A real man's lunch is a pack of cigarettes and a monster or budlight. #substance
Not like that was hard, to be fair.
Fair enough, but the point is, you really need to run some softwares checks and shit, you might have a bug or two.
I think the simulated 30 years I’ve been living in my own metaphorical head may have caused some issues, yes.
You think.
My virtual wife has rubbed off on me, what can I say.
Damn, look at you becoming a soft old family man.
It’s dreadful, Dirk. My virtual children keep demanding I put their scribbled machinations on the virtual fridge.
Well shit bro, you better hang up their drawings, or they might just grow up resenting you.
You think I’d ever do that to them? How evil do you think I am.
About as evil as any dirk can be.