♦ pitied by @turntechhGodd
Somebody NEEDS to pail my brother. He is so desperate. @warioepicFan
it means i hae a fucking uniconr. a horse wuth a horn
do you need a trip sitter? should I call one of your friends? /gen
>> ¡ keep acc¡denta11y hat¡ng peop1e 1o1
Better Barkel Up, Buddy. You're Gonna See The World With A Whole New Set Of Sightspheres
it might not be but ive been he∆ring rumors

better bu(kle up
>> WA¡T NO ¡ SWEAR– ¡ D¡DNT EVEN DM YOU ABOUT HAMSTERS 😭😭
Eughhhhhh... okay, my boss is finnaaaaalllly not breathhhing down my neck. It was for a good hhh cause thhhoughhh hhh, apparently I can get a 0.01% pay rise~ I thhhink thhhat means hhhhhh... hhh... Mn. I hhhope it covers thhhe rising price of thhhe train ticket to work... hhh
>> why are so many peop1e dm¡ng you about hamsters
I'll be execu+ed +♡nigh+ f♡r +his f♡r SURE
𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮˛ 𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓼• 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼˛ 𝔀𝓸𝓷❜𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾❣ ❤︎
i shouldnt support a violet bullying a redblood and yet
Gxxd news!!! I've fxund a new place that'll give me fxxd if I beg xutside the staff dxxr fxr lxng enxugh!!! I will be surviving the winter!!!
the only fmk game variant i'm playing is kiss (on the cheek), marry, bite... take it or leave it... #sfwmaxxing
any pissbloods feelin feisty tonight or otherwwise havve some such death wwish
STARTING A NEW PETITION! “FREE HANDSOME TRIANGLE BILL CIPHER FROM UNJUST AMPHIBIAN MANDATED THERAPY”! JUST REPLY BELOW TO SIGN AND WE’LL GET ME OUT OF HERE IN A BLINK OF MY ALL SEEING EYE!
• wish you could safely open up your own body • just to look around at your guts • for like curiositys sake • i wanna see

CALL ME A GOOD BOY, I FINISHED #NSFW #VAUGEPOSTING

















