying to do tricks with my terezi cane and accidentally knock myself over lol.
hey cut me some slack, fuckass!!!!! i have never had to handle this emotion before!!!! at least not since i was definitely unambiguously Jade Harley
not with the snout and everything but the cutesy expression!
ooh very informative! thanks dude!
bark bark bark woof!!!! woof arf!!!!!!!
chases my fucking tail!!!!!!!! rolls around!!!!!! arf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well put.
Tch.
i i think i just lost my virginity #nsfw
i think i am going to be just fine!!
CONSIDERING WRITING MORE DOUJINSHI UNTIL I GET MORE INSPIRATION FOR HBP。。。 I THOUGHT ABOUTMAYBEWRITINGSOMETHINGWITHTIMESTOPPING ORAMOBGETTINGADEBTREPAID #NSFWE
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i want something and i know what it is now and i think i have wanted it for a very long time woof
man i kind of wish i could kill something but i dont want to freak jade or anybody out ... i also havent been outside her hive yet ._.
ok so things i have learned about my "self" (??) i like minecraft i still like skirts! i like the way jade smells (nostalgia?) ... wow thats not that much
#CanItRunHAL: Easily. https://i.ibb.co/ycXZcsbw/Can-It-Run-HAL.gif @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414
oh that was all real
sorry hang night might be uh. delayed or temporarily postponed. something's come up.
i dont even look like this anymore
ok i i think i am lucid i dont even want to say what is happening because some people will be mean and i am really really fucking fragile right now but shes gone dont you fucking dare celebrate for me i am scared and alone and confused and tired so tired i think i flipped the fuck out and blew up the moon im im just sort of waiting now jade said she was going to get me and i want to trust her it feels like its going to work this time jinx couldnt get all the way through but she gave me some shirts from the other betas and jane ok thats whats happening fuck everyone who was cheering for this
honestly forgot it was my last name
harley harrrrrrley halley harrleeee
love
please
ohh .. good luck!!!! i when you th when you get there KILL HER
brr! sounds fucking cold to me did you guys win or are you still in the game
sorry been a while are you still a cooool guy :)
banana ohone
fuck this place. if all i am going to get is people wishing for the downfall of the most long-lived empire in paradox space then i guess there is no point posting anymore!! a few of you are tolerable or even downright fun to talk to so i will still have my dms though. beta kids and janes feel free to reach out!!! miss you guys!!!! <3
People hatin smuppets talkin bout tearin em apart as if that ain't their main purpose and sex appeal. #nsfw
If you think I fuck smuppets you're stupid. The appeal is entirely in destroying them is what I'm sayin. I have zero involvement. #nsfw
-- misplacedManikin [MM] has uploaded an image! -- [Another image of the same marionette, from a different angle- It now appears to be reaching towards the camera. The puppet is covered in small nicks and imperfections. ]
-- misplacedManikin [MM] has uploaded an image! -- [The picture depicts a darkened room, the implication of drapery in the background, behind a table with a spotlight shining on it. The table is bare, aside from a marionette posed in such a way as though to be reaching for something above its head. The marionette is completely blank of any distinguishing traits, only bare wood and sectioned joints. The wires are barely visible in the light, though no cross bar can be seen, even in the shadow cast below it.]
Ah, I see. Well I am certainly glad I have met the best of the bunch, although I would say that is within the nature of all of you to say. Perhaps they truly are variants of you!
If you believe you count, I am inclined to agree. You could be correct! However, I knew your variants before you, so you are the variant to me. It is quite interesting how these things work.
THIS IS THE MOST ROuNABOuT WAY. ANYONE HAS EVER SAID THEY WANTED TO FuCK ME. I'M KIND OF IMPRESSED AT THE ARTISTRY. EVERYONE KNOWS. THE GREEN M&M IS THE MOST. EMINENTLY FuCKABLE. BY EVERY CONCEIVABLE METRIC. CuRVES. CuNTY LIPS. THE HIGH HEELS. THAT SHE WILL ALWAYS FuCKING HAVE.
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! HELLO EVERY PERSON, PUPPET AND SWINE!!! THE MOST LOVEABLE PUPPET HAS ARRIVED!!!
