Dude Strider
@turntechGodsaid
no name, call me dude current owner of plushrump.butts call me the samurai of satire the way ill cut you in twain. youre a mark
group howling in 5
la.
woah did anyone else just hear a single angelic note
does a backflip
she astounds the world again. fuckin incredible.
when s)(e died and s)(e wasnt in my pan anymore i lost a lot of what i thought was me i lost what made me the wolf and now im just a dumb mutt
im not as alert or smart or efficient as i was maybe i put it in a mean way but i am literally lesser without )(er
sounds gay. get good. you did it before, you can do it again. coach died in a horrible hot dog stand related incident but the big game is still coming up and youve gotta put on a real show, youve gotta pull out all the stops, you cant let the rival team win *again* or else the schools sports program is going to be shut down for good. its the bottom of the ninth, 3rd down, the scrimmage is ready, and youre still an absolute beast(sona) on the court, with or without coach cake warming the bench and glaring you down.
does a backflip
holy shit.
was it so awesome and cool?
poking bec with my foot while he side-eyes me. demon dog choosing to spare me tonight.
what?
i asked first mr shades.
probably not.
what if it is?
its not. im talking about the dog right in front of me. not some fursona four prancing all night looking fuck.
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blocked all my friends, rose is a psycho, john's pathetic, and dave is irritating
ew, don't associate with me ever.
MY GOD I DIDN'T REALIZE A STRIDER WITHOUT THE WHIMSY OF A FUCKING EGBERT WOULD BE SUCH A TOOL
no idea what youre talking about big shoots. you gotta remember, im not advertising this. my whole steeze is something youve gotta mine organically, im not just gonna hand it over. but here you are, taking the easy way out. the road often traveled. two wrongs dont make a right, but three lefts? that makes you look like an asshole. and now youre moving widdershins, thats not the same as turning right. you shoulda just committed to doing things proper from the start, but no, you just had to be all sinister. get a clue then play it, make your accusation turn one, thats always the play, the odds of winning then and there arent awful.
fuck off strider
IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE, YOU'RE WEARING TRIANGLE SHADES. ANY DAVE THAT KNOWS A JOHN DITCHED THOSE FUCKS.