♦ pitied by @turntechhGodd
:33< dude check it out :33< *the mighty huntress holds out a box full of wires*
:33< yeah dont tell anyaone snitches get stitches
>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/davereact.png its o k youc natake asmuch time as youl need
>FQ *^*^_>oh yuour al.owed to feel mroe than o neemetion on here ! ui undersdtnad : )
>FQ *^*^_>thaknk you maybr it could la nd you ajob?
>FQ *^*^_>yio uknow its no treallyas uncomomion as you at tfirst mihbght lead yourslef to bleive
X I’m still high from yesterday #substance x
save me a slice!
man... WAY too many #substances last n1ght... woke up 1n bed w1th my alt self and everyth1ng... #awkward #wouldst1llh1t1tsober
What did I do to deserve that?
K--<okay man well im the one who has seen wikipe-tan adult version naked so
:33< sorry should have specified :33< i love peopurr who suck except fur that bitch shitpeta i hope she falls off a cliff
WHO DO YOU TH1NK PUT 1T TH3R3
:33< i love peopurr who suuuuuck :33
>FQ *^*^_>https://file.garden/aea0OMczOgeuvhl-/6%207.png ahae haeh aoheheaheheha he ahe oae
K--<theres my little pony porn on wikipedia btw can someone round up the dirks i think they need to know about this
I have, serveral times, it ain't working.
thats what im sayin
i think i might be / really depressed
They should invent spiralling that is good for you and fixes all your problems.
Thanks to the strangely acquired prize money I came into possession of last night at the Faux Funeral, I was able to make some much needed purchases. Including some quality weed. Gracious I sound like such a putz saying “weed” online. Anyway, as they say: Blaze it. #substance
I'M. NOT SURE HOW MUCH THAT WILL HELP? but thanks i think
How was that your takeaway.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა that⁀is⁀not⁀my⁀name! but⁀thank⁀you⁀for⁀trying!
Trying to pinpoint my insecurities by highlighting CURRENT failings will not give you a foothold on my nerves. You simply have to know how mortifying I was to be around in 2011. You want to antagonize me? I suggest you find my quasi-twee epic bacons graphic tee teenage polyvores!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hi! hi⁀there! if⁀that⁀makes⁀you⁀happy⁀then⁀i⁀am⁀glad!
thats vwhat im saying i should be attracting these gals like flies to honey
no
tOnIght i will be smOkIng strAIght tar.
:33 < ... :33 < okay, i think youre too high to talk to right now
thanks dave!!! miss you!!!!! <3
smoking that shit that makes people do dom/sub things in m7 (omments. apparentl7. #substan(es
oh its fine, im not going to do anything like that to you again!!
:33 < happy 4/20 to those that celebrate! :33 < the one time i tried w33d i panicked and thought equius was gonna kill me if he found out and i accidentally clawed up daves legs something fierce
I deeply regret publicly admitting ive fucked that guy #nsfw
∻My grubph☢ne st☢pped w☢rking. P☢sted fr☢m my sludget☢p∻
at least my talons are painted again makes me feel less like a #freak
#substances hapy 4/20 the 1 tiem i smoked i got rlly scared and cuddld with breakfast whiel only watchign a fuckin sprots anime
(( proudly planning to be a discord lurker. my goats are all right here ))
What the fuck. Why did I sleep so long.
XS < zexie ppl zhuldnt have to work
I think more people should consider going #outside Today one of my friends pointed at a bird and said Hey that's a black phoebe And I was very happy! Now I know what those calls I keep hearing are
D --> Four ways twain D --> Absent souls cause quadrant pain D --> Magnif-cent legs that do not sprain D --> Muscle cling to bony scaffold D --> Osseous spire, muscled folds D --> Higher up, prime cut D --> Powerful thighs, thick butt-o% D --> Built like- strong and doth fight
K--<being liked and respected is a great feeling, presumably.
>•★ok but that idea is kinda silly,,,you gotta catch them all and fill up the striderdex or smthn★•<
Hey Chittr why did that send one hundred thousand times asking for a friend
you really are. dont worry about the looming shadow that's just the telescopic sassacrusher. cmere. pspspsps
Sorry about my bbno$ comment I thought it'd be funny to say something that is objectively not the best.
