Dude Strider
@turntechGodsaid
no name, call me dude current owner of plushrump.butts call me the samurai of satire the way ill cut you in twain. youre a mark
I TOOK A LOOK AROUND AND ALL I SEE ARE SOME TALKS ABOUT BULGES WHAT THE FUUCKKKKK?????? #nsfw
꧁hithere. uhm yeah. thisis troll socialmedia. bulges and other vernacular related to genitalia of trolls will be pretty common. notunlike. theidea that people from earth post humorous photos likethe one below. bulges, also, are a cultural landmark for trolls, as well as a continued method of survival. theyare. much. more valuablein. alterniasociety. than say. a penis. is. in earth society. dueto the social pressures and dynamics of troll society regarding intimacy. #nsfw #explanation example of human earth culture humor https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9883bab9c94.png꧂
theres nothing more important than dicks in earth culture. everythings a dick, a cock, a dong, a "penis" as you so clinically put it. every nation has its dick: the eiffel tower, big ben, the tower of pisa (leans a little to the left), the entire state of florida, i could go on. the history of human war has always been phallocentric: we evolved from spears, to guns with ever longer barrels, to tanks to really swang that thing around, to drone operated missiles so we can fuck a crater into whatever we want. everything is about proving how big your dick is, from your car, your house, your wife, a favorite pastime is sucking on cigs until something cums out, just about every bit of racism inevitably brings em up, either to call em pathetic little girls or to say theyll have their way with your women, its all dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, dicks, all the way down, at one point the most powerful man on earth was named "tricky dick". so what im saying is you guys must be fuckin obsessed with bulges if youre leaving us in the dust. from what ive seen on the timeline? yeah, i believe it. #suggestive?
DID YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO EXPLAIN ALL THAT
the fucks a subsidiary and why the fuck is dynamo one of those of skaianet also told you goofy fucks this wasnt some creepypasta last ping cause im starting to feel like i got my theraputing in for the day thank you all daves and very specifically @broStrider in particular as requested for this trip down memory lane even if it was a bit of a faceplant
wheres good ol teddy r when you need him to do some monopoly busting? skaianet could stand to lose a few kneecaps.
ok i do not fucking remember this shit on lil hustler what the fuck please tell me im tripping cause this shit got me dizzy as a motherfucker vertigo up and down and side to side in this bitch recorded some audio of a quick playthrough from some romhack i snagged not sure if that shit will help any none of you guys remember this shit??? https://vocaroo.com/16LdZKv2R2vo
still dont know the game, but the audios familiar. think that tune and definitely the laugh were in some of the plushrump.butts videos. precisely calculated so the laugh would go off whenever there was a statistically significant chance of a viewer getting off at that moment in the vid. guess this is the source. or at least uses the same sound file. #nsfw
my therapist aka my sister says i should reach out to more striders and share experiences or whatever the fuck so i am if you were pinged its cause i wanna know something and how specific to me my lived experiences were but feel free to chime in strider or no do any of you remember that dogshit quarter eater cueball game motherfucking lil hustler https://arcarc.xmission.com/PDF_Arcade_Manuals_and_Schematics/Lil%20Hustler.pdf
didnt go to arcades.
꧁@technicallyTimaeus I guess we're posting cute lusus pics! Look at HALLusus! https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠8e2647a1ecf2.webp #CANILOVEHAL #YES!!! I love you HALLusus. #NSFW Because of what's in his hands.꧂
꧁That's my lusus.꧂
Couldn’t be prouder of the adult troll pervert I accidentally adopted.
oh, its a pervert? were all square, now it makes sense.
꧁imnotapervert. imagamer.꧂
im not a square, im a four-sided shape with equal side lengths and angles.
꧁----o?o---- sounds to me like you're a square you should loosen up꧂
didnt you hear me? four-sided shape with equal side lengths and angles. so much for the tolerant left.
꧁where did the tolerant go꧂
yall ever been poor enough to eat paper
more like rich enough im stacking paper like a scooby doo sandwich then down the hatch it goes yum yum.
.im gonna be a footnotE ((#dramA
just like andy in toy story.
i dont even know any seers.
secoNd is best? how curious, to declare yourself beholdeN to a rule made iN school schoolfeediNg riNgs for aNd by wigglers.
tied up? i am Not that kiNd of troll. i just offer guidaNce. because i am a seer. :)
then whats the point of you. why would i want to hang with an alien that isnt a sexy lady in a bodysuit with a prosthetic forehead and three tits and a weirdly dominatrix-esque culture. why? #nsfw
Do you think she smiles down at me from up there? Or do you think she frowns, full of remorse and regret? Do you think she remembers me at all? (( #rosessketchbook ))
in my experience jade is good at remembering things.
