
[ENTRY 1] [HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS. FINALLY. THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD COME. AND STOP MY MASTERPIECE. BUT INSTEAD, THEY BECAME MY MASTERPIECE! AND I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED. TO THE FIRST OF MANY UNIVERSES TO FALL TO MY IMMENSE POWER. OR RATHER, TO QUOTE A CATCHPHRASE. THAT IS ALSO MY OWN CATCHPHRASE. I WAS ALREADY HERE. NOW. NOW IT IS TIME TO PICK APART THE BONES. OF THIS DEAD UNIVERSES CARCASS. ACROSS ALL OF ITS TIME. AND MAKE SURE THAT MY PUPPET PEOPLE IN IT END UP SUMMONING ME. HM. BUT IF I AM TO BE THE ULTIMATE BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. AND LORD OF MURDERING EVERYTHING. (MORE THAN I ALREADY WAS). CLEARLY, I WILL NEED AN EVEN MORE BADASS, TERRIFYING DEMEANOR. (MORE THAN I ALREADY HAD.) THESE SOULS. WRIGGLING. TRAPPED INSIDE. MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN THERE. YES. THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.]