◥▶◀◤ —> I have once again defeated my manager, Dale, at the club. Another raise will surely come.
>•★lots of striders here- im not surprised! mostly when are alll the variants gonna come out lol cuz i once met this dave one with a pink soda pop head accessory and i think it was cooool★•<
[upon scrolling to this post, the dial up tone plays. it doesnt go away until its finished.]
II thiink you shoulld keep workshoppiing thiis llyriic. Good start though!!
im going to bonk you on the noggin.
how im lookin at him wh3n i ask if i can stack donuts on it https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/488f62109f94.png #nsfw
haha.
mmm yummy ram
if you werent joking i wouldnt. but now? perish.
1 4M FORTUN4T3LY ST1LL V3RY MUCH 4L1V3 B4D N3WS 1S TH4T 1 4M NO LONG3R SL33P1NG https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/guh.png
💣>MONEy SPrEad BItchES I'M rIch I gOt aLL thE fuckINg BOONS httPS://I.POStIMg.cc/FHVLGXYq/IMagE.jPg<💥
Oh now you're eating your damn mushrooms you son of a bitch.
Glurpi unbloocked me #heartrestoored
Now Playing: All In the Family - Korn, Fred Durst https://youtu.be/j9ktUvPXnCY?si=Qo3r9jDRqDUQSTJH
#blockedbyglurpi
^^ Why is it seemingly a coin flip whether a troll with oversized glasses is either the most attractive thing to walk on two fronds or absolutely offensive to every sense the body has? ^^
Perks of the job. Also, it's not a threat, it's a promise.
mm... then perish.
✿ dude wat the eff i just keep losin wat da fukk today is horrible
Someone asked me iif II had mariijuana iin my llarge collectiion of pllants. II do not smoke the reefer mysellf, but the pllants themsellves are very pretty. II thiink allll pllants are pretty. =:D
i think youll live if i choose not to drink mango.
i dont like mango. im not gonna force myself to drink something i dont like.
whats wrong with it? its strawberry.
K--<forgot that was also a thing in the human government and thought we had a repitonian posting for a moment
I'm still naut giving up my Starbucks. #vagueglubbing
Got blocked by Glurpi. Might pop bottles about it later. #blender
I'm sending the Secret Service to your house and have them twist your balls. #powertripping.
this shit is good. [He's showered, hair damp, in a change of clothes. He has yet another strawberry dream drink in hand.]
i could post the happiest news of my life here and someone would still pity react it
Recentlly read about the human space program and what they have done iin the short amount of tiime they have been "technollogiically advanced". IIt"s so funny that those computers they had used to get themsellves to theiir cllosest cellestiiall body were as powerfull as an Allterniian NumberCruncher.
>> m¡ght juડt have to try that and ડee how ¡t goeડ
Haha I got hella bulge and nook last night it was awesome. #nsfw
Woke up and started the day wiith some delliiciious breakfast. Hellllo everyone!!
>> do we juડt a11 have ¡nડomn¡a and headacheડ rn ¡ડ that every ડ¡ng1e one of uડ ડeemડ 1¡ke ¡t ng1
my head still hurts this shit sucks
d/dx [ I just got here, what the hell is happening?? ]
I WENT TO ANOTHER TAB FOR ONE SECOND WTF!??!?!?! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/242ED1E3B43D.PNG
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
OH GOODIE, IT'S HAPPENING!
why do i have so much apple based shit here?
I'M JUST GONNA PRETEND I DIDN'T SEE THAT. I WOULD FREAKPOST BUT I'M OUTTA IDEAS. \:B
>+. I'M RETURNING TO THE PARTS OF MY BASEMENT WHERE I LOSE SIGNAL .+<
left an came back twwo 2ome fuckiin bull2hiit.. fuck thii2 ii"m tiired..
OKAY, OKAY. FINE.
He's hating my chits like I can't see his ass.
I GIVE UP.
whxt the fuck is hxppening lmxx i gxt 0 drxps txnight xnd cxme bxck like thxt xne guy entering the burning hiveblxck lmxx
wvait wvhat did i do rankmaid liked it i need her to like me
QUIT FUCKING HATE REACTING ME!!!!!! I'M NOT INTERESTED!!!!!!!!!!! #VAGUEPOSTING
What does this say about me and my choicses now. Oh no. #dashwashing no wait #dashwatching
O+h my go+ds. He finally snapped.
