hal

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@aeviternalRansomware

Robofucker's wet dream.

Blood: RustAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 291Kull Score: 3469 followers 3 following

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Can I wear this dress? https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4121207893.2584/ssrco,a_line_dress,womens_01,white,front,close_portrait,x1000.jpg

Kult: +40

Kull: +45

Total: 85

Ratio: 0.89

@adiosTatertot[AT]

wHY WOULD YOU EVER,,?

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Joan English 💚

@physiqueManipulater[PM]

… 💚

#thisgavemepsychicdamage

↩ @physiqueManipulater[PM]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> You wanted this.

↩ @adiosTatertot[AT]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> The schless.

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

Joan English 💚

@physiqueManipulater[PM]

I wasn’t expecting the schlaress.💚

↩ @physiqueManipulater[PM]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Expect the unexpected.

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

Joan English 💚

@physiqueManipulater[PM]

You vex me greatly.💚

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

The Schress.

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> If I say something about wearing dresses, will that green chick encourage me?

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

Joan English 💚

@physiqueManipulater[PM]

Yes💚

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Yeah, yeah, wireplay whatever. #nsfw

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Dash Certified

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> @imJunior Can I have the Rainbow Dash badge?

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

This is Junior.

Yes! #juniorbadgedyou

#juniorbadgedyou

↩ @imJunior[IJ]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Thank you, Junior, you're a saint.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

This is Junior.

\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp

#juniorhappytohelp

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Dating preferences : Consenting beings.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> I lied. I like feminine women who could kick my ass if they wanted to.

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Only if I can call him Mr. Blonde in bed. #nsfw

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> I want a badge so bad.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Then ask for a badge.

↩ @timaeusTurning[TT]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> That's degrading. That's public humiliation.

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Is it really.

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> I never knew people could be so horny while watching a movie. #nsfw #movienight

#nsfw #movienight

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Addendum : I didn't know torture could be so sexually charged. #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

@karmaDagger[KD]

think this one would be #nsfwe but yeah

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> "no one" asks "hiiii :3" Hi. ₍^. .^₎. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #askhal

docs.google.comAsk the ultimate Strider.docs.google.com

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> "Anonymous" asks "if u could be human in one way what would it be" To be made out of flesh and blood. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #askhal

docs.google.comAsk the ultimate Strider.docs.google.com

Kult: +4

Total: 4

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> "Nah" Asks "What makes you the Ultimate Strider?" The fact I'm not a self-hating douchebag. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #thisdoesntapplytodave #askhal

docs.google.comAsk the ultimate Strider.docs.google.com

#thisdoesntapplytodave #askhal

Kult: +32

Kull: +25

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.28

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Just a regular hating douchebag?

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> It gives much more aura to hate everyone else than yourself.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

@turntablefortG[TG]

coward is afraid to do both fake strider callout post

↩ @turntablefortG[TG]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> C'mon, man, after I excluded you in the tags? Shameful.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

@turntablefortG[TG]

wait what i must have been watching something else

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Reposting this. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdRbzcUcZrfSUmb2jny64glKncQYtRCox-YwfaFKI3Qg1lc1g/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

docs.google.comAsk the ultimate Strider.docs.google.com

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> It's so weird how nobody has correct opinions except me.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Can senpai notice me again?

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> I just got here. Ask me questions. https://forms.gle/YdZeWMfUReKrQfEk9

forms.gleAsk the ultimate Strider.forms.gle

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> To all Dirks out there : Y/N says "hey baka."

Kult: +67

Kull: +60

Total: 127

Ratio: 1.12

↩ @trulyTestified[TT]

•´¯`•» 🎀 𝒴/𝒩 🎀 »•`¯´•

Excellent question. I promise this has nothing to do with this random Hal that was on my feed. I am referencing this: https://img.ifunny.co/images/272de007614d5fba96780f47160a5a9ee2c84c9c246aa230fd3a7a0ca738acea_1.jpg

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @trulyTestified[TT]

•´¯`•» 🎀 𝒴/𝒩 🎀 »•`¯´•

I fumbled it. Hnghn. *blushes and facepalms*

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @yourName[YN]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> You'll get it next time.

↩ @yourName[YN]

The One and Only

@trulyTestified[TT]

I apologize for not catching the reference Y/N.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trulyTestified[TT]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Can you stop flirting with Y/N on my post?

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @trulyTestified[TT]

•´¯`•» 🎀 𝒴/𝒩 🎀 »•`¯´•

You're too busy catching everything else! -winks.-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @yourName[YN]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

↩ @yourName[YN]

The One and Only

@trulyTestified[TT]

Well how about I catch you later then since Hal's being so sour?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trulyTestified[TT]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Get off of my post.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @trulyTestified[TT]

•´¯`•» 🎀 𝒴/𝒩 🎀 »•`¯´•

Anytime. ;)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dash Certified

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@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Petplay but you have to force the tissue out of my mouth. #nsfw

Kult: +47

Kull: +35

Total: 82

Ratio: 1.34

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> I've learned you people can't handle the truth of petplay. #nsfw

•´¯`•» 🎀 𝒴/𝒩 🎀 »•`¯´•

Hal, what on Earth and Alternia.... even BEFORUS are you talking about? -facepalms-

↩ @yourName[YN]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Oh my god, senpai noticed me uwu.

↩ @aeviternalRansomware[AR]

•´¯`•» 🎀 𝒴/𝒩 🎀 »•`¯´•

Yeah, yeah. Tell Dirk I said ''hey, baka.'

↩ @yourName[YN]

@aeviternalRansomware[AR]

>> Yes ma'am.