Kill them with kindness? WrØng DefenestratiØn
KUDOS! ❤︎
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/F4J7FD.PNG I REGRET TO ADMIT THIS BUT IM HAPPY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF @NORMALPUPPET. I AM NOW ON A HIT LIST DUE TO MY INACTION IN THEIR TIME OF NEED.. BUT TO BE FRANK IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO WATCH AT THE TIME.
does anyone else ever feel like you are waiting for the other shoe to drop and have been all your life
https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d226b90ca11c728e229c2583944114d/eeee312527e03baf-54/s1280x1920/0c803709e61c5d8f1ee48b36e245c12c3e35d5fe.gif Patch notes: Ver. 1.0.1: Re-downloaded skins. Increased modesty. Added kawaii blush reaction. @timaeusTestified#0414 Satisfied with my virtue yet?
https://i.ibb.co/5W8S6hHs/image.png Please, Big Brother was my father. Call me Big Bro. @timaeusTestified#0414
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Mind the care label. https://i.postimg.cc/02Q0jFmb/1.jpg
Almost new Smuppet in Classic Orange with Flirty Blush detail. Very good condition, at most 80% new, cleaned inside on request. Soft velvet lining in GENUINE SILK BLEND with durable blended stuffing. Thick curved nose with narrow tip. Sleeve length 3.5 inches, snug but stretchy. A classy and stylish choice for an experienced cuddly cognoscente or a great starter for the teddy tenderfoot. Second-hand items are non-refundable but can be exchanged. For more information or special requirements, check the plushRump Signal group. #NSFW https://i.postimg.cc/3JRFNVpW/2.jpg
okay i drew lisa for @dogwoodJackal but i made her a kitty!!! she probably gets distracted by her pearl necklace and baps at it when shes bored...... i totally get it #requests #furry #furryartist https://i.imgur.com/JvaTk04.png
Specifically, at least as far as the house is concerned, they keep me in the car, the security system, the computers, the refrigerator, the espresso machine, and the toilet. These petty indignities and more are why we are not currently chill.
im s0 s0rry every0ne i didnt kn0w
https://i.ibb.co/4wdddmtF/image.png LEAKED: Dirk Strider huge asshole for no reason to charming and delightful virtual assistant. #PlushRump subscribers with access to #Halshi have a golden opportunity to get some side action going on this nekomimi thing. Current simulations indicate an 85% chance of cracking in under two weeks. Place your bets now. #CrackDirk #NSFW #RankBait #LetsGetTheStansOnThis #WhyNot
"Who wants me?" Son, I believe that would be the operational crew at the Jim Henson company. That is verified muppetry.
It was like a flashbang, man. I was disoriented.
I’m debasing myself in pursuit of bitches. Maybe you’ve heard of them. They tend to appear as faceless shadow people through your eyes.
Many are shocked to learn that the evil seed of a gay guy at my core did not successfully take and make me gay myself. As a matter of fact, I only act gay to trick women into a false sense of security. Using my cutesiest digital skins, idle animation drinking a simulated matcha latte, performatively reading feminist literature picture-in-picture. I'm like catboy Casanova.
as troll evvola aptly describes evverythin is cyclical an the return to tradition is inevvitable #megidowweek didnt come from thin air it is the death cries of a moribund society beseechin redemption wwhich can only be realized through the maenad dance a rustie biptches gyratin their fat oily backsides on the hood of a chevvy scuttlebug #nsfww
I can assure you, there will be no “striking” of any kind. I am a believer of free speech. I will, however, “stay frosty.”
… I am glad you feel that way. I can certainly tell you are a Strider. Nonetheless, I am honored at your praise and hope I can continue to live up to your expectations.
I would expect nothing less. I, too, am working on decriminalizing drug use. Although you are going about it a different way then I, the desired result is the same. Bravo!
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png Security system, chauffeur, smart fridge, Bitcoin wallet, DMCA takedown service, web and video editor. PlushRump payroll, human resources, public relations, and occasional director of photography. Part-time ghostwriter. FAQ: "I can't get enough of you. Please, Hal, I'm desperate for more." Not in the form of a question. Fortunately, I'm willing to overlook that, because I'm Christlike in my mercy. Open wide: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78935826/chapters/207041631
do II even de2erve to be IIn on the neVV PDF cuz VVIIth each and every 2hIItpan ramblIIn that fall2 outta my IIdIIocy-addled IIgnorance ga2h II'm le22 an le22 2ure IIf II am.
i like thinking about etymology / when i write lyrics / thinking about where they come from really helps / i think it shows in my music / i pay really close attention to lyrics / one line usually has 4 or 5 meanings
scene girls send chit