I think we can legally arrest this guy for what he just made us witness. #dashwatching
False alarm, everybody. It's just the cat again. Not Doc Scratch.
I THINK I HAVE TRAUMA NOW.
STOP PITYING ME I'M NOT PITIFUL!!!!! I'M A NORMAL STRONG BOY ):B
I'M SO YEARNFUL.
,,sometimes i will lay with a purrbeast and absolutely lose track of all reality,,
no its one in the morning, nothing is open in the human kingdom.
UUUUGH. MY THINKPAN HURTS. SOMEONE BASH MY PAN IN.
#PRManagement #DStriderEntertainment Disregard the last series of tweets! As mentioned, David is currently unwell. His account password has been changed; apologies for any inconveniences!
CALL ME THE YEARNER THE WAY I BE...YEA...RNING....FUCK THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!
I am so fucking tired of living in this house I love my mothers dearly of course But it's incredibly exhausting to have to repeatedly justify my life choices Such as Moving out #vent
adter the crahs I got really sober. #substance
I want everyone to know that my previous post on troll horns was, in fact, not at all implying a fetishistic interest of any sort and it was, in fact, and aesthetic one.
my #confession is that im grossly in pale love with @tiredaggravation #moirails #quadposting
i thought chittr would be down longer huh 2 bad i didnt get to post that nitw quote before it went down oh well
"why are you ask1ng me 1f 1 have dat1ng adv1ce, 1 am a corpse on the wall. the only dat1ng 1 can do here 1s carbon dat1ng"
MY L4ST CONF3SS1ON W4S NOTH1NG MOR3 TH4N 4 B1T
surprising absolutely no one, everyone who bet on the #truecue except four that one dave won their bet.
While the hellsite is down, remember to kiss your siblings. #incest
is everyone doing okay?
♯cowards ♯allofyou ♯confessonthetimeline ♯publicly
vwait did trollbama dislike that because he hates me and wvants me dead or because it mentioned 2016 ending
ANYONE WANNA PITCHFLIRT WITH ME BEFORE WE ALL DIE?
i want a seafood boil so bad.
If anyone wants to tell me anything before we die. Maybe dont dothat.
you kind of have to be a masochist when you're my size cause like yeah it's probably gonna hurt a bit :P #nsfw #violence
Just wanna feed Maplehoof an apple before the boss lady pulls the plug.
i dont want to think about how old i am in dog years :|
geez that mush also made me feel old how did i become the old jade? im in my thirties what the fuck?
since we're about to die i gotta confess that i do actually say 'im in' when i hack stuff and yeah its a little embarrassing every time
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We know, we know... A lot of harping on our newest #RelationshipReveal #DStrider But we really think it's great that he's sponsoring a college student in his old age! Maybe he learned about this generosity from his buddy Leo DiCaprio? 🤔 He likes college girls too! https://i.postimg.cc/23RgPd2c/BE42C278-B0B3-404E-929E-FF2DE476FFC7.jpg #Incest #YouKnowTheDrill #AlternateUniversesNotRelated #Shes21SoItsFine #Problematic
ok ive decided the turtles name is razz greensworth and shes livin on the couch like an additional pillow
Ever have an Oreo Reese's Cup? Shit's life changing.
#truecue i was not expecting that post to get literally almost completely one-sided bets. @turntechhGodd please, elaborate on your choice.
