@turntechGodsaid — #nsfw
[a well lit recreation of the lady and the tramp spaghetti scene, but with two smuppets and a plate of yarn. they begin slurping it up, the pile shrinks, the line goes taut... then it keeps going. one of the smuppets is unraveled, its strands sucked into the other. it keeps losing mass, losing limbs, its pert smuppet nose the last part to go. the other smuppets stomach gets fatter and fatter the entire time. once it has entirely consumed the other smuppet its face turns towards the camera. it holds this glare, silently, judging, for an entire minute before the video ends.] #nsfw #nsfwe #gore??
in the house like carpet like carpet like carpet in the house like carpet in the house like dolls in the house feeling smalls in the house like katanas in the house i dont wanna in the house like smoke this house is a joke in the house like a red room this housell be dead soon in the house like carpet like carpet like carpet in the house like carpet #substances #nsfw?
okay so im even gonna make sure the lady i guess is the resident expert sees this. but heres the pitch. you take a plate of poor, pathetic morsels. youre hungry, youre desperate. they arent worthy of the oven, not even the air fryer. you arent worthy of anything better either. you open the door. satisfying clunk. you set the plate in. you close the door. thunk. your food is locked into the red room now. you hit the buttons. beep, beep, beep. its all so clinical. youre licking your lips with anticipation. you hit start. the lights go up. the hum starts. your plate rotates, showing off every delicious angle...Read more
the microwave is the most sexually perverse kitchen appliance and its not even close #nsfw
do you think her tits are hollow if i stick my hand up in there can i make em go bounce bounce like shes on a one person trampoline #bouncingonit? #nsfw
fenestrate, penetrate, men i take... and then i wake? #nsfw
so the ultimate reward was x but less horny i get that but now i have to see. well i was gonna say twink but that's just me being close minded i guess i'm the problem. i have to see a bear(?) version of bro getting metaphorically, metaphysically, physically, and euphorically getting pegged by whoever the hell this is? shit like i didn't have enough material for new vids you're being too generous to me now i feel like i should be paying out royalties #nsfw
shoving hexbugs up my ass just to feel something #nsfw
why are ducks the bath companion of choice anyways whatd they do to earn that billions of other animals and we pick these assholes water off a ducks back who even says that duck! okay now im the asshole crouching because you saw a stupid bird i dont even think they can swim they just float then desperately dive for weeds and shit and you dont even want me to get into duck dongs and you really dont want duck dongs in you you wonder why youve never seen a duck furry? and dont even get on me trying to call it a feathery or a beaky its a fucking furry i didnt go to 12 years of fursuit academy for yo...Read more
((OOC Explanation Post! This is a Dave! Just a bit short of Breath. No John means no Stiller shades means no spreading his wings and getting out of Bro's shadow. May edit this in the future, but this is as much as needs said right now. 1st Edit! #nsfw themes may arise as Dude ran/runs plushrumps, the smuppet porn site. The implications of this are about as bad as they sound.))
just imagine some lowkey chill bongo type percussion like im some long-haired wellness guru easing you into the group hotbox in the back of my windowless van, the beats are vaguely racist sounding but not in a way youre comfortable with calling out. the white girl in dreads next to you sure as hell isnt and youre looking to score. those beats exactly, lowering you into the high tied my girls dick in a knot like a cherry stem finding new horizons like im leif erickson modding in knotted cocks so i can taste cherry's stem she drops, six seconds, leave it where its been blowing up like a balloon fel...Read more