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artistic rendition of my feelings https://i.postimg.cc/J0Pdcm3w/fuckyes.jpg
โ หโโง เฌณ โงโห โ โ หโโง เฌณ โงโห โ โ หโโง เฌณ โงโห โ The network wants you to remember to take your medication, stretch, and have a sip of water. โ หโโง เฌณ โงโห โ โ หโโง เฌณ โงโห โ โ หโโง เฌณ โงโห โ
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Chittr user and local sexless fuckboy who has b33n recently jailed for 'Crimes', @aeneasCaldarium has reportedly b33n given a TRAMP STAMP in prison?! This perhaps breaks the WORLD RECORD for recieving a tattoo in prison set previously by @glamorousAuspaciar ! What do you think? Has Cronus lost his way, or are you just curious who that stud who gave him the ink in the first place is?
Now I'm far from a puritan myself, but life would be a hell of a lot easier if these gentlemen could be so damn thoughtful as to at least keepin' the dancing to the ballroom. Or at the very least, I wouldn't have to deal with the mental image for the next fucking week. Christ. #nsfw
"why 1s that attendant cry1ng. tell her to leave and go to the club. 1f 1 could, 1 would go to the club too"

#dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37cf60d8bd0.png

The Five Minutes Cronus Was In Jail Has Got To Be My Favourite Chittr Arc
โ HELLโฑ โhittr! It seems sโฑmething is gโฑing โฑn as โฑf nโฑw... But I wish tโฑ โโฑme โฑn here tโฑ ask anโฑther questiโฑn abโฑut things โฑn Earth, Fโฑr my studies! This questiโฑn is abโฑut humans themselves, sโฑ I wโฑuld kindly ask fโฑr any humans tโฑ help me โฑut here! Trโฑlls are welโโฑme โฑf โโฑurse, tโฑโฑ.. I wโฑuldn't dare tell anyโฑne they โan't answer.. ahem, anyway... This is just a silly questiโฑn, really, but what is it like nโฑt having hโฑrns? Why dโฑn't humans have any? I knโฑw it's a biโฑlโฑgy thing, โฑf โโฑurse, but I must wโฑnder what evโฑlutiโฑn path humans have taken tโฑ end up hโฑrnless. Err, hโฑpe this questiโฑn isn't tโฑโฑ dumb, haha!! Nervโฑus emโฑte......๐

thx attorney general redglare

Everyone say "Thank you Attorney General Redglare."
\ cant c0mpla1n ab0ut an amp0ra gett1n l0cked up h0nestly lma0. get rekt #dashwatch1ng /
II thIInk II'm gonna goo2e IIn2tead actually.

nevermind divine intervention took him thats outta my fronds

Cronus is killing chittr. Fuck off, I'm trying to get laid and make friends. Not in that order, I'm doing it at the same time.
โ lloook at mmy bote : ) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/2a/f1/b8/2af1b89c8ef5c9fad4ef6b0e2b5261eb.jpg

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((THE FUCKIGN BARS IM IN TEARS GOD))

first order of business im requestin a collab w the new attorney general to blow that guy up like just a lil bit

this is front backpacked hopbeast court

// I almost never go OOC but the JAIL BARS are SENDING ME

a cello sounds like a cello hope that helps
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(( Just so you all know, I am dying now and trying not to cause noise complaints from the neighbors from how horrendously loud I am laughing ))

for once im vvery happy to havve returned to chittr #dashwatching
AND EVERYONE CHEERED!!!!!!

W3 GOT H1M. 1 R3P34T W3 GOT H1M.

this isnt howv i vwanted to be the main character of chittr also did you knovw that batons hurt really bad

7ou don't get to hate m7 (hit until 7ou give someone some answers https://i.g7azo.(om/634(9089df4af865593bfeb110759(7(.png

bE CAREFUL, i HEAR APPLESAUCE STOCKS, aRE PLUMMETING,
II don't know what kiind of horrorterror @aenea2Caldariium ju2t experiienced wriiggliing iinto theiir braiin but iit'2 got two be bad. II have been giiven the giift of Aniime 2o II know what mu2t be done. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/336293e7002c.png
this = why i dont use social media;
A Short Dress And Thigh High Boots Covered By A Long, Black Trench Coat. This Sounds Appropriate For The Occasion And Will Make You Seem Charmingly Mysterious.

hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha







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