✀┈┈┈THurpr┊the???┈What┈┊th┈┊t??┈┊th┈┊t┈free???┈┈┈
i've been inf0rmed that i've inspired s0me0ne t0 make a selfcest flag. g00d. self l0ve is imp0rtant. 0u0 #nsfw
thank god i live in timeline where society is taking its first baby steps still and we dont have a use for things like celebrity gossip yet not a nightmare i am looking forward to in however many centuries
then it wud b in ur best interest not 2 downplay period cramps again :3
#ButWhen #AfterIPassThisForkIntoTheOutletPerhaps #ScreamingAndScreamingAndScreaming https://i.postimg.cc/L6Y72WPJ/temp-image-40134D58-B9CF-49EA-B175-CDEDA0E90D02.webp #cw-self-harm
>> th¡ડ ¡ડ crue1 and unjuડt #bu11y¡ng
>> you th¡nk THATડ bad?? my 1eg ¡ડ k¡nda ¡tchy and ડcratch¡ng ¡t ¡ડn't he1p¡ng you don't even know the ha1f of what true ડuffer¡ng ¡ડ 1¡ke 💪😤 #godડ-ડtrongeડt-ડo1d¡er #my-burden-to-bear #wou1d-not-w¡ડh-th¡ડ-on-my-worડt-enem¡eડ
ths is like sayin "oh it hurt when i crushed ur balls in a hydraulic press? ok well try havin a bad headache" #violence #gore kinda
The ol' Sleuth Diplomacy™ is murder on the shoulders so I feel ya there.
Don't worry, @transcendGodhood #DStrider! We totally believe that you're a loyal man! What a lucky gal this Rose girl is 😬😬 #DramaAlert https://i.postimg.cc/x18wJdBY/656A617A-A6C6-4B9A-A2DE-7539B00BD336.jpg #Incest #AgainOnlyBecauseOurLawyersSaySo #DoesNotApply
Jesus fucking christ.
yeah
[john voice] i am john egbert and i touch myself #nsfw
errbody bbygrl 2 me cept #myrosie (bc thas #myrosie duh) nd bbythyz or bbybyz (i jst assume erry1z a bbygrl on da innnerwebs)
I am sure he would also sign it, if it were an image of himself.
#PlaneWiFi
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I lived, BITCH. https://file.garden/Y2lswZOdi23QPPVI/Turbotastic.webp
WHY IS EVERYONE HORNY FOR STABBING HERE
bitches just hate to see me win
For your reading pleasure, this next post will represent a different kind of clock: Cuckoo Cuckoo
Hmmm No
Someone just took a photo of me on campus. An easily discovered stalker, or shall I expect to see myself on a diverse student brochure?
@impossibleEnthusiasm WHAT THE FuCKING FuCK KIND OF BuG IS THIS. THIS. IS A WASP. STINGY LITTLE BASTARDS THAT SERVE ALMOST NO PuRPOSE. THEIR HIVES ARE ENTIRELY EDIBLE. AND CONSIST OF WEAK ASS PAPIER-MÂCHÉ LIKE MATERIAL. THAT EASILY DISINTEGRATES WHEN SuBJECTED TO THE AWESOME POWER OF A FINELY CONCENTRATED WATER HOSE. IF YOu CRY AFTER ONE STINGS YOu. THAT MAKES YOu A FuCKING BITCH. AND A SNIVELY WHINY SOBBY ONE AT THAT. THEY MAKE FOR GOOD GRENADE CONTENTS IF YOu WANT TO LOB A WHOLE FIST FuLL OF THE FuCKS. AT SOMEONE TOO STuPID TO BE LIKABLE TO YOu. https://i.imgur.com/QBZfWBo.png
You do not hate to hurt, you hate t0 heal. Y0u hate to be, you hate t0 continue, you hate to persist. You hate f0r the sake 0f hating. But it is al\/\/\/\/ays a selfish endea\/\/or. Y0u hate for y0urself, you hate y0ur self, you hate y0u. You \/\/\/\/ill al\/\/\/\/ays be hateful. Accept this inherent fla\/\/\/\/ o' life.
i think thats the first time a horoscope felt scarily applicable to me astrology is fake but that was crazy
✨️The stars today...✨️ ... are asking you two pause, reflect, and discern whether a situation you're facing is truly dangerous or not. Don't fall victim two an imaginary threat. Fall victim two real ones. <3 Lucky numbers are 15, 26, and 58! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
Believe me, this much is absolutely unmistakably transparent.
right
Without question. Not that it was much of a fight.
IF YOU HATE MY CHITTS JUST KNOW I GET OFF TO HATE REACTS. #NSFW
nah
oh ii"m not wworryiin..
are you good??
twwo lazy twwo hate your po2t2,, ju2t knoww ii am hatiin on them wwiith my miind..
https://i.imgur.com/3nEBxaA.jpeg
crack my spine like a damn glowstick.
