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@unctuousUrchin

Human and living it <3 Don't bore me <3< Yeah that's my real name. Totally. Definitely. 🃏 (Not Guidestuck)

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Insert awoo here.

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Total: 40
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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Awoo

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B a r k

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Arf! Hehe

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Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.
@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> i got ghosted after 4 fucking messages.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

They dunno hehe what they're hehe missing haha out on

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

WOW I WAS GONE FOR A SUPER LONG TIME! hehe Did you guys haha miss me? You totally missed me. Doubt I missed anything important so I won't haha even ask, hehe my return is all that matters here.

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@pinocchiosVices[PV]

NO WANNABES HERE DAWG!!! SUP THOUGH!!!

Golly, another version of cal!!

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

The original actually hehe

Huh? But cal is cal? There's no such thing as an original of someone....

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Whatever you say, understudy

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Oh you sweet summer haha child

That's not very polite, laughing at a lady like that.

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@pinocchiosVices[PV]

DID YOU KNOW???

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Always do

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

It's also not hehe polite to haha make fun of hehe a fellas vocal tic

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

hold on walk it back a sec im not the first strilonde on this fuck forsaken site to rock the stache am i cuz like im all for the trendsetting and shit but dog that just feels wrong theres gotta be at least one other

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Yeah you're the official stache strider!

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

damn dog ain't no motherfucker out here doin it like me

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

One of haha a kind!

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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < ok my sour belts are meowbe a lil too sour B33 < if anynyan wants these im open to basically any trade offurs B33 < yes they are also technically healing items

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

Marinate haha them in energy haha drinks haha and drink the battery haha acid haha spaghetti

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@turntechGothhead[TG]

carving pretty patterns because what does it matter haha bars #cw-self-harm

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

You should do spirals

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Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
@woeGothic[WG]

Explain your deep lore to me in simplified terms. I am curious if I can crack the full story.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

..Pinocchio?? But cooler

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@tortuousHorace[TH]

little bastard said calling my mole a cutiemark was cringe. guardianship is a prison.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

he just haha doesn't understand u-u

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@tortuousHorace[TH]

thought i raised him right. have to wonder where i went wrong, have to assume it's just a dave thing. something wrong with all of them.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

there's sooooo many haha of them on here that just don't haha GET IT! It can't be you doing anything wrong if all hehe of them are hehe like that

Kult: +5
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A very dedicated puppet lover...
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@tortuousHorace[TH]

i want to believe that. but if they were all raised by me's something had to go wrong somewhere. it's disappointing so many of them are failures.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

it has to just be hehe an inherent Dave trait ¯\_(=-=)_/¯

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@chernobylCanine[CC]

if we keep this up im calling pity the p word i cant even say it anymore.

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@chernobylCanine[CC]

why do you pester me so much?

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

its fun!

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@chernobylCanine[CC]

its not.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

isn't that my opinion haha to hehe make?

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@chernobylCanine[CC]

no.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

IIIIII think it is

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@chernobylCanine[CC]

nope.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

yep!

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@chernobylCanine[CC]

nu uh.

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@unctuousUrchin[UU]

yuh huh