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@turntechGodsaid — #rankbait

okay so im even gonna make sure the lady i guess is the resident expert sees this. but heres the pitch. you take a plate of poor, pathetic morsels. youre hungry, youre desperate. they arent worthy of the oven, not even the air fryer. you arent worthy of anything better either. you open the door. satisfying clunk. you set the plate in. you close the door. thunk. your food is locked into the red room now. you hit the buttons. beep, beep, beep. its all so clinical. youre licking your lips with anticipation. you hit start. the lights go up. the hum starts. your plate rotates, showing off every delicious angle...Read more

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