Dave Strider
@turntechGravehead
(icon by @kvaaassssss on tumblr dot com) suck it wild style and get jiggy with it
happy pride month my ass hurts #suggestive
back to being all humany ive had my fun
marble
why is there an army of marbles
im turning decrepit theres no other explanation for my back going numb randomly
there is a cat circling on me and kneading my bony ass thighs what enjoyment does this bring the creature besides causing pain
somehow this sounds like not my problem i mean its your ass not mine really not my fault if your ass cant hold up to the real world is it
you were just jealous of how perfect my ass is and tried to sabatoge me but jokes on you my ass still looks fantastic with scars
hey man i never said your ass wasnt fantastic thats something we both have in common no need to get up in arms about it
im barely holding my brain together right now where the fuck am i floating away to and why do i feel like im staring through mesh
i fell asleep in the middle of shoving soggy noodles in my mouth im a modern miracle
great success i found five bucks i can now feed myself for the next two weeks with clearance dollar store food im living the high life or whatever the fuck the saying is is it the good life or the high life because technically im high but only elevation wise since im on the roof but otherwise im bitch cold sober what was i saying
gonna quote rose here dusting off this old ass quote saved it for a rainy day you dont have to earn support
i mean you could buy whatever you want. i have a shit ton of money and i dont do anything with it.
hey man someones gotta here ill bring the tissues theyre kleenex with that soft stuff in it so your nose doesnt get all raw and gross emote it out broskie
ive just been using the cheap paper towels for tissues cause they cost less and you get more
dude trust me just get tp for the snot nosed scenes paper towels will rock your shit like holy fuck have you ever had to stuff those things up your nose cause its leaking like a faucet it sucks
wait did i miss something what the hell
i should draw a bird from memory and see what new abominations i create
im ready for the beach i got my 120spf sunscreen and UV blocking clothes and a big ass umbrella
bitch im alive
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oh shit oh fuck not the not the ak fur-ty seven (i dont know guns what gun is that)
i rise
i hate building furniture wdym i cant use cardboard and random plywood and cinderbricks
yall im outta aj and i busted my goddamn ankle and knee for the third time this year this is the end of me
... Do you want some apple juice? I will have some sent to you. Get well soon.
shrimp
ive been left to my own devices and i lack the ability to cook edible food without consequences
time for a good healthy dinner consisting of mini chips ahoy and an entire container of lettuce shoved into my mouth raw
for #fishfriday i want everyone to know that whale sharks are spectacular
Hell yeah. Teach the people about fish. I don’t care if it’s against their will.
If I was nice I would say I agree buʇ I am now evil so fuck you
