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>+. EVERY DAY SOMEONE MORE ANNOYING THAN THE LAST JOINS, AND I DO THINK ABOUT SENDING A BOMB TO THEIR LOCATION .+<
"back up your files wwwwith onegripe" gargle mmmmy bulge and globes
self care is smokin a pack of ciggies чnder ten minчtes and pickin a fist fight with some bloodY rando on the scчttlepaths
▼maybe i should swap to something stronger than cigarettes...▲ #substance
// {:o] // still tHinkin B ut allat BeacHtalk tHe tHer day. tH ugHt id sH w f a lil. H nk H nk. (art i c mmissi ned fr m cup fc ca n tumBlr.) Https://cdn.imgcHest.c m/files/3782512171a5.png #nsfw
OH MY *GOD* I AM THE MOST BLOCKHEADED DOLT TO EVER CAREEN HELPLESSLY INTO PARADOX SPACE.
I know I should be working, but, like. Man.
artistic rendition of my feelings https://i.postimg.cc/J0Pdcm3w/fuckyes.jpg
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ The network wants you to remember to take your medication, stretch, and have a sip of water. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Chittr user and local sexless fuckboy who has b33n recently jailed for 'Crimes', @aeneasCaldarium has reportedly b33n given a TRAMP STAMP in prison?! This perhaps breaks the WORLD RECORD for recieving a tattoo in prison set previously by @glamorousAuspaciar ! What do you think? Has Cronus lost his way, or are you just curious who that stud who gave him the ink in the first place is?
Now I'm far from a puritan myself, but life would be a hell of a lot easier if these gentlemen could be so damn thoughtful as to at least keepin' the dancing to the ballroom. Or at the very least, I wouldn't have to deal with the mental image for the next fucking week. Christ. #nsfw
"why 1s that attendant cry1ng. tell her to leave and go to the club. 1f 1 could, 1 would go to the club too"
#dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37cf60d8bd0.png
I Miss The Good Times
The Five Minutes Cronus Was In Jail Has Got To Be My Favourite Chittr Arc
3833 < Anyway. > #sealposting https://64.media.tumblr.com/24ca0dfc06eaf1392701a6caa8ede7b9/2fc187aa990c3cee-8c/s1280x1920/af090ced24c801c60caf2af1b69118af8adc6734.jpg
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr! It seems s⏱mething is g⏱ing ⏱n as ⏱f n⏱w... But I wish t⏱ ℃⏱me ⏱n here t⏱ ask an⏱ther questi⏱n ab⏱ut things ⏱n Earth, F⏱r my studies! This questi⏱n is ab⏱ut humans themselves, s⏱ I w⏱uld kindly ask f⏱r any humans t⏱ help me ⏱ut here! Tr⏱lls are wel℃⏱me ⏱f ℃⏱urse, t⏱⏱.. I w⏱uldn't dare tell any⏱ne they ℃an't answer.. ahem, anyway... This is just a silly questi⏱n, really, but what is it like n⏱t having h⏱rns? Why d⏱n't humans have any? I kn⏱w it's a bi⏱l⏱gy thing, ⏱f ℃⏱urse, but I must w⏱nder what ev⏱luti⏱n path humans have taken t⏱ end up h⏱rnless. Err, h⏱pe this questi⏱n isn't t⏱⏱ dumb, haha!! Nerv⏱us em⏱te......🖉
thx attorney general redglare
Everyone say "Thank you Attorney General Redglare."
\ cant c0mpla1n ab0ut an amp0ra gett1n l0cked up h0nestly lma0. get rekt #dashwatch1ng /
Tmrw I Blow Up The Troll Vatican #wagonwheelwatusi
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II thIInk II'm gonna goo2e IIn2tead actually.
QUACK.
GOG SMITED HIS ASS.
There are times when I feell obllivion woulld have been preferablle to an afterllife. An eternall slleep has much appeall when you exist in perpetuity, not onlly bereft but robbed of purpose.
nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds
Cronus is killing chittr. Fuck off, I'm trying to get laid and make friends. Not in that order, I'm doing it at the same time.
LMAO
⇀ lloook at mmy bote : ) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/2a/f1/b8/2af1b89c8ef5c9fad4ef6b0e2b5261eb.jpg
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((THE FUCKIGN BARS IM IN TEARS GOD))
first order of business im requestin a collab w the new attorney general to blow that guy up like just a lil bit
this is front backpacked hopbeast court
// I almost never go OOC but the JAIL BARS are SENDING ME
Do 2triing iin2trument2 even 2ound good? II haven’t lii2tened two one iin 2o long liike what even doe2 a cello 2ound liike dude
http2://medIIa.tenor.com/3E7aj6opVVK2AAAAM/gato-mII2IIl.gIIf
(( Just so you all know, I am dying now and trying not to cause noise complaints from the neighbors from how horrendously loud I am laughing ))
AND EVERYONE CHEERED!!!!!!
W3 GOT H1M. 1 R3P34T W3 GOT H1M.
this isnt howv i vwanted to be the main character of chittr also did you knovw that batons hurt really bad
7ou don't get to hate m7 (hit until 7ou give someone some answers https://i.g7azo.(om/634(9089df4af865593bfeb110759(7(.png
Have fun getting sectioned! First time's always the worst.
bE CAREFUL, i HEAR APPLESAUCE STOCKS, aRE PLUMMETING,
II don't know what kiind of horrorterror @aenea2Caldariium ju2t experiienced wriiggliing iinto theiir braiin but iit'2 got two be bad. II have been giiven the giift of Aniime 2o II know what mu2t be done. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/336293e7002c.png
this = why i dont use social media;
A Short Dress And Thigh High Boots Covered By A Long, Black Trench Coat. This Sounds Appropriate For The Occasion And Will Make You Seem Charmingly Mysterious.
left an came back twwo 2ome fuckiin bull2hiit.. fuck thii2 ii"m tiired..
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha