d/dx [ Zyaere !rkinn. ]
@atramentalPolemicist
d/dx [ F(x)uck my life. ] d/dx [ xe/zem/xyr/zymself. Or anything starting with x, y, or z. ]
maiebe a second cigarette in a row will save me if not the third... rule of threes, right?
eyeroll.
newver be sad milkman. youll newver be vwrong in your life.
🥛thank You :] But I Hope You Can Also Be Happy. If Not Now, Soon.🐄
d/dx [ Tch. My patience is wearing thin, and it was already pretty goddamn thread-bare. ]
d/dx [ Ugh. #∇agueposting. ]
d/dx [ ∆pparently some of the other departments have mistaken my general disposition as "unintentionally brusque". !t is not unintentional. ! am being rude on purpose. Leave me the hell alone. #work-drama ]
d/dx [ ∫omeday ! will kill everyone who has ever looked at me. Not today, because !'m already exhausted, but someday. #∇iolence. ]
[G] Goregle hobbies for depressed salarymen with little free time, cheap.] [MISC.] ]
[F] Fear that I am untalented.] [M] May simply have to continue with gacha games...] [MISC.] 😩]
who said shit about talent mozart didn't pop out the mother grub good at his shit he just got started earlier than you did
That wasnt the search bar
[P] Perhaps I will attempt to draw something.] [MISC.] 😤]
[N] No matter.] [A] All of chittr already knows I am a depressed salaryman.] [MISC.] 😔]
yeahhh that's what im talkin about and if you're worried about it not being good start off bie being bad on purpose if you go into it trieing to make something uglie then if its uglie it feels like a success and if its prettie you go wait holie shit im better at this than I thought? and that feels good too
Have you tried alcoholiſm and proſtitutes? That ſeems to be the ſtandard.
[C] Cannot afford this.] [N] Not sure these are my, er, style ?] [A] Appreciated.]
You ſaid ſalaryman and I took the natural courſe of aſſumption. You are, however, welcome.
If anything, at leaſt looſen that buſineſſman’ſ tie tied tight like a nooſe around your neck, it ſuffocates the imagination.
d/dx [ ()nce again a persistent annoyance darkens my doorstep to...have a conversation with me. !'d honestly prefer if she'd kill me. #violence #she-almost-did-when-we-met #where-did-i-go-wrong ]
d/dx [ ! am. ∫o fucking exhausted. ]
A real man's lunch is a pack of cigarettes and a monster or budlight. #substance
Not like that was hard, to be fair.
Fair enough, but the point is, you really need to run some softwares checks and shit, you might have a bug or two.
I think the simulated 30 years I’ve been living in my own metaphorical head may have caused some issues, yes.
You think.
My virtual wife has rubbed off on me, what can I say.
Damn, look at you becoming a soft old family man.
It’s dreadful, Dirk. My virtual children keep demanding I put their scribbled machinations on the virtual fridge.
Well shit bro, you better hang up their drawings, or they might just grow up resenting you.
You think I’d ever do that to them? How evil do you think I am.
About as evil as any dirk can be.
[H] Hahahahaha fuck.]
｢(／▽＼) nyooo, office-chan!~ (；∀； ) whatever is wrong, megane will saveu kyu!｣
WELCOME 8ACK !! !! !!
d/dx [ "Hell is other people." - Jenpal ∫artre ]
D--> Every time I soeak, I must restrain myself from the words that come naturally
8=l < I empathize with this wholeheartedly 8=l < A lot of less kind words often rest on my tongue before I choose not to speak them 8=l < Kindness is always a choice 8=l < It makes me happy to hear that you make the same choice I do
d/dx [ Σvery night god tests me. ]
I hope you pass.
d/dx [ ! hope ! pass away. ]
Nuh uh. Not part of the test. You're stuck here with the rest of us
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thats what big cigarette wants you to think have cigarettes and a meal thats how you get big and fuckin strong like me
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yup reallie
A full pot of coffee isn't enough.
do yall ever sit there and think this is it. I may 8e dying. 8ut like slowly so you’re not like worrying a8out it
☆duuuuude we so should we need to get shit faced and steal some dudes wallet☆
YES WHEN AND WHERE
☆Whenever do I’m always down for a good bar hop and brawl☆
I’ll literally get in the car now
☆Hell yeah you’ll get to see my Kool new piercings now that the bleeding and swelling has gone down☆
yeah. I’ll 8ring some shit for that too you dum8ass
☆hey hate me all you want you’re gonna be jealous when all eyes are on me in the bar☆
yeah, on that THRO88ING SWOLLEN MESS
☆it went down it’s just a blood Messy now!☆
if you could see the way this conversation is physically aging me..
I’m in this chitt and I don’t like it
break time thank fuck five hundred cigarettes
---- |ngh [indistinct] hard talk [indistinct] voice text| ____
I gotcha you going thru it tonight huh
---- |had proceed [indistinct] hurt [indistinct] limbs numb| ____
that sounds like it sucks theie ain't give you painkillers?
---- |nnn [indistinct] earn mm| ____
i think theie got you in the torment nexus man you should get outta there
---- |nn [indistinct] know better [indistinct] belong here| ____
well that's sad as fuck sorrie to hear it but ain't no helping people who don't wanna be helped so imma leave it at that
---- |[indistinct] want that [indistinct] scared| ____
aight yeah you sound scared man i dunno what you want me to do about it tho
d/dx [ Σveryone who talks to me during my off hours should have their tongues severely lacerated. #∇iolence. ]