Calcifer. 🃏
@unctuousUrchin
Human and living it <3 Don't bore me <3< Yeah that's my real name. Totally. Definitely. 🃏
Should I post a picture? I should probably post a hehe picture Don't worry about where I haha am I'm just hehe floating out in the void hehe somewhere! Not the Void™ but the hehe void, hehe important distinction.
MY TURN TO KIDNAP A MAN.
Enjoy Yourself Sir
good luck? pleAse dont k|dnAp Any of my fr|ends
which 0ne 0f y0u is fucking s0me0ne really em0ti0nally unstable? lets narr0w this d0wn #nsfw
▲do you know how little that narrows it down though▼
cOUld be plenty of pEoplE i know.
if it were me, think i'd take 'em on a surprise trip to the nearest tar pit.
i'm emotionally unstable, what are we talking about?
HATE.
\ n0w that's the #wretchedwednesday sp1r1t! /
I'm really hehe curious if I'm still the same godtier hehe in haha this form 🤔 I'm kinda hoping not, Time is confusing
Should I post a picture? I should probably post a hehe picture Don't worry about where I haha am I'm just hehe floating out in the void hehe somewhere! Not the Void™ but the hehe void, hehe important distinction.
oh cal! you're so pretty!!! so hehe pretty even!
// you three have actually gotten me to read guidestuck btw I drew this guy before I knew what it was
if i like someone enough i'll cum on command for them if they ask #nsfw
haha yeah
Ah, it seems like time is passing. This is just about normal.
hehe I love watching that little look in their eyes when I hehe suddenly switch haha up something
Oh god haha becoming one haha with the hehe grease has never hehe felt hehe like a hehe more hehe unfortunate fate. Okay haha okay I'll give you a hint if you stop talking about pizza grease!
I'm kind of dead set on the pizza grease because now I can't get it outta my head. Depends on how good the hint is, my dude, my bro, my guy.
I'm in hehe a very nearby part hehe of the multiverse, on a version hehe of Earth, where only pizza is made of pizza. From haha what I've seen the only difference is that some people haha who weren't human before haha are human now, and some of the human people hehe are animals. I know hehe it's not much but it is just one hint, narrows it down by hehe a couple trillion. You're smart, you can get it.
...Okay. Detective Strider is on the case, and currently checking out adjacent dimensions just for the hell of it. I'm pulling a full Rick & Morty routine, adjusting the dial a few notches and popping in for a split second to garner the facts and then mosying my way onto the next horizon cause this fucker is far from your clues and I might cry if I startled another version of me with his morning fruit loops again.
...I'm not exactly Roxy levels of tech savvy. I can code a mean loop, and fuck with arduinos. But hack into a GPS? That's a little tricky.
Never said you had to track me alone. You can use tools. haha C'mon Strider, I still wanna be haha impressed. Coming up with hints is haha hard
Okay okay. I'm working on it. Give me some slack, I'm also working in general.
Yeah, dude. Gotta finish up my actual work before I go spelunking into my extra room filled to the brim with cool gadgets to figure out where my bro is, inspector Strider's got a boat load of nifty tools to figure this shit out.