d/dx [ Zyaere !rkinn. ]
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d/dx [ F(x)uck my life. ] d/dx [ xe/zem/xyr/zymself. Or anything starting with x, y, or z. ]
d/dx [ Σugh. ]
d/dx [ Σveryone is so goddamn loud. ∆lways. #∇agueposting. #But-it’s-no-one-on-Chittr. ]
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
;) —— Aw, thanks! YOu're tOlerable, tOO! :) —— :P
d/dx [ ∫ighhhh. ]
d/dx [ Look. ! smoke as much as the next guy. However, can we not do that in a communal fucking office space? ∫ome of us are trying to get work done here and it's distracting my non-smoking coworkers. #vagueposting #butalsoreportedtohr #becausefuckthatguyinparticular ]
d/dx [ ]
d/dx [ Posting on here so my coworker sees it and gets back to work. #vagueposting ]
d/dx [ Never reach out to me. Σver. ]
;) —— Aww, but what if I wanna check in? :( —— :P
d/dx [ !'ll make an exception, but only because ! don't have to fix any of your work. ]
d/dx [ Why are there so many snails. ]
〔•෴•〕 < Yes! Wonderful slug love-making noises! Keep it up! / *yuck, yuck!*
d/dx [ ∫igh. Pronoun update or whatever. We'll see if it sticks. ]
=oXO those are really fun pronouns¡ i didn,t know there was even more of them, that,s really cool¡¡ =oXO
might I direct you to my pinned post! just use ALL OF THEM! then no one can mess up!
d/dx [ I need to take up drinking. It's the only thing I can do for my mental health at this point. ]
d/dx [ Σveryone in my general proximity needs to ∫hut the Fuck Up. ]
d/dx [ ∫igh. ]
d/dx [ I wonder how long it will take her to realize I didn't follow her back on purpose? ]
d/dx [ If this bitch gives me that stupid fucking smile while making me fix all his goddamn work, I swear to the fucking sufferer. ]
d/dx [ Killing my dumbass coworkers with my mind. Violently. ]
d/dx [ Thanks attorney. o7 ]
d/dx [ I just got here, what the hell is happening?? ]