Calcifer. 🃏
@unctuousUrchin
Human and living it <3 Don't bore me <3< Yeah that's my real name. Totally. Definitely. 🃏 (Not Guidestuck)
Of course hehe it's an anon, coward "Why haha exist" Very hehe creative, couldn't hehe have haha made it two hehe words longer to haha make a haha full sentence? Either way the why is because I'm amazing, hehe the how is pure awesomeness, and the what haha is I am just like the haha Cal every Strider knows haha and absolutely adores, I just so happen to have flesh and organs AND polyfil instead of just hehe the plushy lil innards. ✌️ Next haha question!!
Oh dang haha are we still doing hehe the #ama haha thing?? I thought that would be boring by hehe now. haha I did hehe end up making one but I never actually posted it cuz it seemed lame. haha I dooooo like the attention though so come hehe and get it. I know at least hehe two of you want to know what the fuck is wrong with me.
WOW I WAS GONE FOR A SUPER LONG TIME! hehe Did you guys haha miss me? You totally missed me. Doubt I missed anything important so I won't haha even ask, hehe my return is all that matters here.
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I'm really hehe curious if I'm still the same godtier hehe in haha this form 🤔 I'm kinda hoping not, Time is confusing
Should I post a picture? I should probably post a picture Don't worry about hehe where I am I'm just floating out in the haha void haha somewhere! Not the Void™ but the void, important distinction. Don't hehe forget to leave a Q on my wonderful haha little existence. I'm sure hehe it must be exhilarating to see me on your feed finally.
oh cal! you're so pretty!!! so hehe pretty even!
// you three have actually gotten me to read guidestuck btw I drew this guy before I knew what it was
hehe I love watching that little look in their eyes when I hehe suddenly switch haha up something
Oh god haha becoming one haha with the hehe grease has never hehe felt hehe like a hehe more hehe unfortunate fate. Okay haha okay I'll give you a hint if you stop talking about pizza grease!
I'm kind of dead set on the pizza grease because now I can't get it outta my head. Depends on how good the hint is, my dude, my bro, my guy.
I'm in hehe a very nearby part hehe of the multiverse, on a version hehe of Earth, where only pizza is made of pizza. From haha what I've seen the only difference is that some people haha who weren't human before haha are human now, and some of the human people hehe are animals. I know hehe it's not much but it is just one hint, narrows it down by hehe a couple trillion. You're smart, you can get it.
...Okay. Detective Strider is on the case, and currently checking out adjacent dimensions just for the hell of it. I'm pulling a full Rick & Morty routine, adjusting the dial a few notches and popping in for a split second to garner the facts and then mosying my way onto the next horizon cause this fucker is far from your clues and I might cry if I startled another version of me with his morning fruit loops again.
...I'm not exactly Roxy levels of tech savvy. I can code a mean loop, and fuck with arduinos. But hack into a GPS? That's a little tricky.
Never said you had to track me alone. You can use tools. haha C'mon Strider, I still wanna be haha impressed. Coming up with hints is haha hard
Okay okay. I'm working on it. Give me some slack, I'm also working in general.
Yeah, dude. Gotta finish up my actual work before I go spelunking into my extra room filled to the brim with cool gadgets to figure out where my bro is, inspector Strider's got a boat load of nifty tools to figure this shit out.