d/dx [ Zyaere !rkinn. ]
@atramentalPolemicist
d/dx [ F(x)uck my life. ] d/dx [ xe/zem/xyr/zymself. Or anything starting with x, y, or z. ]
d/dx [ Σugh. ]
d/dx [ Σveryone is so goddamn loud. ∆lways. #∇agueposting. #But-it’s-no-one-on-Chittr. ]
>+. EVERY DAY SOMEONE MORE ANNOYING THAN THE LAST JOINS, AND I DO THINK ABOUT SENDING A BOMB TO THEIR LOCATION .+<
The Oxford Comma And I Have A Tight Relationship, Despite The Hate It Provokes From The Wider Literary Community.
☆⌒(≧▽° ) Hhh how tight? ♫ ☆⌒(≧▽° ) Are you closeeeee? ♫ ☆⌒(≧▽° ) So close you could kisssss? #Suggestive #? ♫
You Are Practically Begging To Be Beaten Over The Pan, And I Find That To Be Terribly Pathetic. #violence
Closer Than That, Even. #suggestive #nsfc
(＾〃＾) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ♫
looking in ♀he mirror for signs of life
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
;) —— Aw, thanks! YOu're tOlerable, tOO! :) —— :P
lmao
d/dx [ ∫ighhhh. ]
d/dx [ Look. ! smoke as much as the next guy. However, can we not do that in a communal fucking office space? ∫ome of us are trying to get work done here and it's distracting my non-smoking coworkers. #vagueposting #butalsoreportedtohr #becausefuckthatguyinparticular ]
d/dx [ ]
d/dx [ Posting on here so my coworker sees it and gets back to work. #vagueposting ]
d/dx [ Never reach out to me. Σver. ]
;) —— Aww, but what if I wanna check in? :( —— :P
d/dx [ !'ll make an exception, but only because ! don't have to fix any of your work. ]
d/dx [ Why are there so many snails. ]
d/dx [ Hm. ]
〔•෴•〕 < Yes! Wonderful slug love-making noises! Keep it up! / *yuck, yuck!*
Congratulation. You are The Snail. ♥
d/dx [ F(x)uck no. ]
d/dx [ ∫igh. Pronoun update or whatever. We'll see if it sticks. ]
=oXO those are really fun pronouns¡ i didn,t know there was even more of them, that,s really cool¡¡ =oXO
d/dx [ Thanks. ]
might I direct you to my pinned post! just use ALL OF THEM! then no one can mess up!
d/dx [ That's true, I guess. Might give it a try some day. ]
d/dx [ I need to take up drinking. It's the only thing I can do for my mental health at this point. ]
d/dx [ Σveryone in my general proximity needs to ∫hut the Fuck Up. ]
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d/dx [ Burn this photo immediately. ]
d/dx [ ∫igh. ]
d/dx [ I wonder how long it will take her to realize I didn't follow her back on purpose? ]
d/dx [ If this bitch gives me that stupid fucking smile while making me fix all his goddamn work, I swear to the fucking sufferer. ]
d/dx [ Killing my dumbass coworkers with my mind. Violently. ]