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dave, probably

@turntechhGodd

get in line

Blood: RustKult Score: 261Kull Score: 3213 followers2 following

i can hear mt neighbors arguing imm gonna tweak tf out lik fenuinely #substances i n ot gkmma tag all mh posts with this bulkshit

who the shit pscks weed ihto browjies and leaves them OUT for unsuspecting passersby wil just wantba sweet treat #substance i thiknk ugh

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just gott∆ hope the rumors were f∆lse

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if i believeenoggh

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@turncoatGoathead[TG]

you fell for the trap dawg theres no way that wasnt at least a little on purpose

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im gonna bhrn his stash

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iforhot what i wad thinking anout i think im hknna lay dkwn now holy shit

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>> Dr¡nk some water Dave

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my mouth tadtes like ass

>> DEF¡N¡TE1Y dr¡nk some water 1o1

next person go het phylisipophical ob me and post some craxy shit i'm gojng to cause uiu problemd

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dave dave daaaaaave guss what

what

I have a unicorn now

what does fjis even mean

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it means i hae a fucking uniconr. a horse wuth a horn

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what yhe fuck you goddamn liar dont plyay

if i accidentally hated uour chit im srry ny page refreshed imrtweaju

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is it kicking in, dave?

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>> ¡ keep acc¡denta11y hat¡ng peop1e 1o1

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my fuckibngod

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do you need a trip sitter? should I call one of your friends? /gen

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i'm GOOD i'm fine k dont need to be babtsat ILL LIBR

in that case ill sit back and watch

my bro left some brownies on the counter. they taste kinda gross. tf

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

better bu(kle up

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oh just you wait. give it like an hour or two

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>> Dave no don't the brown¡es

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Omg How Many Did You Eat??!!!!

what.

the fucking what

jst go lay down nd watch a movie

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only like THREE they were too fucking gross but i was HUNGRY okay

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it might not be but ive been he∆ring rumors

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Better Barkel Up, Buddy. You're Gonna See The World With A Whole New Set Of Sightspheres

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went to the kitchen to eat but there are too many puppets on the stove. why do puppets need to cook for anyway. i'm gonna shove them in the oven.

if one more person mentions hamsters in my dms i'm gonna seriously crash the fuck out i dont get beat up for nothing

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Wha+ have I d♡ne g♡♡d g♡g

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receiving end of my attacks

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I'll be execu+ed +♡nigh+ f♡r +his f♡r SURE

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>> why are so many peop1e dm¡ng you about hamsters

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that's what i'm asking. i'm not small or fluffy.

>> we11 when was the 1ast t¡me you doub1e checked

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what the fuck i think i'd know if i was a hamster hey check your mail box i sent you a gift.

>> WA¡T NO ¡ SWEAR– ¡ D¡DNT EVEN DM YOU ABOUT HAMSTERS 😭😭

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what do you guys think of my new rap ... im not posting the lyrics online i dont want anyone to steal it. but what do you think.

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kind of thought you said hamsters not haters and accepted it for a sec. thanks #fuckai

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@fishySniper[FS]

you wish

ugh..

Hams+ers are +HE bigges+ ha+ers unf♡r+ch

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you're probably in the range of right and wrong

perh∆ps

Opinion censored for privacy

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gee thanks you really mean it?

10/10.

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you know ball.

i miss my bro but nobody say shit to him about it or i'll send you a bomb in the mail.

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ooooh im tellin him im so tellin him

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i said i'll BOMB YOU dude 🧨🧨

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ok sure idc

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he liked my chitt you're not getting out of this alive

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BAAHAAHAHAAHHFHHJ

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

send pEoplE bombs in the mAIl AnywAy.

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you'll be my second.

tell me something about you and i'll rate how many hamsters would bite you for it

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i hack 4 funsies but like i dobt steal info the most i do is raid personal websites

several hamsters bite you, but it's because you're a rat just like them

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nice... I GUESS...

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i heavily doubt some of you should be allowed to chitt

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my bro is snoring so fucking loud i'm going to smother him with one of his godawful puppets if he keeps it up.

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he says i'm a dick but you are what you eat ig #nsfw

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good for you dave. good for you

this feels very backhanded but i'll take it

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god i need him so fucking bad it's not even funny. how to seduce a dude. #nsfw #vagueposting

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i went to the eye doctor and turns out i cant see for shit. dont know how that happened. aside from this i'm healthy as fuck so i guess bro

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jointhe contacts squad

got me all the way messed up if you think i'm gonna touch my own eyeball. shivers

ok glassesboi

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i'll get my sunglasses prescription and no one will ever notice. because i'm not a nerd...

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» hi i've just found this website thabks to my friend #thegoat i have no idea what im doing but uh yeah also headmate posting ♥️ or whatev

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» NO FUCK I DIDNT MEAN TO TAG IT HOW DO I GO BACK . BACKSPACE BACKSPACD

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

IT'S ME #THEGOAT

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