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dave, probably

@turntechhGodd

i like to piss people off for fun. my life is too short to give a fuck

Blood: RustKult Score: 1451Kull Score: 238219 followers10 following

im about to fucking eliminate the need for therapy if i ever have to go back ever

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SHIT I HAVE THERAPY TODAY I FORGOT TO PREPARE FOR THAT FUCK FUCKF

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he called me his dog??? whose autistic ass thinks this is flirting ???

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>FQ *^*^_>yio uknow its no treallyas uncomomion as you at tfirst mihbght lead yourslef to bleive

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i'm adding my ability to decipher your chitt to my resume

>FQ *^*^_>thaknk you maybr it could la nd you ajob?

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>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/davereact.png its o k youc natake asmuch time as youl need

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>FQ *^*^_>oh yuour al.owed to feel mroe than o neemetion on here ! ui undersdtnad : )

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this guy just foujd out about complex emotions . i feel a LOT of them

>FQ *^*^_>tehr are a lots o fthings i dpnt udnerstand but the othn er trols tell me thnats ok . an dssometimes ican ujnderstand n ewconcepts atb blazign fast speed

ive made strawberry cake . go ahead im waiting to be congratulated

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:33< *the mighty huntress claps* :33< mew did it!

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

thank you. your praise is acknowledged

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Congratulations. Send me some.

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ok but i'm writing a mean message in icing on your slice

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What did I do to deserve that?

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i'm losing a slice of cake to you this is reason enough..

If you don't want to send me some, that's fine too.

NO i'll send you some itll judg have mean messages written in frosting

save me a slice!

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we'll see..

god give me patience because ifnyou give me strength im drinking this entire bowl of cake batter

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|--[ yOu Better hAve An emergency numBer At the reAdy fOr the impending stOmAch trOuBles yOu'll get. ]-->

it's fine i'm hashtag tuff

eats all the marshmallows out of ur cereal

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-=[ its okay !! ! :-)_☺]=-

fucker

is it all sundhines and rainbo w on ur sid of the unicersd

fukck her i barely know her #nsfw joke

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-=[ yesssss :-) with #myinternet !!_☺]=-

i fucking saw something i shouldnt have oh my god

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should i stop taking drugs or do i 180 and take enough to give me amnesia

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c< lOOp sO far arOuNd tHe wHeel yOu 4get >c

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@megaloMemes[MM]

right. i'll do lines

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c< gOOd plaN >c

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i think i js heard the scariest thing anyone could ever say to me and it was "miss you"

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if i can still walk im not fucked up enough #substances

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happy 4/20 smoke some shit today or face the consequences. sorry guys i frgot all about you freaks untol just now #substance

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B33 < *tc rolls a fat blunt of catnip and 4/20 blazes that shit* happy 4/20!! #substance

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hell fucking yeah cat man

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the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse: like, pity, hate, and secret 4th emotion

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ah, mediate! a woefully underserviced quadrant, dear one. how gracious of you to acknowledge it.

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mediates you

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hunger

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you have been mediated... in return! what a laugh. (:^

is itlk kkay if itale a nap kayhghanks imgonnna use your bed ok?

following people if they're funny as fuck is the best

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K--<the follow button is awesome because we all just browse the everything feed anyway its literally just a "i respect this user" button

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HOW DO I HATE SOMEONE'S REACTION TO MY CHITT.

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I'm pretty sure the ability to hate is built into your brain. hope this helps!

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[this chitt has been removed]

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i'm still scared from the bad dream i had; not because i am pathetic but because in the dream i was extremely nice to you losers

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i fucking love this website https://file.garden/ad6pgwx5M13uwGUG/IMG_2302.jpeg

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what do you fukckers knkw about good music anyway huh ugh

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Troll Siri play check by bbno$

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II"m sorry!! =:[

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you're forgiven easily

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proof or it didnt happen

Sorry about my bbno$ comment I thought it'd be funny to say something that is objectively not the best.

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it was funny

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she neil on degrasse til i tyson #rap

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#NEILPOSTING

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II thiink you shoulld keep workshoppiing thiis llyriic. Good start though!!

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if im mean to you i hate you if im mean to you i like you if im nice to you i like you if im nice to you theres a chance i hate you though good luck

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lukewarm notice if i pity your 'i was blocked:(' message i feel bad for you and if i like if i'm laughing at you

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