Dude Strider
@turntechGodsaid
no name, call me dude current owner of plushrump.butts call me the samurai of satire the way ill cut you in twain. youre a mark
i'm a regular fucking human who's never played sburb. does it really get that serious?
yeah but id say skill issue for 99% of whiners
eugh... wow... i am... im getting up. oh my gosh, that is a new threshold of pain. wow. uhh... um... what day is it... oh, today is the 4th of june on my phone. okay. okay, it worked. ah... goddamn... we all have a lot of catching up to do, dont we?
not bad.
if you're outside my reality and got a water gun? let me know cause holy shit thats cool how did i do that.
appearified in a cement block. both times. dont even have cement blocks here were not a construction site. bright side, free cement blocks
weird. guess you gotta crack into them.
must be someone in your reality interfering. maybe if i send a cement block?
minecraft.
still havent managed to get that into our session yet. entered too early. #anachronism
Interesting insights to be gleamed about how people will anthropromorphize and then subsequently grow attached to that perceived personhood in a program.
You're not saying anything.
What are you gleaming from that message now?
Now you're fixing typoes? How cute.
You're adorable to blue ball. So mad you're fixing my flubs. #nsfw
Could y'all do this somewhere off of my post. TIA.
Why the actual fuck are Roxy, Dirk, Jane, and Jake talking about the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park as if it were real? #horror #body-horror ((iykyk))
if?
Yes because it's not fucking real.
Alright. It should be back on. Expanded immediate memory, removed some clutter, cleared up the lexicon. If it gives you any lip, I'll hear about it. #juniorcrash
give the man back his tits he earned them #nsfw
look mr johnny test you have to do this. you cant just leave dukey barren and bereft. its not very "interesting" of you at all
seems like pride month is a post-entry deal. thanks obama. i guess. wonder how many other of the site categories got months. at least two. #suggestive
Could slap a rainbow logo on there before you talk your shit. I'm informed the lawyers call it covering one's ass.
@imJunior Hook a brother up?
it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
was waiting for you to post a new pic before roasting like you wanted so bad. this is unfair, what can i even say? you look like a digital reconstruction of an incomplete set of bones that they shrinkwrapprd the skin around, but they tossed a few jello cups in there for good measure. whats that little bit in the lower right there. too low to be your ass. you wearing a tail big boy? my understanding is that the purple ones are supposed to be rich, but that cant be right. you cant even afford glass, youve got those things sized perfectly to fit into your sunken eye sockets, not a fraction of cent spent more than you had to. how are you baring two armpits while showing just one side? or did someone suck the jello out of your titty cup? your head fins look like youve been swimming in a shitty local crick. not a creek, the locals call it a crick, thats how you know its polluted to hell. your horns look like what i assume your alien penises look like. all the effort put into your presentation and you still have hairs hanging out of place in your face. im done, i cant feed into your humiliation fetish anymore, i dont wanna know what it looks like when you cream your ugly little britches #nsfw
Drinking milk is gay as hell.
truth nuke
Quick. Drop your lore in the comment section. I would like to turn you into an NPC for my game.
Indeed.
i will draw you a sona just leave a comment and ill do it.. this is my #offer and part of my #SCHEME
#mycherubsona
so i was literally right
gonna take some engagement bait for a test run. comment with a pic of yourself and ill roast your look
MY TURN. ME TOO. I ALSO WANT TO HEAR. ABOUT THE COMPLEX COCKTAIL OF DISGUST AND AROUSAL. THAT MY ALIEN HOT SLUT FORM. INSPIRES WITHIN YOU. I'LL EVEN MAKE IT #NICE AND EASY. BY BEING THE ONLY ONE OF THESE LOSERS. TO PROVIDE 4K. HD. SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE. OF ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT. #NICEMAID.
first thing i notice, you dont show up in the mirror. you seem like the type to be flattered by any comparison i could make using that though. could say its so disgusted by your form it bends light to avoid reflecting it, but eh. no no, ive got it, the mirrors been threatened by whoevers leaving those pink blotches on you to stay silent. what am i even looking at here? is this a xeno skin condition? std? or are you a human who bathed in sharpie for a bit but was being chikan-ed like achilles in the river styx, dozens of hands all grabbing at you, ensuring you have plenty of glowing red weakspots to aim for. and sheesh girl, take a toothbursh to your horns or something, they look nasty. you sleep on that bed with those things? youre gonna get bedbugs. that do isnt "do"-ing you any favors either. see what i did there? a bun *and* youre letting that frizzy mess hang down? if youre gonna go for the whole oriental thing at least put in some effort to make it cohesive. and your wrist, holy shit. im starting to think those have to be bruises and youre being adult-beaten. how else do you explain looking like a skeleton? thats a toothpick. i could snap that thing by looking at it right, not just wrong. could snap it by looking at it left. i bet it snapped just now because i looked at it through the picture. have some rice, get some carbs, take better care of your macros. and is your other hand put on the wrong way or do you just have some freakish fingers? your pinky cant be that much shorter than your ring finger. is that the finger length difference that means youre gay, like pyro from tf2? #anachronism. im starting to think i need to call cpa. is that why everything is all green, is this your salad fingers tribute? the surgery wasnt worth the bit. you have enough boonbucks, either alchemize a new fit or buy the blue color channel already. its hard for me to even comment on that thing actually, my eyes are protected from the highlighter glare but honestly? i think the outfits protecting my eyes from much, much worse. you probably look like a courtroom doll underneath, youre gonna show me where the bad man who threatened the mirror touched you. please, keep the corduroy on. i think what im most disappointed in, besides how terminally unfuckworthy those sheets are, is your lipstick. it doesnt even match your horns. youve got multiple shades of green, multiple shades of red, it just turns into a muddy christmas day. sorry kids, brown christmas this year, and its not even daddys fault this time. santa slipped and broke his neck, but its okay, he left the sleigh so we get all the toys. better call moist miser though, tell him the good news. was it moist miser who touched you? is he the one who will only feed you a single grape a day? i know hes a real freak, he likes his christmases 50 degrees and damp. id ask you to pick him out of a line-up but weve already got enough cultural insensitivity going on and im not going to take the responsibility of designing the mascot for "brown christmas". overall, would, but only after shoving you through a carwash at least twice #nsfw #nsfwe? #abuse #