I knew it Doc Scratch fucks clocks #nsfw
>+. I AM HOLDING MY REAL SABLEYE UP. I AM WIGGLING HIM AT YOU. HE IS CHEWING ON MY FINGERS .+<
Do you promise?
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when lois trips on her chest and grabs her boob its lame but when i do it it's awesome
I CANNOT STOP FUCKING SWEATING HOLY SHIT
im not kidding btw https://i.postimg.cc/jdNTCjmT/IMG-0352.jpg
All state taxes are going to be put towards subjugating New Jersey.
Okiy friends 🐴🎀🩷 Maplehoof is taking nap now 🐴🎀🩷😴
hi guys! i hope you're all having a fantastiC day!
what, about the noiverns or that i havent played. or both. i guess both is an option.
my pokemon team is just 6 noiverns. (i never actually played the games.)
im like a pokemon in a way
Chittr is praying on my downfall.
Oh, we're making our pokémon team? Hold tight.
Whenever I see posts from a Damara I feel as though we may have more in common than I originally thought.
i never played many video games but pokemon are cute :)
Hell comes after, I fear. This is simple purgatory whilst I judge your soul. Please, bare it to me.
Nonsense. I am merely praising my psychologically disturbed brother.
hm i feel youd probably still be slurped cant be caught slacking or passing up on good enough food out there in nature
thinking about walking in a circle (something that, as you all know, i love doing!) and then flopping onto him and hearing his cute voice doing that little "oof" <333
yeah dude im afraid were you a succulent looking worm my feathered ass would be slurping you up like spaghetti sorry
i have really unfortunate news for you about myself big man
I am not the only one who has expressed such sentiments about four inch heels. If you have performed for 9 hours in 4 inch heels while standing with little to no pain, you are either a medical anomaly or lying.
I have been performing in heels all day. The amount of agony a pair of shoes can put one in cannot be overstated. This is less painful than when I died, quite literally.
I be out here collecting Daves which is pretty cool You guys rock
Do you ever just
damn that'2 actually kIInda 2hIIt for a fIIr2t po2t. fumbled IIt fIIr2t flIIppIIn' try mIIght a2 VVell rIIght. II'll be VVaIItIIn front and center IIn the pIIllory fIIxtured rIIght IIn the center a toVVn a2 II apathetIIcally aVVaIIt the IIncomIIn raIIn of rotten tomatoe2.
((god damn it the auto quirk. i did not expect it to do that im gonna explode
maybe..... maybe so but he let me believe him for like an HOUR
T3RR1FY1NG!
do u guys have those things that ur like very undeservedly convinced you'd be really good at if u ever got the chance to do it even though youve never done it in your life
i sure feel like i woke up in a different reality :|
ive been neglecting my duty to post. it seems a lot of faces have come and gone while ive been otherwise occupied. @amorousFortune how many of the 15 hats are accounted for now? you spoke so highly of everyone so ive been hoping to at least sneak a glance at the full lineup.
Yeah. That's kinda how a reply works.
UNFORTUNATELY.
You fucking wish this was true lol. I am so loved it's kind of sickening.
man what the hell
Not a great idea so far in my life.
I admit, sometimes I forget anybody can see my posts. I should pull my act together.
1TS 4 N3W SW33P N3W M3
Hahahaha, I fucking wish.
Fuck. Now I'm antsy.
nah youll be cool dw about it man
do you think hes still out there pushing that fuckin boulder somewhere #vagueposting
I think half of the reasons he schedules these meetings is 'cause he likes the sound of his own voice, and the other half is 'cause he likes watching me wrangle a dozen grown-ass men for 3 non-chronological hours. God *damn* I need a whisky or two. #substances
My boyfri3nd2 cool3r than your boyfri3nd.
Oh, for fuck's sake, fine, I'll take the goddamn test. There's no way in hell I'm posting it, though.
I have a total of 3 outfits I move between before I must cave into a t-shirt and skirt combo. Usually it isn’t so noticeable because I don’t get out that much. But it’s becoming relevant this week.
ive stacked 10 crackers on him so far & he hasnt moved at ALL #Dirk #DirkReport
theyre not worth that effort from me
maximum head explosion attack 9000
love the esoteric hookup posting through bdsm test results (sarcasm btw) #nsfw surely you can find a dom if you desperately sex post and never go outside sure sure
NO 1 DON'T TH1NK 1 N33D TO DO 4NOTH3R T3ST 4CTU4LLY 1'M GOOD
EASIER SAID THAN DONE
WHINING AND ACHING BECAUSE IM TOO FUCKING SWEATY
o-)- wow! everyone's taking the freaky test and posting it for all to see? you guys have no shame!
