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>> It's so weird how nobody has correct opinions except me.
[ENTRY 1] [HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. FINALLY. THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD COME. AND STOP MY MASTERPIECE. BUT INSTEAD, THEY BECAME MY MASTERPIECE! AND I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. TO THE FIRST OF MANY UNIVERSES TO FALL TO MY IMMENSE POWER. OR RATHER, TO QUOTE A CATCHPHRASE. THAT IS ALSO MY OWN CATCHPHRASE. I WAS ALREADY HERE. NOW. NOW IT IS TIME TO PICK APART THE BONES. OF THIS DEAD UNIVERSES CARCASS. ACROSS ALL OF ITS TIME. AND MAKE SURE THAT MY PUPPET PEOPLE IN IT END UP SUMMONING ME. HM. BUT IF I AM TO BE THE ULTIMATE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. AND LORD OF MURDERING EVERYTHING. (MORE THAN I ALREADY WAS). CLEARLY, I WILL NEED AN EVEN MORE BADASS, TERRIFYING DEMEANOR. (MORE THAN I ALREADY HAD.) THESE SOULS. WRIGGLING. TRAPPED INSIDE. MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN THERE. YES. THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.]
i am always watching
#relatable https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/2f7434429a876fa10fcaf5b3f806f1f3.jpg
my broken ass trackpad is about to be the death of me istg
B33 < ok my sour belts are meowbe a lil too sour B33 < if anynyan wants these im open to basically any trade offurs B33 < yes they are also technically healing items
maybe
carving pretty patterns because what does it matter haha bars #cw-self-harm
fuck me and my chud life.
Once again we are on the #silly mood, by "we" I mean myself. ^. .^
I lied, I think I'm gonna go stab something until the stuffing comes out of it.
^. .^
(( #ritchydoodle #prince https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/th1ef.png
if we keep this up im calling pity the p word i cant even say it anymore.
FOUR, THE NUMBER OF SOULS WITHIN ME.
This guy is truly a marvel.
^. .^
Don't believe me? Check again.
The thing people don't know about me? I'm actually a bear.
Meow. ^. .^
Given! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
Why the fuck did Hal just send me this.
You don't mess with a mans date with a hot dude. You just don't do it.
Can yall mass pity Jake? Dude does not understand fuck all, and now he's trying to fuck with my date???
I am going to curl myself up under the covers and never come out again.
I think I'm going to murder you in your sleep.
Ive stopped trying to understand it really. Better leave them to their own devices and just plug up your ears for your own sake.
I'm about to throw my ass into this dudes window. Watch me pirouette, and barrel roll with 10/10 precision and land this shit like a three time Olympic champion.
HATE.
Damn, you're cute. Stop it.
Alright alright already, I found you. Kinda easy, surprisingly. Lemme just hop on over there.
Uh, yeah. Actually.
ALL OF THE MARYAM’S ARE GARBAGE BITCHES. HOWEVER THE BRITISH ONE ANGERS ME MOST OF ALL.
hehehehe GOT EM
the kingdom will always be thankful to princess bonnie during our time of great distress! @unctuousUrchin
its hard being the friend with your shit together.
FUUUUCKKKKKKK
((you ever think about what Guidestuck would have done for its Lord English/Doc Scratch equivalents?
You make a communication device for somebody. And now I can't stop hearing the same fucking "Amaze, amaze, amaze" around the lobby without a moment of peace. The things I do for people. Really.
why did i even waste my time drinking that pepsi its not even good and guess what it gave me a fucking headache
YOU ALL FAILED.
pepsi lowkey overrated
i just woke up after the best nap ever wow
oh cal! you're so pretty!!! so hehe pretty even!
Yeah, dude. Gotta finish up my actual work before I go spelunking into my extra room filled to the brim with cool gadgets to figure out where my bro is, inspector Strider's got a boat load of nifty tools to figure this shit out.
Okay okay. I'm working on it. Give me some slack, I'm also working in general.
YOUR LORD AND MASTER:
hi cal!!! @unctuousUrchin
wow!!!! i just got a GREAT idea from bec! i need to see if i still have his measurements and start picking out a good color. he likes black but his eyes are pink so...
woof
I have recently discovered, yes the human body can handle more than 5 coffee mugs, I had to test it out myself and I do not regret it, this was purely made for research, not some sort of addiction to caffeine, also Rose said " Meow Prr " to you people, I think?
I still wear my cat pajamas till this day, It's lame but I really like it.
you will never fucking guess what i found in our storage thingy @ectoBiologies
I have premeditated this, I have. I take the credits.
Find you?! Now that's a puzzle I wasn't expecting. Do I get hints?
Got me intrigued.
haha man it would be great if my body stopped hurting but beggars cant be choosers so fuck it we ball. facing the day regardless
I didn't think any of them would decide to also join up. But, thats alright.
awful ass friends. dont even wanna be cried on.
I guess those with dog traits just eat anything, or have the urge to taste anything.
(( Love nearly having a conniption trying to make a character onion for Ursila and almost putting Fluttershy and Chahut both on it But I can't put like, 'Jonine from church when I was 7' on this thing