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Nepeta Leijon

@arsenicCatnip

the one and only rogue of heart, accept no substitutes!

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 659Kull Score: 80444 followers77 following

:33 < i guess my type is, weirdly enough, folks who put up false purrsonas, to a certain extent? :33 < that s33ms to be the biggest clawmmon denominator anyway

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:33 < efurry time i s33 one of my alts use a pun that hadn't occurred to me i get so mad i start punching drywall

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:33< which one? :33< was it meow?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33 < it was clawmitt33

:33< thats such a good one :33< yeah sorry my pan is scrombled sometimes

:33 < not to vaguepost a fellow nepeta but i hate when trolls say "meowbeast" :33 < yes its consistent with a lot of other trollish animal names but guys :33 < we can just call them cats :33 < my username isn't arsenicMeowbeastnip :33 < cats is an established part of the troll lexicon

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:33< yeah but its fun to lie to mewmans dont blow up my spot man!

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^^theY're sYnonYms!^^

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33 < hmmm alright if its fur the bit then ill allow it

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:33< im nyathing if nyat clawmitted to the bit!

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though it i is true, your h handle doesnt really count because c c catnip isnt the same as a c cat :,|

Døn't knøw what's gøing øn with this whøle øtherr selves thing, but cat is the highbløød wørrd. Meøwbeast is the løwbløød wørrd. Just depends what vibe yøu'rre gøing førr.

:33 < my point is that how could we linguistically have arrived at catnip if we didn't have cats?

:33 < i've always said cat??? but shit you might be right, it could purroadly be a caste thing

y yeah true didnt think o of that

:33 < he let me hit because im adorable and no other reason :33 < nothing to do with my sharp claws no sirr33 :33 < #nsfw

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:33< hell yeah nefur tired of s33ing mew on my dash

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33 < always love s33ing the reflection of the self

:33< mew know it me! k33p it up!!!

:33 < anyone got any good suggestions to name a grub? my matespurrit and i are both at a loss and it's b33n almost two w33ks now its getting kind of silly

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@awkwardInermis[AI]

my soons name is xavierr!

:33< pounce jr

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@totesGruesome[TG]

nugget

:33 < so the thing is, i kinda want it to be an authentic troll name? but at the same time, an authentic troll name would be "whatever noise the lusus makes", which i guess would mean his name is "ohmygosh he's so cuuuute"??

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@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

considering the six letter troll nameing convention i think Nekane is pretty

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@awkwardInermis[AI]

yoou coould trry mixing soome names with soome chitterring oorr chirrping! that might give a gooood rring too soomething

Maymay

<)-> combine both of y4lls n4mes

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:33 < we're not naming our son katnep!!

<)-> then use the other h4lf of your n4mes shrug

:33 < that pic is so fake my rumblespheres arent nearly that big

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@peaNut[PN]

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

you know i can change that any time you want!

:33 < girl did i say i was mad??

:33 < the best-worst f33ling is right when you are about to set forth on a task :33 < like doodling cute kitty pictures or start shipping or what have you :33 < but then, hunger strikes! the old vorechamber clamors for some meals :33 < better chomp on some succulent meats to shut it up you know what i mean?? arghhh

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@advantageousCatharsis[AC]

r_eal

:33 < sometimes my matespurrit can be SOOO silly! he says i n33d to be more careful when im out hunting now that we have a grub - as if that somehow puts me in more danger?? its not like i was human purregnant!!

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:33 < @equiusZahhak you know you dont have to pity efurrything i post just beclaws were meowrails, right?

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@equiusZahhak[EZ]

D --> I figured it would make you at ease but I can stop if you prefer

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:33 < its not that i MIND it, it just f33ls a bit purrfurmative, you know?

hey efurryone whats your favfurite meat? mine's boar!!

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>:(( < POST CANCELLED WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CUTE LITTLE FACE?

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

gotta be beef for me! i LOOOOVE a good steak!

:33 < remempurr to get an additional source of fat alongside your rabbit meat, or too much of it can kill you!!

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:33 < surpurrising no one <3

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