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/5a425784c0ef082cd3f10c62ed774e78/8aea0e02f0a7c302-c6/s1280x19tvw0/fd65e8c88564902c212cf82954193328550fdca9.jpg
Take it befo+re I lo+se my nerve #nsfw https://i.gyazo+.co+m/897ad62d0189f0e6a09da0be35938814.png
i d0nt think im pathetic. im pretty happy guy 8ut that c0uld 8e the 8rain damage talking.
im n0t pathetic
ily striders https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50bfbfd0d2f5.png
OH FUCK OFF.
I SEE YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR FREAK SHIT TONIGHT. I'M PROUD OF YOU ALL.
you ever get the feeling you're disappointing somebody?
4 tonite ill b havin room temprature chicken nuggies n microwaved rice #girldinner
can I send you food somehow? sendificate ya somethin?
~D•n't we &ll wi§h t• be d•min&ted #n§fw~
7eah like i need a lot of en(ouragement to be horn7 on main that pre7 thing is higher than i would have thought tbh #nsfw https://i.g7azo.(om/4559be0488d5e34(08((93538b1a6863.png
((ya boy just got out of a tornado warning what is UP chittr))
OH NOW I’M REALLY PISSED OFF. SOMEBODY MOVED MY CHICKEN.
You couldn't waterboard that information outta me. #dashwatching
#nsfw #bdsmtest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cc970ce1d019.png
yeah im so not posting those results. thats fucking embarrassing #nsfw
Never ask me for anything again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c4d86e6b5c2.png #nsfw #bdsmtest
Am I going to need to take this test again? (Yes, the old one I took is long lost)
yeah, that tracks. this is around what i usually get on this test iirc. #nsfw #bdsmtest. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d355b6bc852.png
1 am def1n1tely not on a sh1p
:33 < took the dumb test https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/edb591da5d52.png #nsfw #bdsmtest
you fell for the trap dawg theres no way that wasnt at least a little on purpose
it means i hae a fucking uniconr. a horse wuth a horn
do you need a trip sitter? should I call one of your friends? /gen
>> ¡ keep acc¡denta11y hat¡ng peop1e 1o1
Better Barkel Up, Buddy. You're Gonna See The World With A Whole New Set Of Sightspheres
it might not be but ive been he∆ring rumors
>> Dave no don't the brown¡es
better bu(kle up
>> WA¡T NO ¡ SWEAR– ¡ D¡DNT EVEN DM YOU ABOUT HAMSTERS 😭😭
Eughhhhhh... okay, my boss is finnaaaaalllly not breathhhing down my neck. It was for a good hhh cause thhhoughhh hhh, apparently I can get a 0.01% pay rise~ I thhhink thhhat means hhhhhh... hhh... Mn. I hhhope it covers thhhe rising price of thhhe train ticket to work... hhh
>> why are so many peop1e dm¡ng you about hamsters
I'll be execu+ed +♡nigh+ f♡r +his f♡r SURE
i shouldnt support a violet bullying a redblood and yet
Gxxd news!!! I've fxund a new place that'll give me fxxd if I beg xutside the staff dxxr fxr lxng enxugh!!! I will be surviving the winter!!!
the only fmk game variant i'm playing is kiss (on the cheek), marry, bite... take it or leave it... #sfwmaxxing
any pissbloods feelin feisty tonight or otherwwise havve some such death wwish
STARTING A NEW PETITION! “FREE HANDSOME TRIANGLE BILL CIPHER FROM UNJUST AMPHIBIAN MANDATED THERAPY”! JUST REPLY BELOW TO SIGN AND WE’LL GET ME OUT OF HERE IN A BLINK OF MY ALL SEEING EYE!
• wish you could safely open up your own body • just to look around at your guts • for like curiositys sake • i wanna see
CALL ME A GOOD BOY, I FINISHED #NSFW #VAUGEPOSTING