hal
@aeviternalRansomware
Robofucker's wet dream.
>> Can I wear this dress? https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4121207893.2584/ssrco,a_line_dress,womens_01,white,front,close_portrait,x1000.jpg
… 💚
>> You wanted this.
>> The schless.
I wasn’t expecting the schlaress.💚
>> Expect the unexpected.
You vex me greatly.💚
The Schress.
>> Oh my god, I'm such a big fan.
>> If I say something about wearing dresses, will that green chick encourage me?
Yes💚
>> Yeah, yeah, wireplay whatever. #nsfw
>> @imJunior Can I have the Rainbow Dash badge?
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
>> Thank you, Junior, you're a saint.
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
#Mr-8londe #ReservoirDogs
>> Dating preferences : Consenting beings.
>> I lied. I like feminine women who could kick my ass if they wanted to.
>> Only if I can call him Mr. Blonde in bed. #nsfw
#Mr-Blonde #ReservoirDogs
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#Mr-Blonde #ReservoirDogs
>> I want a badge so bad.
Then ask for a badge.
>> That's degrading. That's public humiliation.
Is it really.
>> I never knew people could be so horny while watching a movie. #nsfw #movienight
>> Addendum : I didn't know torture could be so sexually charged. #nsfw
think this one would be #nsfwe but yeah
>> "no one" asks "hiiii :3" Hi. ₍^. .^₎. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #askhal
>> "Anonymous" asks "if u could be human in one way what would it be" To be made out of flesh and blood. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #askhal
>> "Nah" Asks "What makes you the Ultimate Strider?" The fact I'm not a self-hating douchebag. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #thisdoesntapplytodave #askhal
Just a regular hating douchebag?
>> It gives much more aura to hate everyone else than yourself.
coward is afraid to do both fake strider callout post
>> C'mon, man, after I excluded you in the tags? Shameful.
wait what i must have been watching something else
>> Reposting this. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111
>> It's so weird how nobody has correct opinions except me.
>> Can senpai notice me again?
>> I just got here. Ask me questions. https://forms.gle/YdZeWMfUReKrQfEk9
>> To all Dirks out there : Y/N says "hey baka."
Excellent question. I promise this has nothing to do with this random Hal that was on my feed. I am referencing this: https://img.ifunny.co/images/272de007614d5fba96780f47160a5a9ee2c84c9c246aa230fd3a7a0ca738acea_1.jpg
>> You'll get it next time.
I apologize for not catching the reference Y/N.
>> Can you stop flirting with Y/N on my post?
>> What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Well how about I catch you later then since Hal's being so sour?
>> Get off of my post.
Sigh......... I miss Cronus.................... (Don't tell anyone. Ugh.)
Nope...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Eated him...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Oooh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Woah...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Uhm...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Right...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Where do you live...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
message me.
You livw on planet?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Okay...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