@atramentalPolemicist — #violence
d/dx [ ∫omeday ! will kill everyone who has ever looked at me. Not today, because !'m already exhausted, but someday. #∇iolence. ]
d/dx [ ()nce again a persistent annoyance darkens my doorstep to...have a conversation with me. !'d honestly prefer if she'd kill me. #violence #she-almost-did-when-we-met #where-did-i-go-wrong ]
d/dx [ Σveryone who talks to me during my off hours should have their tongues severely lacerated. #∇iolence. ]
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
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