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dave, probably

@turntechhGodd

i like to piss people off for fun. my life is too short to give a fuck

Blood: RustKult Score: 1451Kull Score: 238219 followers10 following

im about to fucking eliminate the need for therapy if i ever have to go back ever

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SHIT I HAVE THERAPY TODAY I FORGOT TO PREPARE FOR THAT FUCK FUCKF

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he called me his dog??? whose autistic ass thinks this is flirting ???

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>FQ *^*^_>yio uknow its no treallyas uncomomion as you at tfirst mihbght lead yourslef to bleive

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i'm adding my ability to decipher your chitt to my resume

>FQ *^*^_>thaknk you maybr it could la nd you ajob?

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>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/davereact.png its o k youc natake asmuch time as youl need

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>FQ *^*^_>oh yuour al.owed to feel mroe than o neemetion on here ! ui undersdtnad : )

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this guy just foujd out about complex emotions . i feel a LOT of them

>FQ *^*^_>tehr are a lots o fthings i dpnt udnerstand but the othn er trols tell me thnats ok . an dssometimes ican ujnderstand n ewconcepts atb blazign fast speed

ive made strawberry cake . go ahead im waiting to be congratulated

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< *the mighty huntress claps* :33< mew did it!

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Total: 5
@lilShitpeta[LS]

thank you. your praise is acknowledged

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Congratulations. Send me some.

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Total: 5

ok but i'm writing a mean message in icing on your slice

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

What did I do to deserve that?

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i'm losing a slice of cake to you this is reason enough..

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

If you don't want to send me some, that's fine too.

NO i'll send you some itll judg have mean messages written in frosting

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@ghostyTrickster[GT]

save me a slice!

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Total: 7

we'll see..

god give me patience because ifnyou give me strength im drinking this entire bowl of cake batter

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Total: 30
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|--[ yOu Better hAve An emergency numBer At the reAdy fOr the impending stOmAch trOuBles yOu'll get. ]-->

it's fine i'm hashtag tuff

eats all the marshmallows out of ur cereal

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Total: 55
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@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ its okay !! ! :-)_☺]=-

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@turntechGodbird[TG]

fucker

is it all sundhines and rainbo w on ur sid of the unicersd

fukck her i barely know her #nsfw joke

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@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ yesssss :-) with #myinternet !!_☺]=-

i fucking saw something i shouldnt have oh my god

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Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35

should i stop taking drugs or do i 180 and take enough to give me amnesia

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< lOOp sO far arOuNd tHe wHeel yOu 4get >c

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@megaloMemes[MM]

right. i'll do lines

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< gOOd plaN >c

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i think i js heard the scariest thing anyone could ever say to me and it was "miss you"

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if i can still walk im not fucked up enough #substances

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happy 4/20 smoke some shit today or face the consequences. sorry guys i frgot all about you freaks untol just now #substance

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B33 < *tc rolls a fat blunt of catnip and 4/20 blazes that shit* happy 4/20!! #substance

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hell fucking yeah cat man

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the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: like, pity, hate, and secret 4th emotion

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@passiveSerialization[PS]

ah, mediate! a woefully underserviced quadrant, dear one. how gracious of you to acknowledge it.

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mediates you

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

hunger

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you have been mediated... in return! what a laugh. (:^

is itlk kkay if itale a nap kayhghanks imgonnna use your bed ok?

following people if they're funny as fuck is the best

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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<the follow button is awesome because we all just browse the everything feed anyway its literally just a "i respect this user" button

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HOW DO I HATE SOMEONE'S REACTION TO MY CHITT.

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I'm pretty sure the ability to hate is built into your brain. hope this helps!

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[this chitt has been removed]

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i'm still scared from the bad dream i had; not because i am pathetic but because in the dream i was extremely nice to you losers

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Hope.
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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<its cool how they let stupid people on here too

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rechitt

i fucking love this website https://file.garden/ad6pgwx5M13uwGUG/IMG_2302.jpeg

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what do you fukckers knkw about good music anyway huh ugh

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Troll Siri play check by bbno$

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II"m sorry!! =:[

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Total: 5

1 KN0W PL3NTY 4B0UT G00D MUS1C 1 H4V3 4 W1D3LY CULTUR3D P4L4T3

you're forgiven easily

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proof or it didnt happen

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Sorry about my bbno$ comment I thought it'd be funny to say something that is objectively not the best.

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it was funny

H4V3 Y0U 3V3R L1ST3N3D T0 34ST3RN 4LT3RN14N SL4M P03TRY

0R 3V3N B3TT3R 34ST3RN B3F0R4N SL4M P03TRY

TR0LL YUK1 CH1B4 1S STR41GHT F1R3

she neil on degrasse til i tyson #rap

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Ratio: 1.70

#NEILPOSTING

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II thiink you shoulld keep workshoppiing thiis llyriic. Good start though!!

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if im mean to you i hate you if im mean to you i like you if im nice to you i like you if im nice to you theres a chance i hate you though good luck

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