d/dx [ Zyaere !rkinn. ]
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d/dx [ F(x)uck my life. ] d/dx [ xe/zem/xyr/zymself. Or anything starting with x, y, or z. ]
d/dx [ Ugh. #∇agueposting. ]
d/dx [ ∆pparently some of the other departments have mistaken my general disposition as "unintentionally brusque". !t is not unintentional. ! am being rude on purpose. Leave me the hell alone. #work-drama ]
d/dx [ ∫omeday ! will kill everyone who has ever looked at me. Not today, because !'m already exhausted, but someday. #∇iolence. ]
d/dx [ ()nce again a persistent annoyance darkens my doorstep to...have a conversation with me. !'d honestly prefer if she'd kill me. #violence #she-almost-did-when-we-met #where-did-i-go-wrong ]
d/dx [ ! am. ∫o fucking exhausted. ]
d/dx [ "Hell is other people." - Jenpal ∫artre ]
d/dx [ Σvery night god tests me. ]
Nuh uh. Not part of the test. You're stuck here with the rest of us
d/dx [ Σveryone who talks to me during my off hours should have their tongues severely lacerated. #∇iolence. ]
d/dx [ The trends on here are always something completely asinine. ]
d/dx [ ! don't drink coffee for its horrible fucking taste and ! don't drink it for the caffeine boost, either. ! drink coffee because my workplace is a strict no smoking area, and willpower alone is not sufficient for the survival of my sanity. No, ! will no "go get some coffee and chill" with my coworkers because ! "clearly enjoy coffee at the very least, right?". ! would rather electrocute myself into voidrot. ]
d/dx [ You give a troll an inch, and they'll take a mile. Helping you out one time in the past does N()T, by ∆NY means, entitle you to pushing all your tedious work onto MΣ. ! have plenty of work to do regardless, and there's only so much overtime a troll can take. ]
d/dx [ Drowning myself in coffee and cigarettes again. This will not improve my mood. ]
d/dx [ Gender is too much of a hassle. ]
d/dx [ When does it end. ]
d/dx [ ()ffice birthdays and other such jejune work celebrations should be outlawed by the Σmpire and those who partake should be culled. ]
d/dx [ ! need to hit someone with a metal folding chair. ()r perhaps sink into the ocean and let the marine life drag me into the depths. ! haven't decided yet. ]
I Think You Should Hit Someone With A Metal Folding Chair. #serene #violence
d/dx [ F(x)uck my life. ]
d/dx [ Σugh. ]
d/dx [ Σveryone is so goddamn loud. ∆lways. #∇agueposting. #But-it’s-no-one-on-Chittr. ]
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
;) —— Aw, thanks! YOu're tOlerable, tOO! :) —— :P